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goobers are my favorite movie snack, you dump em right in the popcorn. it's this thing I invented where you mix sweet and salty, it's actually quite good!
peanut m&ms as backup but goobers are better for this.
I would believe that wisconsin brings kraft cheese slices to the theater before I'd believe anyone has purchased on purpose those candy dots where you end up eating scraps of paper
A friend and I brought a block of cheese and summer sausage and a knife to the theater once. It was good for about half the film and then got pretty gross.
and I wonder about my neighbors even though I don't have them
but they're listening to every word I say
goobers are my favorite movie snack, you dump em right in the popcorn. it's this thing I invented where you mix sweet and salty, it's actually quite good!
peanut m&ms as backup but goobers are better for this.
Sweet and salty? Vari you are a fucking genius!
I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.
goobers are my favorite movie snack, you dump em right in the popcorn. it's this thing I invented where you mix sweet and salty, it's actually quite good!
peanut m&ms as backup but goobers are better for this.
I totally skimmed over "baked beans" on the basis that a candy variant could plausibly exist, and it was only when I got to "Kraft cheese slices" that I realised it literally meant baked beans
Other than those there are only like, four, where I actually know what they are
I totally skimmed over "baked beans" on the basis that a candy variant could plausibly exist, and it was only when I got to "Kraft cheese slices" that I realised it literally meant baked beans
Other than those there are only like, four, where I actually know what they are
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i just like to imagine someone sneaking in a purse full of cold baked beans into a theatre and just dunking your hand in the purse and eating it like popcorn
I actually like Boston Baked Beans. My mom use to get them. I knew it was bs because as far as I know there are no dum dums for sale at movies but whatever.
i just like to imagine someone sneaking in a purse full of cold baked beans into a theatre and just dunking your hand in the purse and eating it like popcorn
I actually like Boston Baked Beans. My mom use to get them. I knew it was bs because as far as I know there are no dum dums for sale at movies but whatever.
Also best movie candies are in no specific order:
1)Dots
2)M&Ms
3)Hot tamales
I haven't had candy at a movie in forever though.
Well she's been going to nursing school so.
I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.
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But wtf is this population revamp.
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Actual best candies?
Mini Butterfingers in the box
Peanut M&Ms (maybe even thrown on popcorn)
Junior Mints
The key to a good movie candy is it can't be too sweet and it can't be too devourable either. It has to survive the previews and it can't make you feel gross. Like some sort of giant serving of gummies would give me a wicked wave of sugar sickness. Headache, jittery, bad tummy. You want a more balanced candy with fats and hopefully chocolate, and a flavor that's best when slowly munched.
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peanut m&ms as backup but goobers are better for this.
Nice try, but this is absolutely correct.
A friend and I brought a block of cheese and summer sausage and a knife to the theater once. It was good for about half the film and then got pretty gross.
but they're listening to every word I say
Alright I'm starting to sense a shift into cringe territory.
Sweet and salty? Vari you are a fucking genius!
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or one of those high school wall clocks
It does have a name
It's heaven
It says it right there
In the name
I'm one of the last true rebels
He's a blue collar man, now.
Common misconception. Hes actually imploring Heaven to abandon all names. Commas
Oh we have one.
So he can use those binoculars he is selling on Amazon.
No further questions.
but they're listening to every word I say
This feels intrinsically fraudulent
Basically the new Springsteen.
but they're listening to every word I say
Can we all just start
Also best movie candies are in no specific order:
1)Dots
2)M&Ms
3)Hot tamales
I haven't had candy at a movie in forever though.
Well she's been going to nursing school so.
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OK I was down with the map revamp, I thought it was on balance an improvement
But wtf is this population revamp.
Just dots and pixie sticks for me thanks
What eid they do to Pops?
but they're listening to every word I say
Could not tell
Mini Butterfingers in the box
Peanut M&Ms (maybe even thrown on popcorn)
Junior Mints
The key to a good movie candy is it can't be too sweet and it can't be too devourable either. It has to survive the previews and it can't make you feel gross. Like some sort of giant serving of gummies would give me a wicked wave of sugar sickness. Headache, jittery, bad tummy. You want a more balanced candy with fats and hopefully chocolate, and a flavor that's best when slowly munched.
Unlicensed dentistry?
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I wonder more and more what this is all for