Penny Arcade - Comic - Reef Madness

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edited December 2019 in The Penny Arcade Hub

imagePenny Arcade - Comic - Reef Madness

Videogaming-related online strip by Mike Krahulik and Jerry Holkins. Includes news and commentary.

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  • SpinelesSSpinelesS Registered User regular
    Another Script taken straight from real life...

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  • Anon von ZilchAnon von Zilch Registered User regular
    Dang, Tycho's zoophilia be that Old Lore.

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  • TofystedethTofystedeth veni, veneri, vamoosi Registered User regular
    "Sunder your privacy" is a good phrase.

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  • PohtHehdPohtHehd Registered User regular
    edited December 2019
    {Two roads diverged in a yellow wood,
    And sorry I could not travel both} - "You know how I get detailed stats on your computer usage and search history?"
    {And be one traveler, long I stood} - "No. You do that?!"
    {And looked down one as far as I could
    To where it bent in the undergrowth;} - "I find a lot of good sites this way."

    {Then took the other, as just as fair,
    And having perhaps the better claim,} - "Anyway. Lately, you're spending a lot of time on r/ReefTanks. Why?"
    {Because it was grassy and wanted wear;} - "I dunno. Fish, I guess? I like the pretty fish...?"
    {Though as for that the passing there
    Had worn them really about the same,} - "You should be looking at way cooler stuff."

    {And both that morning equally lay
    In leaves no step had trodden black.} - "Nobody's even fucking these fish."
    {Oh, I kept the first for another day!
    Yet knowing how way leads on to way,
    I doubted if I should ever come back.} - "Sorry...?"

    {I shall be telling this with a sigh
    Somewhere ages and ages hence:
    Two roads diverged in a wood, and I—
    I took the one less traveled by,} - "Man, I didn't sunder your privacy to look at a bunch of chaste-ass fish."
    {And that has made all the difference.} - "*SLAP*"

    tl;dr: Very good writing in this comic.

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  • DelzhandDelzhand Hard to miss. Registered User regular
    Fuck, that's a good title.

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  • PohtHehdPohtHehd Registered User regular
    arrogant
    [ˈerəɡənt]
    having or revealing an exaggerated sense of one's own importance or abilities.

    ignorant
    [ˈiɡnərənt]
    lacking knowledge or awareness in general; uneducated or unsophisticated.

    Ever heard the adage “don’t compare apples to oranges?” We all know what it means: comparing the two doesn’t make practical sense because they are very different.
    But have you ever stopped and thought about how you might literally compare apples and oranges? Let’s make a quick list.

    Both are fruits. Both have seeds. You can make juice with either. You can get both at the grocery store. Both contain vitamin C.

    Differences; Apples have a thin exterior; oranges do not. Oranges already come in slices; apples do not. Oranges are typically sourer than apples. They are different colors. Apples have more varieties.

    In a similar way, you can compare poems that don’t immediately seem to have anything in common.

    prosody
    [ˈpräsədē]

    the patterns of rhythm and sound used in poetry.

    (# of syllables)

    "You(1) know(2) how(3) I(4) get(5) detailed(7) stats(8) on(9) your(10)
    computer(3) usage(5) and(6) search(7) history(10)?"

    "Two(1) roads(2) diverged(4) in(5) a(6) yellow(8) wood(9),
    And(1) sorry(3) I(4) could(5) not(6) travel(8) both(9)"

    A wise man needs only a blade of grass.(10)
    A fool, then, would need an entire garden.(10)

  • MichaelLCMichaelLC In what furnace was thy brain? ChicagoRegistered User regular
    One PA thread is not like the other; it's apples and oranges.

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  • Zoku GojiraZoku Gojira Monster IslandRegistered User regular
    MichaelLC wrote: »
    One PA thread is not like the other; it's apples and oranges.

    Nobody’s even fucking these apples and oranges. Is this still Penny Arcade?

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  • TofystedethTofystedeth veni, veneri, vamoosi Registered User regular
    MichaelLC wrote: »
    One PA thread is not like the other; it's apples and oranges.

    Nobody’s even fucking these apples and oranges. Is this still Penny Arcade?

    You gotta put some long necks on them.

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  • DaimarDaimar A Million Feet Tall of Awesome Registered User regular
    MichaelLC wrote: »
    One PA thread is not like the other; it's apples and oranges.

    Nobody’s even fucking these apples and oranges. Is this still Penny Arcade?

    You gotta put some long necks on them.

    So you're more of a pear fancier...

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  • TofystedethTofystedeth veni, veneri, vamoosi Registered User regular
    Daimar wrote: »
    MichaelLC wrote: »
    One PA thread is not like the other; it's apples and oranges.

    Nobody’s even fucking these apples and oranges. Is this still Penny Arcade?

    You gotta put some long necks on them.

    So you're more of a pear fancier...

    Spoilered for NSFW art.
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