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Girlfriend wants anal

ZeromusZeromus Registered User regular
edited May 2007 in Help / Advice Forum
So, I've been going out with this girl for a few months. She's 14, I'm 19, and things have been really good. Honestly, she's probably the best girlfriend I've ever had. We're quite sexually adventurous (oral on public transportation, and so forth), but even I wasn't prepared when she said teh butt secks word.

Personally, I'm not too into putting it up her asshole. She seems rather insistent, however.

What should I do? 8-)

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  • drinkinstoutdrinkinstout Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Zeromus wrote: »
    So, I've been going out with this girl for a few months. She's 14, I'm 19

    I'm... pretty sure that's illegal everywhere, no?

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  • SzechuanosaurusSzechuanosaurus Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited May 2007
    Zeromus wrote: »
    What should I do? 8-)

    Stop fucking 14 year olds?

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  • ElectricBoogalooElectricBoogaloo Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Dude, you don't ask questions. You just do it.

    Also questionable legality.

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  • KMFurDMKMFurDM Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited May 2007
    Is this even legal? I mean, man...a 14 year old? This has to be a joke.

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  • ZeromusZeromus Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    We love eachother and are home schooled.

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  • SzechuanosaurusSzechuanosaurus Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited May 2007
    KMFurDM wrote: »
    Is this even legal? I mean, man...a 14 year old? This has to be a joke.

    The mind boggles as to why he even admitted it. The advice could've been provided with that detail omitted. It's basically starting a thread asking for advice on how to be a pedophile.

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  • Bionic MonkeyBionic Monkey Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited May 2007
    Zeromus wrote: »
    We love eachother and are home schooled.

    Oh, well that makes it perfectly not illegal.

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  • ZeromusZeromus Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Listen.

    This is not good advice. :3

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  • SzechuanosaurusSzechuanosaurus Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited May 2007
    Szechuanosaurus wrote: »
    Zeromus wrote: »
    What should I do? 8-)

    Stop fucking 14 year olds?

    That is good advice though. I don't think we can really advise any more than that. What you're doing is against the law and asking for advice on it is against the rules.

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  • KMFurDMKMFurDM Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited May 2007
    14. 19. Anal sex. I'm having a hard time wrapping my head around this one. I hope she has an older brother that will beat your ass. I know I would if I found out my little sister was doing that at that age with a guy 5 years older. Maybe saying that gets me into trouble here but fuck it. Fuck yourself.

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  • ZeromusZeromus Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    People ask for advice about drugs all the time.

    What makes me ass sexing my 14-year-old girlfriend any different?

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  • ZombotZombot Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    If you're not too into anal then don't do it.
    If she really wants it, then talk to her about it.

    Whatever you guys do, be sure to use a condom and plenty of lube.

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  • GafotoGafoto Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    It's just you're asking us on how to best sodomize a minor which is rather illegal.

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  • drinkinstoutdrinkinstout Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Statitory rape is worse.

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  • DrZiplockDrZiplock Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Aside from the fact that your ass could get in SERIOUS trouble for being sexually involved with a 14 year old, Zombot has it right.

    Keep it wrapped and keep it lubed.

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  • ZombotZombot Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Oh yeah, whatever you do, don't call it "ass sexing" to her.
    I'm not sure the girl would like that.

    ...Let alone a 14 year old... D:

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  • ThanatosThanatos Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Zeromus wrote: »
    People ask for advice about drugs all the time.

    What makes me ass sexing my 14-year-old girlfriend any different?
    People ask for advice on how to pass drug tests. Passing drug tests isn't illegal. Fucking a 14-year-old in New York is, without a doubt illegal.

    Don't have sex with her.

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  • PheezerPheezer Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited May 2007
    Just so everyone knows, anal sex with a 14 year old is completely illegal pretty much anywhere that speaks English. Including Canada. The age of consent of 14 doesn't apply to sodomy, that's 18. You know, in addition to being gross.

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