So I've been getting constant texts from the DFL party asking for money. I've been ignoring them but I saw someone on Twitter repleied that they were dead so they were removed from "the list" so I did that.
Now my boyfriend is in full panic mode that at the least they will remove me from the voting registry and I won't be able to vote and at the worst they'll declare me legally dead.
Please help me point to some stuff to shut him up before i just give up and go live in the sewer
You dont eat acorns because theyre delicious you eat acorns because theyll last all winter in a hollow tree trunk
"Raw acorns contain tannins which can be toxic to humans and cause an unpleasant bitter taste. They are also poisonous to horses, cattle and dogs. But by leaching acorns to remove the tannin, they can be made safe for human consumption."
As a rule I guess anyway I can see embracing death rather than eat anymore acorns, lord let me die when the weather is nice so my last meal isnt fucking acorns
I can confirm horses eat the fuck outta acurrns. This doesn't lead to horse death but it can lead to founder which is a painful hoof condition. Its basically horse gout.
Acorn flour is supposed to make really delicious pasta.
I guess you can also bake with it but afaik it's essentially zero gluten so probably not trivial.
Acorn flour is supposed to make really delicious pasta.
I guess you can also bake with it but afaik it's essentially zero gluten so probably not trivial.
i thought acorns were poisonous if you ate enough?
Acorn flour is supposed to make really delicious pasta.
I guess you can also bake with it but afaik it's essentially zero gluten so probably not trivial.
it takes a lot of water changes to leech the tanins
I've heard tell of folks who just stick it in a cloth bag in their toilet tank and even though I know that water has yet to be used, it still skeeves me out
Living the "leeching the tannins out a sack of acorns in my terlet tank" lifestyle opens your mind to terrifying new vistas of reality and utterly obliterates your old concepts of "decency" and "sanity"
Acorn flour is supposed to make really delicious pasta.
I guess you can also bake with it but afaik it's essentially zero gluten so probably not trivial.
Apparently acorn flour noodles arent unusual in Korean cuisine, Id try it by god
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I actually really enjoy peanuts and caramel, but I don't like whole peanuts in candy bars for some reason
now cover them in a tiny bit of oil and some salt or old bay and you've got yourself a snack!
Gimme dem pistachios.
Now my boyfriend is in full panic mode that at the least they will remove me from the voting registry and I won't be able to vote and at the worst they'll declare me legally dead.
Please help me point to some stuff to shut him up before i just give up and go live in the sewer
i ate an acorn once it was very gross and that is my story about eating acorns
"Raw acorns contain tannins which can be toxic to humans and cause an unpleasant bitter taste. They are also poisonous to horses, cattle and dogs. But by leaching acorns to remove the tannin, they can be made safe for human consumption."
https://www.woodlandtrust.org.uk/blog/2019/09/are-acorns-edible-and-other-acorn-facts/#:~:text=Raw acorns contain tannins which,made safe for human consumption.
I think I ate something made with acorn meal once at a scout camp, but I cannot remember any detailed reactions
Like a lot of things from the past we don't do anymore acorns as a winter staple fucking sucks but less than death sucks
Wasn't great.
that sounds like a hippie commune
I think it's similar with acorns if you don't have anything else
I've already got too many hobbies
porn isn't a hobby
Its a living.
If you find an oak tree, you'll probably find deer close by
And squirrels which somehow make so much noise you think they're deer
The hell it isn't.
I guess you can also bake with it but afaik it's essentially zero gluten so probably not trivial.
i thought acorns were poisonous if you ate enough?
it takes a lot of water changes to leech the tanins
I've heard tell of folks who just stick it in a cloth bag in their toilet tank and even though I know that water has yet to be used, it still skeeves me out
Survival class was a bit important considering we often went hiking in the Angeles Forest.
Look up the stats on that place.
App idea: Pokémon Go but porn?
but not in my toilet tank
Pokémon Cum
Well nobody should go hiking alone thats just always true
COWARD
Apparently acorn flour noodles arent unusual in Korean cuisine, Id try it by god
I'll make acorn flour in my toilet tank and draw a picture of a squirtle shooting semen and I hope you're happy!
*It hurt itself in its confusion*