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    CoinageCoinage Heaviside LayerRegistered User regular
    They're still working out the kinks

    By which I mean the Tumblr staff has extremely broad fetishes

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    So It GoesSo It Goes We keep moving...Registered User regular
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    yall those are bluebirds or similar

    tits have much more diminutive beaks

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    BeNarwhalBeNarwhal The Work Left Unfinished Registered User regular
    Couscous wrote: »
    wandering wrote: »
    Free Coffee*

    *In exchange for medical experiments

    I can get a free cookie in exchange for blood.

    I do this with some frequency!

    Totally worth

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    wanderingwandering Russia state-affiliated media Registered User regular
    Its A wonderful Life
    Couscous wrote: »
    wandering wrote: »
    Free Coffee*

    *In exchange for medical experiments

    I can get a free cookie in exchange for blood.
    plus paler skin!

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    So It GoesSo It Goes We keep moving...Registered User regular
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    wrong coloration for tits too

    JESUS GET IT TOGETHER

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    durandal4532durandal4532 Registered User regular
    Umm Actually Christmas is a capitalist expansion of Christian Dogma
    Tumblr is super not going to be a thing by the end of the month.

    No artist wants to find out oh hey no one saw my stuff because a robot thinks birds are dirty

    Take a moment to donate what you can to Critical Resistance and Black Lives Matter.
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    BeNarwhalBeNarwhal The Work Left Unfinished Registered User regular
    I appreciate that we all rushed to make the same joke

    Good job team! <3

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    firewaterwordfirewaterword Satchitananda Pais Vasco to San FranciscoRegistered User regular
    good job team

    Lokah Samastah Sukhino Bhavantu
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    So It GoesSo It Goes We keep moving...Registered User regular
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    Tumblr is super not going to be a thing by the end of the month.

    No artist wants to find out oh hey no one saw my stuff because a robot thinks birds are dirty

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kHjaehH-EtA

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    CouscousCouscous Registered User regular
    Tumblr is super not going to be a thing by the end of the month.

    No artist wants to find out oh hey no one saw my stuff because a robot thinks birds are dirty

    You can always challenge the decision.

    I am going to guess there is a very good chance the process feels random as to whether they acknowledge something is adult or not.

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    BeNarwhalBeNarwhal The Work Left Unfinished Registered User regular
    BOOBIES, SIG

    BOOBIES

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    Hahnsoo1Hahnsoo1 Make Ready. We Hunt.Registered User regular
    Its A wonderful Life
    So It Goes wrote: »
    wrong coloration for tits too

    JESUS GET IT TOGETHER
    Not on Tumblr! Tits can be pretty much any color if you look hard enough for the fanart.

    Steven. Universe. Smut.

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    So It GoesSo It Goes We keep moving...Registered User regular
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    BeNarwhal wrote: »
    BOOBIES, SIG

    BOOBIES

    Okay that's a sea bird and way bigger than those illustrations

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    Havelock2.0Havelock2.0 Sufficiently Chill The Chill ZoneRegistered User regular
    Christmas Vacation (the Joke option)
    Taunt lines included

    "Boy, they'll let anyone join the Boros Legion these days" and "Aren't you a little short for a prison guard?"

    You go in the cage, cage goes in the water, you go in the water. Shark's in the water, our shark.
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    DemonStaceyDemonStacey TTODewback's Daughter In love with the TaySwayRegistered User regular
    ProzD is a treasure.

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    KadokenKadoken Giving Ends to my Friends and it Feels Stupendous Registered User regular
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    There’s one where it was flagged for a picture of a guy opening a door for someone else into a totally innocuous room with no risque context whatsoever.

    Meaning the robot was able to fathom entrance

    and read it as penetration.

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    TTODewbackTTODewback Puts the drawl in ya'll I think I'm in HellRegistered User regular
    Die Hard
    BeNarwhal wrote: »
    BOOBIES, SIG

    BOOBIES

    are they blue footed
    do they honk
    honk honk
    *waggle waggle*

    Bless your heart.
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    So It GoesSo It Goes We keep moving...Registered User regular
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    Kadoken wrote: »
    There’s one where it was flagged for a picture of a guy opening a door for someone else into a totally innocuous room with no risque context whatsoever.

    Meaning the robot was able to fathom entrance

    and read it as penetration.

    THERE COULD BE A DICK IN THAT ROOM

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    wanderingwandering Russia state-affiliated media Registered User regular
    Its A wonderful Life
    for the movie Vice I wonder if they went back and forth between calling it Vice and calling it Dick

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    WinkyWinky rRegistered User regular
    First DnD game as a PC in years

    Rolled up a Rogue scout (Guildless urban bounty hunter human) for a Ravnica campaign. Hunts Gruul Slizt clan members in the Rubble Belts for the Boros and Azorius.

    So we get wrongly accused of murder and locked in prison. I'm stuck in the cell with an old contact (PC Vedalken Azorius Paladin) and his uh, charity project (PC Gruul Centaur Barbarian), so I'm basically stuck with a social worker and their heavily manacled charge.

    After some conversation I call over the lizardfolk guard, taunt them, grapple them through the bars when they try to lash me with their barbed tail and then repeatedly slam their head into the cell door until they're unconscious.

    I use the tail bone spur to pick the lock

    DMing is great fun but I missed being a PC

    I would fucking love to do a Ravnica campaign

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    matt has a problemmatt has a problem Points to 'off' Points to 'on'Registered User regular
    So It Goes wrote: »
    Kadoken wrote: »
    There’s one where it was flagged for a picture of a guy opening a door for someone else into a totally innocuous room with no risque context whatsoever.

    Meaning the robot was able to fathom entrance

    and read it as penetration.

    THERE COULD BE A DICK IN THAT ROOM

    Oh no my tumblr shrine to Nixon!

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    emnmnmeemnmnme Registered User regular
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    My favorite bird is the red-breasted boobie tit.

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    SniperGuySniperGuy SniperGuyGaming Registered User regular
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    Kadoken wrote: »
    There’s one where it was flagged for a picture of a guy opening a door for someone else into a totally innocuous room with no risque context whatsoever.

    Meaning the robot was able to fathom entrance

    and read it as penetration.

    I would think it detected some sort of shape in the figures, rather than categorized it via entrance and then banned it

    Unless tumblr has banned all doors

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    DemonStaceyDemonStacey TTODewback's Daughter In love with the TaySwayRegistered User regular
    I hope tumblr gets flooded with macro shots of nipples and everyone can just start arguing what "gender-presenting nipple" each one is.

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    Hahnsoo1Hahnsoo1 Make Ready. We Hunt.Registered User regular
    Its A wonderful Life
    So It Goes wrote: »
    Kadoken wrote: »
    There’s one where it was flagged for a picture of a guy opening a door for someone else into a totally innocuous room with no risque context whatsoever.

    Meaning the robot was able to fathom entrance

    and read it as penetration.

    THERE COULD BE A DICK IN THAT ROOM
    What we see: An innocuous room.
    What Tumblr algorithm sees (NSFW pics in the link):
    https://www.theverge.com/2016/10/24/13379208/ai-nsfw-neural-nets-deep-dream-genitals

    Genitals EVERYWHERE.

    8i1dt37buh2m.png
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    So It GoesSo It Goes We keep moving...Registered User regular
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    japan wrote: »

    okay so

    what did the ref do about that haha

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    VariableVariable Mouth Congress Stroke Me Lady FameRegistered User regular
    I really appreciate the phrase "sounds legit"

    BNet-Vari#1998 | Switch-SW 6960 6688 8388 | Steam | Twitch
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    ThomamelasThomamelas Only one man can kill this many Russians. Bring his guitar to me! Registered User regular
    Its A wonderful Life
    Coinage wrote: »
    They're still working out the kinks

    By which I mean the Tumblr staff has extremely broad fetishes

    The last time they tried something along these lines, they decided that anything tagged lesbians could only be porn. That there was no other use of that tag. Tumblr might be the only company that can make Twitter's moderation department look skilled and competent.

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    SniperGuySniperGuy SniperGuyGaming Registered User regular
    Die Hard
    So It Goes wrote: »
    japan wrote: »

    okay so

    what did the ref do about that haha

    Nothing in the rules that says a dog can't play soccer

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    BeNarwhalBeNarwhal The Work Left Unfinished Registered User regular
    So It Goes wrote: »
    japan wrote: »

    okay so

    what did the ref do about that haha

    Out on the keeper, corner given

    Deliver the call with a straight face :P

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    RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    Fuck Origin and fuck Origin customer support forever.

    Never heard of that Christmas Movie

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    FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    Hahnsoo1 wrote: »
    So It Goes wrote: »
    Kadoken wrote: »
    There’s one where it was flagged for a picture of a guy opening a door for someone else into a totally innocuous room with no risque context whatsoever.

    Meaning the robot was able to fathom entrance

    and read it as penetration.

    THERE COULD BE A DICK IN THAT ROOM
    What we see: An innocuous room.
    What Tumblr algorithm sees (NSFW pics in the link):
    https://www.theverge.com/2016/10/24/13379208/ai-nsfw-neural-nets-deep-dream-genitals

    Genitals EVERYWHERE.

    THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT I WANTED TO DO WITH DEEP DREAM

    THIS MAKES ME SO HAPPY

    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
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    QanamilQanamil x Registered User regular
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    good job team

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    BeNarwhalBeNarwhal The Work Left Unfinished Registered User regular



    Newgrounds has waited for this moment. Like a Phoenix, [chat].

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    TTODewbackTTODewback Puts the drawl in ya'll I think I'm in HellRegistered User regular
    Die Hard
    So It Goes wrote: »
    Kadoken wrote: »
    There’s one where it was flagged for a picture of a guy opening a door for someone else into a totally innocuous room with no risque context whatsoever.

    Meaning the robot was able to fathom entrance

    and read it as penetration.

    THERE COULD BE A DICK IN THAT ROOM

    all rooms a dick
    from the guy who brought you every frame a painting

    Bless your heart.
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    ArchArch Neat-o, mosquito! Registered User regular
    Umm Actually Christmas is a capitalist expansion of Christian Dogma
    the movie votes are almost normally distributed

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    ArchArch Neat-o, mosquito! Registered User regular
    Umm Actually Christmas is a capitalist expansion of Christian Dogma
    merry christmas

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    Duke 2.0Duke 2.0 Time Trash Cat Registered User regular
    Boomer parents and their grandchildren bonding over their fake IDs, except the boomers got them to buy beer and their grandkids did it to not give their actual personal information to every corporation

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    Havelock2.0Havelock2.0 Sufficiently Chill The Chill ZoneRegistered User regular
    Christmas Vacation (the Joke option)
    Winky wrote: »
    First DnD game as a PC in years

    Rolled up a Rogue scout (Guildless urban bounty hunter human) for a Ravnica campaign. Hunts Gruul Slizt clan members in the Rubble Belts for the Boros and Azorius.

    So we get wrongly accused of murder and locked in prison. I'm stuck in the cell with an old contact (PC Vedalken Azorius Paladin) and his uh, charity project (PC Gruul Centaur Barbarian), so I'm basically stuck with a social worker and their heavily manacled charge.

    After some conversation I call over the lizardfolk guard, taunt them, grapple them through the bars when they try to lash me with their barbed tail and then repeatedly slam their head into the cell door until they're unconscious.

    I use the tail bone spur to pick the lock

    DMing is great fun but I missed being a PC

    I would fucking love to do a Ravnica campaign

    Yeah I never cared for Magic and I wasn't super on board until I read through the Guildmaster's Guide to Ravnica at the FLGS. Bought it on the spot.

    You go in the cage, cage goes in the water, you go in the water. Shark's in the water, our shark.
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