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[chat] goes camping

AiouaAioua Ora OccidensOra OptimaRegistered User regular
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I tried to organize a camping trip and now everyone has cancelled on me except for one of my friends and my girlfriend.

Q: why do my friends suck?
A: iono they're a bunc of dang nerds or something

Anyway, serious offer, if you're in the seattle/vancouver area and want to sit in the woods and drink beer this weekend, PM me.


This [chat] is not for:
  • talking about how much camping sucks
  • saying you're going to go camping with me and then not
  • politics, even if it has to do with camping

life's a game that you're bound to lose / like using a hammer to pound in screws
fuck up once and you break your thumb / if you're happy at all then you're god damn dumb
that's right we're on a fucked up cruise / God is dead but at least we have booze
bad things happen, no one knows why / the sun burns out and everyone dies
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    NecoNeco Worthless Garbage Registered User regular
    First

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    descdesc Goretexing to death Registered User regular
    Fast is good A+

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    NecoNeco Worthless Garbage Registered User regular
    edited June 2018
    desc wrote: »
    Fast is good A+

    thank you adorable ghost

    Neco on
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    knitdanknitdan In ur base Killin ur guysRegistered User regular
    But the woods have skeeters and bears and you have to poop in a hole

    “I was quick when I came in here, I’m twice as quick now”
    -Indiana Solo, runner of blades
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    TTODewbackTTODewback Puts the drawl in ya'll I think I'm in HellRegistered User regular
    vowels is it considered camping if i bring my luxury RV and have a guy on a golf cart with a giant tank of mosquito smoke constantly drive around

    Bless your heart.
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    spool32spool32 Contrary Library Registered User regular
    Vowels we will go camping as long as 1) you buy the tickets and 2) there is no hiking involved

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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    knitdan wrote: »
    But the woods have skeeters and bears and you have to poop in a hole

    Cougars too, and we know they're juicing.

    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    pleasepaypreacher.net
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    AiouaAioua Ora Occidens Ora OptimaRegistered User regular
    TTODewback wrote: »
    vowels is it considered camping if i bring my luxury RV and have a guy on a golf cart with a giant tank of mosquito smoke constantly drive around

    probably!

    life's a game that you're bound to lose / like using a hammer to pound in screws
    fuck up once and you break your thumb / if you're happy at all then you're god damn dumb
    that's right we're on a fucked up cruise / God is dead but at least we have booze
    bad things happen, no one knows why / the sun burns out and everyone dies
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    NecoNeco Worthless Garbage Registered User regular
    Is it considered camping if I stay in my bedroom the whole time

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    zepherinzepherin Russian warship, go fuck yourself Registered User regular
    I saw a spider crawling up the wall. I stood up to grab my notebook for some murder and it disappeared. So I’m thinking I burn down the trailer

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    AtomikaAtomika Live fast and get fucked or whatever Registered User regular
    knitdan wrote: »
    But the woods have skeeters and bears and you have to poop in a hole

    Still better than skeeterholes and pooping in bears

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    BeNarwhalBeNarwhal The Work Left Unfinished Registered User regular
    Some spacepeople went into space earlier today

    I was making an OP about it in case the designated parties failed to deliver

    Here is video of the launch, etc. Liftoff occurs at ~6m30s:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3rzkk4PWGNs

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    KrathoonKrathoon Registered User regular
    https://youtu.be/EEyUeCyXl1Q

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    TTODewbackTTODewback Puts the drawl in ya'll I think I'm in HellRegistered User regular
    campsite doesnt even need a septic hookup if you could point me in the direction of the nearest creek

    Bless your heart.
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    Evil MultifariousEvil Multifarious Registered User regular
    Camping does not suck if it's the most effective way to win the match

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    matt has a problemmatt has a problem Points to 'off' Points to 'on'Registered User regular
    knitdan wrote: »
    But the woods have skeeters and bears and you have to poop in a hole

    You poop in a hole when you use a toilet too though.





    Now I'm afraid to see your bathroom.

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    emnmnmeemnmnme Registered User regular
    zepherin wrote: »
    I saw a spider crawling up the wall. I stood up to grab my notebook for some murder and it disappeared. So I’m thinking I burn down the trailer

    Spiders are our friends. They hunt pests.

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    emnmnmeemnmnme Registered User regular
    Neco wrote: »
    First

    Lime'd for truth.

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    SniperGuySniperGuy SniperGuyGaming Registered User regular
    I've wary of camping after reading too many scary stories about the woods.

    But I do love the woods.

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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    emnmnme wrote: »
    zepherin wrote: »
    I saw a spider crawling up the wall. I stood up to grab my notebook for some murder and it disappeared. So I’m thinking I burn down the trailer

    Spiders are our friends. They hunt pests.

    Bullshit tim in accounting still lives.

    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    pleasepaypreacher.net
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    zepherinzepherin Russian warship, go fuck yourself Registered User regular
    emnmnme wrote: »
    zepherin wrote: »
    I saw a spider crawling up the wall. I stood up to grab my notebook for some murder and it disappeared. So I’m thinking I burn down the trailer

    Spiders are our friends. They hunt pests.
    Someone has been killed and replaced by a spider.

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    NecoNeco Worthless Garbage Registered User regular
    Sorry I got mad and raised my voice at you

    I still love you, sort of

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    AiouaAioua Ora Occidens Ora OptimaRegistered User regular
    spool32 wrote: »
    Vowels we will go camping as long as 1) you buy the tickets and 2) there is no hiking involved

    if the plane tickets weren't $1000 a head for last minute...

    life's a game that you're bound to lose / like using a hammer to pound in screws
    fuck up once and you break your thumb / if you're happy at all then you're god damn dumb
    that's right we're on a fucked up cruise / God is dead but at least we have booze
    bad things happen, no one knows why / the sun burns out and everyone dies
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    SmurphSmurph Registered User regular
    Camping is great, but I always need to go with someone who is more into it and has all the camping 'stuff'

    Like I have a tent and a cooler but idk how to make food or how much wood we need

    I generally call these people 'truck friends' because they tend to have trucks

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    P10P10 An Idiot With Low IQ Registered User regular
    Neco wrote: »
    Sorry I got mad and raised my voice at you

    I still love you, sort of
    i'll try harder next time

    Shameful pursuits and utterly stupid opinions
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    ArchArch Neat-o, mosquito! Registered User regular
    Vowels its u ur girlfriend and one other?

    camping?

    alone?

    in the woods?

    :winky:
    one of u is getting murdered

    Psycho Internet Hawk wrote: »
    Arch I like that no matter what game you're playing, your playstyle inevitably revolves around bugs and monsters and generally ugly things.
    | Zinnar on most things | Avatar by Blameless Cleric
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    Sir LandsharkSir Landshark resting shark face Registered User regular
    Camping does kinda suck tho

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    TraceTrace GNU Terry Pratchett; GNU Gus; GNU Carrie Fisher; GNU Adam We Registered User regular
    well that was certainly a day at work

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    AiouaAioua Ora Occidens Ora OptimaRegistered User regular
    Sir Landshark wrote: »
    Camping does kinda suck tho

    mods

    life's a game that you're bound to lose / like using a hammer to pound in screws
    fuck up once and you break your thumb / if you're happy at all then you're god damn dumb
    that's right we're on a fucked up cruise / God is dead but at least we have booze
    bad things happen, no one knows why / the sun burns out and everyone dies
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    Sir LandsharkSir Landshark resting shark face Registered User regular
    Cant even play my xbox smh

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    TraceTrace GNU Terry Pratchett; GNU Gus; GNU Carrie Fisher; GNU Adam We Registered User regular
    Camping is great if you're with people who know what they're doing and also don't insist on "roughing" it.

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    knitdanknitdan In ur base Killin ur guysRegistered User regular
    This one time back around high school age me and my friends went camping in the woods because that’s what you did in my area if you wanted to drink and not get hassled.

    Well this one dude who we all knew called us up and asked where we were, but nobody wanted to hang out with him because he was a toxic jerk who got even worse when drunk.

    So we gave him a location that was a good 15 miles away from where we actually were, on the other side of the river.
    matt has a problem wrote: »
    knitdan wrote: »
    But the woods have skeeters and bears and you have to poop in a hole

    You poop in a hole when you use a toilet too though.

    Now I'm afraid to see your bathroom.

    If you think indoor plumbing is in any way comparable to burying your waste like a cat, I don’t want to see your bathroom.

    “I was quick when I came in here, I’m twice as quick now”
    -Indiana Solo, runner of blades
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    BeNarwhalBeNarwhal The Work Left Unfinished Registered User regular
    Sir Landshark wrote: »
    Camping does kinda suck tho

    This is not correct

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    So It GoesSo It Goes We keep moving...Registered User regular
    Sir Landshark wrote: »
    Camping does kinda suck tho

    Car camping is the happy medium

    No worrying about what to pack and carry like for backpacking

    Plush campgrounds with nice toilets or even showers!

    And you get to sleep outside

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    Jubal77Jubal77 Registered User regular
    Nothing quite like lovemaking in a tent smelling of Deep Woods Off and beer.

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    Sir LandsharkSir Landshark resting shark face Registered User regular
    BeNarwhal wrote: »
    Sir Landshark wrote: »
    Camping does kinda suck tho

    This is not correct

    Like im gonna listen to the guy that was into urban camping for a year

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    KrathoonKrathoon Registered User regular
    https://youtu.be/XvHSlHhh1gk

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    nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    Krathoon wrote: »
    https://youtu.be/EEyUeCyXl1Q

    jesus christ

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    TraceTrace GNU Terry Pratchett; GNU Gus; GNU Carrie Fisher; GNU Adam We Registered User regular
    So It Goes wrote: »
    Sir Landshark wrote: »
    Camping does kinda suck tho

    Car camping is the happy medium

    No worrying about what to pack and carry like for backpacking

    Plush campgrounds with nice toilets or even showers!

    And you get to sleep outside

    I can do without nice toilets or a shower.

    but there better be an outhouse and there better be a clean goddamn lake nearby

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    AiouaAioua Ora Occidens Ora OptimaRegistered User regular
    Jubal77 wrote: »
    Nothing quite like lovemaking in a tent smelling of Deep Woods Off and beer.

    c'mon jubs

    you know you wanna come camping

    gonna be up by baker lake

    life's a game that you're bound to lose / like using a hammer to pound in screws
    fuck up once and you break your thumb / if you're happy at all then you're god damn dumb
    that's right we're on a fucked up cruise / God is dead but at least we have booze
    bad things happen, no one knows why / the sun burns out and everyone dies
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