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Bad/Funny days at work.

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    RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited June 2007
    we'll surely avoid scurvy if we all eat an orange

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    AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    ouch i just crushed my finger in a door hinge

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    Skull ManSkull Man RIP KUSU Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Your gall drags it

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    BusterKBusterK Negativity is Boring Cynicism is Cowardice Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Not if all I eat otherwise is porridge

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    RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited June 2007
    this painting will be better if we use Silver

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    BusterKBusterK Negativity is Boring Cynicism is Cowardice Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Anyone want a peanut?

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    trentsteeltrentsteel Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
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    Skull ManSkull Man RIP KUSU Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    my sister wears sweaters or the snow will chill her

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    BusterKBusterK Negativity is Boring Cynicism is Cowardice Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    He's really short on chaaarm

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    SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    edited June 2007
    BusterK wrote: »
    Anyone want a peanut?

    Yes

    Yes.

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    RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Skull Man wrote: »
    my sister wears sweaters or the snow will chill her

    NOPE

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    Skull ManSkull Man RIP KUSU Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Raneados wrote: »
    Skull Man wrote: »
    my sister wears sweaters or the snow will chill her

    NOPE

    fuck you

    let's go to the videotape

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    RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited June 2007
    the videotape

    she says no

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    AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Sheri wrote: »
    BusterK wrote: »
    Anyone want a peanut?

    Yes

    Yes.

    Hee.

    I get it!

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    SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Smart Hero wrote: »
    Sheri wrote: »
    BusterK wrote: »
    Anyone want a peanut?

    Yes

    Yes.

    Hee.

    I get it!

    h5

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    The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Wow.

    I am having a bad/funny day at work.

    Some broad brings their 18 year old son storming through the E.R. like it's some huge fucking emergency and oh god he should have top priority.

    Motherfucker just has sunburn.

    And to top it off, he's a ginger.

    what did he think the sun would do to him?

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    OrestesOrestes Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Smart Hero wrote: »
    ouch i just crushed my finger in a door hinge

    NO, the word door-hinge does not rhyme with orange. You do not pronounce the word orange as "ore-hinge".

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    ikuraikura Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    I work at Macy's (yay retail) and part of my job is to check dressing rooms. Well, people fucking suck. Here's a list of things that have been found in our dressing rooms: used tampons/pads, shit, pee, ink from exploded ink tags, jagged shards of glass and metal, blood, and semen.

    Also, this old lady shit all over EVERYTHING in the bathroom. Like, she came up the escalator and trailed it on the floor all the way to the bathroom and then somehow managed to get it everywhere in the stall. I felt bad for whoever had to clean it up.

    We had this guy in a wheelchair decide not to take the elevator and instead go up the escalator. Well, he made it upstairs but his wheelchair didn't. It fell down the escalator and almost hit this little girl who was screaming bloody murder.

    I hate retail.

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    BogeyBogey I'm back, baby! Santa Monica, CAModerator mod
    edited June 2007
    emot_scared.gif Oh my God...

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    The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Man.

    I don't care if he was a cripple.

    I'd have punched him for that.

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    ikuraikura Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Man.

    I don't care if he was a cripple.

    I'd have punched him for that.

    Yeah, he was all, "But I do it all the time in Sears!" My coworker just about had a coronary trying to restrain herself from yelling at him. One of the managers had to calm the little girl down too.

    Also, a coworker's husband just recently burned to death when the house he was in caught on fire. THAT sucked.

    And my boss makes fun of me because I have OCD.

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    RedTideRedTide Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    OldSundown wrote: »
    About a week of grueling paper-work and manual labor, the inspector comes in.

    And the system does not meet the fire code.

    They are too tall for the "sprinklers to adequatly cover the room".

    I know this is heinously late and all, but thats a totally legit and sound reason, not some bureaucratic nonsense.

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    ArtreusArtreus I'm a wizard And that looks fucked upRegistered User regular
    edited June 2007
    ikura wrote: »
    Man.

    I don't care if he was a cripple.

    I'd have punched him for that.

    Yeah, he was all, "But I do it all the time in Sears!" My coworker just about had a coronary trying to restrain herself from yelling at him. One of the managers had to calm the little girl down too.

    Also, a coworker's husband just recently burned to death when the house he was in caught on fire. THAT sucked.

    And my boss makes fun of me because I have OCD.

    Also how the hell did I not know you have OCD?

    As for my work.. can't really complain other than the fact that it is hideously boring. huzzah sorting literally thousands of small car parts, inspecting each one.

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