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It's Mothers Day! Call now, mothers are standing by.

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  • naporeonnaporeon Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited May 2007
    I'm meeting up with my mom and sister, and catching the M's game at Safeco, today.

    When I was growing up, we used to do this every year they had a home game. We haven't done it for seven or eight years, though...I'm actually kind of excited for it.

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    bogey been in here yet?

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  • TrexyTrexy Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    I went to church this morning with my parents.
    THIS IS MY PRESENT TO THEM.

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  • ZonkytonkmanZonkytonkman Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    we should each go and sex up each others moms.

    you know, do something nice for them.

    Hey mom happy mothers day I got you a pony haha no not that kind of pony

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  • BedlamBedlam Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    BYToady wrote: »
    Bedlam wrote: »
    SA wrote: »
    FortyTwo wrote: »
    Man, Im still a little hungover from last night. Is it bad I'm hungover on Mother's Day?

    Go get drunk with your Mother.
    If things go well for you then you'll have a little brotherson.
    That dosent rhyme.

    You be wack toady. :(

    Bedlam on
  • BYToadyBYToady Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Bedlam wrote: »
    BYToady wrote: »
    Bedlam wrote: »
    SA wrote: »
    FortyTwo wrote: »
    Man, Im still a little hungover from last night. Is it bad I'm hungover on Mother's Day?

    Go get drunk with your Mother.
    If things go well for you then you'll have a little brotherson.
    That dosent rhyme.

    You be wack toady.

    Wiggity wack?

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  • BedlamBedlam Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    BYToady wrote: »
    Bedlam wrote: »
    BYToady wrote: »
    Bedlam wrote: »
    SA wrote: »
    FortyTwo wrote: »
    Man, Im still a little hungover from last night. Is it bad I'm hungover on Mother's Day?

    Go get drunk with your Mother.
    If things go well for you then you'll have a little brotherson.
    That dosent rhyme.

    You be wack toady.

    Wiggity wack?
    TO THE XTRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAME!

    Bedlam on
  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    also my old mans like "Hey, boy, go to CVS and get your mother some flowers for me while we're at church."

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  • DranoDrano __BANNED USERS regular
    edited May 2007
    my moms a jehovahs witness, i dont have to buy her shit

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  • BYToadyBYToady Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Drano wrote: »
    my moms a jehovahs witness, i dont have to buy her shit

    Haha, your family too?

    Stupid religion, banning anything fun.

    What's that mom, if I'm ever horribly injured you'll let me die instead of getting a blood transfusion? Yeah, fuck you too.

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    BYToady wrote: »
    Drano wrote: »
    my moms a jehovahs witness, i dont have to buy her shit

    Haha, your family too?

    Stupid religion, banning anything fun.

    What's that mom, if I'm ever horribly injured you'll let me die instead of getting a blood transfusion? Yeah, fuck you too.

    living will

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  • DranoDrano __BANNED USERS regular
    edited May 2007
    once they decided christmas is a pagan practice and should be banned they were just like fuck it and banned everything.
    you ever sit and listen to why birthdays are banned? they could have easily gone either way with it.

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  • BYToadyBYToady Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    BYToady wrote: »
    Drano wrote: »
    my moms a jehovahs witness, i dont have to buy her shit

    Haha, your family too?

    Stupid religion, banning anything fun.

    What's that mom, if I'm ever horribly injured you'll let me die instead of getting a blood transfusion? Yeah, fuck you too.

    living will

    See, according to the JWs, if you get a blood transfusion or transplants of any kind, you've desecrated the temple of your body and will go to hell.

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  • DJ EebsDJ Eebs Moderator, Administrator admin
    edited May 2007
    I gave my mom Big Jake and Sleepless in Seattle on DVD.

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  • omgboomlolomgboomlol __BANNED USERS regular
    edited May 2007
    I called my mom and she says I don't call often enough so I should get a new phone to call her more.

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  • Wrench N RocketsWrench N Rockets Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Drano wrote: »
    once they decided christmas is a pagan practice and should be banned they were just like fuck it and banned everything.
    you ever sit and listen to why birthdays are banned? they could have easily gone either way with it.

    Who bans birthdays? What's next, not keeping track of how old you are?

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  • omgboomlolomgboomlol __BANNED USERS regular
    edited May 2007
    Wrench N Rockets wrote: »
    Drano wrote: »
    once they decided christmas is a pagan practice and should be banned they were just like fuck it and banned everything.
    you ever sit and listen to why birthdays are banned? they could have easily gone either way with it.

    Who bans birthdays? What's next, not keeping track of how old you are?

    There may be a lot of people out there that would be fine with that.

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  • Wrench N RocketsWrench N Rockets Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    grass on the field, play ball ect.

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  • WillyFourEyesWillyFourEyes Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    My mom likes to make scrapbooks, and teach the kids at her school how to do the same, so I bought a big one for her today. I initially wanted to treat her to dinner, but she thought the scrapbook idea was better.

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  • GodLovesYou69GodLovesYou69 Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    I got my mum a big thing of flowers and a shotgun.

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  • Si SenorSi Senor Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    mother's day was in february, you are all terrible sons and daughters for not remembering

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  • QuetziQuetzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User, Moderator mod
    edited May 2007
    I threw something together with needlefelt this morning then went to go meet my mom for breakfast around noon. We're going for a run in like half an hour too, and then we're going some place for dinner. Pretty standard I guess.

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  • AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    i brought my mom the donuts and helped her set up a flickr account and went out and bought her some packs of cigarettes

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  • klokklok Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    i punched her in the face

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  • AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    also i told her that she would only quit smoking when she was in the grave

    "yeah, probably"

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  • NewtronNewtron Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    We're taking my aunt out to dinner, and I have to call my other aunt and grandmother.

    This holiday is TEDIOUS (mch lyke mtherhood, amirite?)

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  • QuetziQuetzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User, Moderator mod
    edited May 2007
    Hey I never got an answer to my question. Mother's, Mothers' or Mothers?

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  • PotUPotU __BANNED USERS regular
    edited May 2007
    I hate my mother, so whatever.

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  • AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    it's Mother's Day according to wikipedia Quetzi

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  • Charles KinboteCharles Kinbote Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Sí Señor wrote: »
    mother's day was in february, you are all terrible sons and daughters for not remembering

    "when we arrive, sons and daughters..."

    My mom lives in CO, whereas I am pretty definitely in NM. I sent her a card and talked to her on the phone. Shoulda sent flowers, I guess. Like to keep low standards.

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  • PotUPotU __BANNED USERS regular
    edited May 2007
    Seriously, I wish she would die.

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  • AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    a bloo bloo bloo

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  • QuetziQuetzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User, Moderator mod
    edited May 2007
    PotU wrote: »
    Seriously, I wish she would die.

    Nothing ever got done by sitting around and complaining. Take action!

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  • BusterKBusterK Negativity is Boring Cynicism is Cowardice Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    I feel kind of bad I didn't go see my parents this weekend
    but my car is acting funny and I don't trust it
    A call will have to do and when I go home I'll probably bring her Dream Girls or some such

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  • BarcardiBarcardi All the Wizards Under A Rock: AfganistanRegistered User regular
    edited May 2007
    so this was a strange moms day. I go home, take my mom to breakfast and church, she gets sick right after church from breakfast, the closest bathroom is at the beach as i was driving her home. i chill at the beach for a minute when i notice that my academic advisor for my school is in the car next to me and i find out right there that she is married to the dean of my school.

    then i am driving my mom home and she asks if i could buy her a nintendo wii so that she can play tennis again without hurting her knee.

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  • TxdoHawkTxdoHawk Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Trexy wrote: »
    I went to church this morning with my parents.
    THIS IS MY PRESENT TO THEM.

    Considering how long the sermons last around here, that would be like a Mother's Day present, Christmas, two birthdays, and then St. Patrick's day as I get drunk to forget the hour and a half of my life I'll never get back.

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  • Brodo FagginsBrodo Faggins Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    So I ordered some flowers off a site for my mom, my aunt, and my old arthritic neighbor who calls us "you nice Orientals", since she gives me free drinks for getting her mail and stuff.

    Let me tell you, if there was ever a site that price gouged in order to take advantage of people buying shit off their site a week in advance, it's them.

    I'm so broke

    And I'm not going to post the website, as I wish to avoid giving them any possible advertisement.

    Fuckers

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  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited May 2007
    aw, the mothers day rugrats is on

    aw, chucky's mom is dead

    it's so sad

    why did you have to sell out, rugrats

    why

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  • Sky DemonSky Demon Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Faricazy wrote: »
    whats with the two holidays thing

    its like

    women's day

    and then

    mothers day

    pick one dammit

    Well, there's a Women's History Month nowadays. Apparantely having March 8 wasn't good enough for them so they appropriated the whole month.

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  • AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    i paid $31 for two dozen roses and a vase showing up to her house tomorrow

    which is a pretty good deal

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