[NBA] Thread: Dame Ascending to Final Form

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  • ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    The high end of that estimation is literally half the going rate for a CS degree coming straight out of college

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  • ph blakeph blake Registered User regular
    edited July 2019
    I don't see a salary estimation on that page, just average salaries for other jobs with the same company?

    Edit: Nevermind, it showed up once I actually clicked apply. Also lol at $40k, even in San Antonio that's shit

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  • EinzelEinzel Registered User regular
    Xehalus wrote: »

    Okay guys, listen up.

    1. Be taller
    2. Always look shocked when your fouls get called.
    3. ???
    4. Get rings.

  • burboburbo Registered User regular
    3. Bank that shit in.

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  • DirtyboyDirtyboy Registered User regular
    I watched a game where Duncan couldn't get a good turn on defender so he threw the ball hard off backboard to himself and laid it in.

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  • jkylefultonjkylefulton Squid...or Kid? NNID - majpellRegistered User regular
    Einzel wrote: »
    Xehalus wrote: »

    Okay guys, listen up.

    1. Be taller
    2. Always look shocked when your fouls get called.
    3. ???
    4. Get rings.

    Tim Duncan was the greatest power forward to ever play the game. Also, by all accounts, a great teammate and a great person to play against. Deadspin had a story the other day about how he was actively giving playing tips to opponents during games.

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  • DirtyboyDirtyboy Registered User regular
    Tim is also a (literally) huge nerd (games, comics, D&D).

  • Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Today I learned that Karl Malone got a 13 year old girl pregnant when he was 20.

    I've always hated Malone and this just gives me more fuel.

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  • LeeksLeeks Registered User regular
    Today I learned that Karl Malone got a 13 year old girl pregnant when he was 20.

    I've always hated Malone and this just gives me more fuel.

    I'm pretty sure he also fought pretty hard against paying any kind of child support. Although my info is from reddit, so don't take it as fact.

  • Inquisitor77Inquisitor77 2 x Penny Arcade Fight Club Champion A fixed point in space and timeRegistered User regular
    Yeah Karl Malone is a human piece of garbage.

  • DirtyboyDirtyboy Registered User regular
    edited August 2019
    EDIT: removed link

    Had no idea about them, don't follow them on twitter or watch/read their stuff.

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  • DJ EebsDJ Eebs Moderator mod
    does that have a source other than barstool sports we can use? they're an extremely gross website and I'd rather they not get attention

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  • XehalusXehalus lofi Registered User regular
    edited August 2019
    I hope Iso Joe gets into the HoF

    he's got 20k + points and is top 10 in 3-pointers made

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  • burboburbo Registered User regular
    Xehalus wrote: »
    I hope Iso Joe gets into the HoF

    he's got 20k + points and is top 10 in 3-pointers made

    If joe Johnson becomes like a 4 time big 3 MVP, would that factor into his Hall case at all?

    For the record, I'm against Joe making it. I want my Hall of fame guys be people you bought tickets to see. I dont know that Joe ever did that for anyone, as competently effective as he was.

  • XehalusXehalus lofi Registered User regular
    he definitely filled Phillips Arena during the playoff run he had with Al Horford

    they didn't get far in the playoffs but it was still a show

  • burboburbo Registered User regular
    He's probably never been a top 15 player at any point in his career. That's not a hall of Famer to me.

  • DhalphirDhalphir don't you open that trapdoor you're a fool if you dareRegistered User regular
    edited August 2019
    burbo wrote: »
    He's probably never been a top 15 player at any point in his career. That's not a hall of Famer to me.

    im not sure i disagree with your assertion that joe johnson shouldnt be in the HOF

    but i also don't think the quality and quantity of a player's contemporaries should affect their bid for HOF

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  • Goose!Goose! That's me, honey Show me the way home, honeyRegistered User regular


    Weird that, now the team finally has some relevancy and star power that might pan out, Prokhorov bails.

  • Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Boogie has a torn ACL now.

    That's got to be about it for his career.

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  • DJ EebsDJ Eebs Moderator mod
    That fucking sucks

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  • XehalusXehalus lofi Registered User regular
    In the aftermath of DeMarcus Cousins' knee injury, the Los Angeles Lakers are bringing in two former All-Star centers -- Joakim Noah and Dwight Howard -- to evaluate in individual workouts in Los Angeles

    Noah, Rondo, and LeBron on the same team would lead to some amazing plays

  • Goose!Goose! That's me, honey Show me the way home, honeyRegistered User regular
    I can't stand Michael Rapaport, but he and Scalabrine together is apparently a fun time

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  • ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    I actually kind of love Rapaport in small doses.

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  • XehalusXehalus lofi Registered User regular
    I really hope the Hawks are not about to trade Cam Reddish for Kris Dunn

  • Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Dwight Howard to the Lakers

    AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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  • NiryaNirya Registered User regular
    Dwight Howard to the Lakers

    AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

    Yesssssssss

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  • WeedLordVegetaWeedLordVegeta Registered User regular


    This season is going to be so good

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  • XehalusXehalus lofi Registered User regular
    waived by Christmas

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  • knitdanknitdan Registered User regular
    You know what’s hilarious about that

    Carmelo Anthony can’t even get a no clown clause contract

    Absolutely nobody is willing to risk almost nothing to sign him

    I fucking love it

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  • Captain InertiaCaptain Inertia Registered User regular
    Part of me wonders if Melo has offers like that but won’t take them because he’s still delusional about his value.

    Dwight appears to be admitting that he’s “just a guy” now

    Bobble
  • DirtyboyDirtyboy Registered User regular
    A former girlfriend of DeMarcus Cousins is seeking a restraining order against him after she said in court documents and a police report obtained by TMZ that the Los Angeles Lakers center threatened her and has previously choked her.

    Christy West, according to TMZ, alleges that Cousins said he would put a "bullet in (her) f---ing head" during an argument over allowing their 7-year-old son to attend Cousins' wedding to another woman.

    The NBA said in a statement on Tuesday that they are aware of the reporting and are "investigating the allegations."

    The Lakers said they are also looking into the matter.

  • MarathonMarathon Registered User regular
    Dirtyboy wrote: »
    A former girlfriend of DeMarcus Cousins is seeking a restraining order against him after she said in court documents and a police report obtained by TMZ that the Los Angeles Lakers center threatened her and has previously choked her.

    Christy West, according to TMZ, alleges that Cousins said he would put a "bullet in (her) f---ing head" during an argument over allowing their 7-year-old son to attend Cousins' wedding to another woman.

    The NBA said in a statement on Tuesday that they are aware of the reporting and are "investigating the allegations."

    The Lakers said they are also looking into the matter.

    Things going from bad to worse for Cousins

  • XehalusXehalus lofi Registered User regular
    that's probably it for him

    what a waste

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  • Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    At least I don't feel bad about his injuries anymore.

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  • Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Two women found themselves arrested and charged with murder and robbery which is also connected to the death of an 84-year-old woman in Pechanga Resort Casino, This is quite significant since one of the women is the sister of Clippers star forward Kawhi Leonard.

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  • Goose!Goose! That's me, honey Show me the way home, honeyRegistered User regular
    Oh shit, wow.

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