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JOHN mothafuckin CRICHTON (NSF56K)

DislexicDislexic Creepy Uncle Bad TouchYour local playgroundRegistered User regular
edited May 2007 in Social Entropy++
This fine young genius from the good ol' south gets into shit, but does that bother him? HELL NO.

He's been a statue (at one point, even a headless statue)
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He's been his arch nemesis, Scorpius
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He was talkin jibberish with a big damn hole in his brain
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He was duplicated duplicated duplicated
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He got swallowed up by a damn Budong after saying "THAT'S NO MOON"
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He was a damn cartoon while he was dead for a while.
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He was trapped on a dying Leviathan while he slowly turned into Tom Hanks.
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It wasn't all bad though. He got a new buddy in the form of the singing DRD 1812.
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Good ole Bleu et en rouge

He blew up Scorpy's Command Carrier in one of the most badass scenes in Sci-Fi history.
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And most importantly, he gained the love of a mega-hottie, Aeryn Sun.
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Granted, it took a while, but he got the job done.

In his spare time, he managed to figure out wormholes and wormhole weapons, and made a damn big problem.
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So, how about that Farscape?

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  • DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    YES.

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  • Dublo7Dublo7 Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    um who

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  • SilmarilSilmaril Mr Ha Ha Hapless. Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Farscape was rad, then it got fucking odd, and I could never decide if that made it Radder or not.



    The last ever one was badass though.

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  • DislexicDislexic Creepy Uncle Bad Touch Your local playgroundRegistered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Dublo7 wrote: »
    um who

    "Didn't catch that one, did ya? That's cuz it was Klingon!"

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  • Jedi RenegadeJedi Renegade Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    whut

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  • LurkerLurker Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Crichton molested me.

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  • Zombies Tossed My Salad!Zombies Tossed My Salad! Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    ITT: Dislexic makes no sense

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  • DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Wow, you guys all suck.

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  • Jedi RenegadeJedi Renegade Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    but we knew that already

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  • DislexicDislexic Creepy Uncle Bad Touch Your local playgroundRegistered User regular
    edited May 2007
    I'm not Steve McQueen, I'm not trying to escape.

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  • LurkerLurker Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    John Crichton once licked a dogs butthole in front of me.

    I'm talkin' deep with tongue.

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  • DislexicDislexic Creepy Uncle Bad Touch Your local playgroundRegistered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Bring in the horns!

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  • bsjezzbsjezz Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    is this like michael crichton's retard brother

    you know i was going to say 'even more retarded brother'

    but then i remembered he created ER

    and i could never say anything bad about Dr. Carter

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  • FavlaudFavlaud just straight up awful Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    This isn't Battlestar Galactica

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  • SilmarilSilmaril Mr Ha Ha Hapless. Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    this is not my beautiful house.

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  • DislexicDislexic Creepy Uncle Bad Touch Your local playgroundRegistered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Hiya Braca.

    Lemme ask you a question. You're the man of the world, right? Does my ass, look big in these pants?

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  • LurkerLurker Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    RAAAARRRRRRrrrrrrrrrr

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  • FavlaudFavlaud just straight up awful Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Silmaril wrote: »
    this is not my beautiful house.

    This is not my beautiful stapler

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  • SilmarilSilmaril Mr Ha Ha Hapless. Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Favlaud wrote: »
    Silmaril wrote: »
    this is not my beautiful house.

    This is not my beautiful stapler

    This is not my beautiful office grade tipp-ex

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  • Jedi RenegadeJedi Renegade Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Sometimes I hate this place.

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  • DislexicDislexic Creepy Uncle Bad Touch Your local playgroundRegistered User regular
    edited May 2007
    This is not my beautiful Winona

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  • bsjezzbsjezz Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Sometimes I hate this place.

    the feeling's mutual, i'm sure

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  • SilmarilSilmaril Mr Ha Ha Hapless. Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Dislexic wrote: »
    This is not my beautiful Winona

    Big
    Brown
    Beaver.

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  • DislexicDislexic Creepy Uncle Bad Touch Your local playgroundRegistered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Welcome to the Federation Starship SS Buttcrack.

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  • SilmarilSilmaril Mr Ha Ha Hapless. Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Make it so Ensign Fuckstick.

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  • Si SenorSi Senor Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    farscape was a mindfuck

    i never got it

    just too weird

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  • SilmarilSilmaril Mr Ha Ha Hapless. Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    I'll get you.

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  • ShortyShorty touching the meat Intergalactic Cool CourtRegistered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Crichton never boned Chiana, and for that I will never respect him.

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  • DislexicDislexic Creepy Uncle Bad Touch Your local playgroundRegistered User regular
    edited May 2007
    In other news, I realized I share a birthday with Ben Browder. Pretty cool.

    Me and that fucker would get along great.

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  • ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
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  • DislexicDislexic Creepy Uncle Bad Touch Your local playgroundRegistered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Shorty wrote: »
    Crichton never boned Chiana, and for that I will never respect him.

    Well, sort of...When the Rider was in her, she definitely got him off in the Starburst energy coalition chamber.

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  • SilmarilSilmaril Mr Ha Ha Hapless. Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    ChicoBlue wrote: »
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    Its cold outside, there's no kind of atmosphere..

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  • ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Silmaril wrote: »
    ChicoBlue wrote: »
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    Its cold outside, there's no kind of atmosphere..

    I'm all alone. More or less.

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  • SilmarilSilmaril Mr Ha Ha Hapless. Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    ChicoBlue wrote: »
    Silmaril wrote: »
    ChicoBlue wrote: »
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    Its cold outside, there's no kind of atmosphere..

    I'm all alone. More or less.

    Let me fly, far away from here.

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  • DislexicDislexic Creepy Uncle Bad Touch Your local playgroundRegistered User regular
    edited May 2007
    I've got to go get the smeg hammer, to loosen...to loosen Mister Lister's underwear, hahahahaha.

    It's not funny, it's frighteningly immature... HAAAAAA! :lol:

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  • HybridHybrid South AustraliaRegistered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Silmaril wrote: »
    ChicoBlue wrote: »
    Silmaril wrote: »
    ChicoBlue wrote: »
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    Its cold outside, there's no kind of atmosphere..

    I'm all alone. More or less.

    Let me fly, far away from here.

    fun fun fun

    in the sun sun sun

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  • augustaugust where you come from is gone Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    I so want to be into this but there's so many of them and the cost moneys.

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  • HybridHybrid South AustraliaRegistered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Dislexic wrote: »
    I've got to go get the smeg hammer, to loosen...to loosen Mister Lister's underwear, hahahahaha.

    It's not funny, it's frighteningly immature... HAAAAAA! :lol:

    IVE CACKED MAH PANTS

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  • SilmarilSilmaril Mr Ha Ha Hapless. Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Smoke me a kipper.

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  • HybridHybrid South AustraliaRegistered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Silmaril wrote: »
    Smoke me a kipper.

    can you do that?

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