Shakira or J Lo? The Eternal Question

Raijin Quickfoot

With the impending Super Bowl coming up, the only thing anyone really cares about are the commercials and the halftime show.

In between these events they play football but who cares?

The real competition is RIGHT HERE!

IT IS TIME TO DECIDE, ONCE AND FOR ALL, WHO IS OBJECTIVELY BETTER?

SHAKIRA?


Or

J Lo



Whose music would you rather listen to?

Who would you rather go slacks shopping with?

Who would you want to take on a fishing trip to the Ozarks?

Take all of the information into consideration and make the final choice.



Larlar is probably going to win....

mcp

What are you even doing

Raijin Quickfoot

Shakira

mcp wrote: »

What are you even doing

Getting answers!

Munkus Beaver

Larlar

I like Larlar's debut album the most.

Chincymcchilla

Kesha

Hermano

Shakira

Raijin Quickfoot wrote: »

mcp wrote: »

What are you even doing

Getting answers!

You want answers?

3cl1ps3

Shakira

This is a question people have?

Raijin Quickfoot

Shakira

Hermano wrote: »

Raijin Quickfoot wrote: »

mcp wrote: »

What are you even doing

Getting answers!

You want answers?

YES

Raijin Quickfoot

Shakira

3clipse wrote: »

This is a question people have?

I mean... Sure.

Tallahasseeriel

Shakira

I cant watch the big game this year because my antenna doesn't pick up fox

Hermano

Shakira

Raijin Quickfoot wrote: »

Hermano wrote: »

Raijin Quickfoot wrote: »

mcp wrote: »

What are you even doing

Getting answers!

You want answers?

YES

Ffs Raijin you're supposed to yell "I WANT THE TRUTH"

unbelievable, I cant work with these amateurs

Raijin Quickfoot

Shakira

Hermano wrote: »

Raijin Quickfoot wrote: »

Hermano wrote: »

Raijin Quickfoot wrote: »

mcp wrote: »

What are you even doing

Getting answers!

You want answers?

YES

Ffs Raijin you're supposed to tell "I WANT THE TRUTH"

unbelievable, I cant work with these amateurs

I'm not setting you up!

Hermano

Shakira

Raijin Quickfoot wrote: »

Hermano wrote: »

Raijin Quickfoot wrote: »

Hermano wrote: »

Raijin Quickfoot wrote: »

mcp wrote: »

What are you even doing

Getting answers!

You want answers?

YES

Ffs Raijin you're supposed to tell "I WANT THE TRUTH"

unbelievable, I cant work with these amateurs

I'm not setting you up!

You will roux this day

Raijin Quickfoot

Shakira

I'm glad to see this poll going the correct direction

Donovan Puppyfucker

Larlar

Stefani Germanotta crushes them both, her half-time performance fucking owned.

So of course I had to vote for Larlar in this incredibly biased poll.

Raijin Quickfoot

Shakira

chrishallett83 wrote: »

Stefani Germanotta crushes them both, her half-time performance fucking owned.

So of course I had to vote for Larlar in this incredibly biased poll.

There is no bias. The poll is not "WHO IS THE BEST FEMALE MUSICIAN"

This is a direct competition between Shakira and J Lo

DarkPrimus

J Lo

These hips don't lie... J Lo is the better actress.

Etchwarts

Shakira

I appreciate a woman who is honest

facetious

Shakira

Are you joking this isn't even a question it's obviously Shakira (though JLo has her moments)

Straightzi

Shakira

Shakira

Centipede Damascus

Shakira

as a musician, it's definitely Shakira

jgeis

J Lo

Voting for J Lo entirely on the strength of Waiting for Tonight, which is an S-tier banger.

Zxerol

yo but did you see Hustlers tho 👀

Houk the Namebringer

I refuse to choose and you can't make me

LaOs

Houk the Namebringer wrote: »

I refuse to choose and you can't make me

I agreed, but the answer is actually Shakira. Totally.

Label

This is hard.

Shakira is a vote option, but so is Larlar.

Magic Pink

Larlar

DEFINITELY Larlar.

Raijin Quickfoot

Shakira

For those pondering J Lo ask yourself this...


Does J Lo have any songs with a pan flute in them?

SHAKIRA DOES

Ringo

Shakira

I feel like this is a lot of JLo negativity that is undeserved

I'm a Shakira fan, but ain't nothing wrong with JLo

Also, Waiting For Tonight is the only Y2K song to survive the Willenium. It's excellent

Peewi

Larlar

https://youtu.be/ussCHoQttyQ

Donovan Puppyfucker

Larlar

Raijin Quickfoot wrote: »

chrishallett83 wrote: »

Stefani Germanotta crushes them both, her half-time performance fucking owned.

So of course I had to vote for Larlar in this incredibly biased poll.

There is no bias. The poll is not "WHO IS THE BEST FEMALE MUSICIAN"

This is a direct competition between Shakira and J Lo

No bias? Is that why one picture is of Shakira in a screen-filling studio portrait with hair, makeup, and lighting, and the other is a postage-stamp sized smartphone pic of Jennifer Lopez seemingly as she shuffles off a plane, blearly-eyed and devoid of any professional styling, under harsh flourescent light?

I'm on to you, Steve!

Bizazedo

Shakira

chrishallett83 wrote: »

No bias? Is that why one picture is of Shakira in a screen-filling studio portrait with hair, makeup, and lighting, and the other is a postage-stamp sized smartphone pic of Jennifer Lopez seemingly as she shuffles off a plane, blearly-eyed and devoid of any professional styling, under harsh flourescent light?

I'm on to you, Steve!

Shakira is always camera ready!

She is Shakira.

Juggernut

Shakira

Shakira the eternal question has been answered there you go you're welcome now everybody go home.

Raijin Quickfoot

Shakira

chrishallett83 wrote: »

Raijin Quickfoot wrote: »

chrishallett83 wrote: »

Stefani Germanotta crushes them both, her half-time performance fucking owned.

So of course I had to vote for Larlar in this incredibly biased poll.

There is no bias. The poll is not "WHO IS THE BEST FEMALE MUSICIAN"

This is a direct competition between Shakira and J Lo

No bias? Is that why one picture is of Shakira in a screen-filling studio portrait with hair, makeup, and lighting, and the other is a postage-stamp sized smartphone pic of Jennifer Lopez seemingly as she shuffles off a plane, blearly-eyed and devoid of any professional styling, under harsh flourescent light?

I'm on to you, Steve!

I have NO IDEA what you're talking about! Both of those pics are basically the same quality.

Garlic Bread

Chincymcchilla wrote: »

Kesha

also: Robyn

Raijin Quickfoot

Shakira

Garlic Bread wrote: »

Chincymcchilla wrote: »

Kesha

also: Robyn

That has nothing to do with this thread!!

Lucedes

Larlar

i would rather listen to larlar's music, honestly speaking.

Tallahasseeriel

Shakira

I remind you that your hips are under oath

Captain Inertia

J Lo

Why must we pick

Wearingglasses

They both got good hips, I think

mcp

I listened to let's get loud by jlo on the ride home from work just to spite raijin an it was a lot of fun so take that naysayers