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The Greatest [chat] of All Time

wanderingwandering Russia state-affiliated mediaRegistered User regular
edited June 2018 in Debate and/or Discourse
It’s time to settle this once and for all. What is the greatest videogame of all time?

1. An artsy-fartsy indie game about feelings that makes you cry
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2.The beautiful, magical, 134th entry of a beloved Nintendo franchise
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3. A game where pseudo-photo-realistic people have awkward sex
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4. An old PC game that no one cares about anymore but you
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5. Tetris
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6. Euro Truck Simulator 2
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wandering on

The Greatest [chat] of All Time 84 votes

An artsy-fartsy indie game about feelings that makes you cry
7%
redxwanderingAbdhyiusRMS OceanicEddyBlameless Cleric 6 votes
The beautiful, magical, 134th entry of a beloved Nintendo franchise
13%
RedTidebowentyrannusRamiHi I'm Vee!AtomikaPowerpuppiesJubal77ShinyRedKnightDr. FlamingoA Kobold's Kobold 11 votes
A game where pseudo-photo-realistic people have awkward sex
15%
Element BrianwazillaDemonStaceyJebusUDHonkcptruggedmysticjuicerOnTheLastCastledavidsdurionsspool32Dark Raven XMsAnthropyHavelock2.0 13 votes
An old PC game that no one cares about anymore but you
30%
SniperGuyJazzMrMisterSanderJKLudiousAimElldrenHappylilElfDarkPrimusFeraljungleroomxemnmnmeBurnageCasualMazzyxjakobaggerKrathoonChanuszepherinnavgoose 26 votes
Tetris
19%
MulysaSemproniusDoodmannElendilIncenjucarHaphazardPhoenix-DAiouaDesktop HippieTcheldorHahnsoo1DelmainSleepVoid SlayerAuralynxSnicketysnickIlpala 16 votes
Euro Truck Simulator 2
14%
Rear Admiral ChocoVishNubP10BrodyArchevilbobdescChimeraJusticeforPlutoInvectivuscB557Squeakel 12 votes
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    tyrannustyrannus i am not fat Registered User regular
    The beautiful, magical, 134th entry of a beloved Nintendo franchise
    butt effect

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    NecoNeco Worthless Garbage Registered User regular
    An old PC game that no one cares about anymore but you
    Good, a poll. You did good today, wandering.

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    SniperGuySniperGuy SniperGuyGaming Registered User regular
    An old PC game that no one cares about anymore but you
    STARSIEGE TRIBES FOREVER

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    AiouaAioua Ora Occidens Ora OptimaRegistered User regular
    Tetris
    *tetris theme plays*

    life's a game that you're bound to lose / like using a hammer to pound in screws
    fuck up once and you break your thumb / if you're happy at all then you're god damn dumb
    that's right we're on a fucked up cruise / God is dead but at least we have booze
    bad things happen, no one knows why / the sun burns out and everyone dies
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    SniperGuySniperGuy SniperGuyGaming Registered User regular
    An old PC game that no one cares about anymore but you
    Also David Hayter is voicing Snake again in the new Smash Bros and that's just glorious.

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    BurnageBurnage Registered User regular
    An old PC game that no one cares about anymore but you
    Baldur's Gate 2 massive represent

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    Jubal77Jubal77 Registered User regular
    The beautiful, magical, 134th entry of a beloved Nintendo franchise
    As much as I like playing older PC games Nintendo continues to make game of the year games year after year after year.

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    SniperGuySniperGuy SniperGuyGaming Registered User regular
    An old PC game that no one cares about anymore but you
    Aioua wrote: »
    *tetris theme plays*

    Yo that Tetris Effect game looks amazing

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    ZephiranZephiran Registered User regular
    Alright and in this next scene all the animals have AIDS.

    I got a little excited when I saw your ship.
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    A Kobold's KoboldA Kobold's Kobold He/Him MississippiRegistered User regular
    The beautiful, magical, 134th entry of a beloved Nintendo franchise
    SUPER SMASH BROTHERS: ALL THE WARRIORS

    Switch Friend Code: SW-3011-6091-2364
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    AiouaAioua Ora Occidens Ora OptimaRegistered User regular
    Tetris
    I met Alexey Pajitnov at PAX once.

    life's a game that you're bound to lose / like using a hammer to pound in screws
    fuck up once and you break your thumb / if you're happy at all then you're god damn dumb
    that's right we're on a fucked up cruise / God is dead but at least we have booze
    bad things happen, no one knows why / the sun burns out and everyone dies
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    OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    dang. cleaning out/packing my closet and found a father's day card i bought last year and never mailed. that feels like shit.

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    nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    What bout the old school game where photorealstic Euro Trucks have sex?

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    ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User regular
    An old PC game that no one cares about anymore but you

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
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    AiouaAioua Ora Occidens Ora OptimaRegistered User regular
    Tetris
    'complains into battle' savage

    life's a game that you're bound to lose / like using a hammer to pound in screws
    fuck up once and you break your thumb / if you're happy at all then you're god damn dumb
    that's right we're on a fucked up cruise / God is dead but at least we have booze
    bad things happen, no one knows why / the sun burns out and everyone dies
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    ElldrenElldren Is a woman dammit ceterum censeoRegistered User regular
    An old PC game that no one cares about anymore but you
    For the record @emnmnme I’ve used Elliedren

    fuck gendered marketing
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    wanderingwandering Russia state-affiliated media Registered User regular
    edited June 2018
    An artsy-fartsy indie game about feelings that makes you cry
    SniperGuy wrote: »
    Also David Hayter is voicing Snake again in the new Smash Bros and that's just glorious.
    some people prefer Kiefer Sutherland but Hayters gonna Hayt

    wandering on
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    Fuzzy Cumulonimbus CloudFuzzy Cumulonimbus Cloud Registered User regular
    TATRUS

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    nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
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    LudiousLudious I just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered User regular
    An old PC game that no one cares about anymore but you
    looks like I'm on the right side of history

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    Fuzzy Cumulonimbus CloudFuzzy Cumulonimbus Cloud Registered User regular
    boop boop do dooo
    dum bum dum bum bum
    boo boo boo
    dooo deee doo doo doo

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    BurnageBurnage Registered User regular
    An old PC game that no one cares about anymore but you
    wandering wrote: »
    SniperGuy wrote: »
    Also David Hayter is voicing Snake again in the new Smash Bros and that's just glorious.
    some people prefer Kiefer Sutherland but Hayters gonna Hayt

    a) those people are objectively wrong
    b) booooooooooo

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    SniperGuySniperGuy SniperGuyGaming Registered User regular
    An old PC game that no one cares about anymore but you
    wandering wrote: »
    SniperGuy wrote: »
    Also David Hayter is voicing Snake again in the new Smash Bros and that's just glorious.
    some people prefer Kiefer Sutherland but Hayters gonna Hayt

    No they don't, he doesn't actually speak enough lines in MGSV for anyone to prefer him

    MGSV A Great Game, a Bigger Missed Opportunity

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    Fuzzy Cumulonimbus CloudFuzzy Cumulonimbus Cloud Registered User regular
    watching ep 1 of young justice and they were all fighting ice villains in their respective cities
    i was like this is soooo dumb why did they write it this way
    then the justice league was like its really weird that we all fought ice villains right
    and I was like yayyyy

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    21stCentury21stCentury Call me Pixel, or Pix for short! [They/Them]Registered User regular
    The correct answer is love.

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    SniperGuySniperGuy SniperGuyGaming Registered User regular
    An old PC game that no one cares about anymore but you
    watching ep 1 of young justice and they were all fighting ice villains in their respective cities
    i was like this is soooo dumb why did they write it this way
    then the justice league was like its really weird that we all fought ice villains right
    and I was like yayyyy

    Global Warming, I assume.

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    wanderingwandering Russia state-affiliated media Registered User regular
    An artsy-fartsy indie game about feelings that makes you cry
    I like how nexuscrawler DM'd me and gave me lots of lead time and I still couldn't finish this chat in a timely manner

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    Hahnsoo1Hahnsoo1 Make Ready. We Hunt.Registered User regular
    Tetris
    *narrows eyes*

    Is this poll about the Nintendoboxes that all the kids are talking about?

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    SummaryJudgmentSummaryJudgment Grab the hottest iron you can find, stride in the Tower’s front door Registered User regular
    edited June 2018
    I'm getting in all my hot takes at once today:

    1) White Millennial home ownership is probably down, in part and in addition to general bad economic starting conditions for that cohort, due to a move towards the coasts in spite of equivalent paying jobs after CoL is factored, along with a focus on (expensive) lived experiences through social media pressure as a driving force behind social currency. PoC home ownership is still down due to insufficient time to build generational wealth.

    2) I'm continually mystified by the impulse people have to blast dumb shit - Pickle Rick, Kardashians, etc - and spare it their limited attention instead of just ignoring or unplatforming it.

    SummaryJudgment on
    Some days Blue wonders why anyone ever bothered making numbers so small; other days she supposes even infinity needs to start somewhere.
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    LudiousLudious I just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered User regular
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    nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    wandering wrote: »
    I like how nexuscrawler DM'd me and gave me lots of lead time and I still couldn't finish this chat in a timely manner

    its too much pressure!

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    DoodmannDoodmann Registered User regular
    Tetris
    I wanted to pick wind waker, I really did, but TETRIS is tetris.

    Whippy wrote: »
    nope nope nope nope abort abort talk about anime
    I like to ART
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    tyrannustyrannus i am not fat Registered User regular
    The beautiful, magical, 134th entry of a beloved Nintendo franchise
    watching ep 1 of young justice and they were all fighting ice villains in their respective cities
    i was like this is soooo dumb why did they write it this way
    then the justice league was like its really weird that we all fought ice villains right
    and I was like yayyyy

    young justice got pretty good

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    QanamilQanamil x Registered User regular
    Big long email about information not matching up between an excel chart and our database. It takes me at most 5 minutes to find that yeah, no shit, you guys updated the excel chart and didn't bother changing anything in the db yeah that'll make it different.

    Come on

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    LudiousLudious I just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered User regular
    An old PC game that no one cares about anymore but you
    wind waker isn't even the best zelda

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    credeikicredeiki Registered User regular
    An old PC game that no one cares about anymore but you
    poll response is meant to echo @burnage by indicating Baldur's Gate rather than the adventure game portrayed in the poll

    ...I also mean the whole series because contrary to popular opinion BG1 is a complete gem

    Steam, LoL: credeiki
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    nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    BG1 is great too

    low level Ad&D is just bullshit

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    SniperGuySniperGuy SniperGuyGaming Registered User regular
    An old PC game that no one cares about anymore but you
    There's a solaire amiibo

    But Solaire isn't in Smash

    This is a grave mistake

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    FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    An old PC game that no one cares about anymore but you
    The greatest game of all time, also an old PC game that no one cares about anymore but me:

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    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
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    credeikicredeiki Registered User regular
    An old PC game that no one cares about anymore but you
    BG1 is great too

    low level Ad&D is just bullshit

    Kinda delightful though

    dat 5 hp lifestyle

    Steam, LoL: credeiki
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