I eat like questionable calorie/fat counts, but never questionable like food practices. I had a roommate who got salmonella in college and that scared me so bad.
I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.
Nothing from work saying to stay home tomorrow, though they did stay home before the weekend. I'm guessing I should check it in the morning before I try to leave.
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I keep trying to get salmonella but nothing so far.
it's like, how much dicier to I need my raw food handling to be?! do I need to straight up eat chicken sashimi because I'll do it I swear to god
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Food borne illness is not a diet plan
“I was quick when I came in here, I’m twice as quick now”
-Indiana Solo, runner of blades
Yeah but not just anyone can be a lantern, you gotta be real good at whatever emotion the ring is powered by, no?
right, it's a cat
life's a game that you're bound to lose / like using a hammer to pound in screws
fuck up once and you break your thumb / if you're happy at all then you're god damn dumb
that's right we're on a fucked up cruise / God is dead but at least we have booze
bad things happen, no one knows why / the sun burns out and everyone dies
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...that Grammy is going home in a Subaru Hatchback.
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OH MY GOD
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I wash my hands several times a day because what in the actual fuck
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I appreciate this understated, nonchalant wordplay
it's like, how much dicier to I need my raw food handling to be?! do I need to straight up eat chicken sashimi because I'll do it I swear to god
-Indiana Solo, runner of blades
Nobels are won by men like Donkey Kong
It is not fun to be spewing from both ends for days straight.
I didn't die, but also I didn't know it was chicken sashimi until after I ate some
this is also how I ate whale once
and in both instances I went "uh obviously, what you think I'd just shove food in my mouth without knowing what it was, psh"
I have a PhD, folks
- paprika pork schnitzel
- mushroom gravy
- pan-fried sauerkraut
- latkes
- apfelstreusel with cream
Uber 90s
V good movie
Yeah but not just anyone can be a lantern, you gotta be real good at whatever emotion the ring is powered by, no?
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I will die
right, it's a cat
fuck up once and you break your thumb / if you're happy at all then you're god damn dumb
that's right we're on a fucked up cruise / God is dead but at least we have booze
bad things happen, no one knows why / the sun burns out and everyone dies
so are all cats Red Lanterns or is that one cat real angry.
please tell me all cats are red lanterns.
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It is much improved over the original, imo.
"The only real politics I knew was that if a guy liked Hitler, I’d beat the stuffing out of him and that would be it." -- Jack Kirby
did he?
EDIT: Oh, okay, so he did. What a sad story.
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why do people do this
this seems interesting but good god that performance just ruins it
that's why people watch Larry's videos, i'm pretty sure. They like his style.
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:mad:
thats like 95% of it you get the idea.
I had this in a job interview once. Only it was a technical question and not a joke.
"The only real politics I knew was that if a guy liked Hitler, I’d beat the stuffing out of him and that would be it." -- Jack Kirby
Wait, like, they Kobayashi Maru-ed you?
Yeah, it's really easy to get all edgelordy with the Red Lanterns, but some of the stories can be really poignant when done right.