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The [NFL] Shouldn’t Play Games but they will so we are going to talk about it.

Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
edited August 2020 in Social Entropy++
I’m not even sure what to put in this OP.

I just saw Derrius Guice got arrested for domestic violence, was going to post about it and the old thread was closed so I made this.

It feels as bad and pointless as the NFL right now so I suppose it’s fitting.

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  • Captain InertiaCaptain Inertia Registered User regular
    What about a poll

  • FencingsaxFencingsax It is difficult to get a man to understand, when his salary depends upon his not understanding GNU Terry PratchettRegistered User regular
    Should NFL Play?
    A)No
    B)Hells No!
    C)Larlar

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  • ChallChall Registered User regular
    Fencingsax wrote: »
    Should NFL Play?
    A)No
    B)Hells No!
    C)Larlar

    Secret Answer D) All Of The Above

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  • Captain InertiaCaptain Inertia Registered User regular
    Who will be out of the NFL first:
    Brady
    Brees
    Darnold

  • SorceSorce Not ThereRegistered User regular
    I want to say Brady, but he'll play whatever games happen this year and that'll be it.

    Then probably take a one-day contract with the Pats and retire.

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    Remember folks

    Eat your tape outside

  • The JudgeThe Judge The Terwilliger CurvesRegistered User regular
    Last pint: West Coast Best Coast / Breakside / GOW
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  • Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Damn that’s sad

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  • SirToastySirToasty Registered User regular
    Posting to fix the new post bug cause it's driving me crazy and I have nothing to contribute because my team is wholly uninteresting right now.

  • Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Watching Hard Knocks

    It’s hilarious to see all these big, tough football players so scared to get a Q-Tip in their nose.

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  • A Dabble Of TheloniusA Dabble Of Thelonius It has been a doozy of a dayRegistered User regular
    Devastating to lose insightful sideline reporting

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  • BobbleBobble Registered User regular
    Devastating to lose insightful sideline reporting

    Don't worry, I'm sure the TV contract obligates the coaches to give an interview before halftime. Now it'll just involve a microphone on a 6 ft long stick and a reporter in the stands.

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  • A Dabble Of TheloniusA Dabble Of Thelonius It has been a doozy of a dayRegistered User regular
    How will I know that the team that is losing hopes to shore up the gaps and play smart football??

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  • ShadowenShadowen Snores in the morning Registered User regular
    I mean we joke, but say goodbye to 95% of women sports journalists covering football.

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  • A Dabble Of TheloniusA Dabble Of Thelonius It has been a doozy of a dayRegistered User regular
    Oof. Yeah. That's true

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  • MulletudeMulletude Registered User regular
    edited August 2020
    Posting for forum bug

    And does anybody know if there's another season of All Or Nothing on the way? Hard Knocks is ok but that season long journey is always interesting to me.

    Edit: apparently Tom Hardy is narrating a new one for a soccer club, will watch that just to listen to him

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  • Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Oh...I guess we can still do Fantasy

    I’m just going to do the one 12 team league

    Join up!

    https://football.fantasysports.yahoo.com/f1/886935/invitation?key=791a9cbeaf471b0c&ikey=4c143c4e5caf79f3&soc_src=app-sh

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  • MulletudeMulletude Registered User regular
    Oh...I guess we can still do Fantasy

    I’m just going to do the one 12 team league

    Join up!

    https://football.fantasysports.yahoo.com/f1/886935/invitation?key=791a9cbeaf471b0c&ikey=4c143c4e5caf79f3&soc_src=app-sh

    Joined up. If they play i'll gladly do fantasy

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    Kansas City Turbines

  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver Registered User, ClubPA regular
    I actually have no idea how one even plays fantasy football.

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  • MulletudeMulletude Registered User regular
    I actually have no idea how one even plays fantasy football.

    Join the league and give it a go!

    Players get points based on yards and td's. You have a limited roster you draft and can pick up players off the waiver wire that weren't drafted or got cut by other people.

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  • RingoRingo He/Him Bury me at Lone Tree DenRegistered User regular
    The important thing to remember is that you need to draft a mix of players who get consistent points, players who can pop off for big numbers depending on who their team is playing, and most important of all - players whose teams will still be playing hard at the end of the season because their playoff spot is not secure (fantasy league playoffs usually happen in weeks 15-17)

    And then you can watch all your great draft picks get injured, your diamonds in the rough start to coast as their teams either lock in a playoff spot or starts tanking for draft position, and you learn the joy of watching a game you don't care about yelling at a QB you hate to throw it to his WR3 that you picked up off the waiver wire because you forgot all your other WRs are on a bye week.

    Fantasy! Football!

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  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver Registered User, ClubPA regular
    Should I aim for players with high stats or ones that know endgame spells

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  • Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Should I aim for players with high stats or ones that know endgame spells

    Balance is important.

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  • RingoRingo He/Him Bury me at Lone Tree DenRegistered User regular
    Should I aim for players with high stats or ones that know endgame spells

    High stats win games, endgame spells win championships

    The one time I took the season championship I scraped and clawed my way through the middle of the pack to make it to the final against a behemoth with an almost perfect record. My only hope of keeping it close was that the monster team had some big guns that were probably only going to play 3 quarters and would be under their season average, but I doubted it would be enough - and by the end of the day Sunday, Week 16 2003 it wasn't. I was way behind in points with only my QB Brett Favre left to play on MNF. Against the Raiders. After Brett's father had just passed away.

    Brett threw for 4 TDs and 400 yards and carried my team over the finish line

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  • DirtyboyDirtyboy Registered User regular
    I'd like to see KC try to stop a stadium full of drunken morons from doing the chop.

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  • RingoRingo He/Him Bury me at Lone Tree DenRegistered User regular
    I don't know about KC specifically, but other places have managed it by banning it and no longer playing the music people usually associate with the chop.

    Of course that will fail as soon as the White House tweets about it and people do it out of conservative spite

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  • ToxTox I kill threads he/himRegistered User regular
    Honestly if ever there was a year to do the Bad Predictions league...

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  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver Registered User, ClubPA regular
    Ringo wrote: »
    Should I aim for players with high stats or ones that know endgame spells

    High stats win games, endgame spells win championships

    The one time I took the season championship I scraped and clawed my way through the middle of the pack to make it to the final against a behemoth with an almost perfect record. My only hope of keeping it close was that the monster team had some big guns that were probably only going to play 3 quarters and would be under their season average, but I doubted it would be enough - and by the end of the day Sunday, Week 16 2003 it wasn't. I was way behind in points with only my QB Brett Favre left to play on MNF. Against the Raiders. After Brett's father had just passed away.

    Brett threw for 4 TDs and 400 yards and carried my team over the finish line

    So make sure Julio Jones knows Firaga and Ultima before I draft him, gotcha

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  • MulletudeMulletude Registered User regular
    Ringo wrote: »
    Should I aim for players with high stats or ones that know endgame spells

    High stats win games, endgame spells win championships

    The one time I took the season championship I scraped and clawed my way through the middle of the pack to make it to the final against a behemoth with an almost perfect record. My only hope of keeping it close was that the monster team had some big guns that were probably only going to play 3 quarters and would be under their season average, but I doubted it would be enough - and by the end of the day Sunday, Week 16 2003 it wasn't. I was way behind in points with only my QB Brett Favre left to play on MNF. Against the Raiders. After Brett's father had just passed away.

    Brett threw for 4 TDs and 400 yards and carried my team over the finish line

    So make sure Julio Jones knows Firaga and Ultima before I draft him, gotcha

    Just do the all Bama team. Ingram, Henry, Jacobs, Julio, Ridley and Ruggs

    Damn, that would be a really solid skill lineup

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  • Captain InertiaCaptain Inertia Registered User regular
    edited August 2020
    Ringo wrote: »
    Should I aim for players with high stats or ones that know endgame spells

    High stats win games, endgame spells win championships

    The one time I took the season championship I scraped and clawed my way through the middle of the pack to make it to the final against a behemoth with an almost perfect record. My only hope of keeping it close was that the monster team had some big guns that were probably only going to play 3 quarters and would be under their season average, but I doubted it would be enough - and by the end of the day Sunday, Week 16 2003 it wasn't. I was way behind in points with only my QB Brett Favre left to play on MNF. Against the Raiders. After Brett's father had just passed away.

    Brett threw for 4 TDs and 400 yards and carried my team over the finish line

    So make sure Julio Jones knows Firaga and Ultima before I draft him, gotcha

    Julio Jones definitely knows all the spells and uses them for 9999 damage on the reg...the question is if he plays all the games or gets sidelined cause you want to experiment with “blue magic”

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  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver Registered User, ClubPA regular
    Mulletude wrote: »
    Ringo wrote: »
    Should I aim for players with high stats or ones that know endgame spells

    High stats win games, endgame spells win championships

    The one time I took the season championship I scraped and clawed my way through the middle of the pack to make it to the final against a behemoth with an almost perfect record. My only hope of keeping it close was that the monster team had some big guns that were probably only going to play 3 quarters and would be under their season average, but I doubted it would be enough - and by the end of the day Sunday, Week 16 2003 it wasn't. I was way behind in points with only my QB Brett Favre left to play on MNF. Against the Raiders. After Brett's father had just passed away.

    Brett threw for 4 TDs and 400 yards and carried my team over the finish line

    So make sure Julio Jones knows Firaga and Ultima before I draft him, gotcha

    Just do the all Bama team. Ingram, Henry, Jacobs, Julio, Ridley and Ruggs

    Damn, that would be a really solid skill lineup

    Shocking, I know

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  • ChallChall Registered User regular
    Just remember if you use Jameis Winston he automatically has the Confused status so he's equally likely to throw to either team on the field.

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