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Sgt Eversman
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"Hi, is this (eversman)?"
Yes.
"My name is Cindy, I'm calling from (some Multiple Sclerosis foundation). We're asking for donations to fund research in your area, are you interested in making a donation?"
Sure!
"Great! Would you like an envelope for 35, 50, or 60 dollars?"
$35 sounds fine.
"Thank you so much! Have a great summer and god bless you."
You too. Have a nice night.
*click*
...
You're not getting a dime from me.
Bitch.
FOCUS: What have you done to secure your ticket to hell?
Yes.
"My name is Cindy, I'm calling from (some Multiple Sclerosis foundation). We're asking for donations to fund research in your area, are you interested in making a donation?"
Sure!
"Great! Would you like an envelope for 35, 50, or 60 dollars?"
$35 sounds fine.
"Thank you so much! Have a great summer and god bless you."
You too. Have a nice night.
*click*
...
You're not getting a dime from me.
Bitch.
FOCUS: What have you done to secure your ticket to hell?
Democracy is two wolves and a lamb voting on what to have for dinner.
Liberty is a well-armed lamb contesting the outcome.
Liberty is a well-armed lamb contesting the outcome.
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and why wouldn't you just say you're not interested in making a donation
and why are your threads so terrible
BUT HE TOTALLY ISN'T PLANNING TO!
A real knee-slapper.
yeah, this was a bad idea.
Liberty is a well-armed lamb contesting the outcome.
Great fucking job, man.
those kids were going to die anyway
Liberty is a well-armed lamb contesting the outcome.
Isin't that great?!?!
Liberty is a well-armed lamb contesting the outcome.
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Liberty is a well-armed lamb contesting the outcome.
No, they weren't. Multiple sclerosis rarely ends in death.
Well, it doesn't exactly end in Rainbows and Puppy Dogs either.
break, like, 9 of the 10 commandments
Not a whole lot. Well, except for graduating, I suppose.
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yes they were. its kind of a universal human condition.
Liberty is a well-armed lamb contesting the outcome.
Tee-hee-hee
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I don't mean on the internet. On the internet it's just what you do. You're only hurting other dicks.
As people who are specifically looking for something for nothing, you'd think they'd want to just skip anyone who wouldn't want to be bothered and get right to the people who will fork it over.
Seriously.
Liberty is a well-armed lamb contesting the outcome.
You'd be screwed anyway.
Penguins can't fly.
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they called back later and were like ummm hi
maybe they came to the door i dunno
i couldn't find a website on them so i didn't want to give them any cash
besides
they're cops
I may, or may not, have jerked off, or not jerked off to, what was, or possibly wasn't, my own, or someone elses, reflection.
That's why there were so many mirrors in the dining room.
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