Theodore Flooseveltproud parent of eight beautiful girls and shalmelodorne (which is currently being ruled by a woman (awesome role model for my daughters)) #dornedadRegistered Userregular
I lied a bunch, mostly to parents and teachers to get out of doing work
I've told these in various forms but my biggest one was when we had a quarter-long poetry assignment that I put off till the last night and panicked. When I was going through my backpack to see if there were any poems I did and forgot I found 2 half full Dr. Pepper bottles and got an idea. I had just gotten a new backpack so I filled the old one with scrap paper and old folders and books and dunked it in the sink, filled with Dr. Pepper overnight. I showed it to the teacher and said one of the folders was my poetry folder and that they exploded in my bag when I left them in my dad's car. Got a two week extension.
It led to be playing a long con, getting the reputation as the honest one in my family
This con paid off in dividends when it came time to have premarital sex and hide it from my parents
this kid thinks he can call out his con and claim sex is real in the same post?? yeah, okay. right.
The con's still on, baybee
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I never lied, but no one ever believed me
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Theodore Flooseveltproud parent of eight beautiful girls and shalmelodorne (which is currently being ruled by a woman (awesome role model for my daughters)) #dornedadRegistered Userregular
the biggest lie-related story, hole-riddled as it is, that I can remember from elementary school was a minor event where something had happened directly before recess, who even knows what it was; it was some minor infraction with a mystery culprit. and the teacher held the class up, looking for people to snitch, or confess? It'd help if I knew what happened. but the important part is that as a kid finally confessed to being sorry, or to knowing what happened, or to cheating on the test, and she said "that's one honest engine," and then they got to go out to recess. and then she turned back to the class at large and said "any other honest engines?" and this just repeated itself. and the kids were lookin around like "well, shit. I guess, I did it too" and then they were honest engines. this went through the entire class. I remember not wanting to raise my hand, because I didn't do anything wrong, but if you didn't raise your hand you didn't get to go play. also, you weren't an honest engine! I don't remember what I did.
the biggest lie-related story, hole-riddled as it is, that I can remember from elementary school was a minor event where something had happened directly before recess, who even knows what it was; it was some minor infraction with a mystery culprit. and the teacher held the class up, looking for people to snitch, or confess? It'd help if I knew what happened. but the important part is that as a kid finally confessed to being sorry, or to knowing what happened, or to cheating on the test, and she said "that's one honest engine," and then they got to go out to recess. and then she turned back to the class at large and said "any other honest engines?" and this just repeated itself. and the kids were lookin around like "well, shit. I guess, I did it too" and then they were honest engines. this went through the entire class. I remember not wanting to raise my hand, because I didn't do anything wrong, but if you didn't raise your hand you didn't get to go play. also, you weren't an honest engine! I don't remember what I did.
damn this is fucked up
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Theodore Flooseveltproud parent of eight beautiful girls and shalmelodorne (which is currently being ruled by a woman (awesome role model for my daughters)) #dornedadRegistered Userregular
the biggest lie-related story, hole-riddled as it is, that I can remember from elementary school was a minor event where something had happened directly before recess, who even knows what it was; it was some minor infraction with a mystery culprit. and the teacher held the class up, looking for people to snitch, or confess? It'd help if I knew what happened. but the important part is that as a kid finally confessed to being sorry, or to knowing what happened, or to cheating on the test, and she said "that's one honest engine," and then they got to go out to recess. and then she turned back to the class at large and said "any other honest engines?" and this just repeated itself. and the kids were lookin around like "well, shit. I guess, I did it too" and then they were honest engines. this went through the entire class. I remember not wanting to raise my hand, because I didn't do anything wrong, but if you didn't raise your hand you didn't get to go play. also, you weren't an honest engine! I don't remember what I did.
damn this is fucked up
I’ve only ever heard this as Honest Injun, so even more terrible!
I distinctly remember getting in an argument that the ghost stories in this book were real, obviously, because it said they were true right on the fucking cover
The Digimon anime is leagues better than the Pokemon anime.
And yes I am factoring in Adventure 02
Sun and Moon tips it back towards Pokemon but I would have agreed up until now
Yeah I'll give them credit, from all reports they're bringing it right now
The only thing I know about the Sun&Moon season is Brock gets to come back for a bit and when he gets serious and mega-evolves his steelix he rips his shirt off.
The Digimon anime is leagues better than the Pokemon anime.
And yes I am factoring in Adventure 02
Sun and Moon tips it back towards Pokemon but I would have agreed up until now
Yeah I'll give them credit, from all reports they're bringing it right now
The only thing I know about the Sun&Moon season is Brock gets to come back for a bit and when he gets serious and mega-evolves his steelix he rips his shirt off.
Well yeah it makes sense he'd mega evolve himself too
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Theodore Flooseveltproud parent of eight beautiful girls and shalmelodorne (which is currently being ruled by a woman (awesome role model for my daughters)) #dornedadRegistered Userregular
the biggest lie-related story, hole-riddled as it is, that I can remember from elementary school was a minor event where something had happened directly before recess, who even knows what it was; it was some minor infraction with a mystery culprit. and the teacher held the class up, looking for people to snitch, or confess? It'd help if I knew what happened. but the important part is that as a kid finally confessed to being sorry, or to knowing what happened, or to cheating on the test, and she said "that's one honest engine," and then they got to go out to recess. and then she turned back to the class at large and said "any other honest engines?" and this just repeated itself. and the kids were lookin around like "well, shit. I guess, I did it too" and then they were honest engines. this went through the entire class. I remember not wanting to raise my hand, because I didn't do anything wrong, but if you didn't raise your hand you didn't get to go play. also, you weren't an honest engine! I don't remember what I did.
damn this is fucked up
I’ve only ever heard this as Honest Injun, so even more terrible!
you know i never even thought about it. it was my first school year in the states and I don't think i was aware of the word, i just heard it and was like "damn I want to be a tank engine"
the biggest lie-related story, hole-riddled as it is, that I can remember from elementary school was a minor event where something had happened directly before recess, who even knows what it was; it was some minor infraction with a mystery culprit. and the teacher held the class up, looking for people to snitch, or confess? It'd help if I knew what happened. but the important part is that as a kid finally confessed to being sorry, or to knowing what happened, or to cheating on the test, and she said "that's one honest engine," and then they got to go out to recess. and then she turned back to the class at large and said "any other honest engines?" and this just repeated itself. and the kids were lookin around like "well, shit. I guess, I did it too" and then they were honest engines. this went through the entire class. I remember not wanting to raise my hand, because I didn't do anything wrong, but if you didn't raise your hand you didn't get to go play. also, you weren't an honest engine! I don't remember what I did.
damn this is fucked up
I’ve only ever heard this as Honest Injun, so even more terrible!
you know i never even thought about it. it was my first school year in the states and I don't think i was aware of the word, i just heard it and was like "damn I want to be a tank engine"
The thing that makes sun and moon work is that they've invested into the animation in a way that lends itself to how extremely overdone every reaction and scene already was in pokemon
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this kid thinks he can call out his con and claim sex is real in the same post?? yeah, okay. right.
I've told these in various forms but my biggest one was when we had a quarter-long poetry assignment that I put off till the last night and panicked. When I was going through my backpack to see if there were any poems I did and forgot I found 2 half full Dr. Pepper bottles and got an idea. I had just gotten a new backpack so I filled the old one with scrap paper and old folders and books and dunked it in the sink, filled with Dr. Pepper overnight. I showed it to the teacher and said one of the folders was my poetry folder and that they exploded in my bag when I left them in my dad's car. Got a two week extension.
The con's still on, baybee
No parent should have to learn their child's fuckstyle.
damn this is fucked up
I want to disappoint my dad in every possible way
I want you to know that this scene specifically was going through my head when I typed that response.
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I’ve only ever heard this as Honest Injun, so even more terrible!
The only thing I know about the Sun&Moon season is Brock gets to come back for a bit and when he gets serious and mega-evolves his steelix he rips his shirt off.
Well yeah it makes sense he'd mega evolve himself too
you know i never even thought about it. it was my first school year in the states and I don't think i was aware of the word, i just heard it and was like "damn I want to be a tank engine"
Can't blame you
Thomas seems like he's got a good thing going
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yeah right
WHY
It's cool, I'll just wear slip off shoes and I'll be fine
PSN: Robo_Wizard1
For context (I highly recommend reading his article, btw):
I dunno. I've never been in a cave before
It's seriously wild how many replies to this are "no it's not racist because he said it wasn't about race"
Like, wow. Way to let the world know everything they need to know about you
PSN: Robo_Wizard1
caves are cool
Henry Butler... AKA Major Butts.
It's the best
I despise how so many people have been convinced that being called out over this has anything to do with freedom of speech.
Lots of dirtbags follow the dude just so they can freak out whenever he brings attention to their dirtbagginess
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