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Mystery Pod

tynictynic PICNIC BADASSRegistered User, ClubPA regular
A mysterious pod has appeared in the hall outside my office

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It is supplied with one (1) 120V US style power point and an uncomfortable stool

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What should we use it for?

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    tynictynic PICNIC BADASS Registered User, ClubPA regular
    Current frontrunner: BBC-budget time machine.

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    rhylithrhylith Death Rabbits HoustonRegistered User regular
    Game show isolation booth

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    MadicanMadican No face Registered User regular
    Confession

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    RingoRingo He/Him a distinct lack of substanceRegistered User regular
    tynic wrote: »
    Current frontrunner: BBC-budget time machine.

    Cram as many historical figures as you can in that thing?

    Sterica wrote: »
    I know my last visit to my grandpa on his deathbed was to find out how the whole Nazi werewolf thing turned out.
    Edcrab's Exigency RPG
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    RingoRingo He/Him a distinct lack of substanceRegistered User regular
    Oh, how about use it as a Cat Cafe

    Sterica wrote: »
    I know my last visit to my grandpa on his deathbed was to find out how the whole Nazi werewolf thing turned out.
    Edcrab's Exigency RPG
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    Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Turlet

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    RingoRingo He/Him a distinct lack of substanceRegistered User regular
    Turlet

    I don't think you've thought this through

    There is clearly nothing in there that will hold Sangria

    Sterica wrote: »
    I know my last visit to my grandpa on his deathbed was to find out how the whole Nazi werewolf thing turned out.
    Edcrab's Exigency RPG
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    VeldrinVeldrin Sham bam bamina Registered User regular
    Gunpla display cabinet

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    ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    Print out a decal that says

    TELEPORTER POD 2

    and attach it.

    Smear the inside of the glass door with red goops and chunks.

    Tape a hastily scrawled note that says OUT OF ORDER on the door.

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    Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Wait... You can see @Tynic in the pic.

    This is a secret CAMWHORE thread!

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    tynictynic PICNIC BADASS Registered User, ClubPA regular
    ChicoBlue wrote: »
    Print out a decal that says

    TELEPORTER POD 2

    and attach it.

    Smear the inside of the glass door with red goops and chunks.

    Tape a hastily scrawled note that says OUT OF ORDER on the door.

    So far this is winning
    Wait... You can see @Tynic in the pic.

    This is a secret CAMWHORE thread!

    Every thread I make is a camwhore thread, there's no secret there

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    RingoRingo He/Him a distinct lack of substanceRegistered User regular
    ChicoBlue wrote: »
    Print out a decal that says

    TELEPORTER POD 2

    and attach it.

    Smear the inside of the glass door with red goops and chunks.

    Tape a hastily scrawled note that says OUT OF ORDER on the door.

    Keep the goop and the out of order sign on the door, but change the decal every so often

    Teleporter

    Cat Cafe

    Tanning Booth

    etc

    Sterica wrote: »
    I know my last visit to my grandpa on his deathbed was to find out how the whole Nazi werewolf thing turned out.
    Edcrab's Exigency RPG
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    Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    tynic wrote: »
    ChicoBlue wrote: »
    Print out a decal that says

    TELEPORTER POD 2

    and attach it.

    Smear the inside of the glass door with red goops and chunks.

    Tape a hastily scrawled note that says OUT OF ORDER on the door.

    So far this is winning
    Wait... You can see @Tynic in the pic.

    This is a secret CAMWHORE thread!

    Every thread I make is a camwhore thread, there's no secret there

    Share more pics then!

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    JedocJedoc In the scuppers with the staggers and jagsRegistered User regular
    ChicoBlue wrote: »
    Print out a decal that says

    TELEPORTER POD 2

    and attach it.

    Smear the inside of the glass door with red goops and chunks.

    Tape a hastily scrawled note that says OUT OF ORDER on the door.

    This is clearly the best and only possible answer.

    Geth, close the thread.

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    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    tynic wrote: »
    Current frontrunner: BBC-budget time machine.

    we talking porn-term bbc here, or the television company

    cause sure whatever yeah

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    VeldrinVeldrin Sham bam bamina Registered User regular
    What’s bbc in porn terms?

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    tynictynic PICNIC BADASS Registered User, ClubPA regular

    Share more pics then!

    Me after I tried to use it as a teleporter:

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    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    Veldrin wrote: »
    What’s bbc in porn terms?

    google it at work it'll be fine

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    milskimilski Poyo! Registered User regular
    Veldrin wrote: »
    What’s bbc in porn terms?

    Budget Banging Camcorder.

    I ate an engineer
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    milskimilski Poyo! Registered User regular
    Breast Bouncing Cinema

    I ate an engineer
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    MadicanMadican No face Registered User regular
    Put a big label on it that says "Property of the SCP Foundation" and "Warning: D-Class Personnel Only"

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    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    tell people it's for ligma, and when they ask what ligma is you can dunk on them

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    2 Marcus 2 Ravens2 Marcus 2 Ravens CanadaRegistered User regular
    Wait... You can see @Tynic in the pic.

    This is a secret CAMWHORE thread!

    But only ominous reflections or shadows.

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    HermanoHermano Registered User regular
    Veldrin wrote: »
    What’s bbc in porn terms?

    Budget Baking Competition


    PSN- AHermano
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    LasbrookLasbrook It takes a lot to make a stew When it comes to me and youRegistered User regular
    Anger Dome Cube

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    crwthcrwth THAT'S IT Registered User regular
    whos gonna be first to bone down in it

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    HacksawHacksaw J. Duggan Esq. Wrestler at LawRegistered User regular
    That's a fuck chamber that is

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    DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    Stick a shower head in there.

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    BahamutZEROBahamutZERO Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited February 2019
    Maybe it's a phone call privacy booth??? it can't be a smoking booth, it doesn't look like it's ventilated.

    Nap booth?

    BahamutZERO on
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    WassermeloneWassermelone Registered User regular
    ChicoBlue wrote: »
    Print out a decal that says

    TELEPORTER POD 2

    and attach it.

    Smear the inside of the glass door with red goops and chunks.

    Tape a hastily scrawled note that says OUT OF ORDER on the door.

    With a 'Days without incident:' sign with a negative number on it

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    PLAPLA The process.Registered User regular
    It looks cool.

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    2 Marcus 2 Ravens2 Marcus 2 Ravens CanadaRegistered User regular
    I bet you could make a pretty bad sci-fi flick with that. Looks nice and dystopian.

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    PlatyPlaty Registered User regular
    It is a chamber for the imperial examination

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    PLAPLA The process.Registered User regular
    Looks cozy and nice.

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    Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    tynic wrote: »

    Share more pics then!

    Me after I tried to use it as a teleporter:

    haxv5xiido94.jpeg

    Marry me?

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    BeastehBeasteh THAT WOULD NOT KILL DRACULARegistered User regular
    fill it with balloon animals

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    SleepSleep Registered User regular
    Naps and streaming tv shows

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    XaquinXaquin Right behind you!Registered User regular
    Set a speaker under the chair and set audio on a 15 minute loop containing 20 seconds of someone screaming "LET US OUT!" followed by 14 minutes and 40 seconds of silence

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    VeldrinVeldrin Sham bam bamina Registered User regular
    Fill it with amber and encase your greatest minds within it.

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    Librarian's ghostLibrarian's ghost Librarian, Ghostbuster, and TimSpork Registered User regular
    So joke answers aside, I think it is a sound proof study carrel.

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