Don Bluth's Porn Business

Indie Winter

So, obviously, Don Bluth draws porn. Not only that, but we can be sure our boy Bluth is into that nasty stuff: it only takes one viewing of Bartok the Magnificent to realize Donny's been doing it dirty on the down low in the animation studio. Question is, do you think Don Bluth is drawing porn on the web somewhere? Has Don Bluth got a Patreon under a pseudoname and he's pissed about the Tumblr porn ban? Or is he too old fashioned for that, he doesn't understand the internet, so he folds his hand drawn smut neatly into a crisp envelope and mails it to inquiring souls via the US postal service?

Platy

Don Blueth is only Horny through Traditional Means.

Dude's 81

Indie Winter

that's ageism

3cl1ps3

Don Blueth is only Horny through Traditional Means.

Don Bluth more like Don Blewaloadtocartoonsmut haha got him

see317

Platy wrote: »

Dude's 81

So, you're saying he's had literally decades of experience in the drawn porn game?

SimBen

Don Blueth is only Horny through Traditional Means.

Somebody who's not at work Google "Disney porn archive" and post that story about how Disney has a vault full of officially licensed porn for legal reasons.

crwth

i’m don bluth

Indie Winter

crwth wrote: »

i’m don bluth

show me your porn

3cl1ps3

Don Blueth is only Horny through Traditional Means.

crwth wrote: »

i’m don bluth

struth, crwth is don bluth

el_vicio

Don Blueth is only Horny through Traditional Means.

I'd subscribe to Bluth-drawn smut

as long as it's classy

3cl1ps3

Don Blueth is only Horny through Traditional Means.

i choose to believe your username is pronounced "crooth" to make that joke work. don't correct me.

SimBen

Don Blueth is only Horny through Traditional Means.

Arrested Development joke

crwth

Indie Winter wrote: »

crwth wrote: »

i’m don bluth

show me your porn

never

crwth

3clipse wrote: »

i choose to believe your username is pronounced "crooth" to make that joke work. don't correct me.

i can’t correct you because you are correct

Platy

Don Blueth is only Horny through Traditional Means.

I always thought it was pronounced Pyjamas the Dog

Grey Ghost

Wait I'm sorry what

Indie Winter

Grey Ghost wrote: »

Wait I'm sorry what

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ndskEXBRrc0

Doobh

Indie Winter wrote: »

Grey Ghost wrote: »

Wait I'm sorry what

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ndskEXBRrc0

I have concerns

I Zimbra

Don Blueth is only Horny through Traditional Means.

The government requires Don Bluth to stay off the internet because they know his powerful horniness would overwhelm our primitive communications infrastructure.

We're just not ready.

Atheraal

Don Blueth is Online and Horny

so you're saying, we can't handle the Bluth?

Drez

Isn’t this the guy that wrote and drew Space Ace?

If the OP is accurate, why has he never made a game called Space Ass?

I motion for this case to be dismissed.

Moriveth

Don Bluth more like... Dong... youth

Norgoth

Don Blueth is only Horny through Traditional Means.

Don Bluth draws all the craziest porn but he hides it at the end of dragons lair.

This one only semi a joke.

Peas

Don Blueth is only Horny through Traditional Means.

I assume all artist do some kind secret porn behind the scenes

Moriveth

Do the real kinky fetish artists secretly draw extremely vanilla shit

like okay I'm done drawing my multiple dogdick breast expansion triple penetration art for the day, now I'm gonna draw just a normal person chilling out and watching tv

BlankZoe

Peas wrote: »

I assume all artist do some kind secret porn behind the scenes

I will try and find the post but there is a Tweet or Tumblr post from an animator who had a friend who worked at Disney and apparently they have it in their contracts that every drawing done by their staff while working on a show is considered property of Disney (which, sadly, is not as uncommon as you would think) and artists tend to draw porn, both as a joke so Disney would own it and just because porn is fun. So Disney has a vast collection of professionally made porn they just have sitting in some vault somewhere.

I have no idea if it is true but it sounds plausible and is HILARIOUS

PiptheFair

Doobh wrote: »

Indie Winter wrote: »

Grey Ghost wrote: »

Wait I'm sorry what

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ndskEXBRrc0

I have concerns

about how turned on you are?

Rhesus Positive

Don Blueth is only Horny through Traditional Means.

Blankzilla wrote: »

Peas wrote: »

I assume all artist do some kind secret porn behind the scenes

I will try and find the post but there is a Tweet or Tumblr post from an animator who had a friend who worked at Disney and apparently they have it in their contracts that every drawing done by their staff while working on a show is considered property of Disney (which, sadly, is not as uncommon as you would think) and artists tend to draw porn, both as a joke so Disney would own it and just because porn is fun. So Disney has a vast collection of professionally made porn they just have sitting in some vault somewhere.

I have no idea if it is true but it sounds plausible and is HILARIOUS

Get Nick Cage on the horn

Time to make a National Treasure 3

Moriveth

Rhesus Positive wrote: »

Blankzilla wrote: »

Peas wrote: »

I assume all artist do some kind secret porn behind the scenes

I will try and find the post but there is a Tweet or Tumblr post from an animator who had a friend who worked at Disney and apparently they have it in their contracts that every drawing done by their staff while working on a show is considered property of Disney (which, sadly, is not as uncommon as you would think) and artists tend to draw porn, both as a joke so Disney would own it and just because porn is fun. So Disney has a vast collection of professionally made porn they just have sitting in some vault somewhere.

I have no idea if it is true but it sounds plausible and is HILARIOUS

Get Nick Cage on the horn

Time to make a National Treasure 3

I would volunteer for this heist.

Raijin Quickfoot

FUN FACT

If you search for "Don Bluth Porn" on Google this thread is the first result

I Zimbra

Don Blueth is only Horny through Traditional Means.

Raijin Quickfoot wrote: »

FUN FACT

If you search for "Don Bluth Porn" on Google this thread is the first result

WE MADE IT, MA!

Shorty

hi5

Drez

Rhesus Positive wrote: »

Blankzilla wrote: »

Peas wrote: »

I assume all artist do some kind secret porn behind the scenes

I will try and find the post but there is a Tweet or Tumblr post from an animator who had a friend who worked at Disney and apparently they have it in their contracts that every drawing done by their staff while working on a show is considered property of Disney (which, sadly, is not as uncommon as you would think) and artists tend to draw porn, both as a joke so Disney would own it and just because porn is fun. So Disney has a vast collection of professionally made porn they just have sitting in some vault somewhere.

I have no idea if it is true but it sounds plausible and is HILARIOUS

Get Nick Cage on the horn

Time to make a National Treasure 3

National Pleasure

Xehalus

so Don Blueth was galaxybowsette

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SimBen

Don Blueth is only Horny through Traditional Means.

Hi internet. As a Don Bluth porn expert,

Desert Leviathan

Don Blueth is only Horny through Traditional Means.

There was a guy my brother met through his work who he described as having porn as basically his full-time hobby, like how someone else might be into music or sports or games or whatever this guy was into porn. But he wasn't especially horny all the time, as far as anyone could tell, he just seemed to be curating his collection, getting excited when he'd find a rare item to add to it, normal nerd behavior. But for porn. Dude had basically zero awareness that any of this was unusual, and he'd invite people over for game night in his apartment without warning them that his living room was wall-to-wall framed Hustler covers. Or that he had a signed photo of a super close-up shot of his favorite pornstar's butthole hanging in his bathroom. Or that his guest bedroom was 50% full of longboxes of old magazines, and 50% full of canned food storage.

I imagine Don Bluth is similar to that, but manufacturing it instead of collecting it. Just an irrepressible smut engine. But he has assistants who are generously compensated by his business partners to quarantine him from human society. The actual exchange of products for cash is a black market that they run without his knowledge.

Bucketman

Don Blueth is only Horny through Traditional Means.

You know he does it alone in his studio far from modems and wifi

Moriveth

I remember reading a story years back about a dude with a huge porn collection, like, stacked up in the living room and stuff. He lived with his mom, who... didn't really mind it? Which always seemed like a weird part to me.

Like, I won't mind if my kids look at porn, I'd be a massive hypocrite if I did. But I really don't want to have my kids leave out their copy of Greasy Buttholes XVI. I don't need to see what you're getting off to.

Duke 2.0

Don Bluths animation is saccharine to a fault. Any porn outta that guy is going to be incredibly creepy. it’s like somebody trying to make porn in the art style of Caillou.

Moriveth

Duke 2.0 wrote: »

Don Bluths animation is saccharine to a fault. Any porn outta that guy is going to be incredibly creepy. it’s like somebody trying to make porn in the art style of Caillou.

Why would you put this thought out into the world where other people can see it???