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Against Everyone’s Better Judgement The [Movie] Thread is Open

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    MaddocMaddoc I'm Bobbin Threadbare, are you my mother? Registered User regular
    No Verotika?!

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    mxmarksmxmarks Registered User regular
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    They made another 30 Days of Night?

    A decade ago, direct to video

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    it sucked!

    I seriously have no idea who that quote - “it makes twilight look like nursery school!” - is for.

    I can’t stop thinking about it.

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    Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    mxmarks wrote: »
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    They made another 30 Days of Night?

    A decade ago, direct to video

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    it sucked!

    I seriously have no idea who that quote - “it makes twilight look like nursery school!” - is for.

    I can’t stop thinking about it.

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    GvzbgulGvzbgul Registered User regular
    People who rag on twilight for being dumb are generally not the sharpest tools in the shed.

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    Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Gvzbgul wrote: »
    People who rag on twilight for being dumb are generally not the sharpest tools in the shed.

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    KetarKetar Come on upstairs we're having a partyRegistered User regular
    The only things I know for sure are of the new releases on streaming services (taken from my list above)

    Netflix: Vampires vs the Bronx; Haunting of Bly Manor; Cadaver
    Hulu: Monsterland; Books of Blood; Helstrom; Bad Hair
    Amazon Prime: Black Box; The Lie; Evil Eye; Nocturne; The Craft remake
    Shudder: The Ghoul Log; Scare Me; The Deeper You Dig; The Cleansing Hour; 32 Malasana Street; The Mortuary Collection; The Creepshow Halloween Special; May The Devil Take You Too

    I wanna try to watch most of those:

    Haunting of Bly Manor is the followup to Haunting of Hill House, and Mike Flanagan's been doing a good enough job so far in general that I'm real interested in it more than anything else on the new list;
    Straightzi had a good mention of the Monsterland anthology season in the shows thread;
    Books of Blood is a new adaptation of the Clive Barker anthology;
    Bad Hair from the Sundance festival is Justin Simien's second directed film, his debut was Dear White People. Cast includes Kelly Rowland, Vanessa Williams, Laverne Cox, Lena Waithe, Blair Underwood and Jay Pharoah;
    I had a good writeup/preview of the first part of Welcome to the Blumhouse, 4 of Blumhouse's Amazon Prime contributions (Black Box, The Lie, Evil Eye and Nocturne) this month, in the last film thread. Blumhouse has had great releases, good releases, and bad releases. With 5 new films out this month, I'll be satisfied if one or two are at least good, and I'm particularly hopeful about The Lie and Evil Eye;
    The Craft remake was a thing I just found out about, Blumhouse also made it. Cast includes Cailee Spaeny (Bad Times at the El Royale), Gideon Adlon (The Society), Lovie Simone (Share), Nicholas Galitzine (Share), David Duchovny and Michelle Monaghan;
    Shudder's contributions include Scare Me from the Sundance festival starring Aya Cash (The Boys); The Mortuary Collection is an anthology with Clancy Brown and has a 97% (!) on Rotten Tomatoes; 32 Malasana Street is a creepy-looking haunted house tale filmed in Madrid; May The Devil Take You Too is the sequel to the 2018 Indonesian May The Devil Take You and while I never saw that, director Timo Tjahjanto also made The Night Comes For Us and the one good segment of V/H/S/2 (Safe Haven), so I'm psyched for more from him; and
    The Creepshow Halloween Special, an animated special that was just announced as being on the Shudder schedule last week, and has 2 new story adaptations, including "Survivor Type" starring Kiefer Sutherland as a man determined to stay alive on a deserted island no matter the cost

    Oh, nice. I bought a ticket for The Mortuary Collection at a drive-in in Chicago next month. It was one of two that I decided to book well in advance, just because it looked interesting enough.

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    BrainleechBrainleech 機知に富んだコメントはここにあります Registered User regular
    DJ Eebs wrote: »
    I'm not sure terminator dark fate is a horror movie but it is good to know it'll be on hulu soon, been meaning to check that out

    It is on Hulu as they put it on at work and talked about how "woke" movies are and why it's so bad
    I ran out of reasons to roll my eyes at them long ago. I gave up pointing out where they get thier info from is making them very insular and other things
    Yet it still continues

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    Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    The best scene in the movie is Chris Evans breaking into the skyscraper in The Losers.

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    The JudgeThe Judge The Terwilliger CurvesRegistered User regular
    If we're talking 'scenes' and 'tv shows' and A Valentine For Niles (which I'm watching right now goddammit) isn't part of the conversation, dunno what to tell you.

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    Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Perfect TV scene? Tywin berating Jaime while he dresses an elk.

    Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but dies in the process.
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    ProhassProhass Registered User regular
    Brainleech wrote: »
    DJ Eebs wrote: »
    I'm not sure terminator dark fate is a horror movie but it is good to know it'll be on hulu soon, been meaning to check that out

    It is on Hulu as they put it on at work and talked about how "woke" movies are and why it's so bad
    I ran out of reasons to roll my eyes at them long ago. I gave up pointing out where they get thier info from is making them very insular and other things
    Yet it still continues

    Wait how is dark fate woke?

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    Undead ScottsmanUndead Scottsman Registered User regular
    edited September 2020
    Dark Fate spoilers
    The "They only want you because you're a baby factory, oh wait no, women can be important resistance leaders too!" Plot, plus the extended sequence of crossing the Mexican border into America, getting caught by border patrol and then liberating a concentration camp.

    Maybe add in a little bit of Carl effectively being an ace man in a relationship.

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    RingoRingo He/Him a distinct lack of substanceRegistered User regular
    Dark Fate spoilers
    The "They only want you because you're a baby factory, oh wait no, women can be important resistance leaders too!" Plot, plus the extended sequence of crossing the Mexican border into America, getting caught by border patrol and then liberating a concentration camp.

    Maybe add in a little bit of Carl effectively being an ace man in a relationship.

    Also it stars three female characters, the villain is latino, and Arnie is the only white dude

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    BrainleechBrainleech 機知に富んだコメントはここにあります Registered User regular
    Prohass wrote: »
    Brainleech wrote: »
    DJ Eebs wrote: »
    I'm not sure terminator dark fate is a horror movie but it is good to know it'll be on hulu soon, been meaning to check that out

    It is on Hulu as they put it on at work and talked about how "woke" movies are and why it's so bad
    I ran out of reasons to roll my eyes at them long ago. I gave up pointing out where they get thier info from is making them very insular and other things
    Yet it still continues

    Wait how is dark fate woke?

    Because it stars women doing heroic things that's all
    They had problems with Arnie's terminator being a sewing enthusiast.
    And others I blocked and chose to forget

    They put on Gemini Man had praise for it even though I said it was full of pacing and plot problems
    They put on Bright and had praise for it {this is brought up a lot}

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    Donovan PuppyfuckerDonovan Puppyfucker A dagger in the dark is worth a thousand swords in the morningRegistered User regular
    I’m going to try this. Picked movies I either have never seen or haven’t seen in at least a couple years. Really made the pickin’s slim some years.


    *Denotes never seen

    Can’t decide which movie for 1998 yet.


    1989 Shocker
    1990 Flatliners
    1991 The Addams Family
    1992 Dr. Giggles
    1993 Cronos
    1994 Brainscan
    1995 Demon Knight
    1996 Bordello of Blood
    1997 Event Horizon
    1998 The Faculty/Urban Legend
    1999 Idle Hands
    2000 Dracula 2000
    2001 Ghosts of Mars
    2002 Ghost Ship
    2003 Wrong Turn
    2004 Night Watch
    2005 Wolf Creek
    2006 Silent Hill
    2007 REC
    2008 One Missed Call
    2009 Sorority Row
    2010 Black Death
    2011 You're Next
    2012 Maniac*
    2013 Oculus
    2014 The Den*
    2015 Maggie*
    2016 Train to Busan
    2017 Tragedy Girls
    2018 What Keeps You Alive*
    2019 Harpoon*

    Go with The Faculty.

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    OlivawOlivaw good name, isn't it? the foot of mt fujiRegistered User regular
    Ringo wrote: »
    Dark Fate spoilers
    The "They only want you because you're a baby factory, oh wait no, women can be important resistance leaders too!" Plot, plus the extended sequence of crossing the Mexican border into America, getting caught by border patrol and then liberating a concentration camp.

    Maybe add in a little bit of Carl effectively being an ace man in a relationship.

    Also it stars three female characters, the villain is latino, and Arnie is the only white dude

    I will say it felt a bit like Dark Fate was... trying very hard, at times

    If you can get past that feeling it’s a pretty great flick, but it was something I was conscious of

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    BrainleechBrainleech 機知に富んだコメントはここにあります Registered User regular
    Olivaw wrote: »
    Ringo wrote: »
    Dark Fate spoilers
    The "They only want you because you're a baby factory, oh wait no, women can be important resistance leaders too!" Plot, plus the extended sequence of crossing the Mexican border into America, getting caught by border patrol and then liberating a concentration camp.

    Maybe add in a little bit of Carl effectively being an ace man in a relationship.

    Also it stars three female characters, the villain is latino, and Arnie is the only white dude

    I will say it felt a bit like Dark Fate was... trying very hard, at times

    If you can get past that feeling it’s a pretty great flick, but it was something I was conscious of

    I agree but I also felt the Terminator license comes with a ton of luggage

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    Donovan PuppyfuckerDonovan Puppyfucker A dagger in the dark is worth a thousand swords in the morningRegistered User regular
    Olivaw wrote: »
    Ringo wrote: »
    Dark Fate spoilers
    The "They only want you because you're a baby factory, oh wait no, women can be important resistance leaders too!" Plot, plus the extended sequence of crossing the Mexican border into America, getting caught by border patrol and then liberating a concentration camp.

    Maybe add in a little bit of Carl effectively being an ace man in a relationship.

    Also it stars three female characters, the villain is latino, and Arnie is the only white dude

    I will say it felt a bit like Dark Fate was... trying very hard, at times

    If you can get past that feeling it’s a pretty great flick, but it was something I was conscious of

    Yeah I ended up enjoying it, and the terminator itself had a really neat hook that upped the ante quite well. Dunno yet if it will end up taking up space on my BluRay shelves like the first two movies do, but at least it's a possibility, unlike the third and fourth movie.

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    Johnny ChopsockyJohnny Chopsocky Scootaloo! We have to cook! Grillin' HaysenburgersRegistered User regular
    Dark Fate is my third favorite Terminator movie, simply because the infiltrator units actually do infiltration.

    Either that or because 3, Salvation, and Genisys were still fresh in my mind and I just needed a not-dogshit Terminator movie.

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    HobnailHobnail Registered User regular
    I'm sure you meant G3n15y5

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    AlphaRomeroAlphaRomero Registered User regular
    Dark Fate spoilers
    The "They only want you because you're a baby factory, oh wait no, women can be important resistance leaders too!" Plot, plus the extended sequence of crossing the Mexican border into America, getting caught by border patrol and then liberating a concentration camp.

    Maybe add in a little bit of Carl effectively being an ace man in a relationship.

    WHen they had Sarah actually reduce herself to a
    womb, and gloss over the fact she is was a leading action lady who saved and trained the future resistance leader, I lost all interest.

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    NaphtaliNaphtali Hazy + Flow SeaRegistered User regular
    Dark Fate spoilers
    The "They only want you because you're a baby factory, oh wait no, women can be important resistance leaders too!" Plot, plus the extended sequence of crossing the Mexican border into America, getting caught by border patrol and then liberating a concentration camp.

    Maybe add in a little bit of Carl effectively being an ace man in a relationship.

    WHen they had Sarah actually reduce herself to a
    womb, and gloss over the fact she is was a leading action lady who saved and trained the future resistance leader, I lost all interest.
    I actively started to check out of the film when Sarah said that line, it felt so out of character. Also I really didn't like the Arnie bot character ("oh, turns out I'm actually a good guy now who knew") so kind of everything past the forest cabin.

    It's fine overall, but eh. Everything since T2 is just chasing after it and ends up falling on their faces, unfortunately.

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    Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    My big problem is that they introduce Mackenzie Davis to be this epic bad arse in her opening scene and then she really doesn’t do much else until the end. She feels so wasted.

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    VeldrinVeldrin Sham bam bamina Registered User regular
    On one hand, I agree that Mackenzie Davis was hugely wasted for most of the movie.

    On the other,
    I kinda loved the concept of human augmentation in her timeline being possible but a very flawed and dangerous last resort.

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    Donovan PuppyfuckerDonovan Puppyfucker A dagger in the dark is worth a thousand swords in the morningRegistered User regular
    Naphtali wrote: »
    Dark Fate spoilers
    The "They only want you because you're a baby factory, oh wait no, women can be important resistance leaders too!" Plot, plus the extended sequence of crossing the Mexican border into America, getting caught by border patrol and then liberating a concentration camp.

    Maybe add in a little bit of Carl effectively being an ace man in a relationship.

    WHen they had Sarah actually reduce herself to a
    womb, and gloss over the fact she is was a leading action lady who saved and trained the future resistance leader, I lost all interest.
    I actively started to check out of the film when Sarah said that line, it felt so out of character. Also I really didn't like the Arnie bot character ("oh, turns out I'm actually a good guy now who knew") so kind of everything past the forest cabin.

    Also,
    for the T-800 model 101 to be capable of learning, Sarah Connor had to go into it's head and change a setting (Director's Cut of T2: Judgement Day), but the unit in Dark Fate never has that happen to it, so it should not have been capable of learning or growing emotionally.

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    PinfeldorfPinfeldorf Yeah ZestRegistered User regular
    The Terminator in T2 says it is a learning computer. The conversation between it and John in Mexico is pretty relevant.

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    Donovan PuppyfuckerDonovan Puppyfucker A dagger in the dark is worth a thousand swords in the morningRegistered User regular
    Pinfeldorf wrote: »
    The Terminator in T2 says it is a learning computer. The conversation between it and John in Mexico is pretty relevant.

    Yes, it says it is an advanced AI that can learn. In the Director's Cut scene at the abandoned gas station: "Terminator explains to John that its CPU is a learning computer, but Skynet disables the learning ability when Terminators are sent out alone, with Sarah remarking that Skynet doesn't want it's infiltrators to do any thinking. When John suggests that they can reset the switch, he and Sarah operate on the Terminator. She removes part of its scalp, opens its metal skull, and removes the chip inside, shutting down the android completely. However, to John's horror, she wants to destroy the chip with a small sledgehammer, because she doesn't trust John's new friend. She wants to use this opportunity to disable it, but John convinces her that they need it, and that if he is to be a great military leader, she should start listening to some of his ideas for a change. Reluctantly, she concedes, and they reset the switch and reinsert the chip."

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    Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Pinfeldorf wrote: »
    The Terminator in T2 says it is a learning computer. The conversation between it and John in Mexico is pretty relevant.

    Yes, it says it is an advanced AI that can learn. In the Director's Cut scene at the abandoned gas station: "Terminator explains to John that its CPU is a learning computer, but Skynet disables the learning ability when Terminators are sent out alone, with Sarah remarking that Skynet doesn't want it's infiltrators to do any thinking. When John suggests that they can reset the switch, he and Sarah operate on the Terminator. She removes part of its scalp, opens its metal skull, and removes the chip inside, shutting down the android completely. However, to John's horror, she wants to destroy the chip with a small sledgehammer, because she doesn't trust John's new friend. She wants to use this opportunity to disable it, but John convinces her that they need it, and that if he is to be a great military leader, she should start listening to some of his ideas for a change. Reluctantly, she concedes, and they reset the switch and reinsert the chip."

    That's the director's cut, it's arguably not canon.

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    PinfeldorfPinfeldorf Yeah ZestRegistered User regular
    I've never seen the director's cut of T2 and I never got the inference that they removed their capacity to learn. Because they specifically say their ability to learn makes them better at infiltration and killing.

    I'll be happy to watch the movie again though to be sure, it's been a few months.

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    Donovan PuppyfuckerDonovan Puppyfucker A dagger in the dark is worth a thousand swords in the morningRegistered User regular
    In the original movie the T-800 never says it IS learning, just that it can.

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    Mr. GMr. G Registered User regular
    hmm, I'm not sad enough about the state of the studio system lately, computer, generate something to bum me the hell out



    ah, there we go, that's the stuff, now I'm REAL sad

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    YaYaYaYa Decent. Registered User regular
    what

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    AlphaRomeroAlphaRomero Registered User regular
    Director's Cut or no, there's no reason Skynet would send out Terminators without any instructions post-successful killing. A loose Terminator floating around that can develop morality and work against it is stupid. It was an excuse to include Arnie. In no world would Sarah work with the machine that butchered her son or develop a grudging respect for him.

    T2 rounds the series out nicely, and it's easy to just stop there.

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    FencingsaxFencingsax It is difficult to get a man to understand, when his salary depends upon his not understanding GNU Terry PratchettRegistered User regular
    The question is, is it going to be a remake?

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    Mr. GMr. G Registered User regular
    Fencingsax wrote: »
    The question is, is it going to be a remake?
    They are keeping the logline under wraps, but I’m told that the story will further explore the mythology of the characters, including Mufasa’s origin story. Moving the story forward while looking back conjures memories of The Godfather: Part II, set on the African plain with a continuation of the tradition of music that was a key part of the 1994 animated classic, the 2019 film and the blockbuster Broadway stage transfer.

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    HobnailHobnail Registered User regular
    I cant remember did everyone hate the new lion king and it bombed or did everyone hate it and it made fifty fuckzillion dollars

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    Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited September 2020
    let me know when they're doing a live action aladdin and the king of thieves

    need to see aladdin's Hot Dad

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    Mr. GMr. G Registered User regular
    Hobnail wrote: »
    I cant remember did everyone hate the new lion king and it bombed or did everyone hate it and it made fifty fuckzillion dollars

    the latter, it is the 11th highest-grossing movie of all time unadjusted and the 20th adjusted

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    HobnailHobnail Registered User regular
    Excellent

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    cursedkingcursedking Registered User regular
    Hobnail wrote: »
    I cant remember did everyone hate the new lion king and it bombed or did everyone hate it and it made fifty fuckzillion dollars

    it at most cost $350-$400 million to make if wikipedia is to be believed (250ish to make plus 145 in marketing), and made 1.6 billion.

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