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[Canada] is also staying home and washing their hands

SimBenSimBen Registered User regular
edited March 2020 in Social Entropy++
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Canada is a country in the northern part of North America. Its ten provinces and three territories extend from the Atlantic to the Pacific and northward into the Arctic Ocean, covering 9.98 million square kilometres (3.85 million square miles), making it the world's second-largest country by total area. Its southern border with the United States, stretching some 8,891 kilometres (5,525 mi), is the world's longest bi-national land border. Canada's capital is Ottawa, and its three largest metropolitan areas are Toronto, Montreal, and Vancouver.

Canada is currently ruled by the very honorable Premier Sexy Babyface, who is currently embroiled in a nasty obstruction of justice scandal.

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His challengers, in the upcoming October 21st federal election, are these people and also, technically, *sigh* the Bloc Québécois.

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Stephen Harper II!
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Canadian Bernie!
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The most tenacious, never-giving-up person since Galaxy Quest!

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Constitutionnellement, une portion égale de ce post doit être rédigée en Français. Le peuple Francophone du Canada date ses racines de la conquête de la Nouvelle-France, depuis l'arrivée originale de Jacques Cartier en 1534. La Nouvelle-France était un territoire qui, à son apogée, occupait les actuels Québec et l'Ontario, les provinces maritimes, et le midwest Américain de l'Ohio à la Louisiane. Suite à la Guerre de la Conquête de 1759, les Français subirent une défaite aux Anglais sur les Plaines d'Abraham, à Québec. Le territoire entier de la Nouvelle-France fut alors cédé aux Anglais. Aujourd'hui, la province du Québec maintient une majorité Francophone, et le Français est la deuxième langue officielle du Canada.

C'est aussi au Québec qu'on a inventé la POUTINE WOOOO

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Please note that @Cello, @Psykoma, @Brolo, @#pipe and @Usagi are constitutionally required to post here and keep this thread alive or so help me god.

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  • tynictynic PICNIC BADASS Registered User, ClubPA regular
    Canada
    what did canada ever do for me huh

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  • BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    oh god it's that time isn't it

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  • SimBenSimBen Registered User regular
    tynic wrote: »
    Canada
    what did canada ever do for me huh

    Have you heard of THE TELEPHONE?????!?!

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  • MadicanMadican No face Registered User regular
    So what happens if Harper 2.0 is elected and has to deal with Trump? Enemies or best friends in fuckery?

  • PsykomaPsykoma Registered User regular
    tynic wrote: »
    Canada
    what did canada ever do for me huh

    We absorb the cold so you don't have to.
    Or at least you don't have to absorb as much because of our efforts to hold back the winter.

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  • BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    Madican wrote: »
    So what happens if Harper 2.0 is elected and has to deal with Trump? Enemies or best friends in fuckery?

    andrew scheer will both suck up to Trump while also getting screwed over by him

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  • PsykomaPsykoma Registered User regular
    Madican wrote: »
    So what happens if Harper 2.0 is elected and has to deal with Trump? Enemies or best friends in fuckery?

    Best friends/doormat.

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  • tynictynic PICNIC BADASS Registered User, ClubPA regular
    Psykoma wrote: »
    tynic wrote: »
    Canada
    what did canada ever do for me huh

    We absorb the cold so you don't have to.
    Or at least you don't have to absorb as much because of our efforts to hold back the winter.

    you give passage to the cold! if there was a nice wide body of water where canada is, none of this cold would be necessary.

    Canada: snowing me in since 2016.

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  • SimBenSimBen Registered User regular
    Madican wrote: »
    So what happens if Harper 2.0 is elected and has to deal with Trump? Enemies or best friends in fuckery?

    Jesus Christ almighty the latter.

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  • CelloCello Registered User regular
    edited August 2019
    SimBen

    Thank you

    Merci

    (Do we need to post in both official languages?)

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  • tynictynic PICNIC BADASS Registered User, ClubPA regular
    Cello wrote: »
    SimBen

    Thank you

    Merci

    (Do we need to post in both official languages?)

    Putain, j'espère que non.

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  • CelloCello Registered User regular
    Also of note that Andrew Scheer spoke at an event full of Yellow Vests that was totally all about oil and definitely not about white supremacy, why are you asking, oh it's because of all the signs about the UN refugee compact, oh I see

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  • SimBenSimBen Registered User regular
    Cello wrote: »
    SimBen

    Thank you

    Merci

    (Do we need to post in both official languages?)

    We don't, but you do.

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  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    I like it here.

    It's better than Australia

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  • rhylithrhylith Registered User regular
    Canada seems alright.

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  • Der Waffle MousDer Waffle Mous Blame this on the misfortune of your birth. New Yark, New Yark.Registered User regular
    SimBen wrote: »
    Cello wrote: »
    SimBen

    Thank you

    Merci

    (Do we need to post in both official languages?)

    We don't, but you do.

    the french needs to be in double font size

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  • FearghaillFearghaill HIGH ON THE WIRE BUT I WON'T TRIP ITRegistered User regular
    Oh yeah, Scheer will 100% be the most obsequious suck up to Trump

    I’m actually kind of rooting for Bernier

    Not because I want him to have even the slightest bit of power, obviously. I just want him to fulfill his destiny of being Preston Manning 2.0, splitting the right wing vote and reducing the Conservatives to a handful of seats

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  • SimBenSimBen Registered User regular
    Fearghaill wrote: »
    Oh yeah, Scheer will 100% be the most obsequious suck up to Trump

    I’m actually kind of rooting for Bernier

    Not because I want him to have even the slightest bit of power, obviously. I just want him to fulfill his destiny of being Preston Manning 2.0, splitting the right wing vote and reducing the Conservatives to a handful of seats

    I feel like that’s this big leftist fantasy that will almost definitely bite us in the ass though.

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  • FearghaillFearghaill HIGH ON THE WIRE BUT I WON'T TRIP ITRegistered User regular
    I don’t think so, I think he’s just going to be utterly irrelevant

  • PsykomaPsykoma Registered User regular
    edited August 2019
    I feel like Bernier style right wing-isms would just show the others that there is still some popularity to gain by going further right, further radicalizing the convervative party as a whole.

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  • BrainleechBrainleech 機知に富んだコメントはここにあります Registered User regular
    I know this was Canadian politics some time ago

    I still find it funny the Tories party rebooted in Canada,

  • PsykomaPsykoma Registered User regular
    A song to make anyone who grew up in Canada sway and tap their feet

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  • SimBenSimBen Registered User regular
    Brainleech wrote: »
    I know this was Canadian politics some time ago

    I still find it funny the Tories party rebooted in Canada,

    Every country has right-wing parties.

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  • BrainleechBrainleech 機知に富んだコメントはここにあります Registered User regular
    SimBen wrote: »
    Brainleech wrote: »
    I know this was Canadian politics some time ago

    I still find it funny the Tories party rebooted in Canada,

    Every country has right-wing parties.

    Just that flavor making a comeback was odd but understandable when looking back

  • I needed a gnome to post.I needed a gnome to post. boom Registered User regular
    i can't wait for my leftist views to be blamed for whatever goes wrong

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  • BrainleechBrainleech 機知に富んだコメントはここにあります Registered User regular
    SimBen wrote: »
    Brainleech wrote: »
    I know this was Canadian politics some time ago

    I still find it funny the Tories party rebooted in Canada,

    Every country has right-wing parties.

    Far more live under Totalitarian regimes

  • SimBenSimBen Registered User regular
    Oh yeah really bracing myself for all the “NDP and greens split the left” takes the morning after Scheer takes it.

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  • SimBenSimBen Registered User regular
    Brainleech wrote: »
    SimBen wrote: »
    Brainleech wrote: »
    I know this was Canadian politics some time ago

    I still find it funny the Tories party rebooted in Canada,

    Every country has right-wing parties.

    Far more live under Totalitarian regimes

    I mean sure, but that’s an intersecting Venn diagram.

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  • Al_watAl_wat Registered User regular
    what I want to know is why conservatives have to be such dicks eh

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  • SimBenSimBen Registered User regular
    Something about tigers and stripes.

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  • FearghaillFearghaill HIGH ON THE WIRE BUT I WON'T TRIP ITRegistered User regular
    Shitty people deserve representation under democracy too, I guess?

  • PsykomaPsykoma Registered User regular
    Al_wat wrote: »
    what I want to know is why conservatives have to be such dicks eh

    Doing so means a bigger paycheque.

  • DouglasDangerDouglasDanger PennsylvaniaRegistered User regular
    I visited Niagara Falls with my girlfriend and her family

    It was impressive

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  • PsykomaPsykoma Registered User regular
    Maybe a contentious question - which side of the border did you see the falls from?

  • SimBenSimBen Registered User regular
    Follow-up: shouldn't the US side be named Niagara Rises?

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  • I needed a gnome to post.I needed a gnome to post. boom Registered User regular
    the states has a bad history with things rising

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  • SimBenSimBen Registered User regular
    True, when the robots and the dark knight did it it was bad both times.

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  • Donovan PuppyfuckerDonovan Puppyfucker A dagger in the dark is worth a thousand swords in the morningRegistered User regular
    #pipe wrote: »
    I like it here.

    It's better than Australia

    *GASP!*

    Traitor!!

  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    Hey here's a question, why do all the Canadian hockey teams suck ass right now

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