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    Trajan45Trajan45 Registered User regular
    edited May 2019
    emnmnme wrote: »
    I'm not clear on why the wildlings returned to the wilds. The wilds suck. It's cold and the ground is frozen hard and there are polar bears on the north side of the wall.

    The First Men lived way the fuck past the wall quite happily. Maps give the impression it's overall more of a taiga biome than tundra, but humans have settled the latter as well.

    Still a bit strange given that Jon granted them lands south when he was king. Also do they ever talk about in the books why they didn't just build a bridge over the Gorge?

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    KruiteKruite Registered User regular
    emnmnme wrote: »
    I'm not clear on why the wildlings returned to the wilds. The wilds suck. It's cold and the ground is frozen hard and there are polar bears on the north side of the wall.

    The First Men lived way the fuck past the wall quite happily. Maps give the impression it's overall more of a taiga biome than tundra, but humans have settled the latter as well.

    jeebus, the lands beyond the wall are almost as big as the north itself. when all that warms up the north and the wildlings will do just fine and could tell the southerners to fuck right off

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    ArbitraryDescriptorArbitraryDescriptor changed Registered User regular
    Trajan45 wrote: »
    emnmnme wrote: »
    I'm not clear on why the wildlings returned to the wilds. The wilds suck. It's cold and the ground is frozen hard and there are polar bears on the north side of the wall.

    The First Men lived way the fuck past the wall quite happily. Maps give the impression it's overall more of a taiga biome than tundra, but humans have settled the latter as well.

    Still a bit strange given that Jon granted them lands south when he was king. Also do they ever talk about in the books why they didn't just build a bridge over the Gorge?
    No, but it is said that wildlings sneak around, over, and under the Wall; it's why they patrol it.
    Presumably those patrols extend along the southern length of the Gorge, and would make any major construction futile; assuming the free-folk even possessed the requisite engineering knowledge to manage it.

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    tbloxhamtbloxham Registered User regular
    Trajan45 wrote: »
    emnmnme wrote: »
    I'm not clear on why the wildlings returned to the wilds. The wilds suck. It's cold and the ground is frozen hard and there are polar bears on the north side of the wall.

    The First Men lived way the fuck past the wall quite happily. Maps give the impression it's overall more of a taiga biome than tundra, but humans have settled the latter as well.

    Still a bit strange given that Jon granted them lands south when he was king. Also do they ever talk about in the books why they didn't just build a bridge over the Gorge?
    No, but it is said that wildlings sneak around, over, and under the Wall; it's why they patrol it.
    Presumably those patrols extend along the southern length of the Gorge, and would make any major construction futile; assuming the free-folk even possessed the requisite engineering knowledge to manage it.

    In the books it is heaviliy implied that the wall is magical, and that it keeps out the white walkers provided it is manned continually.

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    OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    re Greyworm’s character being butchered- I don’t see that at all. I can accept that Dany’s turn wasn’t properly realized, or even that it’s not a turn that should have happened even with better development. But Greyworm is basically: completely loyal, and also in love. Those are really his only two strong character traits. Has he ever even considered for half a second countermanding a single one of Dany’s orders? And in what way would going vengeful after Missandei’s death betray his prior development? He doesn’t have much development, in the books or in the show. What is being walked back or betrayed?

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    Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    tbloxham wrote: »
    Trajan45 wrote: »
    emnmnme wrote: »
    I'm not clear on why the wildlings returned to the wilds. The wilds suck. It's cold and the ground is frozen hard and there are polar bears on the north side of the wall.

    The First Men lived way the fuck past the wall quite happily. Maps give the impression it's overall more of a taiga biome than tundra, but humans have settled the latter as well.

    Still a bit strange given that Jon granted them lands south when he was king. Also do they ever talk about in the books why they didn't just build a bridge over the Gorge?
    No, but it is said that wildlings sneak around, over, and under the Wall; it's why they patrol it.
    Presumably those patrols extend along the southern length of the Gorge, and would make any major construction futile; assuming the free-folk even possessed the requisite engineering knowledge to manage it.

    In the books it is heaviliy implied that the wall is magical, and that it keeps out the white walkers provided it is manned continually.

    It's not heavily implied. It's straight up stated. There is a door that opens by being a night watchman, sticking your hand in its mouth, and saying the words of their vow; blackhands says the wall prevents beings like him from passing; and also
    there's the whole thing about the dragons of Jaeharys and his wife refusing to cross the wall at all.

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    ArbitraryDescriptorArbitraryDescriptor changed Registered User regular
    edited May 2019
    tbloxham wrote: »
    Trajan45 wrote: »
    emnmnme wrote: »
    I'm not clear on why the wildlings returned to the wilds. The wilds suck. It's cold and the ground is frozen hard and there are polar bears on the north side of the wall.

    The First Men lived way the fuck past the wall quite happily. Maps give the impression it's overall more of a taiga biome than tundra, but humans have settled the latter as well.

    Still a bit strange given that Jon granted them lands south when he was king. Also do they ever talk about in the books why they didn't just build a bridge over the Gorge?
    No, but it is said that wildlings sneak around, over, and under the Wall; it's why they patrol it.
    Presumably those patrols extend along the southern length of the Gorge, and would make any major construction futile; assuming the free-folk even possessed the requisite engineering knowledge to manage it.

    In the books it is heaviliy implied that the wall is magical, and that it keeps out the white walkers provided it is manned continually.

    It's not heavily implied. It's straight up stated. There is a door that opens by being a night watchman, sticking your hand in its mouth, and saying the words of their vow; blackhands says the wall prevents beings like him from passing; and also
    there's the whole thing about the dragons of Jaeharys and his wife refusing to cross the wall at all.

    Snarks and grumpkins, too, no doubt.

    Which is also why Jon offered the Wildlings land South of it. The wildlings weren't trying to escape a bad harvest, they wanted the Wall between them and the Ice Lich.

    There is a bridge across the Gorge (between Shadow Tower and the star west of it in that map), but presumably the Others couldn't cross it either.

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    emnmnmeemnmnme Registered User regular
    It just occurred to me that soldier Ed Sheeran was probably in King's Landing when the attack happened. There were no survivors afterwards so he was either cooked by dragon fire or had an axe split his melon.

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    reVersereVerse Attack and Dethrone God Registered User regular
    emnmnme wrote: »
    It just occurred to me that soldier Ed Sheeran was probably in King's Landing when the attack happened. There were no survivors afterwards so he was either cooked by dragon fire or had an axe split his melon.

    We already know what happened to him: he was part of the convoy Daenerys attacked in season 7. His face was burnt off, but he apparently survived. One of the hookers Bronn's about to sleep with before Qyburn shows up with the crossbow mentions it.

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    HappylilElfHappylilElf Registered User regular
    emnmnme wrote: »
    It just occurred to me that soldier Ed Sheeran was probably in King's Landing when the attack happened. There were no survivors afterwards so he was either cooked by dragon fire or had an axe split his melon.

    He had already had his face melted off before the attack on Kings Landing even happened.

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    RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    Random positive note about the books: I like GRRM's commitment to not completely fleshing out the world, keeping the world knowledge from an exclusively Westerosi perspective. "No you don't get to learn about Ulthos". I think that's a respectable sign of restraint.

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    MorganVMorganV Registered User regular
    Organichu wrote: »
    re Greyworm’s character being butchered- I don’t see that at all. I can accept that Dany’s turn wasn’t properly realized, or even that it’s not a turn that should have happened even with better development. But Greyworm is basically: completely loyal, and also in love. Those are really his only two strong character traits. Has he ever even considered for half a second countermanding a single one of Dany’s orders? And in what way would going vengeful after Missandei’s death betray his prior development? He doesn’t have much development, in the books or in the show. What is being walked back or betrayed?

    The issue I have, is that based on what we've seen of the character, I don't think that loyalty ends quite so quickly as it appears to.

    "I am loyal to the point of stupid, to defend and protect my queen, and act on her orders."
    *Jon sticks Dany with the pointy end*
    "Whelp, my duty is complete. Nothing to see here, moving along."

    Brienne followed through on two sets of vows, long after the death of those she'd sworn to.

    Yes, there's a technical loophole available for Grey Worm. But Grey Worm doesn't seem like the kind of guy who would skip out on duty due to a technicality.

    Not saying he'd try and stay for Dany's sake to restore the Seven Kingdoms. But not trying to stick Jon with his spear multiple times just doesn't ring true. Anymore than Drogon not trying to kill Jon either.

    Sure, you can argue otherwise, but to me it seems out of character for both of them.

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    MorganVMorganV Registered User regular
    Feral wrote: »
    WACriminal wrote: »
    You know, I would actually watch a continued series following the Small Council, if they 1) kept the cast and 2) DIDN'T keep Benioff & Weiss.

    Brought to you by Aaron Sorkin

    Long panning shots of characters walking and talking through the Council halls

    Once an episode, Sam gives a speech about the importance of respecting the needs of the common folk

    Tyrion frequently rattles off weirdly precise statistics about Westeros from memory

    Every so often, a character reveals that they have a deep abiding passion for some hobby, which is used as a plot point in one episode, and is never brought up again

    In the second to last season, Ser Davos has a heart attack

    You didn't give it a title.

    Might I humbly recommend "The Westeros Wing".

    I mean.... it's RIGHT THERE.

    Get Snuffy and Djawadi in a room together, and knock out a theme song.

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    YarYar Registered User regular
    I don't get all the hate. They chose to wrap up all the plotlines and arcs as efficiently and simply as possible. Other shows have given us the finger in the finale, GoT gave us the Hollywood McDonald's version of exactly what we asked for. It's nearly the best I'd've hoped for.

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    evilthecatevilthecat Registered User regular
    If there's one positive I will take away from this show, it's the music.
    Ramin Djawadi has delivered solid work!

    tip.. tip.. TALLY.. HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
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    RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    evilthecat wrote: »
    If there's one positive I will take away from this show, it's the music.
    Ramin Djawadi has delivered solid work!

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w9PXLTLuuSE

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    CelestialBadgerCelestialBadger Registered User regular
    MorganV wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    re Greyworm’s character being butchered- I don’t see that at all. I can accept that Dany’s turn wasn’t properly realized, or even that it’s not a turn that should have happened even with better development. But Greyworm is basically: completely loyal, and also in love. Those are really his only two strong character traits. Has he ever even considered for half a second countermanding a single one of Dany’s orders? And in what way would going vengeful after Missandei’s death betray his prior development? He doesn’t have much development, in the books or in the show. What is being walked back or betrayed?


    Yes, there's a technical loophole available for Grey Worm. But Grey Worm doesn't seem like the kind of guy who would skip out on duty due to a technicality.

    Not saying he'd try and stay for Dany's sake to restore the Seven Kingdoms. But not trying to stick Jon with his spear multiple times just doesn't ring true. Anymore than Drogon not trying to kill Jon either.

    Sure, you can argue otherwise, but to me it seems out of character for both of them.

    Grey Worm was loyal to his Queen and had nothing left to live for after Missandei died. There was no logical reason for him to not at least attempt to kill Jon.

    Drogon is harder to read as dragon intelligence is undefined. They act like smart aggressive predators, like lions or other big cats. So it'd make sense if Detective Drogon couldn't figure out exactly why Dany died since he didn't see it, and therefore didn't melt Jon. But why would he melt the Iron Throne? Great metaphor, no logical reason.

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    ArbitraryDescriptorArbitraryDescriptor changed Registered User regular
    Yar wrote: »
    I don't get all the hate. They chose to wrap up all the plotlines and arcs as efficiently and simply as possible.

    So you kind of do.

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    RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    MorganV wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    re Greyworm’s character being butchered- I don’t see that at all. I can accept that Dany’s turn wasn’t properly realized, or even that it’s not a turn that should have happened even with better development. But Greyworm is basically: completely loyal, and also in love. Those are really his only two strong character traits. Has he ever even considered for half a second countermanding a single one of Dany’s orders? And in what way would going vengeful after Missandei’s death betray his prior development? He doesn’t have much development, in the books or in the show. What is being walked back or betrayed?


    Yes, there's a technical loophole available for Grey Worm. But Grey Worm doesn't seem like the kind of guy who would skip out on duty due to a technicality.

    Not saying he'd try and stay for Dany's sake to restore the Seven Kingdoms. But not trying to stick Jon with his spear multiple times just doesn't ring true. Anymore than Drogon not trying to kill Jon either.

    Sure, you can argue otherwise, but to me it seems out of character for both of them.

    Grey Worm was loyal to his Queen and had nothing left to live for after Missandei died. There was no logical reason for him to not at least attempt to kill Jon.

    Drogon is harder to read as dragon intelligence is undefined. They act like smart aggressive predators, like lions or other big cats. So it'd make sense if Detective Drogon couldn't figure out exactly why Dany died since he didn't see it, and therefore didn't melt Jon. But why would he melt the Iron Throne? Great metaphor, no logical reason.

    Just assume Chrysreviews!Drogon is canon

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    chrono_travellerchrono_traveller Registered User regular
    MorganV wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    re Greyworm’s character being butchered- I don’t see that at all. I can accept that Dany’s turn wasn’t properly realized, or even that it’s not a turn that should have happened even with better development. But Greyworm is basically: completely loyal, and also in love. Those are really his only two strong character traits. Has he ever even considered for half a second countermanding a single one of Dany’s orders? And in what way would going vengeful after Missandei’s death betray his prior development? He doesn’t have much development, in the books or in the show. What is being walked back or betrayed?


    Yes, there's a technical loophole available for Grey Worm. But Grey Worm doesn't seem like the kind of guy who would skip out on duty due to a technicality.

    Not saying he'd try and stay for Dany's sake to restore the Seven Kingdoms. But not trying to stick Jon with his spear multiple times just doesn't ring true. Anymore than Drogon not trying to kill Jon either.

    Sure, you can argue otherwise, but to me it seems out of character for both of them.

    Grey Worm was loyal to his Queen and had nothing left to live for after Missandei died. There was no logical reason for him to not at least attempt to kill Jon.

    I'm not really sure that logic is really a place to argue from, when you're talking about loyalty, emotion, and what a character should do.

    The trouble with having an open mind, of course, is that people will insist on coming along and trying to put things in it. ~ Terry Pratchett
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    CelestialBadgerCelestialBadger Registered User regular
    MorganV wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    re Greyworm’s character being butchered- I don’t see that at all. I can accept that Dany’s turn wasn’t properly realized, or even that it’s not a turn that should have happened even with better development. But Greyworm is basically: completely loyal, and also in love. Those are really his only two strong character traits. Has he ever even considered for half a second countermanding a single one of Dany’s orders? And in what way would going vengeful after Missandei’s death betray his prior development? He doesn’t have much development, in the books or in the show. What is being walked back or betrayed?


    Yes, there's a technical loophole available for Grey Worm. But Grey Worm doesn't seem like the kind of guy who would skip out on duty due to a technicality.

    Not saying he'd try and stay for Dany's sake to restore the Seven Kingdoms. But not trying to stick Jon with his spear multiple times just doesn't ring true. Anymore than Drogon not trying to kill Jon either.

    Sure, you can argue otherwise, but to me it seems out of character for both of them.

    Grey Worm was loyal to his Queen and had nothing left to live for after Missandei died. There was no logical reason for him to not at least attempt to kill Jon.

    I'm not really sure that logic is really a place to argue from, when you're talking about loyalty, emotion, and what a character should do.

    I guess “logical” is the wrong word. How about “there was nothing emotional or practical preventing him from killing Jon.”

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    BigJoeMBigJoeM Registered User regular
    Even discounting Drogon or the Unsullied.

    The dothraki as Dany's bloodriders are duty bound to kill Jon.

    There is no way Jon leaves Kings Landing alive without at least a skirmish.

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    BobbleBobble Registered User regular
    BigJoeM wrote: »
    Even discounting Drogon or the Unsullied.

    The dothraki as Dany's bloodriders are duty bound to kill Jon.

    There is no way Jon leaves Kings Landing alive without at least a skirmish.

    They kinda forgot about their duty.

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    NaphtaliNaphtali Hazy + Flow SeaRegistered User regular
    BigJoeM wrote: »
    Even discounting Drogon or the Unsullied.

    The dothraki as Dany's bloodriders are duty bound to kill Jon.

    There is no way Jon leaves Kings Landing alive without at least a skirmish.

    Doesn't Jon killing Dany mean he's their khal now?

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    KingofMadCowsKingofMadCows Registered User regular
    Naphtali wrote: »
    BigJoeM wrote: »
    Even discounting Drogon or the Unsullied.

    The dothraki as Dany's bloodriders are duty bound to kill Jon.

    There is no way Jon leaves Kings Landing alive without at least a skirmish.

    Doesn't Jon killing Dany mean he's their khal now?

    Dany's bloodriders are supposed to avenge her and commit suicide.

    Dany named all the Dothraki her bloodriders.

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    MorganVMorganV Registered User regular
    BigJoeM wrote: »
    Even discounting Drogon or the Unsullied.

    The dothraki as Dany's bloodriders are duty bound to kill Jon.

    There is no way Jon leaves Kings Landing alive without at least a skirmish.

    Especially given their forces were only depleted by half.

    Apparently.

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    CelestialBadgerCelestialBadger Registered User regular
    MorganV wrote: »
    BigJoeM wrote: »
    Even discounting Drogon or the Unsullied.

    The dothraki as Dany's bloodriders are duty bound to kill Jon.

    There is no way Jon leaves Kings Landing alive without at least a skirmish.

    Especially given their forces were only depleted by half.

    Apparently.

    After they were wiped out.

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    MorganVMorganV Registered User regular
    MorganV wrote: »
    BigJoeM wrote: »
    Even discounting Drogon or the Unsullied.

    The dothraki as Dany's bloodriders are duty bound to kill Jon.

    There is no way Jon leaves Kings Landing alive without at least a skirmish.

    Especially given their forces were only depleted by half.

    Apparently.

    After they were wiped out.

    Only a flesh wound.

    Or, they just forgot that mortal wounds killed you.

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    OrcaOrca Also known as Espressosaurus WrexRegistered User regular
    MorganV wrote: »
    Only a flesh wound.

    Or, they just forgot that mortal wounds killed you.

    A mortal wound is a wound a mortal has, what's the problem

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    ArbitraryDescriptorArbitraryDescriptor changed Registered User regular
    Bobble wrote: »
    BigJoeM wrote: »
    Even discounting Drogon or the Unsullied.

    The dothraki as Dany's bloodriders are duty bound to kill Jon.

    There is no way Jon leaves Kings Landing alive without at least a skirmish.

    They kinda forgot about their duty.

    Grey Worm told them Drogon did it, then breathed a sigh of relief as they fucked off East after him.

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    CptHamiltonCptHamilton Registered User regular
    BigJoeM wrote: »
    Even discounting Drogon or the Unsullied.

    The dothraki as Dany's bloodriders are duty bound to kill Jon.

    There is no way Jon leaves Kings Landing alive without at least a skirmish.

    He did leave by boat. That's like Dothraki invisibility.

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    VeeveeVeevee WisconsinRegistered User regular
    edited May 2019
    Could anyone speak Dothraki besides Daenarys? Maybe they thought she left with Drogon so they need to follow to continue the conquest.

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    ArbitraryDescriptorArbitraryDescriptor changed Registered User regular
    MorganV wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    re Greyworm’s character being butchered- I don’t see that at all. I can accept that Dany’s turn wasn’t properly realized, or even that it’s not a turn that should have happened even with better development. But Greyworm is basically: completely loyal, and also in love. Those are really his only two strong character traits. Has he ever even considered for half a second countermanding a single one of Dany’s orders? And in what way would going vengeful after Missandei’s death betray his prior development? He doesn’t have much development, in the books or in the show. What is being walked back or betrayed?


    Yes, there's a technical loophole available for Grey Worm. But Grey Worm doesn't seem like the kind of guy who would skip out on duty due to a technicality.

    Not saying he'd try and stay for Dany's sake to restore the Seven Kingdoms. But not trying to stick Jon with his spear multiple times just doesn't ring true. Anymore than Drogon not trying to kill Jon either.

    Sure, you can argue otherwise, but to me it seems out of character for both of them.

    Grey Worm was loyal to his Queen and had nothing left to live for after Missandei died. There was no logical reason for him to not at least attempt to kill Jon.

    Drogon is harder to read as dragon intelligence is undefined. They act like smart aggressive predators, like lions or other big cats. So it'd make sense if Detective Drogon couldn't figure out exactly why Dany died since he didn't see it, and therefore didn't melt Jon. But why would he melt the Iron Throne? Great metaphor, no logical reason.

    Just assume Chrysreviews!Drogon is canon

    These shall remain my parallel head canon for what level Drogon is operating on:
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    KingofMadCowsKingofMadCows Registered User regular
    The Dothraki doth what the Dothraki will.

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    Steel AngelSteel Angel Registered User regular
    Veevee wrote: »
    Could anyone speak Dothraki besides Daenarys? Maybe they thought she left with Drogon so they need to follow to continue the conquest.

    Drogon did hide the body.

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    rockrngerrockrnger Registered User regular
    More like guidelines really.

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    reVersereVerse Attack and Dethrone God Registered User regular
    I can't imagine the dothraki were too bothered.

    Because, hey, you know what they say.

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    CouscousCouscous Registered User regular
    reVerse wrote: »
    I can't imagine the dothraki were too bothered.

    Because, hey, you know what they say.

    It is known?

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    reVersereVerse Attack and Dethrone God Registered User regular
    Couscous wrote: »
    reVerse wrote: »
    I can't imagine the dothraki were too bothered.

    Because, hey, you know what they say.

    It is known?

    Khaleesi come, khaleesi go.







    (Easy come, easy go.)

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    Booo.

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