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[bad food] rides eternal

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  • TofystedethTofystedeth Registered User regular
    #pipe wrote: »
    Madican wrote: »
    Bread and cheese are woefully inadequate in Japan is what I've learned from various sources

    Bread is actually amazing in Japan.
    I mean it's harder to get artisanal sourdough or whatever, but I never would because regular ass sandwich bread is fantastic.

    The seminal Japanese sandwich bread is called Shokupan which just means like "meal bread" or "bread for eating" and it's so soft and fluffy and delicious.

    There are also tons of little bakeries all over the place that do fresh bread as well as a million different savory or sweet bread concoctions. Fucking Melonpan is amazing.

    And you can the egg custard tarts, or the buns with curried pork in em, yum yum.

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  • E.CoyoteE.Coyote Registered User regular
    I think I like the other thread title better. We should have a poll so we can get three simultaneous bad food threads.
    https://forums.penny-arcade.com/discussion/237805/bad-food-bologna-cake-licorice-poisoning-and-objectively-correct-chip-rankings/p2

  • Commander ZoomCommander Zoom Registered User regular
    E.Coyote wrote: »
    I think I like the other thread title better. We should have a poll so we can get three simultaneous bad food threads.
    https://forums.penny-arcade.com/discussion/237805/bad-food-bologna-cake-licorice-poisoning-and-objectively-correct-chip-rankings/p2

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  • UrielUriel Registered User regular
    I want a creme brulee

  • ahavaahava Call me Ahava ~~She/Her~~ Move to New ZealandRegistered User regular
    Awe @rhylith I'm sorry I was just joking. Please let me live vicariously through you.


    I don't think I'm allowed to have a cow. Plus I have nowhere to store curing meats.

    I'll just, you know, whinge about it.

    And make my own bagels.

  • PinfeldorfPinfeldorf Yeah ZestRegistered User regular
    Quick everyone mail hava a cow.

  • Commander ZoomCommander Zoom Registered User regular
    Don't hava cow, man.

  • 3cl1ps33cl1ps3 I will build a labyrinth to house the cheese Registered User regular
    New Zealand has plentiful rolling spaces, surely you can find a space to stash a herd while you prepare an incredible brisket franchise the likes of which the world has never seen!

    You can call it "Ahava what she's having"

  • TefTef Registered User regular
    The finest pasture raised, grass fed, Covid free cattle in the world!

    I am salivating at the thought of some proper pastrami.

    @lonelyahava have you tried Mclures pickles? Farro and sometimes countdown sell them. They taste pretty good to my (unrefined) tastes

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  • ahavaahava Call me Ahava ~~She/Her~~ Move to New ZealandRegistered User regular
    I haven't been to a Farro in a while. Maybe I'll make a stop on my way north this weekend.


    I mean, I could make my own dill pickles. But that's not quite the point

  • tynictynic PICNIC BADASS Registered User, ClubPA regular
    I've found it

    the most Aussie tuckshop menu ever

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  • UrielUriel Registered User regular
    One 300ml " " please

  • PinfeldorfPinfeldorf Yeah ZestRegistered User regular
    That means "see above". So it's 300ml of plain milk.

  • ShortyShorty touching the meat Intergalactic Cool CourtRegistered User regular
    that's a lot to take in

  • tynictynic PICNIC BADASS Registered User, ClubPA regular
    My favourite element is the taxonomic decisions at play.
    I guess soup is a cake?

  • JedocJedoc In the scuppers with the staggers and jagsRegistered User regular
    edited October 2020
    tynic wrote: »
    My favourite element is the taxonomic decisions at play.
    I guess soup is a cake?

    You can really see the madness set in when they went from eclairs to pies. "Wait, no, some of the pies are full of meat. Does that make them sandwiches? FUCK I forgot about the sausage rolls. Screw it, this column is cashed, let's go for soup."

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  • tynictynic PICNIC BADASS Registered User, ClubPA regular
    although in australia anything listed as a 'pie' is always meat. You have to specify if it's fruit, otherwise we'll assume animal bits.
    So by the time they got there, they'd already made their call. May god have mercy on their souls.

  • JedocJedoc In the scuppers with the staggers and jagsRegistered User regular
    That's honestly the best pie policy I can think of.

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  • Donovan PuppyfuckerDonovan Puppyfucker A dagger in the dark is worth a thousand swords in the morningRegistered User regular
    tynic wrote: »
    My favourite element is the taxonomic decisions at play.
    I guess soup is a cake?

    School secretary just went "another subheading? I think the fuck not, this typewriter is a pain in the ass, you get what you get."

  • UrielUriel Registered User regular
    Pinfeldorf wrote: »
    That means "see above". So it's 300ml of plain milk.

    No fuck off I want to go somewhere and order something by specifying a volume and doing scare quotes with my fingers.

  • BlackDragon480BlackDragon480 Bluster Kerfuffle Master of Windy ImportRegistered User regular
    edited October 2020
    Uriel wrote: »
    Pinfeldorf wrote: »
    That means "see above". So it's 300ml of plain milk.

    No fuck off I want to go somewhere and order something by specifying a volume and doing scare quotes with my fingers.

    So, you would like a "goddamn litre of cola", a la Rod Farve?

    I made an order this evening that about broke the carry-out person at Papa John's. She looked utterly confused and repulsed when calling.out my Papadillia (if the person on the pannini press knows what they're doing, the seared pizza crust works even better.than chibatta) with mushroom, anchovies, and 3-cheese blend.

    After consuming half of it, I believe I'm now about 60% NaCl by volume.

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  • knitdanknitdan Registered User regular
    I have a hankering for some Cougar Gold but it’s like $35 for a 30oz can

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  • BlackDragon480BlackDragon480 Bluster Kerfuffle Master of Windy ImportRegistered User regular
    knitdan wrote: »
    I have a hankering for some Cougar Gold but it’s like $35 for a 30oz can

    Not big on Cougar cheese myself, but this time of year I do get a hankering for Bergenost and lingonberries.

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  • Librarian's ghostLibrarian's ghost Librarian, Ghostbuster, and TimSpork Registered User regular
    What is a hot dog cake?

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  • LuvTheMonkeyLuvTheMonkey High Sierra Serenade Registered User regular
    What is a hot dog cake?

    Is it a sandwich??

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  • TefTef Registered User regular
    What is a hot dog cake?

    Is it a sandwich??

    Technically it’s a burrito

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  • TefTef Registered User regular
    @#pipe please weigh in on this important taxonomic discussion

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  • PinfeldorfPinfeldorf Yeah ZestRegistered User regular
    I feel it's rude you ask about anything involving hot dogs and batsignal someone other than Lost Salient.

  • Indie WinterIndie Winter die Krähe Rudi Hurzlmeier (German, b. 1952)Registered User regular
    I know I'm late with this but what the heck is Babka

    *googles*

    ooooohh you mean Rugelach

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  • SolventSolvent Econ-artist กรุงเทพมหานครRegistered User regular
    tynic wrote: »
    I've found it

    the most Aussie tuckshop menu ever

    wb8pip18aeth.jpg

    No vanilla slice? I think we found our war criminal.

    Also, by calling this 'most Australian', and seeing that the list is clearly from a specific region ("devon"), you have made a statement on the relative 'australianness' of different states. I do hope you brought your flamesuit.

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  • SolventSolvent Econ-artist กรุงเทพมหานครRegistered User regular
    edited October 2020
    *oops wrong button"

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  • BrainleechBrainleech 機知に富んだコメントはここにあります Registered User regular
    tynic wrote: »
    My favourite element is the taxonomic decisions at play.
    I guess soup is a cake?

    They started to sell Buttermilk pies at work
    It looks like a custard pie but it's not refrigerated.

  • ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    I could go for a spaghetti sandwich right about now.

  • tynictynic PICNIC BADASS Registered User, ClubPA regular
    Solvent wrote: »
    tynic wrote: »
    I've found it

    the most Aussie tuckshop menu ever

    wb8pip18aeth.jpg

    No vanilla slice? I think we found our war criminal.

    Also, by calling this 'most Australian', and seeing that the list is clearly from a specific region ("devon"), you have made a statement on the relative 'australianness' of different states. I do hope you brought your flamesuit.

    As a native Adelaidean, I'm under no illusion we're at all representative of Australianness.

  • ahavaahava Call me Ahava ~~She/Her~~ Move to New ZealandRegistered User regular
    I know I'm late with this but what the heck is Babka

    *googles*

    ooooohh you mean Rugelach

    babka and rugelach are very much decidedly not the same. I mean, you do you, but one is usually loaf shaped and the other is like a stuffed crescent shape thing.

  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    Tef wrote: »
    #pipe please weigh in on this important taxonomic discussion

    My official weigh in is "everybody shut up"

  • Donovan PuppyfuckerDonovan Puppyfucker A dagger in the dark is worth a thousand swords in the morningRegistered User regular
    #pipe wrote: »
    Tef wrote: »
    #pipe please weigh in on this important taxonomic discussion

    My official weigh in is "everybody shut up"

    You don't sound your usual cheery self mate, do you need a lamington and choccy milk?

  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    yes please.

    although make it a lime breaka

  • VeldrinVeldrin Sham bam bamina Registered User regular
    Other than the use of "devon" in place of "fritz" and a lack of pizza roundas, that's pretty darn spot on what my primary school canteen menu looked like.

  • sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    Madican wrote: »
    Bread and cheese are woefully inadequate in Japan is what I've learned from various sources

    Difficult to find and very specific, and almost entirely white.

    But inadequate is not how I would describe it. “Adequate” actually seems appropriate, come to think of it.

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