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[Phalla] Big Trouble in The World Tree! Traveler/Evil Victory - Thanks for playing

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    LocusLocus Trust Me The seaRegistered User regular
    If I had a hammer, I'd hammer in the morning.

    I'd hammer in the evening, all over this land.

    I'd hammer out danger.

    I'd hammer out a warning.

    I'd hammer out love between my brothers and my sisters, all over this land.

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    BrodyBrody The Watch The First ShoreRegistered User regular
    I totally only read the first three words of the title when signing up, and I thought this was a big trouble in little china phalla. I am surprised.

    "I will write your name in the ruin of them. I will paint you across history in the color of their blood."

    The Monster Baru Cormorant - Seth Dickinson

    Steam: Korvalain
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    ObiFettObiFett Use the Force As You WishRegistered User regular
    The OP is suspiciously empty of anything we can expect in this game. So it might still could be a Big Trouble in Little China phalla!

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    BedlamBedlam Registered User regular
    prefer 8pm vote close.

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    AustinP0027AustinP0027 Registered User regular
    Auralynx wrote: »
    I have decided to clear my plate of "What even is this role,"-related grudges and vote for Austin.

    Oh man, that's like, way harsh man. I totally think, like, you need to stop living in the past. We're here now. We're not there. Here.

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    BluecyanBluecyan Buzz.. Buzz Buzz? BUZZ! Buzz buzz BuzzRegistered User regular
    Never fear my little elfinos and dwarfettes! I, elvish, the King of Music with Rocks in it, am here to protect all my loyal fans.

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    Virgil_Leads_YouVirgil_Leads_You Proud Father House GardenerRegistered User regular
    38thDoe wrote: »
    Opening Narration:

    The world literally shook as something slammed into the side of the World Tree. A huge crater was formed and life was upended at all levels of the tree as fires and tremors scattered the inhabitants. A noxious mist formed from the smoke and drifted up and down the tree. The leaders of the Elves and Dwarves were worried for the first time anyone could remember. Something would have to be done.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UR7-h5TDfnI

    Shortly after the crater appeared a quick vote was collected by the leadership of the World Tree.
    They must not let this mist upset this summer's plans for tonight's Penny Arcadia Festival, and it's
    celebration of the sun setting on it's illustrious summer.

    And so the months long preparation of the Festival comes to sweaty fruition this night,
    as passionate moans and music reverberate throughout the many branches of the world tree,

    There you find Virgil, the Party King, happily surveying their domain,
    as would be champions take the customary hallucinogenic pennies crafted from the fronds and leaves.
    The very best dancers twirl their bodies with swords and magic in hopes of being the most titillating.

    Tonight is the horniest of nights

    The Party King glances down at one slightly downtempo dancer, ObiFett, and bellows with encouragement.

    "No, my precious dancer, you must be one with the party!
    Gyrate more... and with feeling! Dance as though this will be the last festival of your life!
    The honor of the World Tree is at stake!

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    ObiFettObiFett Use the Force As You WishRegistered User regular
    No one reads narrations

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    BrodyBrody The Watch The First ShoreRegistered User regular
    I don't know that I've seen you in a game recently Obi, welcome back.

    "I will write your name in the ruin of them. I will paint you across history in the color of their blood."

    The Monster Baru Cormorant - Seth Dickinson

    Steam: Korvalain
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    Virgil_Leads_YouVirgil_Leads_You Proud Father House GardenerRegistered User regular
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    discriderdiscrider Registered User regular
    Heh
    Erin

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    facetiousfacetious a wit so dry it shits sandRegistered User regular
    oh phew, no suspicion on me yet, that must be a record.

    I might roleplay? I dunno.

    actually yeah hold on

    what the FUCK hit the tree I just wanna mine silver and bang dude dwarves what is going on.

    rp over nailed it.

    "I am not young enough to know everything." - Oscar Wilde
    Real strong, facetious.

    Steam: Chagrin LoL: Bonhomie
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    Virgil_Leads_YouVirgil_Leads_You Proud Father House GardenerRegistered User regular
    So far this Festival is going alright.
    I'm reading Locus hammering away to the Rock Beats of BlueCyan,
    as Facetious tries macking on some hot dwarf boys.

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    facetiousfacetious a wit so dry it shits sandRegistered User regular
    oh there's some festival tonight? involving sex?

    yeah that's why I mentioned bangin', the festival.

    Anyone wanna party? :winky:

    "I am not young enough to know everything." - Oscar Wilde
    Real strong, facetious.

    Steam: Chagrin LoL: Bonhomie
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    facetiousfacetious a wit so dry it shits sandRegistered User regular
    Also yeah 8pm vote close would be preferable for me.

    "I am not young enough to know everything." - Oscar Wilde
    Real strong, facetious.

    Steam: Chagrin LoL: Bonhomie
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    SaberOverEasySaberOverEasy Info Broker Registered User regular
    If there’s a party, I hope someone brought cake!

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    SaberOverEasySaberOverEasy Info Broker Registered User regular
    I’d also really prefer an 8pm vote close, if possible.

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    ObiFettObiFett Use the Force As You WishRegistered User regular
    Brody wrote: »
    I don't know that I've seen you in a game recently Obi, welcome back.

    Thanks. Yeah it's been a minute. Phalla itch is definitely back, though

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    BrodyBrody The Watch The First ShoreRegistered User regular
    ObiFett wrote: »
    Brody wrote: »
    I don't know that I've seen you in a game recently Obi, welcome back.

    Thanks. Yeah it's been a minute. Phalla itch is definitely back, though

    I think they make a cream for that?

    "I will write your name in the ruin of them. I will paint you across history in the color of their blood."

    The Monster Baru Cormorant - Seth Dickinson

    Steam: Korvalain
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    AuralynxAuralynx Darkness is a perspective Watching the ego workRegistered User regular
    Party King Virgil risks damnation at the talons of She Who Thirsts.

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    WildcatWildcat Registered User regular
    Brody wrote: »
    ObiFett wrote: »
    Brody wrote: »
    I don't know that I've seen you in a game recently Obi, welcome back.

    Thanks. Yeah it's been a minute. Phalla itch is definitely back, though

    I think they make a cream for that?

    I don't think it helps with that... Burnage

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    AustinP0027AustinP0027 Registered User regular
    Party Virgil dude, I’m totally on board for righteous tunes and all but can we maybe mellow it out a bit?

    Like, you do your thing and all, and some of us can just be over here just watching or whatever. It’ll be super chill, man.

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    BrodyBrody The Watch The First ShoreRegistered User regular
    Wildcat wrote: »
    Brody wrote: »
    ObiFett wrote: »
    Brody wrote: »
    I don't know that I've seen you in a game recently Obi, welcome back.

    Thanks. Yeah it's been a minute. Phalla itch is definitely back, though

    I think they make a cream for that?

    I don't think it helps with that... Burnage

    No burnage here.

    "I will write your name in the ruin of them. I will paint you across history in the color of their blood."

    The Monster Baru Cormorant - Seth Dickinson

    Steam: Korvalain
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    vagrant_windsvagrant_winds Overworked Mysterious Eldritch Horror Hunter XX Registered User regular
    Hi discrider

    // Steam: VWinds // PSN: vagrant_winds //
    // Switch: SW-5306-0651-6424 //
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    discriderdiscrider Registered User regular
    Hello!

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    BedlamBedlam Registered User regular
    Jpants

    Your pants based villainy has gone on long enough.

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    Virgil_Leads_YouVirgil_Leads_You Proud Father House GardenerRegistered User regular
    edited August 2018
    Party Virgil dude, I’m totally on board for righteous tunes and all but can we maybe mellow it out a bit?

    Like, you do your thing and all, and some of us can just be over here just watching or whatever. It’ll be super chill, man.

    Tree World We Go Hard
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qlrtObpBmrw

    Virgil_Leads_You on
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    discriderdiscrider Registered User regular
    I'm not so sure eliminating all the threats to the village is best accomplished by setting the tree on fire, Virgil

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    LocusLocus Trust Me The seaRegistered User regular
    I heard Bluecyan knows something about something.

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    JPantsJPants Registered User regular
    Bedlam wrote: »
    Jpants

    Your pants based villainy has gone on long enough.

    Them's fighting words Bedlam

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9xpBp6FrqWM

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    premiumpremium Registered User regular
    Jpants!? I don't even like regular pants.

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    mrpakumrpaku Registered User regular
    premium for breaking the daisy chain

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    facetiousfacetious a wit so dry it shits sandRegistered User regular
    Dwarves hit me up. For "party" time. If you know what I mean. :winky:

    "I am not young enough to know everything." - Oscar Wilde
    Real strong, facetious.

    Steam: Chagrin LoL: Bonhomie
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    SlimJimSlimJim Registered User regular
    facetious

    I swerved to avoid a possum on the road today, as such I have stolen from the possum god of death.

    Only possum death may pay for possum life.

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    AustinP0027AustinP0027 Registered User regular
    SlimJim

    It's not nice, man, to vote for someone when they are just gathering people up.

    That's like, a groovy way to get the skinny on people. Pretty Far out if you ask me.

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    LostNinjaLostNinja Registered User regular
    I think I owe Brody a grudge vote but can’t remember why. Think he may have been mafia last game I played.

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    WildcatWildcat Registered User regular
    Brody wrote: »
    Wildcat wrote: »
    Brody wrote: »
    ObiFett wrote: »
    Brody wrote: »
    I don't know that I've seen you in a game recently Obi, welcome back.

    Thanks. Yeah it's been a minute. Phalla itch is definitely back, though

    I think they make a cream for that?

    I don't think it helps with that... Burnage

    No burnage here.

    I know :(

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    facetiousfacetious a wit so dry it shits sandRegistered User regular
    I have to go to work and will be extremely busy the rest of the day and only possibly have some time in the evening so um...

    Wildcat posted last. I have been out of the game so long I lack grudges! At least conscious ones. Maybe I have subconscious ones that will surface. Maybe I have a grudge against Wildcat that part of me remembers.

    "I am not young enough to know everything." - Oscar Wilde
    Real strong, facetious.

    Steam: Chagrin LoL: Bonhomie
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    PsychoCucumberPsychoCucumber Registered User regular
    Wildcat wrote: »
    Brody wrote: »
    ObiFett wrote: »
    Brody wrote: »
    I don't know that I've seen you in a game recently Obi, welcome back.

    Thanks. Yeah it's been a minute. Phalla itch is definitely back, though

    I think they make a cream for that?

    I don't think it helps with that... Burnage

    I didn't really have a grudge vote for this game, but that pun has helped me out. Thanks Wildcat!

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    Erin The RedErin The Red The Name's Erin! Woman, Podcaster, Dungeon Master, IT nerd, Parent, Trans. AMA Baton Rouge, LARegistered User regular
    Hold up.
    TODAY is the horniest of nights?
    Dammit, I didn't bring the right dress for this! Ugh.
    Be right back.

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