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gas-powered pellet gun!
left the niftiest little wound
still there, too.
don't help that i keep accidentally rubbing the scab off
some fucking idiot, drunk or not, starts spouting off a bunch of hate rhetoric and ignorant bullshit like that
motherfucker needs to get laid the fuck down with a quickness
Some combination of trainwreck entertainment and alcohol induced malaise kept us back.
That, and the fact that it's slightly intimidating to assault a large, beligerant drunk guy screaming Nazi propaganda.
thing is, it was a drive-by
he got his girlfriend to drive him, while he shot me from the passenger's window
he had his sunglasses on and his hood up because he was trying to look gangsta for laughs
except in doing so i didn't recognize him
and i'd never seen his girlfriend's car before
so hey hey i told our security people who called the cops and i filed a police report
only to go home to my brother's birthday party incredibly furious and dude comes up to me and tells me he did it and apolgizes
Fucked up after taking some E and attacking Russia though, didn't you?
See above. It was sad, scary and hillarious all at once. Violence somehow didn't occur to anyone.
punching a fucking moron screaming hate speech in a crowded area is a good fucking idea, especially when it means it gets him to shut the fuck up
I'm not prepared to rule this out.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_mp9sVncuoo
I don't accept your premise that there are more than white people in Maine.
he apologized to me
i was like "oh, it's cool, do you have the gun on you?"
and he showed me it
so i slugged him
took it
shot him in the thigh
handed it back
and said "now, we're cool"
we had a laugh about it and threw back some whiskey
i told him i was going to call the cops in the morning, tell them not to worry about it, i wasn't gonna press charges etc.
yeah apparently that's not how it works
So he came back to the room, as he had apparently been drinking by the pool table in the lobby of our dorm. He was fucked up, and the bottle wasn't with him, but nobody needed to see a bottle to piece this together. We tried to get him to lie down so we could figure out what to do with him, but his urge to UFC was too great. He got up and boldly strode out into the hallway. Except he missed. The hallway. By several feet. Our room was basically bottle-shaped, interestingly enough, so you'd come in a narrow area, barely wider than the door, and then a few steps forward would get you into the open area. Well, he missed the little mini-hallway LEADING TO the door. He actually walked, full-force and head-first, into the corner of the wall. So we're talking more than 45 degrees inaccurate.
It cut his head open and blood was coming out pretty fast. We got him back to his bed and tried to patch it up and called EMS. By the time the EMS guy (and a campus cop) showed up, he was on the floor, and we were trying to restrain him without hurting him further. To get us (and the EMS guy) away, he shouted "YOU ARE ALL JEWS! YOU ARE ALL KIKES!"
Of course, the EMT was really Jewish-looking. This was a coincidence; our floor had an appreciation for HILARIOUS RACIAL HUMOR of the variety that has been outlawed here in SE++. Everyone was made fun of, everyone was cool with it. It was pretty tense with the EMT guy obviously being bothered by that, but fortunately my roommate took the tension off the situation by biting the cop's hand, which was carelessly placed on the floor right by his head as the cop sat over him.
And I guess the conclusion is that he didn't drink anything, like, even water, unless he absolutely had to for the next two weeks because in the hospital (alcohol poisoning treatment), a catheter had been pulled out of him and had cut a nice little groove on the inside of his penis, so it burned like hell when he peed. He actually had a pen he brought to the bathroom to bite down on. His lips were always chapped and shit for those two weeks, so great was his fear of having to pee.
EDIT: Oh, hey, Original Rufus, you might want to edit those n-bombs out of your post. People get in trouble for that.
Well if you don't plan on knocking him the fuck out I wonder what else you could achieve by doing this
Don't misundestand me, I fully support beating up nazis, but I think the embarrassment the guy will feel when he wakes up and remembers what he did will be punishment enough
Are we down to a strict zero tolerance policy regardless of context?
Meh, whatever, I'll change it.
dude also shot another guy that same night with it
and that dude was at pretty close range so the BBs lodged into his leg and stuff
so the next day he went to the hospital, the hospital used gunshot wound protocal and called the cops, and he like an idiot told the police everything and every name
so hey hey not only is this co-worker of mine fired, he's got two charges of assault with a weapon and two misdemeanor unsafe weapon handling charges.
like, okay, dude was hells of dumb for what he did but two felony charges dumb?
man he apologized and stuff
I have this image in my mind of you stopped, convincing yourself that you'll make it home without incident.
"Alright, left foot on the pedal. We're gravy, baby. And... push"
And as soon as you put some momentum to the pedal, the bike explodes.
i think the most regrettable thing i've ever done is get blacked out and beat the hell out of this 30-year-old dude because shoved me
the best thing i've ever done is get incredibly blacked out at broken lizard's house in alberquerque (or however it's spelled) and ended up back at my mom's apartment at like 7 in the morning, still blacked out, while she was getting ready for work
That and the fact that he's pretty much never going to be spoken to again.
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yes totally
complete zero tolerance even in spoiler tags
because really all it takes is one al sharpton type fag to search for that troublesome word and he's like "PEOPLE SAY RACIST THINGS ON THE PENNY ARCADE FORUM IT IS LIKE STORMFRONT GABE AND TYCHO ARE RACIST"
i don't even think rolo is allowed to say that word
and he's friggin' black