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An Unusual Question
Lars
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It's Halloween Night. A killer breaks into your home. The only way they will let you live is if you answer a simple question.
What is Pauly Shore's best movie?
The killer asking this question may, in fact, be Pauly Shore.
The movie must feature Pauly Shore as a primary character, so Encino Man and a Goofy Movie are out as he was a secondary character in those.
What is Pauly Shore's best movie?
The killer asking this question may, in fact, be Pauly Shore.
The movie must feature Pauly Shore as a primary character, so Encino Man and a Goofy Movie are out as he was a secondary character in those.
An Unusual Question 90 votes
Son in Law (1993)
11%
10 votes
In the Army Now (1994)
8%
8 votes
Jury Duty (1995)
5%
5 votes
Bio-Dome (1996)
20%
18 votes
Pauly Shore is Dead (2003)
0%
Pauly Shore's Adopted (2010)
0%
Other
6%
6 votes
Son in LarLar / Pauly Shore's Adopted LarLar
7%
7 votes
None! I choose death!
40%
36 votes
0
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This poll is lacking the obvious answer.
Pauly Shore murders you both for not reading the last line.
Hey Lars, why the heck isn't A Goofy Movie an option?
I reject this reasoning. The movie is named after his character, it counts.
i did not want to remember that pauly shore was a person who existed
we also talk about other random shit and clown upon each other
I heard that Pauly Shore did an episode of Hollywood Handbook and it was a nightmare.
The guy in Encino Man who isn't Brendan Fraiser or Sean Astin.
probably the most descriptive answer, tbh
we also talk about other random shit and clown upon each other
En - Ceen - Oh
Excuse me but I think you mean The Mummy's Monster.
Wait, no, crossed wires with Frankenstein.
But Fraser's the guy who fights the mummy.
And they were and it was actually pretty okay as far as dumb comedies go.
I like Lane Smith. He was great in Lois & Clark. But near the end of Son in Law where he has a line where he talks like Pauly Shore, I think it physically hurt me.
Next option is Son In Law.
Good to know. My bad. Guess I had too much Kelsey Grammer on the brain.
I say, Niles, that's a ninth dyn-asty dagger stuck in your back! How gauche! Why... Niles?
Maybe a main gauche. Nyuk nyuk nyuk.
Also Encino Man would have crushed all other poll options if it was in, with the possible exception of if Goofy Movie was also in.
Anyways, so far it looks like most people would rather be murdered by Pauly Shore than name a best Pauly Shore movie.
Though in @LarLar 's favor, more people would rather die than associate LarLar with Pauly Shore.
Oh he also keep staring down the dress of a lady on front row of the comedy club. And asked to check if her breasts were real. To which he bafflingly got the affirmative on.
So don't tax my gig so hardcore, cruster.
Join the club.
Can we suggest we watch them all in order to form a proper opinion? And give the cops time to show up?
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The warm-up act was pretty solid, but holy shiiiiit was Pauly Shore bad. About 90% of it was him telling "jokes" (complaining) about how hard it is being a washed-up actor who still gets recognized on the street, the other 10% was him telling "jokes" (complaining) about how much his dad sucks.
It was in a pretty big venue that was standing room only, which I absolutely couldn't believe till I realized probably nobody in the room actually paid to be there (and half the people weren't even paying attention).