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Hard as a [Phalla] Tournament - Finished

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    38thDoe38thDoe lets never be stupid again wait lets always be stupid foreverRegistered User regular
    maybe but I hope not. This isn’t really a phalla as far as voting goes though. There is no mafia trying to drive on villagers. More like battle royals. Vote seems unneeded maybe?

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    Sir FabulousSir Fabulous Malevolent Squid God Registered User regular
    Round 2 - Fight!

    Chiharu. Are you done that updated

    ...

    Fighter roster yet?


    ~Nyaaaaa! It's hard! :bigfrown: It makes my head huuuuurt :confused:

    The public... needs... to... know which fighters are still... in the tournament...

    It's too hard to keep track of everyone :mad:! They move too quickly:exclamation:

    My brain's no good at math!!! It's good at finding... people's weak points!!:twisted:

    Like, AustinP0027. I thought this guy was out already!?!?!


    I believe he has adop...ted a defensive strategy. To our eyes... he appears both alive and dead... simultaneously. Have you ever heard... of Schrodinger's cat?

    I love cats :heartbeat: :heartbeat: :heartbeat::exclamation: ~Nyaaa, I have 18 cats of my own at home! They are so cuuuuute :cry:

    Yes, well... I believe that Schrodi-

    Woah! The Ref just took out another one! Romantic Undead? Awww. I hope they weren't fighting... for LOVE! I hate wimps who can't take a beating!:twisted:

    It looks like quite a number of other fighters are down as well. You're only going to fall further and further behind on your participant roster

    Leggy! Can you do it instead :rotate:? I just know you're, um, amazing! :star: At. Boring stuff like that!!! :cool: I really look up to you :mrgreen:.

    Very well... I shall... produce an updated roster.

    But it will take... a little bit more time... Chiharu.


    Okay whatever just tell me when you're done! I'll keep watching the action :biggrin: !



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    2. Burnage
    3. Arasaki
    4. ObiFett
    5. Gizzy

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    Sir FabulousSir Fabulous Malevolent Squid God Registered User regular
    PMs are out. Let me know if you think something's off.

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    LucedesLucedes might be real Registered User regular
    well, that's half of us dead in two days. that's more in line with expectations.
    surviving players (afaict, let me know if there are mistakes):

    2. Bluecyan
    4. AustinP0027
    5. Egos
    7. Jdarksun
    8. Shalmelo
    10. Locus
    12. Premium
    15. Virgil_Leads_You
    17. Lucedes
    18. Zombie Hero
    19. 38thDoe

    shalmelo why is AustinP not dead yet? you declared your intent.
    maybe it scared off other attackers...? maybe AustinP cannot be slain.

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    shalmeloshalmelo sees no evil Registered User regular
    Lucedes wrote: »
    well, that's half of us dead in two days. that's more in line with expectations.
    surviving players (afaict, let me know if there are mistakes):

    shalmelo why is AustinP not dead yet? you declared your intent.
    maybe it scared off other attackers...? maybe AustinP cannot be slain.

    I didn't declare any intent, I declared that I hit him hard on night 1 and was a little annoyed that it was public knowledge that he was a soft target. Tonight I was hoping to get him with the vote and attacked somebody else. Oops.

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    Virgil_Leads_YouVirgil_Leads_You Proud Father House GardenerRegistered User regular

    Leggy! Can you do it instead :rotate:? I just know you're, um, amazing! :star: At. Boring stuff like that!!! :cool: I really look up to you :mrgreen:.

    You are legit making me laugh my ass off.
    These are so fun

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    jdarksunjdarksun Struggler VARegistered User regular
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    AustinP0027AustinP0027 Registered User regular
    It's really a waste to vote me out. You all know how close to dead I am, so you'd waste the Ref by having them take me out.

    It'd be better to get a share of points of killing me going out to everyone and have the Ref potentially take out someone at full HP than waste the strength of the Ref on someone who you all know is almost dead.

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    BluecyanBluecyan Buzz.. Buzz Buzz? BUZZ! Buzz buzz BuzzRegistered User regular
    Mara think ref super strong.
    Mara like super strong people.
    Mara wonder what ref doing after fighty fight?

    *Mara uses wink
    *It's not very effective

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    LucedesLucedes might be real Registered User regular
    shoot, i have to vote here before work

    Locus[/color

    no reason, just one of the people who hasn't been super loud

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    LucedesLucedes might be real Registered User regular
    that broken tag gives me deep pain inside

    but i won't edit a post in a phalla(-like)

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    LocusLocus Trust Me The seaRegistered User regular
    Lucedes, I am personally offended and will never forgive you for this slight.

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    Virgil_Leads_YouVirgil_Leads_You Proud Father House GardenerRegistered User regular

    Aw, man. You're such a friggin'....
    I can't believe I spent so much time trying to defeat ya...
    Now get up and fight Burnage!

    One last go!

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    Virgil_Leads_YouVirgil_Leads_You Proud Father House GardenerRegistered User regular
    Lucedes wrote: »
    that broken tag gives me deep pain inside

    but i won't edit a post in a phalla(-like)

    Hah, looks like this one's gone weak to the legs, when around the ref!
    Lucedes must be trying to smuggle something poisonous in

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    BluecyanBluecyan Buzz.. Buzz Buzz? BUZZ! Buzz buzz BuzzRegistered User regular
    jdarksun wrote: »
    AustinP let's open this box and collapse the waveform.

    Mara
    jdarksun wrote: »
    AustinP let's open this box and collapse the waveform.

    No open box! Boxes scary! Maybe fakey box!

    Mara collapse jdarksun instead.

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    BluecyanBluecyan Buzz.. Buzz Buzz? BUZZ! Buzz buzz BuzzRegistered User regular
    Mara feel shame at misquote. Mara sad. Mara no can fix though.

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    AustinP0027AustinP0027 Registered User regular
    Real quiet in here.

    Lucedes

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    Sir FabulousSir Fabulous Malevolent Squid God Registered User regular
    When the noise of battle... fades...

    And there is nothing...

    But the quiet intensity of two fighters...

    Dancing in synchronicity.

    This is the beauty of Hard as a Rock

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    Zombie HeroZombie Hero Registered User regular
    Has anyone been poisoned? I don't know if anyone would want to admit to getting hit like that, but not sure how to track down the poison fist, or really any of the illegal arts.

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    shalmeloshalmelo sees no evil Registered User regular
    I am going to do so terribly on the exam. I'm setting my personal over/under at 3.5 and thinking seriously about betting the under.

    Lucedes is fine.

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    38thDoe38thDoe lets never be stupid again wait lets always be stupid foreverRegistered User regular
    AustinP let's open this box and colla

    Lazy vote

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    Sir FabulousSir Fabulous Malevolent Squid God Registered User regular
    @Egos @premium Get your votes in.

    Having some minor internet troubles.

    Hopefully shouldn't delay results.

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    EgosEgos Registered User regular
    premium
    sorry fab

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    premiumpremium Registered User regular
    Ah! Almost missed close.
    Lucedes

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    Sir FabulousSir Fabulous Malevolent Squid God Registered User regular
    edited February 2020
    Round 3 - Fight!

    ~Nyaaaaahahahahaha! Another super powerful punch from the Ref:exclamation:

    Whoever took that hit's gonna be smarting whenever they wake up tomorrow :lol::lol:

    They're taking a while to go down but, er, it shouldn't be long now.

    Until... they... :eh:

    What the fricking frack :eek::exclamation: Nobody should be able to live a hit from the Ref!

    What's going on?


    Chiharu, I have finished my roster update.

    A couple interesting notes. No Arrogant, Lithe, or Poison Fist fighters have been knocked out of the tournament so far!

    In addition, at least one participant is still competing without a Trait at all...

    I am sure... they must be very proud.


    You're so focused on your numbers that you aren't even looking at what's happening down below! There aren't many fighters left now!


    Sorry for the short Narration tonight, folks. Don't know when my internet's going to cut out again.

    Defeated Tonight:
    1. Jdarksun
    2. AustinP0027
    3. Shalmelo

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    Sir FabulousSir Fabulous Malevolent Squid God Registered User regular
    Results are out.

    Getting to the cream of the crop now!

    Let me know if you think I messed up your results somehow (I probably did to at least one of you).

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    Virgil_Leads_YouVirgil_Leads_You Proud Father House GardenerRegistered User regular
    Dang how much health do you need to survive a hit from the ref?

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    Virgil_Leads_YouVirgil_Leads_You Proud Father House GardenerRegistered User regular
    edited February 2020
    [HP = 10 + (2*END)]
    so End 6+?
    no wait that would be 40 damage if the torso strike wasn't blocked

    Virgil_Leads_You on
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    LucedesLucedes might be real Registered User regular
    my love for you is like a truck
    BERSERKER

    also thanks for voting me out
    sorry it didn't work

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    Zombie HeroZombie Hero Registered User regular
    Lucedes either alien (immune to vote) or berserker and at 1 hp.

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    Virgil_Leads_YouVirgil_Leads_You Proud Father House GardenerRegistered User regular
    Easy thing would be Lucedes to find out right?

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    LucedesLucedes might be real Registered User regular
    i mean, why would i lie to you and torso block again tonight

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    Virgil_Leads_YouVirgil_Leads_You Proud Father House GardenerRegistered User regular
    I mean, if honest +10 strength is scary tho.

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    Virgil_Leads_YouVirgil_Leads_You Proud Father House GardenerRegistered User regular
    Flip side,
    HOLY SHIT HE TANKED THE REF

    I wanna team up with that guy!

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    LucedesLucedes might be real Registered User regular
    surviving players:

    2. Bluecyan
    5. Egos
    10. Locus
    12. Premium
    15. Virgil_Leads_You
    17. Lucedes
    18. Zombie Hero
    19. 38thDoe

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    BluecyanBluecyan Buzz.. Buzz Buzz? BUZZ! Buzz buzz BuzzRegistered User regular
    Mara relationship with Ref over. Mara eye only for color spewey bird! Mara want taste rainbow.

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    Zombie HeroZombie Hero Registered User regular
    We can’t let berserker trait fall into the hands of the cannibal, if that is what happened.

    Lucedes

    If lucedes is the alien then she will be fine, and the ref will look foolish.

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    LucedesLucedes might be real Registered User regular
    i don't think you want the cannibal to be an alien either, thinking about it,
    but tanking any individual night with 1HP left seems very strong.

    38thDoe would probably be a more productive vote than me.

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    BluecyanBluecyan Buzz.. Buzz Buzz? BUZZ! Buzz buzz BuzzRegistered User regular
    Birdy say shiney metal deer bad.
    Ref man use squish on 38thDoe

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    EgosEgos Registered User regular
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    Locus

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