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seriously, guys

BorfaseBorfase __BANNED USERS regular
edited May 2007 in Social Entropy++
how do you train a whale


it's been vexing me all night

duhhhh i like spaghetti-o's lolz
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  • BorfaseBorfase __BANNED USERS regular
    edited May 2007
    i asked my friend this earlier and she said "with lots of cake," which i don't think is true

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    duhhhh i like spaghetti-o's lolz
  • KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator Mod Emeritus
    edited May 2007
    you gotta hit it in the nose with a rolled up newspaper

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  • KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator Mod Emeritus
    edited May 2007
    rub its nose in it

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  • LeliLeli __BANNED USERS regular
    edited May 2007
    Throw a string of cans at it.

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  • Solid_Snake-aSolid_Snake-a Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    a couple of days ago i saw a dude who had a whale trained to roll over on its stomach and let him and a buddy jerk it off

    they said it was for science but

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  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited May 2007
    you need Jason James Richter to show it the way

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  • Dely AppleDely Apple Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    You need the Thunder Badge to control all whales below level 70.

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  • Seattle ThreadSeattle Thread Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Ring a bell whenever it's feeding time

    Then when he's not looking you take a dump in his blowhole

    It just like Pavlov

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  • PhonehandPhonehand Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    eat his parents

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  • Bob The MonkeyBob The Monkey Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    I hate waking up and finding out I've made a drunk thread.

    My reaction is generally the same as when you find out a pet's done something unfavourable, except the target of subsequent rage is me.

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  • ShortyShorty touching the meat Intergalactic Cool CourtRegistered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Dely Apple wrote: »
    You need the Thunder Badge to control all whales below level 70.

    Probably the best post.

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  • Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate King of Kafiristan Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    My drunk threads are always spectacular. And very well spelled.

    But no sober person is as interested in the things that I am when drunk.

    People just don't get me.

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  • CarnivoreCarnivore Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Borfase threads are not good threads.

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  • see317see317 Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    I think the question would depend greatly on what you're trying to train the whale to do.

    I mean, if you're trying to train it to swim you just toss the thing in the water and away it goes. It's good at swimming, so training it is easy.

    But if you want to train a whale to give marvelous head, you're in for some work. The bastards just won't stop dragging their balleen. And that is a less then pleasent experience.

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  • UbikUbik oh pete, that's later. maybe we'll be dead by then Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    I'm sure she's a nice girl.


    You could just ask her.

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  • SeñorAmorSeñorAmor !!! Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Ask your mom how she trained you.

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  • OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited May 2007
    it's ez u just hav to ask poltely! :D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D

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  • Wrench N RocketsWrench N Rockets Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    This thread is stupid, and you're lumpy and ugly.

    Hey, I call 'em like I see 'em.

    I'm a whale biologist.

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  • MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    "Fuck, you whales are all the same. So stupid and lumpy."

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  • OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited May 2007
    Goddamn hole blowers.

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  • StarfuckStarfuck Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited May 2007
    cock in spout

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  • CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    God damn it I don't want to be at work right now.

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  • DislexicDislexic Creepy Uncle Bad Touch Your local playgroundRegistered User regular
    edited May 2007
    vexing? who talks like that anymore? Seriously, guys.

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  • CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    The fundemental mistake, and proverbial crack in the foundation, of Libertarian thought is that they make a seem to think that the distinction between states and nations is anything more than completely, and utterly, arbitrary. If the definitions of a state and a nation were based upon quantifiable data and not tradition and arbitrary markers then there may be some validity to the state v. nation debate. However, and as it stands, the size and shape of states is almost certainly arbitrary in regards to economic wealth and population demographics, therefor there is absolutely no reason why a state is any more autonomous than a federal government. As an example of this, the California state government has a budget which is several times that of the majority of nation states in the world. Yet, somehow, that state is on equal footing with, say, Rhode Island when it comes to their rights, responsibilities and sphere of influence.

    That is clearly a seperation of ideology from the logic of reality.

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  • Jedi RenegadeJedi Renegade Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    so the thing about whales is they have this hole in their heads that they breath through okay?

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  • OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited May 2007
    and then you fuck it. THE END

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  • tsplittertsplitter Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    I like watching videos of killer whales hurt people

    they really are the dicks of the sea

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  • Jedi RenegadeJedi Renegade Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    see Orik gets things done

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  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited May 2007
    hit it was a locomotive

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  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited May 2007
    Get the whale addicted to some substance that you lace it's food with. When it disobeys, put it through withdrawal. It'll fall in line real quick like.

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  • EtchEtch Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    My Psychology professor actually spent like 20 minutes in class explaining how they get Shamu to swim one way and jump through a hoop.

    I suppose it's better than when he talks about certain Indian tribes fucking cracks in the ground, thinking that they're fertilizing the Earth.

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  • CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    COFFEE

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  • DislexicDislexic Creepy Uncle Bad Touch Your local playgroundRegistered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Etch wrote: »
    My Psychology professor actually spent like 20 minutes in class explaining how they get Shamu to swim one way and jump through a hoop.

    I suppose it's better than when he talks about certain Indian tribes fucking cracks in the ground, thinking that they're fertilizing the Earth.

    Oh god, I laughed at the second part so fucking hard.

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  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited May 2007
    Well you'd pretty much expect her to cover behavioral psych in a psych class wouldn't you?

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  • bongibongi regular
    edited May 2007
    says the anarchist

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  • CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    I don't really think Druhim is an anarchist, nor do I understand how that relates to his conversation (directly, at the very least).

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  • bongibongi regular
    edited May 2007
    i swear that made sense when i posted it

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  • SmokingGunSmokingGun Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Have you checked craigslist for whale trainers?

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  • tony_importanttony_important Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    SmokingGun wrote: »
    Have you checked craigslist for whale trainers?

    I did, but all I could find were people that wanted to pay me to go to their house, watch Free Willy, and beat off during the parts where Randolph was petting the whale.

    I, uh, declined.

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  • IncendiaryIncendiary Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Dely Apple wrote: »
    You need the Thunder Badge to control all whales below level 70.

    You might as well go ahead and get the Soul Badge too, because what good is a whale without surfing outside of battle?

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