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Poll poll

ButlerButler 89 episodes or bustRegistered User regular
in Social Entropy++
What option do you vote for in a poll?

Poll poll 76 votes

The best one, because I am pure/dull
28%
MulysaSemproniusMagic PinkDex Dynamochromdomvalhalla130P10Rhesus PositiveLibrarian's ghostsponoVixxZonugalSpeed RacerA Dabble Of TheloniusSaraLunaexpendableMrMonroePwnanObrienknitdanSorceAlbino Bunny 22 votes
The worst one, because being contrary reminds me I exist
7%
HoukTheStigXehalusSnicketysnickJuggernutPolaritie 6 votes
“Why is there no [obscure option] option?” because I achieve one orgasm for every 200 trivial mistakes I point out
9%
astrobstrdJedocPeenKruiteDesert LeviathanLucedesShadow Demon 7 votes
Joke option Larlar, because I’m older than I would like to deal with right now
31%
SporkAndrew#pipeMulletudeDarmakButlerRavynBlackheartsee317KadithSanderJKDouglasDangersarukunTheySlashThemKetBraMaddocUrielBucketmanTofystedethturtleantHeadCreepsElaro 24 votes
Joke option Larlar, because everything should be an erudite cactus
22%
Raijin QuickfoottynicBahamutZEROProlegomenaBroloAndy JoePinfeldorfgodmodeSatanic JesusDaebunzCheeselikerDisruptedCapitalistVirgil_Leads_YouSLyMRomanian My EscutcheonAnzekaySir Penguin 17 votes

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  • I needed anime to post.I needed anime to post. boom Registered User regular
    i've beaten your system

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  • Rhesus PositiveRhesus Positive GNU Terry Pratchett Registered User regular
    The best one, because I am pure/dull
    Go Team Pure/Dull

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  • JuggernutJuggernut Registered User regular
    The worst one, because being contrary reminds me I exist
    How fucking dare you

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  • SorceSorce Not ThereRegistered User regular
    The best one, because I am pure/dull
    As the driven snow.

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  • XehalusXehalus Registered User regular
    The worst one, because being contrary reminds me I exist
    gallup polls

  • UnbrokenEvaUnbrokenEva HIGH ON THE WIRE BUT I WON'T TRIP ITRegistered User regular
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  • KadithKadith Registered User regular
    Joke option Larlar, because I’m older than I would like to deal with right now
    every day is one day closer to the sweet release of death

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  • XehalusXehalus Registered User regular
    The worst one, because being contrary reminds me I exist
    damnit, poll poll

  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    Joke option Larlar, because I’m older than I would like to deal with right now
    Butler wrote: »
    “Why is there no [obscure option] option?” because I achieve one orgasm for every 200 trivial mistakes I point out

    This option is validating my feelings so completely

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  • Rorshach KringleRorshach Kringle that crustache life Registered User regular
    no i vote for the right one

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  • astrobstrdastrobstrd So full of mercy... Registered User regular
    “Why is there no [obscure option] option?” because I achieve one orgasm for every 200 trivial mistakes I point out
    I am trying to be more honest.

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  • XaquinXaquin Right behind you!Registered User regular
    I vote for options that don't usually exist because the real poll is in my brain not on my screen

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  • BedlamBedlam Registered User regular
    Polls are bad and Democracy was a mistake.

  • Dex DynamoDex Dynamo Registered User regular
    The best one, because I am pure/dull
    Bedlam wrote: »
    Polls are bad and Democracy was a mistake.

    we all know there's only ONE proper way to solve disputes

    log-rolling contest

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  • LucedesLucedes Registered User regular
    “Why is there no [obscure option] option?” because I achieve one orgasm for every 200 trivial mistakes I point out
    why is there no "the worst one, because i am pure/dull and believe it best, only to afterwards be reminded that no one else feels this way"

  • Rorshach KringleRorshach Kringle that crustache life Registered User regular
    Dex Dynamo wrote: »
    Bedlam wrote: »
    Polls are bad and Democracy was a mistake.

    we all know there's only ONE proper way to solve disputes

    log-rolling contest

    i subscribe to the school of thought that if it can determine the world's strongest man, it can be used to determine everything

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  • ASimPersonASimPerson Cold... ... and hard.Registered User regular
    I'm not sure how to deal with two Joke Option Larlar options.

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  • GarthorGarthor Registered User regular
    I don't vote

  • VixxVixx Valkyrie: prepared! Registered User regular
    The best one, because I am pure/dull
    Being pure, dull (and predictable) is basically my brand.

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  • PeenPeen Registered User regular
    “Why is there no [obscure option] option?” because I achieve one orgasm for every 200 trivial mistakes I point out
    I think it's probably telling that two out of the three librarians (that I know about) who voted in this poll picked the option I did.

  • Donovan PuppyfuckerDonovan Puppyfucker A dagger in the dark is worth a thousand swords in the morningRegistered User regular
    Joke option Larlar, because I’m older than I would like to deal with right now
    Telling that you like to stalk librarians?

  • PeenPeen Registered User regular
    “Why is there no [obscure option] option?” because I achieve one orgasm for every 200 trivial mistakes I point out
    As a librarian myself it's important to know what my peers are doing because it may become necessary for me to consume them and take their power, duh.

  • BucketmanBucketman Call me SkraggRegistered User regular
    Joke option Larlar, because I’m older than I would like to deal with right now
    Poll Position for the NES

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  • see317see317 Registered User regular
    Joke option Larlar, because I’m older than I would like to deal with right now
    Kadith wrote: »
    every day is one day closer to the sweet release of death

    And each day feels longer than the one before, stretching into some interminable infinity.
    And yet, time itself feels more fleeting than ever, an individual day can last forever, but the seasons and years pass as the blink of an eye.

  • PoorochondriacPoorochondriac Ah, man Ah, jeezRegistered User regular
    Pokemon Go to the polls

  • EtchwartsEtchwarts Eyes Up Registered User regular
    Poorochondriac wrote: »
    Pokemon Go to the polls

    I will Cut the Knot do that

  • expendableexpendable Silly Goose Registered User regular
    The best one, because I am pure/dull
    Voting for the joke option somebody else provided isn't clever, it's just lazily copying their joke.

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  • Donovan PuppyfuckerDonovan Puppyfucker A dagger in the dark is worth a thousand swords in the morningRegistered User regular
    Joke option Larlar, because I’m older than I would like to deal with right now
    expendable wrote: »
    Voting for the joke option somebody else provided isn't clever, it's just lazily copying their joke.

    Take it easy there, Polly McPollface.

  • HeadCreepsHeadCreeps NOW IS THE TIME FOR DRINKING! Registered User regular
    Joke option Larlar, because I’m older than I would like to deal with right now
    we mortals are but shadows and dust

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  • PoorochondriacPoorochondriac Ah, man Ah, jeezRegistered User regular
    HeadCreeps wrote: »
    we mortals are but shadows and dust

    Not me, I'm mostly meat and mush

  • MrMonroeMrMonroe passed out on the floor nowRegistered User regular
    edited October 2019
    The best one, because I am pure/dull
    but I want everyone to understand that the only reason I didn't choose "what about [obscure option] option?" is because my contract with the Arrogant Berks Union prevents me from admitting it publicly

    wait, shit

    MrMonroe on
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  • sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    Joke option Larlar, because I’m older than I would like to deal with right now
    Poorochondriac wrote: »
    HeadCreeps wrote: »
    we mortals are but shadows and dust

    Not me, I'm mostly meat and mush

    Not me, I’m carved from solid steel


    Wait, no, says here “meat and mush”, yeah, same as you.

  • ElaroElaro Apologetic Registered User regular
    Joke option Larlar, because I’m older than I would like to deal with right now
    sarukun wrote: »
    Poorochondriac wrote: »
    HeadCreeps wrote: »
    we mortals are but shadows and dust

    Not me, I'm mostly meat and mush

    Not me, I’m carved from solid steel


    Wait, no, says here “meat and mush”, yeah, same as you.

    These days I'm mostly mush.

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