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Secret Satans 2018 - Gifting complete!

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  • crwthcrwth THAT'S IT Registered User regular
    i was wondering like

    damn i don’t know who this is at all!!

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  • Caulk Bite 6Caulk Bite 6 One of the multitude of Dans infesting this place Registered User regular
    So, I got a couple packages in the mail!
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    As far as I can tell, one is an anime disk set I wasn’t expecting until at least next week, but the other is a pair of Pretty Awesome Socks!
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    So, thank you Satan, who I’m relatively certain is @Tofystedeth (if my Facebook detective work is anything to go by)

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  • Lost SalientLost Salient blink twice if you'd like me to mercy kill youRegistered User regular
    Okay sorry! I've been trying and failing to organize all of the things I said I'd get done before I left town, and my mom is here, and etc etc etc

    Anyway yesterday I got back from doing some last-minute emergency "I live in a goddamn tropical island nation but don't own ANY resort wear" shopping to find A PACKAGE UPON MY DOORSTEP
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    I didn't really think I was expecting anything from Amazon (although I've had some things in my cart and it's always possible that I pulled the trigger on a purchase while at work and forgot), and also this package had some next-level cosmetic reconstruction, even given that Singapore customs often checks contents... poorly.

    As soon as I opened the box it was clear that this was not from Amazon at all!

    A BOOK I HAVE NOT HEARD OF!

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    Ages ago Nic actually recommended that I buy Every Day is for the Thief, which I still have not done, but it has been on my book-buying wishlist since then. This is another book by the same author, and it seems very interesting. I am extremely excited. I. Love. Books.

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    Spicy basil caramels. Holy fuck these are so good. I shoved one in my mouth immediately because if adulthood is 90% getting excited about investing in new bathmats or smart lightbulbs, it's 10% indulging in instant gratification because no one can tell you not to anymore. WTF how can I get more of these.

    This tag on the last thing also said "I warned you" on the reverse:

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    An actually shockingly cute and stylish beret!? I genuinely would have called BS on that being a thing that existed, but BEHOLD!

    Thank you, Nic! These presents are all wonderful! I am hiding the caramels because I told the housesitters who are coming today that they could help themselves to whatever they wanted but I LIED.

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    "Sandra has a good solid anti-murderer vibe. My skin felt very secure and sufficiently attached to my body when I met her. Also my organs." HAIL SATAN
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  • TonkkaTonkka Some one in the club tonight Has stolen my ideas.Registered User regular
    Oh! Also shout-out @cello for the assist with the gift specific type stuff.

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  • VeldrinVeldrin Sham bam bamina Registered User regular
    Oh dang now I regret leaving so soon because I want those caramels

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  • tynictynic PICNIC BADASS Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited December 2018
    They are surprisingly hard to track down even in Cambridge, which is their home

    also when SS names went out I'd already announced I was going to knit something, and then I got the person who is probably the least in need of knitted goods in the whole forum

    and then I said "fuck it" and knit you something anyway JUST DEAL WITH IT

    also so glad it got there before christmas, I was not sure if that would be the case!
    now for round 2

    tynic on
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  • TofystedethTofystedeth veni, veneri, vamoosi Registered User regular
    So, I got a couple packages in the mail!
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    As far as I can tell, one is an anime disk set I wasn’t expecting until at least next week, but the other is a pair of Pretty Awesome Socks!
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    So, thank you Satan, who I’m relatively certain is @Tofystedeth (if my Facebook detective work is anything to go by)

    <.<

    >.>

    Yes it's me.
    Those socks were also scheduled to arrive on the 3rd so the final piece may very well show up in the next couple days.

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  • Slacker71Slacker71 Registered User regular
    A package arrived. Address obscured by Satan's offering from about 8 years ago.
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    a sinister note:
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    This year I have a true Satan, as I am diabetic:
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    I'll just see if I can keep myself to one serving a day for the next 75.5 days...
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    Thank you mystery Satan!



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  • BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    so many rad gifts arriving just before christmas!

    its a satan's miracle!

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  • GoatmonGoatmon Property of Amara_P Registered User regular
    edited December 2018
    Oho no... this is a problem. I’ve been gifted and it’s going to be my doom. Truly Satan’s work here.

    I have received no less than two Tupperware full of homemade cookies and a large chunk of homemade Cherry Chocolate Fudge... The comforting thought in this all is I know how I will meet my end and it will be death by fudge... and I’m ok with this.
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    Seriously though this is awesome and I’m super psyched to dig in, I only have to delay gratification a few days until I’m down with @Ladybug2332 for Christmas because she would end me if I didn’t bring it with me. Thank you so much @Goatmon this is the best!

    Merry Christmas, @Blackhawk1313 ! :D

    Madican wrote: »
    I'm gonna need details on that fudge

    The recipe I use for fudge is extremely versatile. It's mostly morsels. For a plain batch I'd use 3 cups of milk chocolate morsels, and if I wanna give it a different flavor I'll just swap 1 cup (or less) for some other morsels (or something similar). Peanut butter morsels are one of the best alternatives; besides being tasty, it gives the chocolate an extremely smooth texture.

    In this case, I swapped out 1 cup of milk chocolate for 1 cup worth of cherry andes candies. Pretty basic. I've done the same thing with the regular kind to make mint fudge a bunch of times. Always comes out real good.

    Goatmon on
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  • MadicanMadican No face Registered User regular
    Ooo, that's a bit different from the fudge recipe I usually use with chocolate chips, condensed milk, margarine, etc. I'm gonna have to give that a try next year when it's Fudge Making Day. Thank you.

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  • GoatmonGoatmon Property of Amara_P Registered User regular
    edited December 2018
    To be more specific, the standard recipe is 3 cups of milk chocolate morsels, 1 can of condensed milk, and a touch of pure vanilla extract. Or a couple teaspoons, if you're using imitation.

    It takes barely 15 minutes to make, and it's pretty much foolproof. Just be sure to keep it wrapped up, so it doesn't get dry. And in the fridge, because ants.

    And like I said before, you can alternate the main ingredient in all kinds of ways. A few times, I've done a 2-layer peppermint bark fudge, with one layer standard milk chocolate and the other layer white chocolate with peppermint (either with storebought crushed peppermint, or with peppermint extract).

    I've even made Undertale fudge (butterscotch morsels, with a lot of cinnamon thrown in). Although I found out that butterscotch morsels are softer than chocolate, and I had to add an extra cup of them to get it to firm up. I gotta remember to not use the full can of milk for that one. lol

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  • KetBraKetBra FISTS OF JUSTICE! Registered User regular
    Hey Satan, just fyi I won't be for another week and bit so don't be put out if I don't post anything!

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  • DashDDashD Dread Pirate Chef Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    A box! How marvelous!
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    Fuzzy seems unimpressed with a taped up box.

    What mysteries does this rectangle of corrugated cardboard hold?
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    A new cookbook! Of Viennese Cuisine! Most excellent!

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    A spaetzle making thing! And a skimmer to retrieve the spaetzle from the boiling water! How convenient! Also, a new wooden spoon. Love a good wooden spoon.

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    Foodstuffs! I think? The tube-y thing is all in German, and I have no idea what it might be. But I think it might be food of some variety. Possibly.
    (Not pictured are three chocolates that were consumed before they could pose for the group photo. They were delicious.)

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    SOCKS!!! <3 <3 <3 Socks! And they have penguins on them!

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    Music!

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    And some questionable reading materials. Probably just box filler, but receiving Jesus pamphlets in a Satans! box is highly amusing. Makes me giggle.

    All together, a lovely surprise.
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    Fuzzy is wondering why there is no catnip. She will quickly forget there was nothing for her, and find the box to be the height of entertainment this evening. Silly cat.

    Unfortunately, there was no note! So I don't know whom to thank!

    SATANS!
    Steam
    Amazon
    ThinkGeek
    "Brilliant! Oh wait, if we were meant to fly, we would have been born with little bags of nuts."
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  • PlatyPlaty Registered User regular
    Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat

    How did those books get in there

    Where is the other stuff

  • PlatyPlaty Registered User regular
    I think what happened is that the box got damaged and was replaced

    And somehow the contents of a different package got in there

  • PlatyPlaty Registered User regular
    edited December 2018
    Things I definitely put into the box:

    The kitchen utensils which unfortunately don't make a whole lot of immediate sense without the spaetzle book (but the other cookbook also contains spaetzle recipes I'm sure)

    Things which someone else must've put into the box:

    Bootleg music
    Strange books, I'm sorry one of them reads Why Blood?

    What seems to be missing:

    My note!
    The aforementioned spaetzle book
    Possibly some more foodstuffs but I can't remember! The mustard looks like it's been through a lot

    Platy on
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  • DashDDashD Dread Pirate Chef Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited December 2018
    @Platy That would explain some of the things.

    Is that what the tube is? I'm sure whoever got the spaetzle book is just as confused as I am about Why Blood and the kiddie language workbook.

    Thank you for the box, I will enjoy the new cookbook and kitchen toys.

    DashD on
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    Steam
    Amazon
    ThinkGeek
    "Brilliant! Oh wait, if we were meant to fly, we would have been born with little bags of nuts."
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  • PlatyPlaty Registered User regular
    Yup, it's from me! Happy Satanmas

    Sorry for the weirdness, I'd really like to know what happened, it can't be that someone snuck the pamphlets in there in an effort to "save" you

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  • DashDDashD Dread Pirate Chef Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    Weirdness makes life better. I'm just glad this weirdness didn't include a live bobcat.

    SATANS!
    Steam
    Amazon
    ThinkGeek
    "Brilliant! Oh wait, if we were meant to fly, we would have been born with little bags of nuts."
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  • PlatyPlaty Registered User regular
    The tube is a local variety of mustard, I hope it's still sealed

    The white stuff is horseradish, the kind you'd eat with a nice Tafelspitz

    And I'm glad you like it!

  • DashDDashD Dread Pirate Chef Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    The mustard is still sealed. No worries there. I had guessed it was horseradish, but I wasn't sure.

    SATANS!
    Steam
    Amazon
    ThinkGeek
    "Brilliant! Oh wait, if we were meant to fly, we would have been born with little bags of nuts."
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  • Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Those CDs are definitely cursed.

    Do NOT listen to them.

    HEY SATAN! HERE'S MY WISHLIST! GO NUTS YOU DEVIL!

    https://www.amazon.com/gp/registry/wishlist/1JI9WWSRW1YJI
  • Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited December 2018
    And those books will almost CERTAINLY unleash The Babadook.

    Raijin Quickfoot on
    HEY SATAN! HERE'S MY WISHLIST! GO NUTS YOU DEVIL!

    https://www.amazon.com/gp/registry/wishlist/1JI9WWSRW1YJI
  • PlatyPlaty Registered User regular
    I hope the CDs don't contain the NOC list from Mission Impossible

  • DashDDashD Dread Pirate Chef Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    They are instrumental, old-timey, ragtime music.

    SATANS!
    Steam
    Amazon
    ThinkGeek
    "Brilliant! Oh wait, if we were meant to fly, we would have been born with little bags of nuts."
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  • Caulk Bite 6Caulk Bite 6 One of the multitude of Dans infesting this place Registered User regular
    Platy wrote: »
    Yup, it's from me! Happy Satanmas

    Sorry for the weirdness, I'd really like to know what happened, it can't be that someone snuck the pamphlets in there in an effort to "save" you

    If the box went across a border, I think it’d be safe to lay the blame on Customs officials.

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  • Blackhawk1313Blackhawk1313 Registered User regular
    Goatmon wrote: »
    To be more specific, the standard recipe is 3 cups of milk chocolate morsels, 1 can of condensed milk, and a touch of pure vanilla extract. Or a couple teaspoons, if you're using imitation.

    It takes barely 15 minutes to make, and it's pretty much foolproof. Just be sure to keep it wrapped up, so it doesn't get dry. And in the fridge, because ants.

    And like I said before, you can alternate the main ingredient in all kinds of ways. A few times, I've done a 2-layer peppermint bark fudge, with one layer standard milk chocolate and the other layer white chocolate with peppermint (either with storebought crushed peppermint, or with peppermint extract).

    I've even made Undertale fudge (butterscotch morsels, with a lot of cinnamon thrown in). Although I found out that butterscotch morsels are softer than chocolate, and I had to add an extra cup of them to get it to firm up. I gotta remember to not use the full can of milk for that one. lol

    Reports on the fudge will be forthcoming over the next few days. It has successfully made the trip with me down to see my wife so we will he enjoying it for certain here.

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  • VeldrinVeldrin Sham bam bamina Registered User regular
    DashD wrote: »
    They are instrumental, old-timey, ragtime music.

    Definitely cursed

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  • MuzzmuzzMuzzmuzz Registered User regular
    Sorry, bit late with the photos, but yet another box of stuff came for me.

    Sadly, my Satan decided to remain anonymous, but because of the gift labels, I know his True Name! And with that power....
    When I said I was a cat person...wasn't expecting people to take it so literally.
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    Also, I received a pair of snugly warm socks! Pip is very impressed with them.

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    I also received a wonderful set of foldable organization boxes, so I can finally try to organize my house.... eventually.

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  • Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    More socks for the sock gods!

    HEY SATAN! HERE'S MY WISHLIST! GO NUTS YOU DEVIL!

    https://www.amazon.com/gp/registry/wishlist/1JI9WWSRW1YJI
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  • MuzzmuzzMuzzmuzz Registered User regular
    I kinda feel bad for not getting my Satanee socks... Didn't think it was going to be a thing.

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  • .. Registered User, ClubPA regular
    To my Satan, don't feel bad if you didn't get me socks! Really!

    Gimme stuff. Please. And I don't just mean my Secret Satan.
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  • Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited December 2018
    I have not purchased stuff yet but trust me... There will be socks.

    Raijin Quickfoot on
    HEY SATAN! HERE'S MY WISHLIST! GO NUTS YOU DEVIL!

    https://www.amazon.com/gp/registry/wishlist/1JI9WWSRW1YJI
    Slacker71
  • .. Registered User, ClubPA regular
    I have not purchased stuff yet but trust me... There will be socks.

    Small adjustment to my Satan then. To my Satan, if you absolutely MUST buy socks, perhaps consider donating some to a shelter in my name so they get some much needed use. We all win! Don't get me wrong, I wouldn't complain if I got socks. In fact, I think all the gifted socks are awesome. They just wouldn't get much use and I'd feel bad.
    Side note: Hope my family goes back to the traditional white cotton socks this year. The fluffy socks from last year are still in tags.

    Gimme stuff. Please. And I don't just mean my Secret Satan.
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  • MadicanMadican No face Registered User regular
    Tis the season for socks. My mother has also requested fuzzy socks and my father, who is an engineer by trade and very smart in most respects, is showcasing how thick he can be in certain regards by buying socks that do not fit this criteria then not understanding why my brother and I are harrying him via text about it.

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  • ceresceres When the last moon is cast over the last star of morning And the future has past without even a last desperate warningRegistered User, Moderator mod
    I did not give socks. I decided that I would not cave to peer pressure. I don't know if there would have been socks, but by the time all the sock stuff started happening I knew there couldn't be socks.

    And it seems like all is dying, and would leave the world to mourn
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  • QuickSnapQuickSnap Registered User regular
    Muzzmuzz wrote: »
    Sorry, bit late with the photos, but yet another box of stuff came for me.

    Sadly, my Satan decided to remain anonymous, but because of the gift labels, I know his True Name! And with that power....
    When I said I was a cat person...wasn't expecting people to take it so literally.
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    Also, I received a pair of snugly warm socks! Pip is very impressed with them.

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    I also received a wonderful set of foldable organization boxes, so I can finally try to organize my house.... eventually.

    This is what I get for drunk amazon-ing after working a 16 hour day. Miss the little details.

    Cheers darlin!

    "A little bit esoteric. Just bare with him, he'll get it right eventually; or drink himself death. Which wouldn't be the worst thing in the world, really."



    Hey Satan! Look over here!!

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  • LasbrookLasbrook It takes a lot to make a stew When it comes to me and youRegistered User regular
    I can confirm I have received something tonight that is not socks but almost weighs the same. Pictures will have to wait until I get back from running errands.

    Tonkka
  • LasbrookLasbrook It takes a lot to make a stew When it comes to me and youRegistered User regular
    I got home today to find a small box propped against my door. Something I knew I hadn't ordered. Something Sinister.
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    Inside I found a strawberry!

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    Or at least something trying hard to be. The note reads
    "Hi, I saw this was on your list and it's one of my favorite movies so I had to jump on sending it to you.
    Hopefully it arrives in time for Christmas. More to come!
    From Satan
    I open it up to reveal..
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    Clue on Blu-Ray! A Clu-Ray!...

    I'll see myself out for that one.
    Anyways this movie is great. I actually got Matev this for Satans in 2016 but had never got around to getting a copy for myself. Thanks Satan!

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