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When your three weird dads split up, you'll get three different christmases. [SBFP]

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    I needed anime to post.I needed anime to post. boom Registered User regular
    Crippl3 wrote: »
    If this means we're gonna get DMC instead of Tales From the Borderlands I'm gonna be pissed

    No, we're getting Devil May Cry

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    GundiGundi Serious Bismuth Registered User regular
    i actually quite liked DMC but also i have never been particularly excited about character action games

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    cB557cB557 voOOP Registered User regular
    Crippl3 wrote: »
    If this means we're gonna get DMC instead of Tales From the Borderlands I'm gonna be pissed
    I'd assume we'll get a little of each.

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    NaphtaliNaphtali Hazy + Flow SeaRegistered User regular
    edited September 2018
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    PLAPLA The process.Registered User regular
    "I live to disappoint."

    - Patthew Bovine, 2018

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    ReynoldsReynolds Gone Fishin'Registered User regular
    I haven't really been watching SBFP lately, but I have been absorbing about 2-3 hours of Paigeborn every day. She has the most incredibly bizarre luck/skill spikes I've ever seen. And in both directions as well.

    Even at her very worst it's insane how much better she is than Woolie, double-professional gamer, though.

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    Werewolf2000adWerewolf2000ad Suckers, I know exactly what went wrong. Registered User regular
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    PLAPLA The process.Registered User regular
    Kicking Edgeworth in the face.

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    RadiusRadius Registered User regular
    i didn't want to say anything about phoenix wright, but then there is like a 10 second shot of him wistfully looking at an attorney's pin

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    Casually HardcoreCasually Hardcore Once an Asshole. Trying to be better. Registered User regular
    OMFG, it's like Pat has no idea of tactical movement. Half the time he's like 'I guess I'll move him here and attack', despite the fact that he's moving his units within range of the entire army and leaving holes in his line exposing his archers.


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    GundiGundi Serious Bismuth Registered User regular
    look you saw how he did at XCOM

    he's not good at strategy games

    he is good at survival resource managers

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    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    Gundi wrote: »
    look you saw how he did at XCOM

    he's not good at strategy games

    he is good at survival resource managers

    that is also debatable

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    GundiGundi Serious Bismuth Registered User regular
    look man you'll never run out of supplies if you never use your supplies

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    Casually HardcoreCasually Hardcore Once an Asshole. Trying to be better. Registered User regular
    If you never share the supplies, you have have twice the supplies.

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    GundiGundi Serious Bismuth Registered User regular
    the thing that always gets me about pat is that whenever there are moral decisions in games he always makes weird ass backwards self-contradictory decisions.

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    PLAPLA The process.Registered User regular
    Pat has said that once he accidentally hurts people, he would rather pretend that it was on purpose than be a good person who made a mistake.

    And Paige believes that the smell of old books makes people in general need to shit.

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    manwiththemachinegunmanwiththemachinegun METAL GEAR?! Registered User regular
    Reynolds wrote: »
    I haven't really been watching SBFP lately, but I have been absorbing about 2-3 hours of Paigeborn every day. She has the most incredibly bizarre luck/skill spikes I've ever seen. And in both directions as well.

    Even at her very worst it's insane how much better she is than Woolie, double-professional gamer, though.

    What was that sequence where Pat was like, "Yeah that Bloodborne boss is really hard, I died like a dozen times." And she blows it out of the water in one.

    And then fails abominably at basic shape puzzles.

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    GundiGundi Serious Bismuth Registered User regular
    I believe the boss that paige absolutely destroys in legitimately impressive time is Obreitas.

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    EnlongEnlong Registered User regular
    Ebriatas

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    Beef AvengerBeef Avenger Registered User regular
    Watching Paige play Portal 1/2 is a mind breaking experience

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    Crippl3Crippl3 oh noRegistered User regular
    PLA wrote: »
    Pat has said that once he accidentally hurts people, he would rather pretend that it was on purpose than be a good person who made a mistake.

    And Paige believes that the smell of old books makes people in general need to shit.

    hot take
    Pat fucking sucks

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    Dr. ChaosDr. Chaos Post nuclear nuisance Registered User regular
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    EnlongEnlong Registered User regular
    That cut off before the best part.

    "And it can also DA-oh..."

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    PLAPLA The process.Registered User regular
    Enlong wrote: »
    Ebriatas

    Ebrietas, like a drunk.

    Cyber-Pat would install an asshole that can be unequipped.

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    Werewolf2000adWerewolf2000ad Suckers, I know exactly what went wrong. Registered User regular
    PLA wrote: »
    And Paige believes that the smell of old books makes people in general need to shit.

    She's hardly the only person who believes that

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    GundiGundi Serious Bismuth Registered User regular
    paige and pat together combine to make one low quality hoomon

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    OmnipotentBagelOmnipotentBagel floof Registered User regular
    Gundi wrote: »
    paige and pat together combine to make one low quality hoomon

    If you include Elmo in the equation it actually increase the humanity level

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    EnlongEnlong Registered User regular
    Add Skelmo for some important structural integrity.

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    OmnipotentBagelOmnipotentBagel floof Registered User regular
    Okay I'm concerned we've somehow transitioned into actual frankensteining

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    NaphtaliNaphtali Hazy + Flow SeaRegistered User regular
    Okay I'm concerned we've somehow transitioned into actual henshining

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    PLAPLA The process.Registered User regular
    Buscelmo for a relatable face.

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    EnlongEnlong Registered User regular
    Naphtali wrote: »
    Okay I'm concerned we've somehow transitioned into actual gattai

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    cB557cB557 voOOP Registered User regular
    Shellmo can provide the human-like neurology of lobsters.

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    PLAPLA The process.Registered User regular
    Gingerzord is powered by the anti-sun.

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    EnlongEnlong Registered User regular
    Wait, are they a pillar man now?

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    PLAPLA The process.Registered User regular
    Legally distinct.

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    SCREECH OF THE FARGSCREECH OF THE FARG #1 PARROTHEAD margaritavilleRegistered User regular
    edited September 2018
    holy shit, the end of marlow briggs
    the masks plan was to send marlow briggs back in time to stop the conquistadors?!?!

    SCREECH OF THE FARG on
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    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    holy shit, the end of marlow briggs
    the masks plan was to send marlow briggs back in time to stop the conquistadors?!?!

    hey there BIG WARRIOR

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    Werewolf2000adWerewolf2000ad Suckers, I know exactly what went wrong. Registered User regular
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IdpuPJTyMsI

    Oh, Eric? Aw, is that you?

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