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    Fuzzy Cumulonimbus CloudFuzzy Cumulonimbus Cloud Registered User regular
    Kamiro wrote: »
    FCC, have you made it to a christmas market this year yet?
    oh yeah like three times already heheh

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    Havelock2.0Havelock2.0 Sufficiently Chill The Chill ZoneRegistered User regular
    Christmas Vacation (the Joke option)
    cB557 wrote: »
    Why is Christmas Vacation the joke option tho
    I want him brought from his happy holiday slumber over there on Melody Lane with all the other rich people and I want him brought right here, with a big ribbon on his head, and I want to look him straight in the eye and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey shit he is! Hallelujah! Holy shit!
    Because it's bad.

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    I've seen things you people wouldn't believe
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    cB557cB557 voOOP Registered User regular
    cB557 wrote: »
    Why is Christmas Vacation the joke option tho
    I want him brought from his happy holiday slumber over there on Melody Lane with all the other rich people and I want him brought right here, with a big ribbon on his head, and I want to look him straight in the eye and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey shit he is! Hallelujah! Holy shit!
    Because it's bad.

    You're bad.
    Of course, it's chat, there's not a single good thing in here.

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    wanderingwandering Russia state-affiliated media Registered User regular
    Its A wonderful Life
    Give me a new fixed-camera tank-control horror game with no bad guys, just a giant creepy mansion to explore.

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    Havelock2.0Havelock2.0 Sufficiently Chill The Chill ZoneRegistered User regular
    Christmas Vacation (the Joke option)
    fuckin, mods

    I've seen things you people wouldn't believe
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    ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User regular
    Christmas Vacation (the Joke option)
    cB557 wrote: »
    Why is Christmas Vacation the joke option tho
    I want him brought from his happy holiday slumber over there on Melody Lane with all the other rich people and I want him brought right here, with a big ribbon on his head, and I want to look him straight in the eye and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey shit he is! Hallelujah! Holy shit!
    Because it's bad.

    wtf

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
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    Fuzzy Cumulonimbus CloudFuzzy Cumulonimbus Cloud Registered User regular
    Kamiro wrote: »
    We went to one in Baltimore and it was... not very exciting. But got to drink some gluhwein and then some German beer. They also had some people doing some German dances. Luckily they had a giant tent where most of the stalls were because it was raining and cold.
    We live right next to the big one in town. There's ice skating, christmas trees, 30-40 stalls with goods and foods. It is the best.

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    bowenbowen How you doin'? Registered User regular
    Die Hard
    Chanus wrote: »
    cB557 wrote: »
    Why is Christmas Vacation the joke option tho
    I want him brought from his happy holiday slumber over there on Melody Lane with all the other rich people and I want him brought right here, with a big ribbon on his head, and I want to look him straight in the eye and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey shit he is! Hallelujah! Holy shit!
    Because it's bad.

    wtf

    kids these days mirite

    not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
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    Evil MultifariousEvil Multifarious Registered User regular
    Nightmare Before Christmas
    So in Battle Brothers I just ran into some geists for the first time

    I don't think my guys are brave enough to withstand 6 shrieking ghosts. I had to leave before I fought the battle but I am not looking forward to getting tanked by these jerks.

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    SniperGuySniperGuy SniperGuyGaming Registered User regular
    Die Hard
    I think I'm in the "Red Dead 2 has a great story but dreadful gameplay" camp.

    Like, the gameplay is fine. Everything being so deliberate is kind of neat, but there's so many things that don't need to be so deliberate as to make the game boring. Why can't my horse autopilot down the path to the next objective?
    There's even a mission where you have to do that so I know they COULD do that!

    The actual gameplay of the missions is pretty much all the same "go here via long ass horse ride, shoot folks, run away shooting folks from your horse"

    The story is tremendous and I have enjoyed the characters quite a bit. Actually playing the game, less so.

    Real pretty too.

    Oh, and sometimes it has hilarious physics issues. (Extremely minor spoiler for a side quest that exists but no details about it)

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    QanamilQanamil x Registered User regular
    Die Hard
    Columbia isn't the biggest city by any means, but it's absolutely ridiculous to have several trains basically parked across many primary routes at 1pm >:

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    WinkyWinky rRegistered User regular
    Winky wrote: »
    Winky wrote: »
    That's the thing, "disruption" is an ideology about rapid change with little preparation. That's the explicit motto, right--move fast and break stuff.

    I agree that institutions should be audited and constantly pushed to reform and improve, but that's a process that demands rigour, research, expertise, familiarity, cost/benefit analysis, etc. It's a lengthy, neverending process, and trying to shortcut it has nasty long-term consequences

    The problem is that institutions necessarily have to exist in an environment where they're competing with these forces of rapid change regardless. I think a major issue with our existing apparatus for putting our foot on the breaks is that it just can't keep up the pace and it's failing us for this reason. The pace has changed, we need people with more knowledge of these fields regulating faster.

    I think there's something to be said for the need for more drastic interventions. Sometimes institutions hit dead ends and need to be ripped up and re-planted. Revolutions can become necessary, particularly when we're stuck in these configurations where what ought to be a normalizing process is shredding us in half. Acknowledging that there is significant cost involved in this is vital, but iterating isn't always an option.

    do you have an example where iterating isn't an option

    i agree it's not an option for like NYC and Boston cabbies, but Uber is also very very bad

    it seems like you're excited about technology and so want to accelerate things and are thus tempted to decide things are failing us when in fact it just kind of always sucks you can't improve results by going faster

    I mean, our data and security regulations are completely non-existent, net neutrality is dead, no one is lifting a finger against the massive tech trusts, our entire democracy was blind-sided by the advent of internet disinformation, social media platforms are completely unregulated, massive amounts of money has been stolen in cryptocurrency scams and we are being completely and utterly raided by corrupt oligarchs. Meanwhile companies like uber are manipulating existing laws to do things to contractors that were never imagined by the people who wrote them. Our government has no idea what the fuck is coming for it when machine learning reaches the next level of development and the human rights abuses that will inevitably lead to, and the people who realize this is all going on are completely powerless to do anything about it. Our institutions are being absolutely trampled.

    I'm not excited about technology, I am horrified of it, and how completely under-prepared our institutions are to defend us from it.

    All of this sounds to me to be trivially fixable with iteration. How disruptive an answer needs to be is kind of unrelated to how bad things get if we just ignore the question forever

    If this were trivial to fix it would’ve been done already.

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    Evil MultifariousEvil Multifarious Registered User regular
    Nightmare Before Christmas
    Kamiro wrote: »
    Ooooh, I should try a new game of battle brothers. It's been a while.

    Veteran difficulty seems better balanced. They also decoupled economy difficulty from combat difficulty, which is wonderful

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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    The Ice Harvest
    Jacobkosh wrote: »
    Preacher wrote: »
    I do like how RDR Online has gendered insults from bandits. I've had people call pippy murderstockings a bitch, but the most offensive thing was they were going to shoot me in the bosom. Really? REALLY IN THE TITS? YOU FUCKING MONSTERS!

    what the fuck

    hanging's too good for those people

    Honestly that one was more funny, the Lobos mention necrophilia a little too honestly in a way that scares me.

    My favorite are the Ol Driscrols who are really sincere in not only do you know its them but like one time they wanted me to spell their name out? It was rather weird for an ambush.

    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    pleasepaypreacher.net
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    jungleroomxjungleroomx It's never too many graves, it's always not enough shovels Registered User regular
    Christmas Vacation (the Joke option)
    cB557 wrote: »
    cB557 wrote: »
    Why is Christmas Vacation the joke option tho
    I want him brought from his happy holiday slumber over there on Melody Lane with all the other rich people and I want him brought right here, with a big ribbon on his head, and I want to look him straight in the eye and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey shit he is! Hallelujah! Holy shit!
    Because it's bad.

    You're bad.
    Of course, it's chat, there's not a single good thing in here.

    Fried chicken.

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    CouscousCouscous Registered User regular
    edited December 2018
    SniperGuy wrote: »
    I think I'm in the "Red Dead 2 has a great story but dreadful gameplay" camp.

    Like, the gameplay is fine. Everything being so deliberate is kind of neat, but there's so many things that don't need to be so deliberate as to make the game boring. Why can't my horse autopilot down the path to the next objective?
    There's even a mission where you have to do that so I know they COULD do that!

    The actual gameplay of the missions is pretty much all the same "go here via long ass horse ride, shoot folks, run away shooting folks from your horse"
    I think this is way too reductionist of gameplay given how much you can say similar things about a lot of other games you probably enjoy for the gameplay, but at the same time I grok it because I felt the exact same way about GTA after a while.

    Rockstar often has done a bad job at hiding the repetitive structure of a lot of their missions. They are still doing that thing where you are unable to hit a person or catch up to a person no matter what until you get to the point in the mission where they want you to, and this just makes the rigged and absurdly structured nature of such missions more obvious instead of hiding it.

    Video game developers spend a ton of effort making everything rigged while making it seem pretty natural and like you are in control. Rockstar just feels kind of bad at it.

    Couscous on
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    SleepSleep Registered User regular
    Die Hard
    Kamiro wrote: »
    We went to one in Baltimore and it was... not very exciting. But got to drink some gluhwein and then some German beer. They also had some people doing some German dances. Luckily they had a giant tent where most of the stalls were because it was raining and cold.
    We live right next to the big one in town. There's ice skating, christmas trees, 30-40 stalls with goods and foods. It is the best.

    German Christmas markets are quite a thing to behold. I wish we could have em here but a bunch of hot wine in glass mugs is just totally impossible.

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    QanamilQanamil x Registered User regular
    Die Hard
    I'm willing to say RDR2 has bad gameplay. But it all fits so well into the slow burn that it's tolerable.

    Also Artifact seems like a terrible game to stream.

    Also Getting Over It is a great game.

    Also, Obra Din is probs game of the year @ me

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    So It GoesSo It Goes We keep moving...Registered User regular
    Die Hard
    Consumed is pretty good. It is a lot more therapy based than look at what this hoarder hoarders and they see to do a good job integrating the whole family into the process.

    Wait where can I find this

    I love this kind of show

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    JacobkoshJacobkosh Gamble a stamp. I can show you how to be a real man!Moderator mod
    Christmas Vacation is a wonderful movie that I empathize with more every year.

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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    The Ice Harvest
    I like the gameplay in RDR 2. The weapons really feel "realistic" in a way you don't normally find in a shooty game. I do laugh that your character practices safe gun practices and will not always keep a round in the chamber or the hammer down when you're riding (I tend to roll with the bolt action, and no matter what anytime I go to ready it I have to load a round, which got me killed by a grizzly once).

    I also think people are way too reductionist on how missions play out. Like I've recently played AC Odyssey and despite that game giving you more "freedom" to do a mission 99% the missions all seemed to shake out the same way.

    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    pleasepaypreacher.net
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    jungleroomxjungleroomx It's never too many graves, it's always not enough shovels Registered User regular
    Christmas Vacation (the Joke option)
    Sleep wrote: »
    Kamiro wrote: »
    We went to one in Baltimore and it was... not very exciting. But got to drink some gluhwein and then some German beer. They also had some people doing some German dances. Luckily they had a giant tent where most of the stalls were because it was raining and cold.
    We live right next to the big one in town. There's ice skating, christmas trees, 30-40 stalls with goods and foods. It is the best.

    German Christmas markets are quite a thing to behold. I wish we could have em here but a bunch of hot wine in glass mugs is just totally impossible.

    I love the christkindlmarket stuff.

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    Casual EddyCasual Eddy The Astral PlaneRegistered User regular
    https://store.theonion.com/collections/clickhole-for-babies/products/clickholes-illiterate-onesie

    Click hole has some great onesies if you need a dickish gift for the new parent in your life

    There’s one that just says DO NOT KIDNAP lol

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    Evil MultifariousEvil Multifarious Registered User regular
    Nightmare Before Christmas
    I've already learned a lot in this playthrough and I expect to get wiped pretty soon by either these ghosts or something worse. When I restart I'll buy the DLC because it adds a ton.

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    So It GoesSo It Goes We keep moving...Registered User regular
    Die Hard
    fuckin, mods

    *EAAANT* Sorry Hans, wrong guess.

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    CasualCasual Wiggle Wiggle Wiggle Flap Flap Flap Registered User regular
    how much more mutilation can chanus's avatar take??

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    Shazkar ShadowstormShazkar Shadowstorm Registered User regular
    do i give this nice board game or these butt plugs as my offering in this friend arranged white elephant party

    such decisions

    poo
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    OrphaneOrphane rivers of red that run to seaRegistered User regular
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    ElldrenElldren Is a woman dammit ceterum censeoRegistered User regular
    Kamiro wrote: »
    Ooooh, I should try a new game of battle brothers. It's been a while.

    Veteran difficulty seems better balanced. They also decoupled economy difficulty from combat difficulty, which is wonderful

    I’m so very disappointed that it is not battle sisters

    fuck gendered marketing
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    ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User regular
    Christmas Vacation (the Joke option)
    https://store.theonion.com/collections/clickhole-for-babies/products/clickholes-illiterate-onesie

    Click hole has some great onesies if you need a dickish gift for the new parent in your life

    There’s one that just says DO NOT KIDNAP lol

    well i wasn't really sure what to get for my sister's 7mo twins but now problem solved

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
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    CouscousCouscous Registered User regular
    do i give this nice board game or these butt plugs as my offering in this friend arranged white elephant party

    such decisions

    There isn't a board game that uses butt plugs you can get them?

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    QanamilQanamil x Registered User regular
    Die Hard
    Preacher wrote: »
    I like the gameplay in RDR 2. The weapons really feel "realistic" in a way you don't normally find in a shooty game. I do laugh that your character practices safe gun practices and will not always keep a round in the chamber or the hammer down when you're riding (I tend to roll with the bolt action, and no matter what anytime I go to ready it I have to load a round, which got me killed by a grizzly once).

    I also think people are way too reductionist on how missions play out. Like I've recently played AC Odyssey and despite that game giving you more "freedom" to do a mission 99% the missions all seemed to shake out the same way.

    I think the weapons are good. The missions are fine (but I'm only in chapter 2 because I don't want to miss a thing (cause I miss you babe)). I'm gonna 100% the game.

    It's just super fucking janky. I don't even have many horse-related disasters. The basic walking gets me in trouble more often than not. I haven't accidentally shot a storekeeper yet. But every time I say howdy my horse spins like a top because the person is going by. Escort quest? Sorry, that person is gonna get run over by a completely unrelated wagon.

    I like how it ends up creating dynamic events, both for good and bad, but it's so damn janky.

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    Hahnsoo1Hahnsoo1 Make Ready. We Hunt.Registered User regular
    Its A wonderful Life
    So It Goes wrote: »
    fuckin, mods

    *EAAANT* Sorry Hans, wrong guess.

    Eh?

    Oh, it's a Die Hard thing.

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    QanamilQanamil x Registered User regular
    Die Hard
    I need to get a bad xmas sweater.

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    So It GoesSo It Goes We keep moving...Registered User regular
    Die Hard
    Hahnsoo1 wrote: »
    So It Goes wrote: »
    fuckin, mods

    *EAAANT* Sorry Hans, wrong guess.

    Eh?

    Oh, it's a Die Hard thing.

    Welcome to the party, pal!

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    VanguardVanguard But now the dream is over. And the insect is awake.Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    Umm Actually Christmas is a capitalist expansion of Christian Dogma
    If GW ever reprints plastic sisters

    DAY

    1

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    SniperGuySniperGuy SniperGuyGaming Registered User regular
    Die Hard
    I like the guns in Red Dead I just wish there was more variety in the mission. They dress them up in different ways but it always felt like it was boiling down to shooting dudes in different areas. And while there are several different guns, I pretty much used the Schofield Revolver and a repeater rifle the entire time and didn't have any problems. Aim, lock on, swivel up, headshot, repeat.

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    jungleroomxjungleroomx It's never too many graves, it's always not enough shovels Registered User regular
    Christmas Vacation (the Joke option)
    So It Goes wrote: »
    Hahnsoo1 wrote: »
    So It Goes wrote: »
    fuckin, mods

    *EAAANT* Sorry Hans, wrong guess.

    Eh?

    Oh, it's a Die Hard thing.

    Welcome to the party, pal!

    No fucking shit, lady! Do I sound like I'm ordering a pizza?

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    QanamilQanamil x Registered User regular
    Die Hard
    Qanamil wrote: »
    I need to get a bad xmas sweater.

    Okay, done
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    VanguardVanguard But now the dream is over. And the insect is awake.Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    edited December 2018
    Umm Actually Christmas is a capitalist expansion of Christian Dogma
    That’s a good one

    Vanguard on
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