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Are you a bad enough dude to be an American

joshofalltradesjoshofalltrades Class TraitorSmoke-filled roomRegistered User regular
A survey by the Woodrow Wilson National Fellowship Foundation found that 2 out of 3 Americans would fail a basic citizenship test we require applicants to pass

Furthermore, people under 45 are less likely to pass than those 65 and over!

Fuckin'... goddamn millennials and their music

But how about you?

Do you have AMERICA smarts?

Take the test

I got an 85%, which is 25% more than I need to prove how American I am

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The test takes a random 20 questions out of 100, so it's possible you'll get easier questions than I did, or maybe harder questions

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    Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    90% here

    Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but dies in the process.
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    joshofalltradesjoshofalltrades Class Traitor Smoke-filled roomRegistered User regular
    What the test doesn't measure is the size of your bootstraps

    Which is good because I don't actually own any

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    bowenbowen How you doin'? Registered User regular
    90% here

    samsies

    Looks like the questions change every time, I can see some of the really outlandish memorization ones fucking you on that test

    not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
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    OneAngryPossumOneAngryPossum Registered User regular
    95%, but my father was half US Constitution and my mom was a textbook.

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    A duck!A duck! Moderator, ClubPA Mod Emeritus
    95%. I went through too quickly and didn't realize one had an "All of the above" answer.

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    Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    bowen wrote: »
    90% here

    samsies

    Looks like the questions change every time, I can see some of the really outlandish memorization ones fucking you on that test

    I forgot Guam was a territory and answered the “one responsib8lity” question a little too fast to read all the answers

    Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but dies in the process.
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    StraightziStraightzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User regular
    95% as well.

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    MadicanMadican No face Registered User regular
    90% with 18 out of 20.

    Shame some of those questions mean nothing anymore, or at least display a stunning lack of self-awareness

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    Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Half of my questions were about the legislature.

    A couple were about who we fighting or why

    And the rest were basically memorizing current details (names, places)

    Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but dies in the process.
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    joshofalltradesjoshofalltrades Class Traitor Smoke-filled roomRegistered User regular
    Madican wrote: »
    90% with 18 out of 20.

    Shame some of those questions mean nothing anymore, or at least display a stunning lack of self-awareness

    I got one about the rule of law and you could be forgiven for thinking the president is above the law

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    bowenbowen How you doin'? Registered User regular
    Second run through got 100% and a different set of questions, first run through the selective service and responsibility question fucked me.

    not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
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    Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Madican wrote: »
    90% with 18 out of 20.

    Shame some of those questions mean nothing anymore, or at least display a stunning lack of self-awareness

    I got one about the rule of law and you could be forgiven for thinking the president is above the law

    Yeah there was that one weird question about the legality of a senator to inject himself with nanomachines and drive a nuclear tank to fuel the war economy but I got it right somehow

    Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but dies in the process.
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    Mr FuzzbuttMr Fuzzbutt Registered User regular
    90%, and I'm not American and don't intend to ever be.

    First question was, what stops one of the branches of government from becoming too powerful? The correct answer being, checks and balances.

    Which, after the last few years, lol. Just lmao.

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    MadicanMadican No face Registered User regular
    The two I missed were writer of the Federalist Papers John Madison and when the Constitution was written

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    3cl1ps33cl1ps3 I will build a labyrinth to house the cheese Registered User regular
    95% because I thought the Colorado River was longer than it actually is.

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    Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Madican wrote: »
    The two I missed were writer of the Federalist Papers John Madison and when the Constitution was written

    I didn’t even get asked those, I got the baby questions for babies

    Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but dies in the process.
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    joshofalltradesjoshofalltrades Class Traitor Smoke-filled roomRegistered User regular
    3clipse wrote: »
    95% because I thought the Colorado River was longer than it actually is.

    I picked the Rio Grande, that was one I missed
    Madican wrote: »
    The two I missed were writer of the Federalist Papers John Madison and when the Constitution was written

    This was another one I missed, I second guessed myself and picked Jefferson which is really stupid in retrospect

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    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    95

    I biffed the madison question

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    bowenbowen How you doin'? Registered User regular
    How many of you picked Adams instead of Madison

    not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
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    JansonJanson Registered User regular
    80%

    I’m not a citizen, yet... it’s much easier to just renew my green card so I’ll be doing that instead

    Idk if I want to become a citizen, at least during this presidency.

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    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    bowen wrote: »
    How many of you picked Adams instead of Madison

    jefferson cause I read the question too quickly, and then immediately remembered the correct answer

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    joshofalltradesjoshofalltrades Class Traitor Smoke-filled roomRegistered User regular
    Retook it and got a 100% but it doesn't count since there were a couple repeat questions

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    PsykomaPsykoma Registered User regular
    edited February 2020
    "Who lived in America before the Europeans arrived?"

    "C. Canadians"

    Psykoma on
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    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    Psykoma wrote: »
    "Who lived in America before the Europeans arrived?"

    "C. Canadians"

    Floridians

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    Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
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    I got the Rule of Law question wrong...

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    JavenJaven Registered User regular
    I got all of the questions right

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    Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    This does make me wonder what kind of questions would be on the SE++ citizenship test.

    Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but dies in the process.
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    MadicanMadican No face Registered User regular
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    bowen wrote: »
    How many of you picked Adams instead of Madison

    jefferson cause I read the question too quickly, and then immediately remembered the correct answer

    Yep!

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    Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    100%

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    MrGrimoireMrGrimoire Pixflare Registered User regular
    75%, but I've never set foot in America.

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    joshofalltradesjoshofalltrades Class Traitor Smoke-filled roomRegistered User regular
    MrGrimoire wrote: »
    75%, but I've never set foot in America.

    This humblebrag...

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    MadicanMadican No face Registered User regular
    This does make me wonder what kind of questions would be on the SE++ citizenship test.

    Questions about fuckstyles and jelqing I assume

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    joshofalltradesjoshofalltrades Class Traitor Smoke-filled roomRegistered User regular
    Where did they fuck?

    a) the boat

    b) a boat

    c) the yacht

    d) none of the above

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    Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Where did they fuck?

    a) the boat

    b) a boat

    c) the yacht

    d) none of the above

    Shit was it on "a" boat or on "the" boat.

    Cause I think it was "a" boat.

    Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but dies in the process.
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    3cl1ps33cl1ps3 I will build a labyrinth to house the cheese Registered User regular
    Every question would have Larlar as a potential answer.

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    ShortyShorty touching the meat Intergalactic Cool CourtRegistered User regular
    I won't lie, there was one answer I only knew because I've seen Hamilton

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    joshofalltradesjoshofalltrades Class Traitor Smoke-filled roomRegistered User regular
    3clipse wrote: »
    Every question would have Larlar as a potential answer.

    It would also happen to be the correct answer

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    StraightziStraightzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User regular
    This does make me wonder what kind of questions would be on the SE++ citizenship test.

    Choose one of the following:
    - Hellboy Cutout
    - Blowjob

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    Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    Where did they fuck?

    a) the boat

    b) a boat

    c) the yacht

    d) none of the above

    Shit was it on "a" boat or on "the" boat.

    Cause I think it was "a" boat.

    It was THE boat. the existence of the boat had been previously established

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    BucketmanBucketman Call me SkraggRegistered User regular
    I got 95%, not bad.
    This does make me wonder what kind of questions would be on the SE++ citizenship test.

    Question 1: Cocks, dicks:

    LoL

    Question 2: Who am I?

    Bizarro Stormy

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