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Step 1) Whale’s parents are killed by Russian spies
Step 2) Training montage (lots of playing echo the dolphin)
Step 3) 4 months of casual raiding for 2/8 Planktonsalker armor
Step 4) Socket blowhole with thul rune
Step 5) ???
Step 6) Whale is voted as prom king, dances with the hottest cheerleader, who he finds out is a lot more compassionate then he thought. Cheerleader’s jealous ex-boyfriend finds whale after the prom and tries to beat him up, but to no avail, as whale is much much larger. Camera pans off as whale and cheerleader are making out in a limousine. There is no sex scene, but the cheerleader looks like she would suck dick for skittles, so it is not unfair to assume something happened.
Well you'd pretty much expect her to cover behavioral psych in a psych class wouldn't you?
Yeah, but he really liked to talk about how us Americans are so conservative about sex and it's completely natural to have explicit sexual material in his house where his kids are able to see it.
Oh, and it's ok for little boys to suck off older guys because they need semen to fully develop into a man. I mean, yeah it may be what a certain tribe does ritually, but sucking off multiple guys daily so you can become a man just might be a little odd.
A whale like any other beast of burden requires stern discipline in it's training. Do not spare the rod. If you need to feel free to beat the living shit out of the whale to show it who's boss.
When approaching a training whale it is important to make immediate eye contact with the beast. Do not look away from it first. This may require mirrors. Swedish scientists have discovered that sonar may also be used in a stare down. The scientists found great success blasting a mix tape they made featuring the works of Celine Dion and Barbra Streisand on ultra high frequency.
A note though. As multiple teams of Southeast Asian whale trainers have found, dynamite does not provide effective means of training a whale.
Oh, and it's ok for little boys to suck off older guys because they need semen to fully develop into a man.
If this worked, half the population of SE++ would be able to rip trees out of the ground with their bare hands, smash them into firewood with their fists, eat the splinters and shit out a fully-built log cabin.
What I'm getting at here: LUMBERJACKS!
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You have to start soft, to get the pitch of it right.
Volume isn't important at first, it's a consistency in the pitch of the sound. Next comes length of time- you have to work on your lung capacity to make the most noise with a single breath.
Then you work on your volume.
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I don't wanna kill anybody. I don't like bullies. I don't care where they're from.
guys i won't lie right now i'm pretty drunk right now because i've been drinking as much fat tire as possible because with every fat tire you buy you get a raffle ticket that get's entered into a drawing for this totally rad fat tire cruiser bike new belgium is raffling off tonight
yea i dont like those odds borf
what if yours doesnt get picked
hey in that case you can walk up on stage anyway like you are too drunk to realise you lost and then when they tell you to get off you can vomit all over the winner
do that
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Step 2) Training montage (lots of playing echo the dolphin)
Step 3) 4 months of casual raiding for 2/8 Planktonsalker armor
Step 4) Socket blowhole with thul rune
Step 5) ???
Step 6) Whale is voted as prom king, dances with the hottest cheerleader, who he finds out is a lot more compassionate then he thought. Cheerleader’s jealous ex-boyfriend finds whale after the prom and tries to beat him up, but to no avail, as whale is much much larger. Camera pans off as whale and cheerleader are making out in a limousine. There is no sex scene, but the cheerleader looks like she would suck dick for skittles, so it is not unfair to assume something happened.
Yeah, but he really liked to talk about how us Americans are so conservative about sex and it's completely natural to have explicit sexual material in his house where his kids are able to see it.
Oh, and it's ok for little boys to suck off older guys because they need semen to fully develop into a man. I mean, yeah it may be what a certain tribe does ritually, but sucking off multiple guys daily so you can become a man just might be a little odd.
The smart from the dolphins will transfer to it's brain and it will learn to communicate with aliens and let you rub it's belly.
When approaching a training whale it is important to make immediate eye contact with the beast. Do not look away from it first. This may require mirrors. Swedish scientists have discovered that sonar may also be used in a stare down. The scientists found great success blasting a mix tape they made featuring the works of Celine Dion and Barbra Streisand on ultra high frequency.
A note though. As multiple teams of Southeast Asian whale trainers have found, dynamite does not provide effective means of training a whale.
In every sense of the word.
Admittedly I've never made a good one either
but I'm just sayin'
If this worked, half the population of SE++ would be able to rip trees out of the ground with their bare hands, smash them into firewood with their fists, eat the splinters and shit out a fully-built log cabin.
What I'm getting at here: LUMBERJACKS!
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orcas are the jerks of the sea
geoducks are the dicks of the sea
nah
Volume isn't important at first, it's a consistency in the pitch of the sound. Next comes length of time- you have to work on your lung capacity to make the most noise with a single breath.
Then you work on your volume.
It is a mystery
Bank of America is the biggest piece of shit bank in the whole fucking universe.
2) Take pictures during the donkey show.
3) Threaten to show the pictures to his mother if he doesn't comply.
Is the hole at the back of it filled with decaying matter? I've had fridges go funky because of that.
It just stinks for no reason.
The bottle is made out of sewn-together squirrel chunks.
Silent Hill: The Fridge
Wheel-of-Cheese Head is a hard boss.
Febreeze works on everything. I don't even wash my clothes or use deodorant anymore.
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so far i have 14 tickets in the jar
out of 27
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Either way, keep drinking.
what if yours doesnt get picked
hey in that case you can walk up on stage anyway like you are too drunk to realise you lost and then when they tell you to get off you can vomit all over the winner
do that