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The [GIF] thread is mourning Stephen Wilhite by arguing about pronunciation (nsf56k)

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    ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    I will sometimes have a hard time getting a proper friction going on a fresh trash bag to open and floof it out.

    I don't lick my fingers to get it started though, on account of the trash handled recently.

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    FencingsaxFencingsax It is difficult to get a man to understand, when his salary depends upon his not understanding GNU Terry PratchettRegistered User regular
    edited March 2020
    New bills, especially 1s are a bastard to separate, but I would never lick my fingers, because handling money makes fingers gross.

    Fencingsax on
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    OptyOpty Registered User regular
    I wonder if licking your fingers is nature or nurture. When I see people do it they do it reflexively like it's second nature.

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    PinfeldorfPinfeldorf Yeah ZestRegistered User regular
    Opty wrote: »
    I wonder if licking your fingers is nature or nurture. When I see people do it they do it reflexively like it's second nature.

    I don't think nature factors in to it, since we invented paper. It's a learned behavior and muscle memory tells them their finger isn't catching the page, better lick my finger!

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    klemmingklemming Registered User regular
    Never be afraid to be different:

    Nobody remembers the singer. The song remains.
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    SyngyneSyngyne Registered User regular
    Pinfeldorf wrote: »
    Opty wrote: »
    I wonder if licking your fingers is nature or nurture. When I see people do it they do it reflexively like it's second nature.

    I don't think nature factors in to it, since we invented paper. It's a learned behavior and muscle memory tells them their finger isn't catching the page, better lick my finger!

    I guess I developed a different set of muscle memory. I just curse softly, increasing in volume the longer it takes for my finger to catch.

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    SkeithSkeith Registered User regular
    One of these dogs showed the proper respect.



    The other, not so much.

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    PinfeldorfPinfeldorf Yeah ZestRegistered User regular
    That dog learned a valuable lesson:

    Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.

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    JedocJedoc In the scuppers with the staggers and jagsRegistered User regular
    That dog clearly knows that cat. This was the desired outcome.

    Hooray! Participation!

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    OptyOpty Registered User regular
    Pinfeldorf wrote: »
    Opty wrote: »
    I wonder if licking your fingers is nature or nurture. When I see people do it they do it reflexively like it's second nature.

    I don't think nature factors in to it, since we invented paper. It's a learned behavior and muscle memory tells them their finger isn't catching the page, better lick my finger!

    Now that I think about it, spitting on your hand to increase grip existed before paper in the form of spitting on your hands before gripping something like an axe or a rope. I bet licking your finger is an extension of that.

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    Duke 2.0Duke 2.0 Time Trash Cat Registered User regular
    The only thing that dog learned is cats are fun and run good

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    JedocJedoc In the scuppers with the staggers and jagsRegistered User regular
    Opty wrote: »
    Pinfeldorf wrote: »
    Opty wrote: »
    I wonder if licking your fingers is nature or nurture. When I see people do it they do it reflexively like it's second nature.

    I don't think nature factors in to it, since we invented paper. It's a learned behavior and muscle memory tells them their finger isn't catching the page, better lick my finger!

    Now that I think about it, spitting on your hand to increase grip existed before paper in the form of spitting on your hands before gripping something like an axe or a rope. I bet licking your finger is an extension of that.

    Listen, that axe you borrowed? Go ahead and keep it.

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    BedlamBedlam Registered User regular
    Nobody likes an unwashed axe.

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    GvzbgulGvzbgul Registered User regular
    Axe is a substitute for washing.

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    see317see317 Registered User regular
    You have to at least wipe your axe once you're done using it.

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    WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    Fencingsax wrote: »
    New bills, especially 1s are a bastard to separate, but I would never lick my fingers, because handling money makes fingers gross.

    Sometimes I get shipments of cash that are freshly minted, and my machine even has a hard time separating them. The solution I've come up with is to literally take the whole stack of bills, and chuck it against the wall a couple of times. Stack it all back up, twist both sides in opposite directions a couple of times, slam it on the desk, and then the machine generally runs the bills fine.

    So basically like distressing fresh denim.

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    David_TDavid_T A fashion yes-man is no good to me. Copenhagen, DenmarkRegistered User regular
    That's a rather literal take on fighting capitalism, but OK.

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    Rhesus PositiveRhesus Positive GNU Terry Pratchett Registered User regular
    I think that's a step in money laundering, also

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    klemmingklemming Registered User regular
    Deepfakes are fucking creepy:

    Nobody remembers the singer. The song remains.
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    JedocJedoc In the scuppers with the staggers and jagsRegistered User regular
    Man, that's wild. The Chewbacca/Jason Momoa swap is seamless.

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    ShortyShorty touching the meat Intergalactic Cool CourtRegistered User regular
    wow I hate it

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    BedlamBedlam Registered User regular

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    webguy20webguy20 I spend too much time on the Internet Registered User regular
    Shorty wrote: »
    wow I hate it

    Pratt fits pretty well but for that damn mustache.

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    Rhesus PositiveRhesus Positive GNU Terry Pratchett Registered User regular
    Fly through that ring for a time bonus

    [Muffled sounds of gorilla violence]
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    GrogGrog My sword is only steel in a useful shape.Registered User regular
    weird that they cast an asian lady as leia

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    SkeithSkeith Registered User regular
    edited March 2020


    edit- sound on.


    He's okay, but the only link I have is to the Daily Mail, so... take it salted, I guess?

    edit- have another with sound.

    Skeith on
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    klemmingklemming Registered User regular
    Tower of cats:

    Nobody remembers the singer. The song remains.
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    see317see317 Registered User regular
    klemming wrote: »
    Tower of cats:

    These Towers of Hanoi puzzles are getting better at hiding, but I still see them for what they are.

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    ShortyShorty touching the meat Intergalactic Cool CourtRegistered User regular
    that orange lad's got some very good eyeliner

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    HefflingHeffling No Pic EverRegistered User regular
    edited March 2020
    Bedlam wrote: »
    Nobody likes an unwashed axe.

    Do you wash your axe with:

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    I do, because I want my axe to smell like a douchebag.

    Heffling on
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    chamberlainchamberlain Registered User regular
    Skeith wrote: »

    I am so tired of Souls-likes.

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    klemmingklemming Registered User regular

    Nobody remembers the singer. The song remains.
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    cB557cB557 voOOP Registered User regular

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    SkeithSkeith Registered User regular

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    klemmingklemming Registered User regular

    Nobody remembers the singer. The song remains.
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    BedlamBedlam Registered User regular
    Ok the dog is playing with a toy
    Annnnd theres a moth on the stove?
    And the dog dosent hunt the moth, he just plays with his stick.

    Took me many loops to work out what the "Stick" actually was :rotate:

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    klemmingklemming Registered User regular

    Nobody remembers the singer. The song remains.
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    Donovan PuppyfuckerDonovan Puppyfucker A dagger in the dark is worth a thousand swords in the morningRegistered User regular
    klemming wrote: »

    https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x6tn4j5

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    SkeithSkeith Registered User regular

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    PinfeldorfPinfeldorf Yeah ZestRegistered User regular
    What the fuck is he making?

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