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Quarantimes 2: Quarantine Harder

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    XaquinXaquin Right behind you!Registered User regular
    Xaquin wrote: »
    Magic Pink wrote: »
    Xaquin wrote: »
    mike and ikes! good and plentys!

    oh are we making a list of the worst candy ever?

    paydays

    ummmm

    Payday good. Peanuts good. Caramel good.

    I actually really enjoy peanuts and caramel, but I don't like whole peanuts in candy bars for some reason

    now cover them in a tiny bit of oil and some salt or old bay and you've got yourself a snack!

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    OrcaOrca Also known as Espressosaurus WrexRegistered User regular
    Peanuts are overrated.

    Gimme dem pistachios.

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    Magic PinkMagic Pink Tur-Boner-Fed Registered User regular
    So I've been getting constant texts from the DFL party asking for money. I've been ignoring them but I saw someone on Twitter repleied that they were dead so they were removed from "the list" so I did that.

    Now my boyfriend is in full panic mode that at the least they will remove me from the voting registry and I won't be able to vote and at the worst they'll declare me legally dead.

    Please help me point to some stuff to shut him up before i just give up and go live in the sewer

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    HobnailHobnail Registered User regular
    Everybody eat your damn acorns and stop complainin

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    Magic PinkMagic Pink Tur-Boner-Fed Registered User regular
    Hobnail wrote: »
    Everybody eat your damn acorns and stop complainin

    i ate an acorn once it was very gross and that is my story about eating acorns

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    HobnailHobnail Registered User regular
    You dont eat acorns because theyre delicious you eat acorns because theyll last all winter in a hollow tree trunk

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    DouglasDangerDouglasDanger PennsylvaniaRegistered User regular
    Hobnail wrote: »
    You dont eat acorns because theyre delicious you eat acorns because theyll last all winter in a hollow tree trunk

    "Raw acorns contain tannins which can be toxic to humans and cause an unpleasant bitter taste. They are also poisonous to horses, cattle and dogs. But by leaching acorns to remove the tannin, they can be made safe for human consumption."

    https://www.woodlandtrust.org.uk/blog/2019/09/are-acorns-edible-and-other-acorn-facts/#:~:text=Raw acorns contain tannins which,made safe for human consumption.

    I think I ate something made with acorn meal once at a scout camp, but I cannot remember any detailed reactions

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    JedocJedoc In the scuppers with the staggers and jagsRegistered User regular
    How come there's no candy bars that have shelled sunflower seeds in them? Why do peanuts have such a monopoly?

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    HobnailHobnail Registered User regular
    Yes as with many marginal shitty foods acorns must be processed to attain edibility

    Like a lot of things from the past we don't do anymore acorns as a winter staple fucking sucks but less than death sucks

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    MadicanMadican No face Registered User regular
    Scout camp we mashed up acorns, boiled them, strained the result, and then I think put them on top of a dandelion salad.

    Wasn't great.

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    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    Madican wrote: »
    Scout camp we mashed up acorns, boiled them, strained the result, and then I think put them on top of a dandelion salad.

    Wasn't great.

    that sounds like a hippie commune

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    HobnailHobnail Registered User regular
    As a rule I guess anyway I can see embracing death rather than eat anymore acorns, lord let me die when the weather is nice so my last meal isnt fucking acorns

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    PlatyPlaty Registered User regular
    You know how people lost at sea suddenly develop a massive appetite for fish eyes

    I think it's similar with acorns if you don't have anything else

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    HobnailHobnail Registered User regular
    edited September 2020
    Going by my arms length understanding of starvation if people get hungry enough theyll just eat leaves and dirt and bark

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    XaquinXaquin Right behind you!Registered User regular
    I've debated making acorn oil, but don't really feel like putting any amount of money into getting decent equipment

    I've already got too many hobbies

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    JuggernutJuggernut Registered User regular
    I can confirm horses eat the fuck outta acurrns. This doesn't lead to horse death but it can lead to founder which is a painful hoof condition. Its basically horse gout.

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    Magic PinkMagic Pink Tur-Boner-Fed Registered User regular
    Xaquin wrote: »
    I've debated making acorn oil, but don't really feel like putting any amount of money into getting decent equipment

    I've already got too many hobbies

    porn isn't a hobby

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    XaquinXaquin Right behind you!Registered User regular
    aCorn oil, not aPorn oil

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    JuggernutJuggernut Registered User regular
    *Flintstones Dinosaur 4th Wall Break*

    Its a living.

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    DouglasDangerDouglasDanger PennsylvaniaRegistered User regular
    On the other hand (hoof?), white tail deer love acorns

    If you find an oak tree, you'll probably find deer close by

    And squirrels which somehow make so much noise you think they're deer

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    ZonugalZonugal (He/Him) The Holiday Armadillo I'm Santa's representative for all the southern states. And Mexico!Registered User regular
    Magic Pink wrote: »
    Xaquin wrote: »
    I've debated making acorn oil, but don't really feel like putting any amount of money into getting decent equipment

    I've already got too many hobbies

    porn isn't a hobby

    The hell it isn't.

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    tynictynic PICNIC BADASS Registered User, ClubPA regular
    Acorn flour is supposed to make really delicious pasta.
    I guess you can also bake with it but afaik it's essentially zero gluten so probably not trivial.

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    Magic PinkMagic Pink Tur-Boner-Fed Registered User regular
    tynic wrote: »
    Acorn flour is supposed to make really delicious pasta.
    I guess you can also bake with it but afaik it's essentially zero gluten so probably not trivial.

    i thought acorns were poisonous if you ate enough?

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    XaquinXaquin Right behind you!Registered User regular
    tynic wrote: »
    Acorn flour is supposed to make really delicious pasta.
    I guess you can also bake with it but afaik it's essentially zero gluten so probably not trivial.

    it takes a lot of water changes to leech the tanins

    I've heard tell of folks who just stick it in a cloth bag in their toilet tank and even though I know that water has yet to be used, it still skeeves me out

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    HobnailHobnail Registered User regular
    edited September 2020
    Living the "leeching the tannins out a sack of acorns in my terlet tank" lifestyle opens your mind to terrifying new vistas of reality and utterly obliterates your old concepts of "decency" and "sanity"

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    MadicanMadican No face Registered User regular
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    Madican wrote: »
    Scout camp we mashed up acorns, boiled them, strained the result, and then I think put them on top of a dandelion salad.

    Wasn't great.

    that sounds like a hippie commune

    Survival class was a bit important considering we often went hiking in the Angeles Forest.

    Look up the stats on that place.

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    JuggernutJuggernut Registered User regular
    Zonugal wrote: »
    Magic Pink wrote: »
    Xaquin wrote: »
    I've debated making acorn oil, but don't really feel like putting any amount of money into getting decent equipment

    I've already got too many hobbies

    porn isn't a hobby

    The hell it isn't.

    App idea: Pokémon Go but porn?

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    XaquinXaquin Right behind you!Registered User regular
    I'm actually tempted to make acorn flour now

    but not in my toilet tank

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    JuggernutJuggernut Registered User regular
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    StraightziStraightzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User regular
    Juggernut wrote: »
    Zonugal wrote: »
    Magic Pink wrote: »
    Xaquin wrote: »
    I've debated making acorn oil, but don't really feel like putting any amount of money into getting decent equipment

    I've already got too many hobbies

    porn isn't a hobby

    The hell it isn't.

    App idea: Pokémon Go but porn?

    Pokémon Cum

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    JuggernutJuggernut Registered User regular
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    XaquinXaquin Right behind you!Registered User regular
    I want to make a squirtle joke but I'm not going to

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    HobnailHobnail Registered User regular
    edited September 2020
    Cursory googling lead me to a list of murders since 2000 in the Angeles forest park and uh

    Well nobody should go hiking alone thats just always true

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    JuggernutJuggernut Registered User regular
    Xaquin wrote: »
    I want to make a squirtle joke but I'm not going to

    COWARD

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    HobnailHobnail Registered User regular
    tynic wrote: »
    Acorn flour is supposed to make really delicious pasta.
    I guess you can also bake with it but afaik it's essentially zero gluten so probably not trivial.

    Apparently acorn flour noodles arent unusual in Korean cuisine, Id try it by god

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    XaquinXaquin Right behind you!Registered User regular
    FINE!

    I'll make acorn flour in my toilet tank and draw a picture of a squirtle shooting semen and I hope you're happy!

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    JuggernutJuggernut Registered User regular
    Yes, incredibly. Thank you.

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    HobnailHobnail Registered User regular
    Dear Pet Psychic, my squirtle keeps cumming in my toilet tank what is he trying to tell me

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    honoverehonovere Registered User regular
    What about beechnuts though@

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    JuggernutJuggernut Registered User regular
    *Juggernut used SEDUCTION*

    *It hurt itself in its confusion*

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