https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l4gpESnks9U
Canada is a country in the northern part of North America. Its ten provinces and three territories extend from the Atlantic to the Pacific and northward into the Arctic Ocean, covering 9.98 million square kilometres (3.85 million square miles), making it the world's second-largest country by total area. Its southern border with the United States, stretching some 8,891 kilometres (5,525 mi), is the world's longest bi-national land border. Canada's capital is Ottawa, and its three largest metropolitan areas are Toronto, Montreal, and Vancouver.
Canada is currently ruled by the very honorable Premier Sexy Babyface, who is currently embroiled in a nasty obstruction of justice scandal.
His challengers, in the upcoming October 21st federal election, are these people and also, technically, *sigh* the Bloc Québécois.
Stephen Harper II!
Canadian Bernie!
The most tenacious, never-giving-up person since Galaxy Quest!
andalsomaximebernierbutletsnotevenmentionthatclown
Constitutionnellement, une portion égale de ce post doit être rédigée en Français. Le peuple Francophone du Canada date ses racines de la conquête de la Nouvelle-France, depuis l'arrivée originale de Jacques Cartier en 1534. La Nouvelle-France était un territoire qui, à son apogée, occupait les actuels Québec et l'Ontario, les provinces maritimes, et le midwest Américain de l'Ohio à la Louisiane. Suite à la Guerre de la Conquête de 1759, les Français subirent une défaite aux Anglais sur les Plaines d'Abraham, à Québec. Le territoire entier de la Nouvelle-France fut alors cédé aux Anglais. Aujourd'hui, la province du Québec maintient une majorité Francophone, et le Français est la deuxième langue officielle du Canada.
C'est aussi au Québec qu'on a inventé la POUTINE WOOOO
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what did canada ever do for me huh
Have you heard of THE TELEPHONE?????!?!
We absorb the cold so you don't have to.
Or at least you don't have to absorb as much because of our efforts to hold back the winter.
andrew scheer will both suck up to Trump while also getting screwed over by him
Best friends/doormat.
you give passage to the cold! if there was a nice wide body of water where canada is, none of this cold would be necessary.
Canada: snowing me in since 2016.
Jesus Christ almighty the latter.
Thank you
Merci
(Do we need to post in both official languages?)
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Putain, j'espère que non.
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We don't, but you do.
It's better than Australia™
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the french needs to be in double font size
A town in Quebec still called Asbestos
The controlled and monitored burning of a town called Aultsville
A lab in Toronto trying to make shoes grip more on Ice
The federal government attempting to deal with the toxic remains of the abandoned Giant mine in the NWT
The Cleverness of Inuktitut
Northern Canadians apparently like sucking (and sometimes eating) toes
I’m actually kind of rooting for Bernier
Not because I want him to have even the slightest bit of power, obviously. I just want him to fulfill his destiny of being Preston Manning 2.0, splitting the right wing vote and reducing the Conservatives to a handful of seats
I feel like that’s this big leftist fantasy that will almost definitely bite us in the ass though.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lhzBXTNyJeA
I still find it funny the Tories party rebooted in Canada,
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Srp7k-9oCkw
Every country has right-wing parties.
Just that flavor making a comeback was odd but understandable when looking back
Far more live under Totalitarian regimes
I mean sure, but that’s an intersecting Venn diagram.
Doing so means a bigger paycheque.
It was impressive
*GASP!*
Traitor!!
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