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I prefer an abstinence-only schismus-education cirriculum.
Look, you tell your kids what you want, but I know kids today aren't going to wait until they invoke the six-mouthed raven in the ceremony of bonding before having sex. It's just not practical these days.
My condolences to those who happen to have schoolteachers for parents. It's gonna be a long and annoying month and a half.
My condolences for the schoolteachers. My wife - a college professor - just got word that she now needs to make videos and online coursework for the rest of the semester. They'll start Monday. It'll be easy, what with all this time at home oh wait that's right we have to young children.
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I also really like how the older child is just kind of going with it in the last panel. This is clearly not the first time he's had to deal with mind braiding.
My guess is that Schismus in this context is nothing more than a bit of arcano-babble that Jerry made up specifically for the strip.
It is definitely magical in nature, considering he dressed everyone in robes.
No.
They were braiding their minds so that Tycho could share his experience with Schismus, the genus of African and Eurasian plants he's experienced in his travels, then use their joint cognitive power to consider it.
DOES NO ONE TEACH BIOLOGY ANYMORE?! THIS IS 101 STUFF.
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This right here is exactly what's wrong with the current education system.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Schismus
Maybe it's a hallucinogen?
It is definitely magical in nature, considering he dressed everyone in robes.
Which is why Tycho gets divided in the last frame
Look, you tell your kids what you want, but I know kids today aren't going to wait until they invoke the six-mouthed raven in the ceremony of bonding before having sex. It's just not practical these days.
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My condolences for the schoolteachers. My wife - a college professor - just got word that she now needs to make videos and online coursework for the rest of the semester. They'll start Monday. It'll be easy, what with all this time at home oh wait that's right we have to young children.
Tycho is doing absinthe-only education here.
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No.
They were braiding their minds so that Tycho could share his experience with Schismus, the genus of African and Eurasian plants he's experienced in his travels, then use their joint cognitive power to consider it.
DOES NO ONE TEACH BIOLOGY ANYMORE?! THIS IS 101 STUFF.