Hilariously it's one of the reasons people fuckin hated Dane cook his writing was all premise and setup, there was never a punch line, just physicality. The surprise was him, and if you didn't like that surprise... Dane cook probably wasn't fir you
Ender's Game is not a bad book but 1) it is deeply flawed and 2) it is best experienced during the time of your life when you still have the neurological propensity towards imaginary audience & personal fable.
every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.
wow my stomach has been a wreck for like the last two days
Chu, is that you?
I'm not sick sick, but I did over indulge a few days ago and mushrooms (the fun kind) always leave me with some gut problems for a day or two but this is a particularly nasty incident of stomach problems.
Link must be downright terrifying for normal people in Hyrule to encounter. He's like a heroic cryptid. Just imagine it, your village/region/kingdom is under attack from some monster or another and out of the trees this slender little twunk appears and immediately starts acting like he's gonna help.
And you're skeptical of course because look at him.
And then you find out that he's basically a one man army who just fucking wrecks the dragon/God/monsters/etc. terrorizing your place before he breaks all of the pots in town and disappears again. Shit must be wild.
Like your village has a statue of Link that's built between his reincarnations, and people put clay pots around it as offering and thanks. One day some kid shows up, breaks all the worship pots, and runs off with nothing more than a "YAAH!" as they jump off a cliff into the forest below. You're confused as fuck but your great-grandmother is weeping like she just saw a god. It would be like meeting Jesus and finding out he's a gremlin.
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just wow
Nah this is solidly funny, cute little puppy, teetering along cutely while a pleasant voice issues commands, abrasive fuck, pleasant good boy.
Perfect example of set premise, set up expectation, upset expectation, denouement or tags, move on.
Classic writing example right there
Kinck
Apparently this is mine
It's definitely because I know it's wrong
Edit: fuck it I'm leaving that draft
good thing it's just
an opinion
i have GI discomfort and keep pooping in small intervals; it's not diarrhea but all the same
Bow before your gastrointestinal God
-Indiana Solo, runner of blades
*gurgles discontentedly*
the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
It's because it shows off your boobs isn't it.
I'm not sick sick, but I did over indulge a few days ago and mushrooms (the fun kind) always leave me with some gut problems for a day or two but this is a particularly nasty incident of stomach problems.
he is beautiful, is he not
I'd say they sank like a rock, but it was more like they strapped rocket boosters on the rock so they could sink faster.
I forgot all the stuff.
Those things are hard to fuckin get
-Indiana Solo, runner of blades
Spool right now
Yeah they shortened the title to Endgame because it was easier to say.
-Indiana Solo, runner of blades
Spool screaming currently
I can do the former, but I specifically promised to not do the latter for NZ citizenship
It’s not a very important country most of the time
http://steamcommunity.com/id/mortious
https://www.reddit.com/r/WatchPeopleDieInside/comments/cpjqc4/trying_to_teach_the_daughter_a_fun_dance/
@spool32 @Belasco32 @Preacher @Sir Landshark @porp @SummaryJudgment @Brody @matt has a problem
Holy shit this is the best
Bel and I talk a lot about the difference between 'what you teach your kids' and 'what they learn from you'....
broar I feel like this is attempted murder by asphyxiation and I don't even have kids
ehhh
It's likely
but also going for realism style graphics ages super quickly, whereas games with a strong style often age beautifully
See: Wind Waker vs Twilight Princess, both GC games
What you teach them: How cool the TV of your youth is
What they learn: Curse words