Upshot, nobody around to interrupt your epic dying monologue?
If there's nobody around then why even give the epic dying monologue!?!
*runs away to room*
Oh, sweetie, if you’re not the only opinion that matters then I’m not sure we even live on the same plane of existence.
Edit: love thread, the man sitting next to me on this train does not appear to know how to chew with his mouth closed and I don’t know if I can make it without doing a murder.
sarukun on
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HacksawJ. Duggan Esq.Wrestler at LawRegistered Userregular
I've started texting a girl from tinder and it's actually kind of terrifying giving a stranger my number like what if they actually end up being a super murderer and hella damn murder me?
She's about 4 years younger the me which shouldn't be weird but... kinda seems a little weird?
Internet dating is bad and gross but I guess I'm gonna try and ride this out and see what happens.
The chances of her being a super murderer are real low, so you're probably fine.
On the offhand chance I'm wrong and you get future killed: I apologize in advance for playing down your fears of getting super murdered.
Men seriously seem to have no fucking idea about the public space they occupy. This motherfucker is over here trying to watch a video and he’s playing the volume at full fucking blast and I actually had to tell him to knock that shit off before he clued in to the fact that he was being a dick bag and might be taking up too much of this very fucking shared public space. He seemed genuinely surprised that this might possibly be an issue for someone.
I've potentially found a nice new place to move to in a month. My current landlord is surprised despite my warnings that IH has not committed to whether he'll move back to the current flat. I am not surprised, but it's not my problem anymore.
I have terrible skin so I don't think I would make a good decoration or suit. Probably just good for binding some kinda spell book or something. But you could def make some sturdy furniture from my skellybones.
I've started texting a girl from tinder and it's actually kind of terrifying giving a stranger my number like what if they actually end up being a super murderer and hella damn murder me?
She's about 4 years younger the me which shouldn't be weird but... kinda seems a little weird?
Internet dating is bad and gross but I guess I'm gonna try and ride this out and see what happens.
"Are you going to hella damn murder me? You have to tell me if you're going to hella damn murder me."
There's a German children's song about a guy who gets buried alive in a plague pit and it's really difficult to find a version with the original text on Youtube
There's a German children's song about a guy who gets buried alive in a plague pit and it's really difficult to find a version with the original text on Youtube
I am laughing because it's absolutely crazy what some children's songs are about
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HacksawJ. Duggan Esq.Wrestler at LawRegistered Userregular
There's a German children's song about a guy who gets buried alive in a plague pit and it's really difficult to find a version with the original text on Youtube
I am laughing because it's absolutely crazy what some children's songs are about
You mean like the one where children hold hands, rotate in a clockwise manner, then fall down? The one that's based on the Black Plague? The adorable adolescent death chant?
There's a German children's song about a guy who gets buried alive in a plague pit and it's really difficult to find a version with the original text on Youtube
I am laughing because it's absolutely crazy what some children's songs are about
You mean like the one where children hold hands, rotate in a clockwise manner, then fall down? The one that's based on the Black Plague? The adorable adolescent death chant?
the classic.
Also the old man who went to bed, bumped his head, and DIDN'T WAKE UP IN THE MORNING
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JedocIn the scupperswith the staggers and jagsRegistered Userregular
I hate to imagine what future folklorists will make of "with razor cuts and blown-up butts, hi-ho, hi-ho hi-ho hi-ho."
There's a German children's song about a guy who gets buried alive in a plague pit and it's really difficult to find a version with the original text on Youtube
I am laughing because it's absolutely crazy what some children's songs are about
You mean like the one where children hold hands, rotate in a clockwise manner, then fall down? The one that's based on the Black Plague? The adorable adolescent death chant?
the classic.
Also the old man who went to bed, bumped his head, and DIDN'T WAKE UP IN THE MORNING
Yeah, wtf?! That one always bothered me.
However, Oranges and Lemons did not. Apparently some Victorian interpretations of that and London Bridge is Falling Down revolve around child sacrifice?!
Brovid Hasselsmof[Growling historic on the fury road]Registered Userregular
My friend today was singing a song I hadn't heard before to his daughter called 5 Little Monkeys
5 little monkeys jumping on a bed
One fell off and bumped his head
His mother phoned the doctor and the doctor said
"No more monkeys jumping on the bed!"
and then you repeat it with 4 little monkeys, then 3, etc. And it's a cute song but the ever decreasing number suggests these monkey children are getting fatal head injuries.
He also sang 3 Blind Mice which again, kind of weirdly dark.
The only way children learned in the olden days was through thinly veiled threats of extreme bodily harm or death should they step even just a goddamned inch out of line.
Nah. The monkies are just hurt. Look, there's even a book that shows them all asleep at the end. With no brain injuries. And nothing wrong with them. Just a bandaid. Bandaids cure all
If that's all there is my friends, then let's keep dancing
Also I can't ever seem to find interesting profiles
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knitdanIn ur baseKillin ur guysRegistered Userregular
I was listening to “This Land is Your Land” the other day and was reminded that we used to sing a very different version on the playground
Spoiler for American gun violence
This land is my land
This land ain’t your land
I’ve got a shotgun
And you ain’t got one
If you don’t get off
I’ll blow your head off
This land is private property
“I was quick when I came in here, I’m twice as quick now”
-Indiana Solo, runner of blades
I was listening to “This Land is Your Land” the other day and was reminded that we used to sing a very different version on the playground
Spoiler for American gun violence
This land is my land
This land ain’t your land
I’ve got a shotgun
And you ain’t got one
If you don’t get off
I’ll blow your head off
This land is private property
holy fuck
I'd almost prefer kids learn the plague songs
this one seems... uncomfortably political
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knitdanIn ur baseKillin ur guysRegistered Userregular
Yeah, and bear in mind this was 30 years ago. A lot of rural Americans tend to fetishize a very violent, exclusive concept of “private property” that in their minds justifies pretty much any action taken to “defend” it.
“I was quick when I came in here, I’m twice as quick now”
-Indiana Solo, runner of blades
God I've run into that a lot here and it's super weird.
People seem to reallywant somebody to trespass on their land so they can shoot them.
This is why I hate zombie movies
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JedocIn the scupperswith the staggers and jagsRegistered Userregular
Eh. I don't think we were fetishizing gun culture so much as singing a transgressive parody of a well-known song. Like, I don't think there's too much to read into the fact that we were also singing about sucking greasy grimy gopher guts through a straw or the olfactory shortcomings of Batman.
The only way children learned in the olden days was through thinly veiled threats of extreme bodily harm or death should they step even just a goddamned inch out of line.
i think many of the things i saw as a child showed me that it's a deadly world if you don't pay attention
After my divorce I haven't even tried a romance in 2 years.
I've moved positions in my job and now I've been flirting pretty hardcore with my new supervisor for about 3 months.
She accepted a social media friend invite and now I see that all she posts is shit from Breitbart.
Queue sound of fully deflating balloon.
Awful politics aside, don't flirt with your boss, ever
It's been kind of a gradual thing growing from joking and working long shifts in close proximity. We haven't done anything yet, but I was planning on moving on it once one of us promoted (we are both kind of being fast tracked into new positions). I wasn't looking for anything serious, since I plan on moving cross country in about a year anyway.
But the shit I see posted from her is ruling out even a casual hookup. Now I just look at her and see Eva Braun.
I was listening to “This Land is Your Land” the other day and was reminded that we used to sing a very different version on the playground
Spoiler for American gun violence
This land is my land
This land ain’t your land
I’ve got a shotgun
And you ain’t got one
If you don’t get off
I’ll blow your head off
This land is private property
holy fuck
I'd almost prefer kids learn the plague songs
this one seems... uncomfortably political
Yankee doodle went to town riding on a rocket
stuck a feather up his ass and called it Hershey's Chocolate™.
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Oh, sweetie, if you’re not the only opinion that matters then I’m not sure we even live on the same plane of existence.
Edit: love thread, the man sitting next to me on this train does not appear to know how to chew with his mouth closed and I don’t know if I can make it without doing a murder.
The chances of her being a super murderer are real low, so you're probably fine.
On the offhand chance I'm wrong and you get future killed: I apologize in advance for playing down your fears of getting super murdered.
Men seriously seem to have no fucking idea about the public space they occupy. This motherfucker is over here trying to watch a video and he’s playing the volume at full fucking blast and I actually had to tell him to knock that shit off before he clued in to the fact that he was being a dick bag and might be taking up too much of this very fucking shared public space. He seemed genuinely surprised that this might possibly be an issue for someone.
It is bliss.
I've potentially found a nice new place to move to in a month. My current landlord is surprised despite my warnings that IH has not committed to whether he'll move back to the current flat. I am not surprised, but it's not my problem anymore.
I have terrible skin so I don't think I would make a good decoration or suit. Probably just good for binding some kinda spell book or something. But you could def make some sturdy furniture from my skellybones.
Maybe a nice fauteuil or a bakers rack.
"Are you going to hella damn murder me? You have to tell me if you're going to hella damn murder me."
Also like 4 other matches cause the selfie I took with a friend's help turned out really good?
I am laughing because it's absolutely crazy what some children's songs are about
You mean like the one where children hold hands, rotate in a clockwise manner, then fall down? The one that's based on the Black Plague? The adorable adolescent death chant?
the classic.
Also the old man who went to bed, bumped his head, and DIDN'T WAKE UP IN THE MORNING
Yeah, wtf?! That one always bothered me.
However, Oranges and Lemons did not. Apparently some Victorian interpretations of that and London Bridge is Falling Down revolve around child sacrifice?!
Cradle and all
and then you repeat it with 4 little monkeys, then 3, etc. And it's a cute song but the ever decreasing number suggests these monkey children are getting fatal head injuries.
He also sang 3 Blind Mice which again, kind of weirdly dark.
The only way children learned in the olden days was through thinly veiled threats of extreme bodily harm or death should they step even just a goddamned inch out of line.
I need a new photo for it though.
Also I can't ever seem to find interesting profiles
Spoiler for American gun violence
This land ain’t your land
I’ve got a shotgun
And you ain’t got one
If you don’t get off
I’ll blow your head off
This land is private property
-Indiana Solo, runner of blades
holy fuck
I'd almost prefer kids learn the plague songs
this one seems... uncomfortably political
-Indiana Solo, runner of blades
People seem to reallywant somebody to trespass on their land so they can shoot them.
This is why I hate zombie movies
i think many of the things i saw as a child showed me that it's a deadly world if you don't pay attention
i find them but i really don't have the heart for it anymore
I've moved positions in my job and now I've been flirting pretty hardcore with my new supervisor for about 3 months.
She accepted a social media friend invite and now I see that all she posts is shit from Breitbart.
Queue sound of fully deflating balloon.
Awful politics aside, don't flirt with your boss, ever
Do not do this. Ever. Under any circumstances. No matter how nice their butt is.
It's been kind of a gradual thing growing from joking and working long shifts in close proximity. We haven't done anything yet, but I was planning on moving on it once one of us promoted (we are both kind of being fast tracked into new positions). I wasn't looking for anything serious, since I plan on moving cross country in about a year anyway.
But the shit I see posted from her is ruling out even a casual hookup. Now I just look at her and see Eva Braun.
stuck a feather up his ass and called it Hershey's Chocolate™.
Kids are weird.
What?
*quick google*
...oh...