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[Heroes of the Storm] thread: Don't get excited, Dibby; we're just talking.

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    DibbyDibby I'll do my best! Registered User regular
    edited June 2020
    Nobody wrote: »
    ETC would show up in game at the Darkmoon Faire with his band to play every hour, and I think there were some events he’d show up at too.

    Nah but see, "Elite Tauren Chieftain" isn't the Tauren. That's the name of the band. The Tauren's name is Chief Thunder-Skins.

    But no one knows who the fuck "Chief Thunder-Skins" is. So they created a mascot that represents the whole entire band named "Elite Tauren Chieftain".

    Confused yet?

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    milk ducksmilk ducks High Mucky Muck Big Tits TownRegistered User regular
    See, Dibby gets it.

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    Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    And here I’ve been calling him etcetera the entire time!

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    ZekZek Registered User regular
    Dibby wrote: »
    Nobody wrote: »
    ETC would show up in game at the Darkmoon Faire with his band to play every hour, and I think there were some events he’d show up at too.

    Nah but see, "Elite Tauren Chieftain" isn't the Tauren. That's the name of the band. The Tauren's name is Chief Thunder-Skins.

    But no one knows who the fuck "Chief Thunder-Skins" is. So they created a mascot that represents the whole entire band named "Elite Tauren Chieftain".

    Confused yet?

    I'm assuming Chief Thunder-Skins holds the rank Elite Chieftain, and the band is named after him.

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    fortyforty Registered User regular
    And for more fun, the "Tauren Chieftain" title originates from Warcraft 3. One of the Orc Heroes you could "recruit" was the Tauren Chieftain.

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    fortyforty Registered User regular
    milk ducks wrote: »
    I know it sounds dumb, but I try very hard to make all of my hero profiles "make sense" thematically. Like skin + mount is pretty standard, but then I need the banner to be on point, ideally a spray that fits the character I'm using, and an announcer that ties everything together.
    If I have an announcer that is also a playable hero, that announcer always announces for him/herself.

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    NobodyNobody Registered User regular
    Wouldn't be the first time the lead singer deliberately confuses his own identity with that of the band.

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    milk ducksmilk ducks High Mucky Muck Big Tits TownRegistered User regular
    Three new videos, set to private, uploaded yesterday to the official Heroes of the Storm YouTube channel. Announcement likely soon.

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    Inquisitor77Inquisitor77 2 x Penny Arcade Fight Club Champion A fixed point in space and timeRegistered User regular
    Not gonna lie if I had access to that channel I'd randomly upload private videos just to screw with people.

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    milk ducksmilk ducks High Mucky Muck Big Tits TownRegistered User regular
    I mean, I think it's pretty clear, with the snowstorms popping up, that they're getting ready to announce something. All of the "leaks" I've heard seem to indicate folks seem to think this will be a multi-hero release, and that tracks with the fact that there are three new videos: you can imagine one is an announcement trailer, for example, and the other two are hero spotlights.

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    MMMigMMMig Registered User regular
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    DibbyDibby I'll do my best! Registered User regular
    Multiple Hero releases? In Heroes of the Storm?! In the year of our lord RNGesus 2020?!?!?!

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    tyrantula22tyrantula22 Registered User regular
    Dibby wrote: »
    Multiple Hero releases? In Heroes of the Storm?! In the year of our lord RNGesus 2020?!?!?!

    That's a good point, it's 2020. So in that line of thought, what would be the absolute worst two heroes they could release? I mean basically nothing good happens this year, so why would good hero releases happen? What do we think? Worst two heroes, go!

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    milk ducksmilk ducks High Mucky Muck Big Tits TownRegistered User regular
    The worst possible release would be double Nexus original characters, hands down. Hell, I'd go one step further and say any double hero release that includes even one Nexus original character would be worst case scenario.

    But if we're talking real, actual characters from Blizzard properties, I'd say it probably couldn't get any worse than like, double Overwatch: Baptiste and Moira.

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    MMMigMMMig Registered User regular
    The worst would be no new heroes and just hero reworks or new skins and mounts.

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    Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    MMMig wrote: »
    The worst would be no new heroes and just hero reworks or new skins and mounts.

    Worst case is that we get new skins but they are all cop themed

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    milk ducksmilk ducks High Mucky Muck Big Tits TownRegistered User regular
    MMMig wrote: »
    The worst would be no new heroes and just hero reworks or new skins and mounts.

    Worst case is that we get new skins but they are all cop themed

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    milk ducksmilk ducks High Mucky Muck Big Tits TownRegistered User regular
    I want Doomfist so fucking bad.

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    NobodyNobody Registered User regular
    Didn’t they already do a round of cop skins?

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    ArcTangentArcTangent Registered User regular
    Nobody wrote: »
    Didn’t they already do a round of cop skins?

    Yep.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yWcVT8rXe58

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    kimekime Queen of Blades Registered User regular
    MMMig wrote: »
    My random allies are decent and respectable members of society.

    I think you posted in the wrong thread again

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    fortyforty Registered User regular
    Not gonna lie if I had access to that channel I'd randomly upload private videos just to screw with people.
    It's 3 videos about HotS shutting down.

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    DibbyDibby I'll do my best! Registered User regular
    forty wrote: »
    Not gonna lie if I had access to that channel I'd randomly upload private videos just to screw with people.
    It's 3 videos about HotS shutting down.

    It's HotS's first THREE PLAYER HERO

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    milk ducksmilk ducks High Mucky Muck Big Tits TownRegistered User regular
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    General_ArmchairGeneral_Armchair Registered User regular
    Nobody wrote: »
    Didn’t they already do a round of cop skins?

    Honestly, I kind of wish that they'd port over the Officer Dva skin from Overwatch. I really dig the ED-209 mecha and I think that Dva looks sharp in that outfit.

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    Inquisitor77Inquisitor77 2 x Penny Arcade Fight Club Champion A fixed point in space and timeRegistered User regular
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    milk ducksmilk ducks High Mucky Muck Big Tits TownRegistered User regular
    NEW HERO ANNOUNCEMENT / TEASER PLEASE

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    milk ducksmilk ducks High Mucky Muck Big Tits TownRegistered User regular
    It only just occurred to me that we're halfway through 2020 and haven't had a single announcement yet this year.

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    MMMigMMMig Registered User regular
    What are the odds we get a new map...

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    milk ducksmilk ducks High Mucky Muck Big Tits TownRegistered User regular
    edited June 2020
    It's a possibility, and I wouldn't hate it necessarily, but I'm of the opinion that we have plenty enough maps at this point. Maybe even too many. I'd like very much for Blizzard to better balance the existing maps, frankly, before thinking long and hard about developing more. And even then, there's no scenario in which I'd ever want a map over a new Hero.

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    MNC DoverMNC Dover Full-time Voice Actor Kirkland, WARegistered User regular
    I’ve never seen the snow fall until the wife was commenting on it yesterday. I didn’t realize it would snow the entire game, which was giving her a headache. Maybe it should just be a quick Blizzard winds moment before the match starts.

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    SmrtnikSmrtnik job boli zub Registered User regular
    milk ducks wrote: »
    It's a possibility, and I wouldn't hate it necessarily, but I'm of the opinion that we have plenty enough maps at this point. Maybe even too many. I'd line very much for Blizzard to better balance the existing maps, frankly, before thinking long and hard about developing more. And even then, there's no scenario in which I'd ever want a map over a new Hero.

    Aren't all the maps symmetrical? It do you mean something else?

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    kimekime Queen of Blades Registered User regular
    Smrtnik wrote: »
    milk ducks wrote: »
    It's a possibility, and I wouldn't hate it necessarily, but I'm of the opinion that we have plenty enough maps at this point. Maybe even too many. I'd line very much for Blizzard to better balance the existing maps, frankly, before thinking long and hard about developing more. And even then, there's no scenario in which I'd ever want a map over a new Hero.

    Aren't all the maps symmetrical? It do you mean something else?

    I'm not sure if this is what ducks meant, but there's at least a couple maps that actually aren't even between left/right, interestingly.

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    milk ducksmilk ducks High Mucky Muck Big Tits TownRegistered User regular
    I had been referring to balance with regard to objective strength (Cursed Hollow first objective routinely claims 2 Forts, while many other first objectives can only destroy one set of Walls/Towers) primarily, but there are other balance issues worth mentioning: many maps are symmetrical, like you said, but consider that some others are flipped, featuring a kind of reversed symmetry. Braxis Holdout is a good example; if you're playing from the Right side, your offlane can pretty quickly/safely take his easy camp up top, but the player on the Left side will have a difficult time taking his Hard camp efficiently. That plays into the matchup pretty significantly.

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    MMMigMMMig Registered User regular
    I am always grateful to have a twin blades Varian in my team.

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    Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    MMMig wrote: »
    What are the odds we get a new map...

    Zero.

    Less than zero.

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    DibbyDibby I'll do my best! Registered User regular
    we had 10 new posts in this thread and i thought the hero announcement happened

    smdh y'all

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    SaerisSaeris Borb Enthusiast flapflapflapflapRegistered User regular
    There are definitely enough maps already, I'd say. But I bet they could do a lot with map skins. Like a version of Braxis where it's set in Stranglethorn Vale and the Zerg wave is actually just a big ol' pile of murlocs, trolls, and the occasional stealthed rogue.

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    Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    I think we have about three maps too many, in fact

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    MMMigMMMig Registered User regular
    Three new versions of mines!

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