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Alcohol, Heartbreak and White Supremacy

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  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Pony wrote: »
    Pony wrote: »
    guys a couple weeks back

    i got riproaringly drunk

    however, it did not occur to me that the antibiotics i had been taking specifically said on them "DO NOT CONSUME ALCOHOL WHILE TAKING THIS MEDICATION"

    so man did i ever get sick

    like we are talking vomitting blood oh god it's eating my stomach lining sick

    i could've died

    i woke up in the morning soaking wet from about my gut to my mid-thigh

    and all i could think was "god damn it please tell me i did not piss the bed"

    however

    it was actually blood and vomit because apparently i woke up in the middle of the night and despite one of my buddies putting a metal bowl right next to my bed for that express purpose, i just sat up in my bed, threw up on myself, and went back to sleep

    so, here i am, awake in a puddle of my own blood and vomit, with a gunshot wound to the leg, and just happy i didn't piss my own bed

    because that would've been too much.

    Who shot you, sheriff?

    a co-worker

    he thought it would be funny

    .22?

    gas-powered pellet gun!

    left the niftiest little wound

    still there, too.

    don't help that i keep accidentally rubbing the scab off

    Pony on
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  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    edited May 2007
    seriously

    some fucking idiot, drunk or not, starts spouting off a bunch of hate rhetoric and ignorant bullshit like that

    motherfucker needs to get laid the fuck down with a quickness

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  • Eastern GlowEastern Glow Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    One time I got so drunk I invaded Poland.

    Eastern Glow on
  • Original RufusOriginal Rufus Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    seriously, why the fuck didn't someone man up and just punch this piece of shit in the fucking teeth the first fucking time he started saying any of that shit

    Some combination of trainwreck entertainment and alcohol induced malaise kept us back.

    That, and the fact that it's slightly intimidating to assault a large, beligerant drunk guy screaming Nazi propaganda.

    Original Rufus on
  • InfidelInfidel Heretic Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Pony wrote: »
    don't help that i keep accidentally rubbing (one) off

    Infidel on
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  • autono-wally, erotibot300autono-wally, erotibot300 love machine Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    yeah punching a sorry drunk loser is really what everyone should do

    autono-wally, erotibot300 on
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  • MathildaMathilda Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    seriously, why the fuck didn't someone man up and just punch this piece of shit in the fucking teeth the first fucking time he started saying any of that shit
    I am forced to wonder the same thing.

    Mathilda on
  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Pony wrote: »
    Pony wrote: »
    guys a couple weeks back

    i got riproaringly drunk

    however, it did not occur to me that the antibiotics i had been taking specifically said on them "DO NOT CONSUME ALCOHOL WHILE TAKING THIS MEDICATION"

    so man did i ever get sick

    like we are talking vomitting blood oh god it's eating my stomach lining sick

    i could've died

    i woke up in the morning soaking wet from about my gut to my mid-thigh

    and all i could think was "god damn it please tell me i did not piss the bed"

    however

    it was actually blood and vomit because apparently i woke up in the middle of the night and despite one of my buddies putting a metal bowl right next to my bed for that express purpose, i just sat up in my bed, threw up on myself, and went back to sleep

    so, here i am, awake in a puddle of my own blood and vomit, with a gunshot wound to the leg, and just happy i didn't piss my own bed

    because that would've been too much.

    Who shot you, sheriff?

    a co-worker

    he thought it would be funny

    was it?

    thing is, it was a drive-by

    he got his girlfriend to drive him, while he shot me from the passenger's window

    he had his sunglasses on and his hood up because he was trying to look gangsta for laughs

    except in doing so i didn't recognize him

    and i'd never seen his girlfriend's car before

    so hey hey i told our security people who called the cops and i filed a police report

    only to go home to my brother's birthday party incredibly furious and dude comes up to me and tells me he did it and apolgizes

    Pony on
  • CG FaggotryCG Faggotry BristolRegistered User regular
    edited May 2007
    One time I got so drunk I invaded Poland.

    Fucked up after taking some E and attacking Russia though, didn't you?

    CG Faggotry on
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  • World as MythWorld as Myth a breezy way to annoy serious people Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    ascot wrote: »
    celery77 wrote: »
    One time I got so drunk I found this guy's wallet in total darkness
    I've become convinced that I was in touch with the force at times as well. It is a passing feeling, don't put any stock in it.
    No but I really did find a guy's wallet in total darkness! In his drunken gratitude, he agreed to become my slave for a year!

    I don't even remember Scarlet mentioning he'd lost his wallet....

    must have been in that friggin wow thread.
    nah, man, he's my slave because of my effervescent personality, and my Vulcan death grip

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  • Original RufusOriginal Rufus Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    seriously, why the fuck didn't someone man up and just punch this piece of shit in the fucking teeth the first fucking time he started saying any of that shit
    I am forced to wonder the same thing.

    See above. It was sad, scary and hillarious all at once. Violence somehow didn't occur to anyone.

    Original Rufus on
  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    edited May 2007
    yeah punching a sorry drunk loser is really what everyone should do

    punching a fucking moron screaming hate speech in a crowded area is a good fucking idea, especially when it means it gets him to shut the fuck up

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  • autono-wally, erotibot300autono-wally, erotibot300 love machine Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Pony wrote: »
    Pony wrote: »
    Pony wrote: »
    guys a couple weeks back

    i got riproaringly drunk

    however, it did not occur to me that the antibiotics i had been taking specifically said on them "DO NOT CONSUME ALCOHOL WHILE TAKING THIS MEDICATION"

    so man did i ever get sick

    like we are talking vomitting blood oh god it's eating my stomach lining sick

    i could've died

    i woke up in the morning soaking wet from about my gut to my mid-thigh

    and all i could think was "god damn it please tell me i did not piss the bed"

    however

    it was actually blood and vomit because apparently i woke up in the middle of the night and despite one of my buddies putting a metal bowl right next to my bed for that express purpose, i just sat up in my bed, threw up on myself, and went back to sleep

    so, here i am, awake in a puddle of my own blood and vomit, with a gunshot wound to the leg, and just happy i didn't piss my own bed

    because that would've been too much.

    Who shot you, sheriff?
    So wait, someone you didn't recognize drove by and pulled out a gun? Did you immediately notice it was an airsoft gun?

    a co-worker

    he thought it would be funny

    was it?

    thing is, it was a drive-by

    he got his girlfriend to drive him, while he shot me from the passenger's window

    he had his sunglasses on and his hood up because he was trying to look gangsta for laughs

    except in doing so i didn't recognize him

    and i'd never seen his girlfriend's car before

    so hey hey i told our security people who called the cops and i filed a police report

    only to go home to my brother's birthday party incredibly furious and dude comes up to me and tells me he did it and apolgizes

    autono-wally, erotibot300 on
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  • InfidelInfidel Heretic Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Last "that guy" incident I can think of we nearly got gaybashed in the line of the bar. :^:

    Infidel on
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  • HarrierHarrier The Star Spangled Man Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Weaver wrote: »
    I think if you drink enough you automatically learn new languages temporarily.

    maybe he was just possessed by the ghost of adolf hitler, briefly

    I'm not prepared to rule this out.

    Harrier on
    I don't wanna kill anybody. I don't like bullies. I don't care where they're from.
  • The Green Eyed MonsterThe Green Eyed Monster i blame hip hop Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    celery77 wrote: »
    One time I got so drunk I found this guy's wallet in total darkness
    I've become convinced that I was in touch with the force at times as well. It is a passing feeling, don't put any stock in it.
    No but I really did find a guy's wallet in total darkness! In his drunken gratitude, he agreed to become my slave for a year!
    Jesus christ -- what a fucking sucker, are you serious? That dude got played!

    The Green Eyed Monster on
  • MoriartyMoriarty __BANNED USERS regular
    edited May 2007
    itt rank flexes his internet nuts

    Moriarty on
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  • BlankspaceBlankspace __BANNED USERS regular
    edited May 2007
    It's getting too angry in here, this thread needs some Edwidge:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_mp9sVncuoo

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  • VothVoth Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    One time I got so drunk, I remembered that I was a minority in America and got really angry. Then, I remembered I'm Asian and we own all of Hawaii and Maine then I sobered up.

    Voth on
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  • Original RufusOriginal Rufus Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Voth wrote: »
    One time I got so drunk, I remembered that I was a minority in America and got really angry. Then, I remembered I'm Asian and we own all of Hawaii and Maine then I sobered up.

    I don't accept your premise that there are more than white people in Maine.

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  • SamiSami Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    One time I was so drunk I rode my bike home and fell down in front of some black kids who proceeded to laugh at me.

    Sami on
  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    i should really finish that story

    he apologized to me

    i was like "oh, it's cool, do you have the gun on you?"

    and he showed me it

    so i slugged him

    took it

    shot him in the thigh

    handed it back

    and said "now, we're cool"

    we had a laugh about it and threw back some whiskey

    i told him i was going to call the cops in the morning, tell them not to worry about it, i wasn't gonna press charges etc.

    yeah apparently that's not how it works

    Pony on
  • The Green Eyed MonsterThe Green Eyed Monster i blame hip hop Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    What the fuck do you mean by snitch-laws

    Look, so basically you support the "stop snitching" thing so you support witness and victim intimidation and not abiding by the basic laws of society?
    You should do some reading on the snitch laws. I read a whole legal brief by a lawyer on it. Basically people get picked up for basic possession, snitch on their enemies, use their snitch status to go out and continue committing crime and scoring drugs while being untouchable, etc. etc. It's a huge web of corruption and deceit and really isn't as pretty and straight-forward as just "telling the truth."

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  • DefenderDefender Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    One time my roommate got drunk and decided he wanted to "UFC" people in the hallway. He was 5' 2", 120 pounds, and pretty strong, at least in the upper body, given those height and weight stats. He had consumed a fifth of Southern Comfort in PREPARATION for a frat Halloween party later in the evening. Hey, guess what? That bottle was more than preparation. That was more than his tolerance would allow for the entire day.

    So he came back to the room, as he had apparently been drinking by the pool table in the lobby of our dorm. He was fucked up, and the bottle wasn't with him, but nobody needed to see a bottle to piece this together. We tried to get him to lie down so we could figure out what to do with him, but his urge to UFC was too great. He got up and boldly strode out into the hallway. Except he missed. The hallway. By several feet. Our room was basically bottle-shaped, interestingly enough, so you'd come in a narrow area, barely wider than the door, and then a few steps forward would get you into the open area. Well, he missed the little mini-hallway LEADING TO the door. He actually walked, full-force and head-first, into the corner of the wall. So we're talking more than 45 degrees inaccurate.

    It cut his head open and blood was coming out pretty fast. We got him back to his bed and tried to patch it up and called EMS. By the time the EMS guy (and a campus cop) showed up, he was on the floor, and we were trying to restrain him without hurting him further. To get us (and the EMS guy) away, he shouted "YOU ARE ALL JEWS! YOU ARE ALL KIKES!"

    Of course, the EMT was really Jewish-looking. This was a coincidence; our floor had an appreciation for HILARIOUS RACIAL HUMOR of the variety that has been outlawed here in SE++. Everyone was made fun of, everyone was cool with it. It was pretty tense with the EMT guy obviously being bothered by that, but fortunately my roommate took the tension off the situation by biting the cop's hand, which was carelessly placed on the floor right by his head as the cop sat over him.

    And I guess the conclusion is that he didn't drink anything, like, even water, unless he absolutely had to for the next two weeks because in the hospital (alcohol poisoning treatment), a catheter had been pulled out of him and had cut a nice little groove on the inside of his penis, so it burned like hell when he peed. He actually had a pen he brought to the bathroom to bite down on. His lips were always chapped and shit for those two weeks, so great was his fear of having to pee.

    EDIT: Oh, hey, Original Rufus, you might want to edit those n-bombs out of your post. People get in trouble for that.

    Defender on
  • The Green Eyed MonsterThe Green Eyed Monster i blame hip hop Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Sami wrote: »
    One time I was so drunk I rode my bike home and fell down in front of some black kids who proceeded to laugh at me.
    No Sami that was me.

    The Green Eyed Monster on
  • Eastern GlowEastern Glow Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    When I get drunk I somehow can remember all the songs in the Rocky Horror Picture Show. :|

    Eastern Glow on
  • autono-wally, erotibot300autono-wally, erotibot300 love machine Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    yeah punching a sorry drunk loser is really what everyone should do

    punching a fucking moron screaming hate speech in a crowded area is a good fucking idea, especially when it means it gets him to shut the fuck up

    Well if you don't plan on knocking him the fuck out I wonder what else you could achieve by doing this
    Don't misundestand me, I fully support beating up nazis, but I think the embarrassment the guy will feel when he wakes up and remembers what he did will be punishment enough

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  • The Green Eyed MonsterThe Green Eyed Monster i blame hip hop Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    and the best part is that I was going like 2 MPH when I ate it, too.

    The Green Eyed Monster on
  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    itt defender tells a tale of cosmic justice

    Pony on
  • GravesGraves Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Pony wrote: »
    i should really finish that story

    he apologized to me

    i was like "oh, it's cool, do you have the gun on you?"

    and he showed me it

    so i slugged him

    took it

    shot him in the thigh

    handed it back

    and said "now, we're cool"

    we had a laugh about it and threw back some whiskey

    i told him i was going to call the cops in the morning, tell them not to worry about it, i wasn't gonna press charges etc.

    yeah apparently that's not how it works

    <3

    Graves on
  • Original RufusOriginal Rufus Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Defender wrote: »
    EDIT: Oh, hey, Original Rufus, you might want to edit those n-bombs out of your post. People get in trouble for that.

    Are we down to a strict zero tolerance policy regardless of context?

    Meh, whatever, I'll change it.

    Original Rufus on
  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    thing is

    dude also shot another guy that same night with it

    and that dude was at pretty close range so the BBs lodged into his leg and stuff

    so the next day he went to the hospital, the hospital used gunshot wound protocal and called the cops, and he like an idiot told the police everything and every name

    so hey hey not only is this co-worker of mine fired, he's got two charges of assault with a weapon and two misdemeanor unsafe weapon handling charges.

    like, okay, dude was hells of dumb for what he did but two felony charges dumb?

    man he apologized and stuff

    Pony on
  • SamiSami Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    celery77 wrote: »
    and the best part is that I was going like 2 MPH when I ate it, too.

    I have this image in my mind of you stopped, convincing yourself that you'll make it home without incident.

    "Alright, left foot on the pedal. We're gravy, baby. And... push"

    And as soon as you put some momentum to the pedal, the bike explodes.

    Sami on
  • The Green Eyed MonsterThe Green Eyed Monster i blame hip hop Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Defender wrote: »
    EDIT: Oh, hey, Original Rufus, you might want to edit those n-bombs out of your post. People get in trouble for that.

    Are we down to a strict zero tolerance policy regardless of context?
    According to the way it's been spelled out to me, yes -- zero tolerance. Just put some stars in it or something.

    The Green Eyed Monster on
  • MoriartyMoriarty __BANNED USERS regular
    edited May 2007
    yes rufus we are, hence my post earlier

    i think the most regrettable thing i've ever done is get blacked out and beat the hell out of this 30-year-old dude because shoved me

    the best thing i've ever done is get incredibly blacked out at broken lizard's house in alberquerque (or however it's spelled) and ended up back at my mom's apartment at like 7 in the morning, still blacked out, while she was getting ready for work

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  • Original RufusOriginal Rufus Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    yeah punching a sorry drunk loser is really what everyone should do

    punching a fucking moron screaming hate speech in a crowded area is a good fucking idea, especially when it means it gets him to shut the fuck up

    Well if you don't plan on knocking him the fuck out I wonder what else you could achieve by doing this
    Don't misundestand me, I fully support beating up nazis, but I think the embarrassment the guy will feel when he wakes up and remembers what he did will be punishment enough

    That and the fact that he's pretty much never going to be spoken to again.

    Original Rufus on
  • GravesGraves Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    umm...apologizing can't get you out of everything.

    Graves on
  • autono-wally, erotibot300autono-wally, erotibot300 love machine Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    celery77 wrote: »
    Defender wrote: »
    EDIT: Oh, hey, Original Rufus, you might want to edit those n-bombs out of your post. People get in trouble for that.

    Are we down to a strict zero tolerance policy regardless of context?
    According to the way it's been spelled out to me, yes -- zero tolerance. Just put some stars in it or something.

    ****

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  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Defender wrote: »
    EDIT: Oh, hey, Original Rufus, you might want to edit those n-bombs out of your post. People get in trouble for that.

    Are we down to a strict zero tolerance policy regardless of context?

    yes totally

    complete zero tolerance even in spoiler tags

    because really all it takes is one al sharpton type fag to search for that troublesome word and he's like "PEOPLE SAY RACIST THINGS ON THE PENNY ARCADE FORUM IT IS LIKE STORMFRONT GABE AND TYCHO ARE RACIST"

    i don't even think rolo is allowed to say that word

    and he's friggin' black

    Pony on
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