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    Moth 13Moth 13 Registered User regular


    good alt text

    i'm too lazy to transcribe it
    "My student once asked me what should be done about my body when I was inevitably torn apart by my enemies. My answer was simple: feed it to the dogs outside the walls of the city. She was horrified, of course, and protested loudly. 'Alright then,' I said, 'Give me a stick to beat the dogs so they won't bother me'. 'But master,' said my idiot student, 'You will be insensate.''Well if I'm insensate then why do you give a flying fuck what happens to my corpse?' I said, settling the matter."

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    shoeboxjeddyshoeboxjeddy Registered User regular
    Cambiata wrote: »
    In today's Mary Worth, Estelle still hasn't caught on.

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    How would you describe your passwords to your bank? List one as an example.

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    klemmingklemming Registered User regular
    Nobody remembers the singer. The song remains.
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    DisruptedCapitalistDisruptedCapitalist I swear! Registered User regular
    Cambiata wrote: »
    In today's Mary Worth, Estelle still hasn't caught on.

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    no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no nonononono!

    "Simple, real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time." -Mustrum Ridcully in Terry Pratchett's Hogfather p. 142 (HarperPrism 1996)
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    BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    Cambiata wrote: »
    In today's Mary Worth, Estelle still hasn't caught on.

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    no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no nonononono!

    honestly the thing that freaks me out the most is the giant text on biege background in the middle of the monitor

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    SporkAndrewSporkAndrew Registered User, ClubPA regular
    Brolo wrote: »
    Cambiata wrote: »
    In today's Mary Worth, Estelle still hasn't caught on.

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    no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no nonononono!

    honestly the thing that freaks me out the most is the giant text on biege background in the middle of the monitor

    Sometimes you just have to send your crush a PowerPoint presentation

    The one about the fucking space hairdresser and the cowboy. He's got a tinfoil pal and a pedal bin
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    BrainleechBrainleech 機知に富んだコメントはここにあります Registered User regular
    Brolo wrote: »
    Cambiata wrote: »
    In today's Mary Worth, Estelle still hasn't caught on.

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    no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no nonononono!

    honestly the thing that freaks me out the most is the giant text on biege background in the middle of the monitor

    Sometimes you just have to send your crush a PowerPoint presentation

    Is this the new build a nest and call to them while putting on a display for those that come?

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    OmnipotentBagelOmnipotentBagel floof Registered User regular
    edited March 2019
    Brolo wrote: »
    Cambiata wrote: »
    In today's Mary Worth, Estelle still hasn't caught on.

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    no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no nonononono!

    honestly the thing that freaks me out the most is the giant text on biege background in the middle of the monitor
    I would like to praise the SilverDaters user experience engineers who realized that an extra large font would be best for their targeted customer demographic.

    https://joshreads.com/2019/03/gods-irritating-tool/

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    cB557cB557 voOOP Registered User regular
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    JragghenJragghen Registered User regular
    I never cease to be amused at how into Mary Worth the webcomics thread on Penny Arcade forum is.

    We've all gotten old.

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    CambiataCambiata Commander Shepard The likes of which even GAWD has never seenRegistered User regular
    Jragghen wrote: »
    I never cease to be amused at how into Mary Worth the webcomics thread on Penny Arcade forum is.

    We've all gotten old.

    Laughing at Mary Worth's madness has been hip since the Aldo Kelrast saga.

    "If you divide the whole world into just enemies and friends, you'll end up destroying everything" --Nausicaa of the Valley of Wind
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    HeadCreepsHeadCreeps NOW IS THE TIME FOR DRINKING! Registered User regular
    klemming wrote: »
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    Gunnerkrigg Court

    See, if the Annies ever played any of Kat's videogames like A Video Game, they'd recognise an incoming boss fight when they saw it.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GJZeucmtURQ

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    RoyceSraphimRoyceSraphim Registered User regular
    Cambiata wrote: »
    In today's Mary Worth, Estelle still hasn't caught on.

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    *"sistas" at horror film screaming*

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    CambiataCambiata Commander Shepard The likes of which even GAWD has never seenRegistered User regular
    In today's soon to be NSFW Alfie, another Tolman woman traumatizes a goat.

    "If you divide the whole world into just enemies and friends, you'll end up destroying everything" --Nausicaa of the Valley of Wind
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    DisruptedCapitalistDisruptedCapitalist I swear! Registered User regular
    edited March 2019
    Soon we'll find out the goats' plan for world domination.

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    "Simple, real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time." -Mustrum Ridcully in Terry Pratchett's Hogfather p. 142 (HarperPrism 1996)
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    Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    klemming wrote: »

    I have issues with the map that marks the South East as being more snakes than ants.

    Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but dies in the process.
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    Mx. QuillMx. Quill I now prefer "Myr. Quill", actually... {They/Them}Registered User regular
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    AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    klemming wrote: »

    I have issues with the map that marks the South East as being more snakes than ants.

    It's what the people in the south east googled

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    Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    klemming wrote: »

    I have issues with the map that marks the South East as being more snakes than ants.

    It's what the people in the south east googled

    Ok that makes more sense.

    Cause "is this a coral snake or a rat snake" is a pretty common question.

    Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but dies in the process.
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    cB557cB557 voOOP Registered User regular
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    klemmingklemming Registered User regular
    Nobody remembers the singer. The song remains.
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    klemmingklemming Registered User regular
    Nobody remembers the singer. The song remains.
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    klemmingklemming Registered User regular
    Nobody remembers the singer. The song remains.
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    statlerstatler Registered User regular
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    CambiataCambiata Commander Shepard The likes of which even GAWD has never seenRegistered User regular
    Hey, I just noticed that the Abominable Charles Christopher has updated multiple times this year!

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    "If you divide the whole world into just enemies and friends, you'll end up destroying everything" --Nausicaa of the Valley of Wind
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    Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    statler wrote: »

    Ok she's not talking to a scammer she's talking to Dracula.

    This is quite the turn for ol' Mary Worth.

    Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but dies in the process.
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    King RiptorKing Riptor Registered User regular
    Its the" . . . Or enemies" guy from that PA strip

    I have a podcast now. It's about video games and anime!Find it here.
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    statlerstatler Registered User regular
    Cambiata wrote: »
    Hey, I just noticed that the Abominable Charles Christopher has updated multiple times this year!
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    I'm very excited about this. I had written CC off as another dead comic.

    Maybe there is still hope for Bagel World.

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    Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    I also find it kinda funny in K6BD that this is the second time in this chapter that someone has been referred to as 'the king of kings' and they have either been killed or deposed by the present.

    Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but dies in the process.
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    OmnipotentBagelOmnipotentBagel floof Registered User regular
    statler wrote: »
    Maybe there is still hope for Bagel World.

    No my funding fell through. Theme parks are expensive.

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    UnbrokenEvaUnbrokenEva HIGH ON THE WIRE BUT I WON'T TRIP ITRegistered User regular
    edited March 2019
    okay real talk I think it's super cool that Mary Worth is doing an arc about old people getting tricked by internet scammers

    the more I've learned about security stuff for my job, the more terrified I am at how easily a lot of the scams out there could trick people who are less technologically savvy, and I've heard so many horror stories of people's parents being tricked and their savings cleaned out.

    If this Mary Worth arc gets any of its readers to be a bit more skeptical of the internet it is a Good Thing

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    darunia106darunia106 J-bob in games Death MountainRegistered User regular
    I also find it kinda funny in K6BD that this is the second time in this chapter that someone has been referred to as 'the king of kings' and they have either been killed or deposed by the present.

    Such is the life of a king.

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    OmnipotentBagelOmnipotentBagel floof Registered User regular
    I mean being a king significantly raises your risk of regicide, so it follows that being a king of kings would exponentially increase that risk

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    Butler For Life #1Butler For Life #1 Twinning is WinningRegistered User regular
    statler wrote: »

    I misread this as "terrifying that you love falafel" and sure, why not, a horror film about a shared love of falafel masking something foul and evil

    Sure why not

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    Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Yeah, sword of damascus and all that but I still find it funny.

    Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but dies in the process.
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    HobnailHobnail Registered User regular
    'WHAT CONFIGURATION OF MATTER DO HOOMANS CONSUME' queried the space alien, 'FALAFEL' said the mothership datacore

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