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klemmingklemming Registered User regular
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How dare Penny Arcade be so presumptive and accurate.

Nobody remembers the singer. The song remains.
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  • HeadCreepsHeadCreeps NOW IS THE TIME FOR DRINKING! Registered User regular
  • klemmingklemming Registered User regular
    Nobody remembers the singer. The song remains.
  • klemmingklemming Registered User regular
    Nobody remembers the singer. The song remains.
  • RoyceSraphimRoyceSraphim Registered User regular
    klemming wrote: »

    Crushbot is 500 meters away

    400 meters away

    300 meters away

    200 meters away

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  • klemmingklemming Registered User regular
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    Dumbing of Age
    knitdan wrote:
    Dumbing of Age prediction: EvilDad’s plan is to frame Amber for the kidnappings to try and get her involuntarily committed so he no longer has to pay for her college. It will almost work but ToeDad will do something stupid at the last moment and mess up the whole plan.
    I can't see how that would work without actually killing the witnesses, and that assumes that the Dad's plan is one that makes sense and is fully thought through. Considering his track record, that's a pretty generous assumption.

    Nobody remembers the singer. The song remains.
  • klemmingklemming Registered User regular
    Nobody remembers the singer. The song remains.
  • GrogGrog My sword is only steel in a useful shape.Registered User regular
    klemming wrote: »

    getting a coyote vibe off this page

  • Commander ZoomCommander Zoom Registered User regular
    klemming wrote: »

    Crushbot is 500 meters away

    400 meters away

    300 meters away

    200 meters away

    "8 meters. 7, 6..."
    "That can't be, that's inside the room."
    "It's readin' right, man, look!"

  • RoyceSraphimRoyceSraphim Registered User regular
    Today's girl genius shows us that there's a career in their universe of tying your consciousness to a rather large being's expanded consciousness.

    I wonder what the benefits are considering its effect on your sanity

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  • Crimson KingCrimson King Registered User regular
    i always really enjoy being reminded that girl genius is, after all these years, still going

    just looked it up and it started in january 2001. the first month of the 21st century! 9/11 hadn't happened yet! and it has not changed even the tiniest little bit. god bless

  • statlerstatler Registered User regular
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    Steeple

    My approach to writing these comics is to make pages that are a hybrid between a print edition and a straight-up strip. So you get a little punchline payoff and some good panel density ("no splashes" is the rule), but also, they're designed in two-page spreads to be printed, maybe, one day (if anyone ever wants to). There is a conflict between advancing the plot and telling a joke; you can't throw away a page on a scene transition in the same way you can in print, with the next page just seconds away. That sucker is up when fresh for, as currently, forty-eight hours. And at the same time, you can't crash from scene to scene too much between pages because it won't make sense in print, and if you stick an extra page in for print to make things a bit clearer, it throws off the balance of all your double-page spreads and big-reveal (haha) page turns. So you have to put two boring pages in. Mind you, I think this email I'm currently writing might be a considered a boring page so perhaps I know nothing.

    Today's page is an unavoidable scene transition. I did my best within the constraints of the format. I jazzed it up with the following:
    1. Picture of Queen Victoria with little devil horns
    2. Carefully designed new character (see fig 1)
    3. Magus Tom Pendennis reading very interesting-looking book
    4. Under-table angle worthy of The Magnificent Ambersons
    5. Person in fedora. TRAY mysterious?

    FIG 1.
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    Now a page that could have been, and let me put this plainly, dull as ditchwater, is instead as rich as fruitcake. My gift... to you.

    John

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  • darunia106darunia106 J-bob in games Death MountainRegistered User regular
  • Kane Red RobeKane Red Robe Master of Magic ArcanusRegistered User regular
    I just want them girls to be happy and safe.

  • statlerstatler Registered User regular
  • OwenashiOwenashi Registered User regular
    darunia106 wrote: »
    Yes, I'm sure Cass will be there and not sitting in her room cutting off heads of paper-Undine-dolls and being all vulnerable to the dark side.

  • BrainleechBrainleech 機知に富んだコメントはここにあります Registered User regular
  • RoyceSraphimRoyceSraphim Registered User regular
    Brainleech wrote: »

    Tally Ho

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  • Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worse before it gets any better.Registered User regular
    Woo! Webcomics!

  • PeewiPeewi Registered User regular
    darunia106 wrote: »

    The Patreon post for this page says "HP's design actually has several little tweaks".

    Directly comparing this page and an older page, the only things I'm seeing is that she lost the shoulderpads and her gloves are longer.

  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    but i liked the shoulderpads....

    Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but dies in the process.
  • CambiataCambiata Commander Shepard The likes of which even GAWD has never seenRegistered User regular
    I think her outfit and Undine's are slowly starting to look more alike. Undine started by adding the puffed sleeves to her outfit, now HP is joining in by having her gloves extend similar to Undine's, and as mentioned removing the shoulder pads. I wonder if we're at 'final form' team uniform or if there are more adjustments to be made.

    I wonder what their team name will be.

    "excuse my French
    But fuck you — no, fuck y'all, that's as blunt as it gets"
    - Kendrick Lamar, "The Blacker the Berry"
  • klemmingklemming Registered User regular
    Nobody remembers the singer. The song remains.
  • klemmingklemming Registered User regular
    Nobody remembers the singer. The song remains.
  • XaquinXaquin Right behind you!Registered User regular
    klemming wrote: »
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    Dumbing of Age
    knitdan wrote:
    Dumbing of Age prediction: EvilDad’s plan is to frame Amber for the kidnappings to try and get her involuntarily committed so he no longer has to pay for her college. It will almost work but ToeDad will do something stupid at the last moment and mess up the whole plan.
    I can't see how that would work without actually killing the witnesses, and that assumes that the Dad's plan is one that makes sense and is fully thought through. Considering his track record, that's a pretty generous assumption.

    so the entire cast is going to be kidnapped by the two worst criminals ever

    maybe a meteor should strike campus so willis can start over and do it right

  • DevoutlyApatheticDevoutlyApathetic Registered User regular
    But what would he call the rereboot?

    Nod. Get treat. PSN: Quippish
  • RoyceSraphimRoyceSraphim Registered User regular
    Cambiata wrote: »
    I think her outfit and Undine's are slowly starting to look more alike. Undine started by adding the puffed sleeves to her outfit, now HP is joining in by having her gloves extend similar to Undine's, and as mentioned removing the shoulder pads. I wonder if we're at 'final form' team uniform or if there are more adjustments to be made.

    I wonder what their team name will be.

    Tides of Love
    Oceans of passion
    Sea of Passion

    Wait, you said team, not attacks.

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  • CambiataCambiata Commander Shepard The likes of which even GAWD has never seenRegistered User regular
    But what would he call the rereboot?

    Too Many Cooks

    "excuse my French
    But fuck you — no, fuck y'all, that's as blunt as it gets"
    - Kendrick Lamar, "The Blacker the Berry"
  • XaquinXaquin Right behind you!Registered User regular
    Whatever the rereboot is called, I don't want to know what it is. It took me months to stop caring about QC, but I can't seem to stop reading DOA.

  • WearingglassesWearingglasses Of the friendly neighborhood variety Registered User regular
    Cambiata wrote: »
    I think her outfit and Undine's are slowly starting to look more alike. Undine started by adding the puffed sleeves to her outfit, now HP is joining in by having her gloves extend similar to Undine's, and as mentioned removing the shoulder pads. I wonder if we're at 'final form' team uniform or if there are more adjustments to be made.

    I wonder what their team name will be.
    Heartwater is a disease of domestic and wild cattle, deer, sheep and goats. It is caused by the bacteria Ehrlichia ruminantium (air-lick-EEah ROO-mi- NAN-tium), is spread by infected ticks, and commonly causes death of infected animals.

  • GundiGundi Serious Bismuth Registered User regular
    hrm nope

  • MadicanMadican No face Registered User regular
    Aqua Pink

  • klemmingklemming Registered User regular
    Nobody remembers the singer. The song remains.
  • milskimilski Poyo! Registered User regular
    Team Bruce Lee, because their fists are like water

    I ate an engineer
  • Quantum TigerQuantum Tiger Registered User regular
    Xaquin wrote: »
    klemming wrote: »
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    Dumbing of Age
    knitdan wrote:
    Dumbing of Age prediction: EvilDad’s plan is to frame Amber for the kidnappings to try and get her involuntarily committed so he no longer has to pay for her college. It will almost work but ToeDad will do something stupid at the last moment and mess up the whole plan.
    I can't see how that would work without actually killing the witnesses, and that assumes that the Dad's plan is one that makes sense and is fully thought through. Considering his track record, that's a pretty generous assumption.

    so the entire cast is going to be kidnapped by the two worst criminals ever

    maybe a meteor should strike campus so willis can start over and do it right

    I would be fully on board for the next weeks worth of comics just being the entire cast being tossed one by one onto each other

    I could do with that sort of irreverent humor right now

  • darunia106darunia106 J-bob in games Death MountainRegistered User regular
  • shoeboxjeddyshoeboxjeddy Registered User regular
    Xaquin wrote: »
    klemming wrote: »
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    Dumbing of Age
    knitdan wrote:
    Dumbing of Age prediction: EvilDad’s plan is to frame Amber for the kidnappings to try and get her involuntarily committed so he no longer has to pay for her college. It will almost work but ToeDad will do something stupid at the last moment and mess up the whole plan.
    I can't see how that would work without actually killing the witnesses, and that assumes that the Dad's plan is one that makes sense and is fully thought through. Considering his track record, that's a pretty generous assumption.

    so the entire cast is going to be kidnapped by the two worst criminals ever

    maybe a meteor should strike campus so willis can start over and do it right

    I would be fully on board for the next weeks worth of comics just being the entire cast being tossed one by one onto each other

    I could do with that sort of irreverent humor right now

    I would be more chill about this situation if Willis hadn't listed a mysterious trigger warning at the start of the chapter. Is that even a thing? Some elements of this may be triggering (to who? for what reasons?) He says "a sustained sense of danger" but not "thrasher film" (did he mean slasher? isn't thrasher like a skateboarding term?) stuff.

  • HobnailHobnail Registered User regular
    Maybe he meant thresher film like a short educational feature about threshing

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  • HeadCreepsHeadCreeps NOW IS THE TIME FOR DRINKING! Registered User regular
  • Commander ZoomCommander Zoom Registered User regular
    [Force Lightning]

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