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Which of these is the worst way to go out
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Which of these is the worst way to go out 78 votes
weasels
38%
30 votes
bats
11%
9 votes
giant turtles
28%
22 votes
pangolins
21%
17 votes
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we specifically have to die by them, right? it's not just 'are attacked by thing' the attack has to kill us?
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weasels just aren't as interesting
Weasels will rip you’re flesh, that’s what they do
Alligator snapping turtles will jus crush your head like a melon or rip off you fedora artery if you’re lucky.
Edit wow autocorrect, really hitting it out of the park here huh
You'll die from 10,000 tiny bites from a hundred fist sized creatures composed of pure hate and rage.
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Those goddamn pinchy fuckers
Because, I really gotta ask, after the bats, the weasels and the turtles, why would you go on another trip to some far off, exotic land? It should be pretty clear by the time you're trying to beat a weasel to death with another weasel that Nature herself has it out for you, and you should really find a comfortable, secure house to stay inside. Maybe something with a paved yard all the way around, just in case a swarm of rabid moles tries to take you out in the morning when you fetch your paper.
Of the options given, I've got to give it to turtles. I mean, the others all seem like they'd be a cool story to tell if there's an afterlife. Even "I got mauled to death by a horde of weasels" seems infinitely cooler that "Yup, killed by turtles. No, not teenage, mutant or ninja turtles. Just regular old snapping turtles. My fault really, if I hadn't been wading barefoot and bare chested through that stagnant swamp after rubbing my manly pectorals down with a hefty dose of turtle sex stench and raw meat, I'd probably have been fine."
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but there were ads for like, makeshift artillery in the back of the Boy's Life magazines I used to get
I can only imagine how nuts that magazine is, seeing as it's from before Basic Safety was invented.
also pangolin dinner man appears to be wielding a... tiny, pistol-sized bolt action rifle?
"HOOKED TO A KILLER SHARK"
"CAN WOMEN JUSTIFY THEIR NEED FOR EXTRA-MARITAL RELATIONS?"
"VODKA AND VICE"
"THEY STOPPED $EX"
"SOME DAMES ARE MUDER"
"EATEN ALIVE BY KILLER PIGS"
"SAN ANTONIO: HOME OF TEXAS' LONE-HAPPY GIRLS"
"BELLY UP DEAD"
"MASCULINE INADEQUACIES DRIVE WOMEN NUTS!"
Were these actual things published? What the fuck.
I mean
Have you seen some of the shit they still print in Cosmopolitan?
Factor in targeting men in the 50s/60s or whatever, and these covers make a bit more sense
..I may need to revise my choice.
They're living pokemons and yeah the pain of being ripped apart by their powerful digging claws, yes the despair of leaving your family to fend for themselves in this cruel world but like...
The betrayal
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Those turtles aren't nearly big enough or snappy enough to be alligator snapping turtles.
Ever tried. Ever failed. No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better
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Maybe him and the pangolins are just really big
Is this really a subversive poll about which animal is the reservoir for the next apocalypse virus