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    MrMisterMrMister Jesus dying on the cross in pain? Morally better than us. One has to go "all in".Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Jinnigan wrote: »
    Ask me about getting robbed by two guys with baseball bats for $22.

    D:

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    Low KeyLow Key Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Man, that is a good deal for a mugging, Jin. Where do I go to get those kind of bargains?

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    JinniganJinnigan Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Low Key wrote: »
    Man, that is a good deal for a mugging, Jin. Where do I go to get those kind of bargains?

    America's ghetto/college campus borderlines.

    wtb DMZ

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    Wonder_HippieWonder_Hippie __BANNED USERS regular
    edited May 2007
    Low Key wrote: »
    The weird thing is why is a polar bear the official mascot of a Queensland distillery? Maybe polar bears just love getting tanked.

    Poor polar bears, with the whole going extinct thing. Maybe we can freeze Australia and let them roam free, eating dingos and natives.

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    IncenjucarIncenjucar VChatter Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Jinnigan wrote: »
    Low Key wrote: »
    Man, that is a good deal for a mugging, Jin. Where do I go to get those kind of bargains?

    America's ghetto/college campus borderlines.

    wtb DMZ

    You know, there's a reason I try to look like I skin people in my spare time.

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    Wonder_HippieWonder_Hippie __BANNED USERS regular
    edited May 2007
    Jinnigan wrote: »
    Low Key wrote: »
    Man, that is a good deal for a mugging, Jin. Where do I go to get those kind of bargains?

    America's ghetto/college campus borderlines.

    wtb DMZ

    Which school? Those little divides are always fun. I remember visiting some friends at GATech in the middle of downtown Atlanta. I took some trash down to the dumpster for them, tossed it into the can, and received a harsh reprimand from a homeless black man that had made it his home. The guys sleeping in the dumpster next to that one said, verbatim, "Charlie, come sleep over here, they don't start throwing in this one until yours is full."

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    JinniganJinnigan Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Incenjucar wrote: »
    Jinnigan wrote: »
    Low Key wrote: »
    Man, that is a good deal for a mugging, Jin. Where do I go to get those kind of bargains?

    America's ghetto/college campus borderlines.

    wtb DMZ

    You know, there's a reason I try to look like I skin people in my spare time.

    Because you skin people in your spare time?

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    IncenjucarIncenjucar VChatter Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Jinnigan wrote: »
    Because you skin people in your spare time?

    Where do you think I get the leather for my jackets.

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    JamesJames Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Jinnigan wrote: »
    Low Key wrote: »
    Man, that is a good deal for a mugging, Jin. Where do I go to get those kind of bargains?

    America's ghetto/college campus borderlines.

    wtb DMZ

    You should carry a wooden sword on you, but sheathed. So it looks like you carry around a big scary sword but really you're kind of a pussy. Would still come in handy if they didn't have baseball bats though.

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    JinniganJinnigan Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    i'm sure if i had a big solid wooden sword and took a few months of training with it i could've kicked their asses

    i mean they weren't like professional gangstas or anything

    just some high school kids out for some dollahs

    p.s. ask me about having one ear twice the size of the other jesus christ

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    GimGim a tall glass of water Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
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    Wonder_HippieWonder_Hippie __BANNED USERS regular
    edited May 2007
    Anybody remember that fucker with the wooden sword in Kengo? God, he could slaughter you.

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    JamesJames Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Anybody remember that fucker with the wooden sword in Kengo? God, he could slaughter you.

    I'm pretty sure Miyamoto Musashi killed a guy in a duel using two wooden swords.

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    JinniganJinnigan Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    oh fucking hell

    that ear's the one i sleep on too

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    MrMisterMrMister Jesus dying on the cross in pain? Morally better than us. One has to go "all in".Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    James wrote: »
    Anybody remember that fucker with the wooden sword in Kengo? God, he could slaughter you.

    I'm pretty sure Miyamoto Musashi killed a guy in a duel using two wooden swords.

    The story goes that he used an oar.

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    Wonder_HippieWonder_Hippie __BANNED USERS regular
    edited May 2007
    James wrote: »
    Anybody remember that fucker with the wooden sword in Kengo? God, he could slaughter you.

    I'm pretty sure Miyamoto Musashi killed a guy in a duel using two wooden swords.

    I thought the wooden sword thing was just a myth, like almost everything else we "know" about Musashi?

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    JinniganJinnigan Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    thankfully i managed to save my ipod

    low key was right about the good bargain thing :V

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    IncenjucarIncenjucar VChatter Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Wooden swords are pretty damned useful for ass-kickings.

    They're not AS deadly, but they can still kill a person rather easily.

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    JinniganJinnigan Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    why don't you crush a larynx about it

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    IncenjucarIncenjucar VChatter Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Jinnigan wrote: »
    why don't you crush a larynx about it

    Because the kinky gasper girl has a hard time getting off work.

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    MrMisterMrMister Jesus dying on the cross in pain? Morally better than us. One has to go "all in".Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Incenjucar wrote: »
    Jinnigan wrote: »
    why don't you crush a larynx about it

    Because the kinky gasper girl has a hard time getting off work.

    Man

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    JamesJames Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    James wrote: »
    Anybody remember that fucker with the wooden sword in Kengo? God, he could slaughter you.

    I'm pretty sure Miyamoto Musashi killed a guy in a duel using two wooden swords.

    I thought the wooden sword thing was just a myth, like almost everything else we "know" about Musashi?

    I'm pretty sure all of history is a myth just because we didn't experience it olol!

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    JamesJames Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    MrMister wrote: »
    James wrote: »
    Anybody remember that fucker with the wooden sword in Kengo? God, he could slaughter you.

    I'm pretty sure Miyamoto Musashi killed a guy in a duel using two wooden swords.

    The story goes that he used an oar.

    Yeah, which he carved into a weapon :P

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    IncenjucarIncenjucar VChatter Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited May 2007
    MrMister wrote: »
    Man

    I'm pretty sure that, if her work didn't throw random schedules at her, I would have gotten laid like four times this year, and she would be in a turtleneck.

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    JinniganJinnigan Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    oh my fucking god

    where do i get a freeware alarm clock?

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    Mojo_JojoMojo_Jojo We are only now beginning to understand the full power and ramifications of sexual intercourse Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Dynagrip wrote: »
    Man, fuck this weather.
    The weather here is lovely.

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    JamesJames Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Man people get fucking stupid when it comes to fashion.

    People are entitled to wear whatever the fuck they want.

    Get the fuck over it.

    Fuck.

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    IncenjucarIncenjucar VChatter Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited May 2007
    James wrote: »
    Man people get fucking stupid when it comes to fashion.

    People are entitled to wear whatever the fuck they want.

    Get the fuck over it.

    Fuck.

    NO HATS

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    AdrenalineAdrenaline Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    James wrote: »
    Man people get fucking stupid when it comes to fashion.

    People are entitled to wear whatever the fuck they want.

    Get the fuck over it.

    Fuck.

    chicken_suit_costume.jpg

    Don't judge me

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    MrMisterMrMister Jesus dying on the cross in pain? Morally better than us. One has to go "all in".Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    James wrote: »
    Man people get fucking stupid when it comes to fashion.

    People are entitled to wear whatever the fuck they want.

    Get the fuck over it.

    Fuck.

    I'm not a big fan of how the fashion thread turned all negative. I liked it when it was cordial and people all posting about what they loved.

    Not to mention that you can explain not liking something without being a dick about it.

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    Mojo_JojoMojo_Jojo We are only now beginning to understand the full power and ramifications of sexual intercourse Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    I considered a hat briefly, then I saw a twat wearing a similar hat and didn't want to become associated with him and his twatish ways.

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    JamesJames Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Incenjucar wrote: »
    James wrote: »
    Man people get fucking stupid when it comes to fashion.

    People are entitled to wear whatever the fuck they want.

    Get the fuck over it.

    Fuck.

    NO HATS

    Man, real tilly hats are the best on earth. I have one made from duck.

    I also have a fake tilly from the Canadian Forces which is significantly less waterproof.

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    MrMisterMrMister Jesus dying on the cross in pain? Morally better than us. One has to go "all in".Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Mojo_Jojo wrote: »
    I considered a hat briefly, then I saw a twat wearing a similar hat and didn't want to become associated with him and his twatish ways.

    I would wear a cowboy hat and boots if I thought I wouldn't look like a huge tool, or alternately, just very ridiculous.

    I kind of want the boots anyway. They would probably look terrible though.

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    AdrenalineAdrenaline Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Incenjucar wrote: »
    James wrote: »
    Man people get fucking stupid when it comes to fashion.

    People are entitled to wear whatever the fuck they want.

    Get the fuck over it.

    Fuck.

    NO HATS

    Nothing wrong with hats, I like my baseball caps.

    And for the record I have excellent hair.

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    bowtiedsealbowtiedseal Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Mojo_Jojo wrote: »
    I considered a hat briefly, then I saw a twat wearing a similar hat and didn't want to become associated with him and his twatish ways.

    Yeah, this is also why I don't wear hats all that often.

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    IncenjucarIncenjucar VChatter Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited May 2007
    MrMister wrote: »
    I'm not a big fan of how the fashion thread turned all negative. I liked it when it was cordial and people all posting about what they loved.

    Not to mention that you can explain not liking something without being a dick about it.

    It'll turn around again, I think.

    Fashion hate is best taken with a smirk and a shrug and a "Thank you I will take that under advisement do you think I should add a feather boa to my Playboy Bunny suit for prom?"

    --

    Mr^2: The main thing is to avoid the white shirt, straw hat look.

    Also, do not do the Duster thing unless you can damned well pull it off, for which you need to be tall.

    Long coats and not being long do not mix.
    You end up looking like a hunch back.

    Also, avoid an over-wide brim, unless it's actually raining or insanely sunny.

    Wearing a stetson -regardless of weather- is silly.

    Wearing it when it keeps the sun or rain out of your eyes while everyone else is scrambling around with umbrellas is another matter.

    Also, you may need to get a horse.

    You can borrow one of mine until you do.

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    VariableVariable Mouth Congress Stroke Me Lady FameRegistered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Mojo_Jojo wrote: »
    I considered a hat briefly, then I saw a twat wearing a similar hat and didn't want to become associated with him and his twatish ways.

    Yeah, this is also why I don't wear hats all that often.

    I guarantee that for every outfit and style of dress, there is some twat out there sporting it.

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    bowtiedsealbowtiedseal Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Variable wrote: »
    Mojo_Jojo wrote: »
    I considered a hat briefly, then I saw a twat wearing a similar hat and didn't want to become associated with him and his twatish ways.

    Yeah, this is also why I don't wear hats all that often.

    I guarantee that for every outfit and style of dress, there is some twat out there sporting it.

    There seems to be a higher percentage for fedoras.

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    MrMisterMrMister Jesus dying on the cross in pain? Morally better than us. One has to go "all in".Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Variable wrote: »
    Mojo_Jojo wrote: »
    I considered a hat briefly, then I saw a twat wearing a similar hat and didn't want to become associated with him and his twatish ways.

    Yeah, this is also why I don't wear hats all that often.

    I guarantee that for every outfit and style of dress, there is some twat out there sporting it.

    But some are definitely twaty.

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    IncenjucarIncenjucar VChatter Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited May 2007

    There seems to be a higher percentage for fedoras.

    Cultural association.

    The whole pimp thing ruined fedoras.

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