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Shakira or J Lo? The Eternal Question

Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
edited January 2020 in Social Entropy++
With the impending Super Bowl coming up, the only thing anyone really cares about are the commercials and the halftime show.

In between these events they play football but who cares?

The real competition is RIGHT HERE!

IT IS TIME TO DECIDE, ONCE AND FOR ALL, WHO IS OBJECTIVELY BETTER?

SHAKIRA?
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Or

J Lo
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Whose music would you rather listen to?

Who would you rather go slacks shopping with?

Who would you want to take on a fishing trip to the Ozarks?

Take all of the information into consideration and make the final choice.



Larlar is probably going to win....

Raijin Quickfoot on

Shakira or J Lo? The Eternal Question 109 votes

Shakira
66%
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J Lo
9%
A duck!DarkPrimusMarathonZonugalCaptain Inertiapots+pansjgeisfortisMagellBillyIdle 10 votes
Larlar
24%
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    mcpmcp Registered User regular
    What are you even doing

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    Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Shakira
    mcp wrote: »
    What are you even doing

    Getting answers!

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    Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Larlar
    I like Larlar's debut album the most.

    Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but dies in the process.
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    ChincymcchillaChincymcchilla Registered User regular
    Kesha

    I have a podcast about Power Rangers:Teenagers With Attitude | TWA Facebook Group
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    HermanoHermano Registered User regular
    Shakira
    mcp wrote: »
    What are you even doing

    Getting answers!

    You want answers?


    PSN- AHermano
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    3cl1ps33cl1ps3 I will build a labyrinth to house the cheese Registered User regular
    Shakira
    This is a question people have?

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    Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Shakira
    Hermano wrote: »
    mcp wrote: »
    What are you even doing

    Getting answers!

    You want answers?

    YES

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    Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Shakira
    3clipse wrote: »
    This is a question people have?

    I mean... Sure.

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    UrielUriel Registered User regular
    Shakira
    I cant watch the big game this year because my antenna doesn't pick up fox

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    HermanoHermano Registered User regular
    edited February 2020
    Shakira
    Hermano wrote: »
    mcp wrote: »
    What are you even doing

    Getting answers!

    You want answers?

    YES

    Ffs Raijin you're supposed to yell "I WANT THE TRUTH"

    unbelievable, I cant work with these amateurs

    Hermano on

    PSN- AHermano
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    Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Shakira
    Hermano wrote: »
    Hermano wrote: »
    mcp wrote: »
    What are you even doing

    Getting answers!

    You want answers?

    YES

    Ffs Raijin you're supposed to tell "I WANT THE TRUTH"

    unbelievable, I cant work with these amateurs

    I'm not setting you up!

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    HermanoHermano Registered User regular
    Shakira
    Hermano wrote: »
    Hermano wrote: »
    mcp wrote: »
    What are you even doing

    Getting answers!

    You want answers?

    YES

    Ffs Raijin you're supposed to tell "I WANT THE TRUTH"

    unbelievable, I cant work with these amateurs

    I'm not setting you up!

    You will roux this day


    PSN- AHermano
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    Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Shakira
    I'm glad to see this poll going the correct direction

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    Donovan PuppyfuckerDonovan Puppyfucker A dagger in the dark is worth a thousand swords in the morningRegistered User regular
    Larlar
    Stefani Germanotta crushes them both, her half-time performance fucking owned.

    So of course I had to vote for Larlar in this incredibly biased poll.

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    Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Shakira
    Stefani Germanotta crushes them both, her half-time performance fucking owned.

    So of course I had to vote for Larlar in this incredibly biased poll.

    There is no bias. The poll is not "WHO IS THE BEST FEMALE MUSICIAN"

    This is a direct competition between Shakira and J Lo

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    DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    J Lo
    These hips don't lie... J Lo is the better actress.

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    EtchwartsEtchwarts Eyes Up Registered User regular
    Shakira
    I appreciate a woman who is honest

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    facetiousfacetious a wit so dry it shits sandRegistered User regular
    Shakira
    Are you joking this isn't even a question it's obviously Shakira (though JLo has her moments)

    "I am not young enough to know everything." - Oscar Wilde
    Real strong, facetious.

    Steam: Chagrin LoL: Bonhomie
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    StraightziStraightzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User regular
    Shakira
    Shakira

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    Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    Shakira
    as a musician, it's definitely Shakira

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    jgeisjgeis Registered User regular
    J Lo
    Voting for J Lo entirely on the strength of Waiting for Tonight, which is an S-tier banger.

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    ZxerolZxerol for the smaller pieces, my shovel wouldn't do so i took off my boot and used my shoeRegistered User regular
    yo but did you see Hustlers tho 👀

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    Houk the NamebringerHouk the Namebringer Nipples The EchidnaRegistered User regular
    I refuse to choose and you can't make me

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    LaOsLaOs SaskatoonRegistered User regular
    I refuse to choose and you can't make me

    I agreed, but the answer is actually Shakira. Totally.

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    LabelLabel Registered User regular
    This is hard.

    Shakira is a vote option, but so is Larlar.

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    Magic PinkMagic Pink Tur-Boner-Fed Registered User regular
    Larlar
    DEFINITELY Larlar.

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    Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Shakira
    For those pondering J Lo ask yourself this...


    Does J Lo have any songs with a pan flute in them?

    SHAKIRA DOES

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    RingoRingo He/Him a distinct lack of substanceRegistered User regular
    Shakira
    I feel like this is a lot of JLo negativity that is undeserved

    I'm a Shakira fan, but ain't nothing wrong with JLo

    Also, Waiting For Tonight is the only Y2K song to survive the Willenium. It's excellent

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    PeewiPeewi Registered User regular
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    Donovan PuppyfuckerDonovan Puppyfucker A dagger in the dark is worth a thousand swords in the morningRegistered User regular
    Larlar
    Stefani Germanotta crushes them both, her half-time performance fucking owned.

    So of course I had to vote for Larlar in this incredibly biased poll.

    There is no bias. The poll is not "WHO IS THE BEST FEMALE MUSICIAN"

    This is a direct competition between Shakira and J Lo

    No bias? Is that why one picture is of Shakira in a screen-filling studio portrait with hair, makeup, and lighting, and the other is a postage-stamp sized smartphone pic of Jennifer Lopez seemingly as she shuffles off a plane, blearly-eyed and devoid of any professional styling, under harsh flourescent light?

    I'm on to you, Steve!

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    BizazedoBizazedo Registered User regular
    Shakira

    No bias? Is that why one picture is of Shakira in a screen-filling studio portrait with hair, makeup, and lighting, and the other is a postage-stamp sized smartphone pic of Jennifer Lopez seemingly as she shuffles off a plane, blearly-eyed and devoid of any professional styling, under harsh flourescent light?

    I'm on to you, Steve!
    Shakira is always camera ready!

    She is Shakira.

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    JuggernutJuggernut Registered User regular
    Shakira
    Shakira the eternal question has been answered there you go you're welcome now everybody go home.

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    Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Shakira
    Stefani Germanotta crushes them both, her half-time performance fucking owned.

    So of course I had to vote for Larlar in this incredibly biased poll.

    There is no bias. The poll is not "WHO IS THE BEST FEMALE MUSICIAN"

    This is a direct competition between Shakira and J Lo

    No bias? Is that why one picture is of Shakira in a screen-filling studio portrait with hair, makeup, and lighting, and the other is a postage-stamp sized smartphone pic of Jennifer Lopez seemingly as she shuffles off a plane, blearly-eyed and devoid of any professional styling, under harsh flourescent light?

    I'm on to you, Steve!

    I have NO IDEA what you're talking about! Both of those pics are basically the same quality.

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    Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    Kesha

    also: Robyn

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    Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Shakira
    Kesha

    also: Robyn

    That has nothing to do with this thread!!

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    LucedesLucedes might be real Registered User regular
    Larlar
    i would rather listen to larlar's music, honestly speaking.

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    UrielUriel Registered User regular
    Shakira
    I remind you that your hips are under oath

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    Captain InertiaCaptain Inertia Registered User regular
    J Lo
    Why must we pick

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    WearingglassesWearingglasses Of the friendly neighborhood variety Registered User regular
    They both got good hips, I think

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    mcpmcp Registered User regular
    I listened to let's get loud by jlo on the ride home from work just to spite raijin an it was a lot of fun so take that naysayers

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