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[Magic The Gathering Arena] Kamigawa; where Keanu plays some sort of Cyborg Rat Ninja

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    admanbadmanb unionize your workplace Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    DanHibiki wrote: »
    i'm in unranked play and losing is reducing my rank... WTF?

    Just a note that this is just a visual bug.

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    VyolynceVyolynce Registered User regular
    Phoenix-D wrote: »
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6BwWRW_qMbc

    ...yeah I don't think Scute is long for the not-beong-banned world. The mutate combos get o.o really fast.

    I was playing a non-mutate Scute deck in Historic earlier, and it got kind of hilarious in one match. Because the opponent had two creatures that were "You gain 1 life every time a creature enters the battlefield" so the scutes were giving them SO MUCH HEALTH.

    I won a game in that draft with the ridiculous combo of Scute Swarm, Kor Celebrant, and Attended Healer. My opponent was swinging with a 6/5, 5/5, and 5/4 and I either took it or had chump blocks for DAYS.

    And that was in limited, with only one copy of each and no mutate.

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    VyolynceVyolynce Registered User regular
    admanb wrote: »
    Also "Constructed" is non-specific. I honestly don't know whether I played more Standard or Historic this season, and I would like to!

    That deck is sweet.

    A friend posted his stats and it specifically called out his format as Historic:



    I'm guessing "Constructed" means "general play queue" then?

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    MugsleyMugsley DelawareRegistered User regular
    I find it hard to believe that Super Secret League didn't see this busted combo and tune back Scute Swarm

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    EnigmedicEnigmedic Registered User regular
    Mugsley wrote: »
    I find it hard to believe that Super Secret League didn't see this busted combo and tune back Scute Swarm

    those morons havent tuned down a green card in years

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    metaghostmetaghost An intriguing odor A delicate touchRegistered User regular
    WotC's developmental issues aside, in all the videos espousing Scute Swarm's prowess, no one seems to ever be playing any interaction. Yeah, it's possible to cast the Scute and pop off in the same turn, but a 1/1 for 3 really shouldn't demand that much effort to control.

    It could be true that WotC needs to better evaluate the impact such cards have on the Play queue where folks maybe just don't want to think about how to manage such things, but I strongly doubt it'll be getting banned.

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    chamberlainchamberlain Registered User regular
    edited September 2020
    Me: I miss cooking cats. Maybe I'll check out historic.

    (2 minutes later)

    Me: STOP COUNTERING ALL MY SHIT.

    chamberlain on
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    SnicketysnickSnicketysnick The Greatest Hype Man in WesterosRegistered User regular
    That's me but "oh sweet cavalcade as finally rotated!"

    "lol no there's actually a better version of cavalcade in the eternal arena cards now!"

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    D3 Steam #TeamTangent STO
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    milskimilski Poyo! Registered User regular
    Phoenix-D wrote: »
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6BwWRW_qMbc

    ...yeah I don't think Scute is long for the not-beong-banned world. The mutate combos get o.o really fast.

    I was playing a non-mutate Scute deck in Historic earlier, and it got kind of hilarious in one match. Because the opponent had two creatures that were "You gain 1 life every time a creature enters the battlefield" so the scutes were giving them SO MUCH HEALTH.

    Thinking Scute deserves to get banned is insane. It's a weak but hilarious Johnny/Timmy card.

    I ate an engineer
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    milskimilski Poyo! Registered User regular
    Oh wait, that's Desolator Magic! He is legitimately famous meme-bait for being extremely bad at card evaluation and going on horrific tilts when he forces bad decks he thinks will be top tier; if you've ever seen the "Naegate" memes, it's from him thinking Revel and Riches was banworthy and going on an absurd rant when trying to capture footage and getting his Riches countered when he ran it out on an empty board after topdecking it.

    Anything he says, you can assume isn't just incorrect, but is actively the opposite of good sense.

    I ate an engineer
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    DocshiftyDocshifty Registered User regular
    Currently messing with a B/W splash vampire deck.

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    Turns out Nighthawk is an insane enabler for Patrician and Silversmote.

    The Basri's Lieutenant sounds fun with Drana, but I've never drawn in, and I'll probably wanna ditch the Retreat for, I dunno, I guess 2 more Lieutenants or something. Maybe ditch all four and stack Vito.

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    metaghostmetaghost An intriguing odor A delicate touchRegistered User regular
    Past two drafts have been a couple grindy U/B builds, one a bit less successful than the other due to an attempt at merging "+1/+1 counters matter" with whatever the heck else I thought I could get up to. On the whole, the format seems to be quite slow-paced and can result in a lot of complicated combat situations, though I have encountered (and lost to) a number of absurd Red decks that tend to have 3+ Roil Eruption; not sure how much that's a consequence of folks ignoring Red, or more a matter of the drafting structure being removed of the social mechanisms that arise when drafting AND playing within a pod. Regardless, I'd like to draft some Roil Eruption some day.

    Deck 1: Taborax's Cleaning Service (6 wins / Loss to T1 Crab Mill, Boros Party, Golgari Value)
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    Deck 2: Wizards & Rogues, Kicker Edition (7 wins / Loss to Rakdos Party w/Zagras due to dumb mistake)
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    Got the fabled Double-Kill one match via two of the 1/4 Deathtouch Rogue + Soaring Thought Thief, but I mostly won via Drake Roost value and spell recursion.

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    admanbadmanb unionize your workplace Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    I just got a P1P3 Scute Swarm in player draft. Um.

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    Phoenix-DPhoenix-D Registered User regular
    metaghost wrote: »
    WotC's developmental issues aside, in all the videos espousing Scute Swarm's prowess, no one seems to ever be playing any interaction. Yeah, it's possible to cast the Scute and pop off in the same turn, but a 1/1 for 3 really shouldn't demand that much effort to control.

    It could be true that WotC needs to better evaluate the impact such cards have on the Play queue where folks maybe just don't want to think about how to manage such things, but I strongly doubt it'll be getting banned.

    You pretty much need a board wipe if the combo goes off the same turn and you don't have a kill spell up at the time. The non mutate version I was running went from 1 to 8 of the things in a single turn.

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    admanbadmanb unionize your workplace Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    admanb wrote: »
    I just got a P1P3 Scute Swarm in player draft. Um.

    the deck went 1-3 so I guess it is I who am the fool.

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    Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited September 2020
    Scute is way way less powerful in limited. It’s still good, but it’s just a but load of weenies that you can eventually hit critical mass with or chump block.

    Also the lack of cracklands means you aren’t constantly popping off

    Munkus Beaver on
    Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but dies in the process.
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    milskimilski Poyo! Registered User regular
    The issue with thinking Scute Swarm will be broken is that, fundamentally, it's a six drop. Decks can just straight up win the game before you hit six lands. Genesis Ultimatum at 7 wins the game far easier with cards that are far less bad on their own. A card can afford to be very broken at 6 mana, and "makes a ton of stuff if you have 6 mana that dies to a sweeper" isn't even that broken.

    I ate an engineer
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    DanHibikiDanHibiki Registered User regular
    Well I just finished crushing the third Genesis Ultimatum deck with a Scute Swarm combo. Might just be an anomaly since Genesis is very RNG dependent.
    In general I'd probably put more onus on land drop agro than the Scute combo since it's super vulnerable to boardwipes like Ugin. Mutate on to a Akoum Hellhound is nothing to scoff at.

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    Phoenix-DPhoenix-D Registered User regular
    Today's WTF match: I drew one creature the entire game in the Scutelifegain jank deck. And I blew it up.

    Still won, because the opponent really really did not like having their collection of lifegain tokens Cleansing Nova'd and ragequit.

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    BoomerAang SquadBoomerAang Squad Registered User regular
    7-0 Sealed with UB Mill/Removal Dot Deck. Killed either by playing cheap threats and removing their blockers, or T1 Crab and hold the fort until they concede.
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    Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    So after winning every game I played today I hit plat probably as fast as I ever have with Dimir Rogues.

    Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but dies in the process.
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    Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Oh my God I just had someone try to Ashiok's embrace my Zareth San's ninjitsu

    Ahahahahahahaha

    Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but dies in the process.
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    milskimilski Poyo! Registered User regular
    Oh my God I just had someone try to Ashiok's embrace my Zareth San's ninjitsu

    Ahahahahahahaha

    That's a painful lesson

    I ate an engineer
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    3cl1ps33cl1ps3 I will build a labyrinth to house the cheese Registered User regular
    Oh my God I just had someone try to Ashiok's embrace my Zareth San's ninjitsu

    Ahahahahahahaha

    is this slang? I can't find a card named this and I want to be in on the joke too!

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    Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    3clipse wrote: »
    Oh my God I just had someone try to Ashiok's embrace my Zareth San's ninjitsu

    Ahahahahahahaha

    is this slang? I can't find a card named this and I want to be in on the joke too!

    https://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=476294

    Ashiok's Erasure, my bad

    Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but dies in the process.
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    3cl1ps33cl1ps3 I will build a labyrinth to house the cheese Registered User regular
    3clipse wrote: »
    Oh my God I just had someone try to Ashiok's embrace my Zareth San's ninjitsu

    Ahahahahahahaha

    is this slang? I can't find a card named this and I want to be in on the joke too!

    https://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=476294

    Ashiok's Erasure, my bad

    Oh I bet they get the thing you ninjutsu onto, right?

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    Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited September 2020
    3clipse wrote: »
    3clipse wrote: »
    Oh my God I just had someone try to Ashiok's embrace my Zareth San's ninjitsu

    Ahahahahahahaha

    is this slang? I can't find a card named this and I want to be in on the joke too!

    https://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=476294

    Ashiok's Erasure, my bad

    Oh I bet they get the thing you ninjutsu onto, right?

    That's a negative, Ghostrider.

    They get nothing.

    The ninjutsu is an ability, not a casting cost. So it's not a spell. And Ashiok's Erasure only asks for confirmation on target after it enters the battlefield.

    Munkus Beaver on
    Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but dies in the process.
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    eelektrikeelektrik Southern CaliforniaRegistered User regular
    I just applied for a job at WotC designing Magic cards.

    Admittedly I haven't played Magic in a while, but it has been a life long dream of mine. The fact that an entry level opening came up while I was still looking for a job after graduating with my BS in Computer Game Science from UC Irvine, I had to apply even though most of the games I have worked on have been digital. Been playing Magic off and on since December 25th, 1994.

    So now I reinstalled MTGA because damnit I need to play again.

    (She/Her)
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    3cl1ps33cl1ps3 I will build a labyrinth to house the cheese Registered User regular
    3clipse wrote: »
    3clipse wrote: »
    Oh my God I just had someone try to Ashiok's embrace my Zareth San's ninjitsu

    Ahahahahahahaha

    is this slang? I can't find a card named this and I want to be in on the joke too!

    https://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=476294

    Ashiok's Erasure, my bad

    Oh I bet they get the thing you ninjutsu onto, right?

    That's a negative, Ghostrider.

    They get nothing.

    The ninjutsu is an ability, not a casting cost. So it's not a spell. And Ashiok's Erasure only asks for confirmation on target after it enters the battlefield.

    Not...quite what was planned.

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    Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    3clipse wrote: »
    3clipse wrote: »
    3clipse wrote: »
    Oh my God I just had someone try to Ashiok's embrace my Zareth San's ninjitsu

    Ahahahahahahaha

    is this slang? I can't find a card named this and I want to be in on the joke too!

    https://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=476294

    Ashiok's Erasure, my bad

    Oh I bet they get the thing you ninjutsu onto, right?

    That's a negative, Ghostrider.

    They get nothing.

    The ninjutsu is an ability, not a casting cost. So it's not a spell. And Ashiok's Erasure only asks for confirmation on target after it enters the battlefield.

    Not...quite what was planned.

    For them? No. But I absolutely baited it out since I had bounced it to their hand a turn earlier (they had exiled my slitherwisp with it).

    Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but dies in the process.
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    3cl1ps33cl1ps3 I will build a labyrinth to house the cheese Registered User regular
    Oh that's a Hearthstone "oops" emote, maybe I should have added context :D

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    NorgothNorgoth cardiffRegistered User regular
    edited September 2020
    Scute swarm is uh, a thing
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    Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Lotta mill archetypes so far.

    Weird, because the only one I have seen that is super effective is just Uro + Crab.

    Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but dies in the process.
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    SLyMSLyM Registered User regular
    I've been playing a bit of monowhite Tron in historic. After about 20 games I finally got the combo I've been looking for.

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    My friend is working on a roguelike game you can play if you want to. (It has free demo)
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    Phoenix-DPhoenix-D Registered User regular
    Second "feels bad" win of the day. Won by never attacking, since the opponent had a deck focused around using enchantments to draw cards and buff creatures annnnd was way too enthusiastic about the card draw.

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    Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Phoenix-D wrote: »
    Second "feels bad" win of the day. Won by never attacking, since the opponent had a deck focused around using enchantments to draw cards and buff creatures annnnd was way too enthusiastic about the card draw.

    Are you kidding? Having the opponent deck themself is the best win of all

    Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but dies in the process.
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    Phoenix-DPhoenix-D Registered User regular
    Phoenix-D wrote: »
    Second "feels bad" win of the day. Won by never attacking, since the opponent had a deck focused around using enchantments to draw cards and buff creatures annnnd was way too enthusiastic about the card draw.

    Are you kidding? Having the opponent deck themself is the best win of all

    Only sometimes. This was more like watching an overenthusiastic puppy run into a wall.

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    DanHibikiDanHibiki Registered User regular
    Lotta mill archetypes so far.

    Weird, because the only one I have seen that is super effective is just Uro + Crab.

    Well there's no way to recover from mill anymore in standard so I expect mill will be a thing till they release some protection.

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    ElldrenElldren Is a woman dammit ceterum censeoRegistered User regular
    Phoenix-D wrote: »
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6BwWRW_qMbc

    ...yeah I don't think Scute is long for the not-beong-banned world. The mutate combos get o.o really fast.

    I was playing a non-mutate Scute deck in Historic earlier, and it got kind of hilarious in one match. Because the opponent had two creatures that were "You gain 1 life every time a creature enters the battlefield" so the scutes were giving them SO MUCH HEALTH.

    My historic soul sisters deck thanks you for playing scutes in historic

    fuck gendered marketing
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    ElldrenElldren Is a woman dammit ceterum censeoRegistered User regular
    Has anyone tried putting together a bant simic ascendancy deck? Because I feel like that might be hilarious

    fuck gendered marketing
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