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    TxdoHawkTxdoHawk Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Fallout wrote: »
    i promised a donation to some police officer's foundation near me

    they called back later and were like ummm hi

    maybe they came to the door i dunno

    i couldn't find a website on them so i didn't want to give them any cash

    besides

    they're cops

    Supposedly a significant donation to those kinds of places will get you a nice big bumper sticker that will get you out of a decent amount of trouble if you get pulled over. I have never bothered though, because the only cops I worry about around here are such douchebags that they wouldn't even care.

    Edit: Also, I drive like a grandmother, 5 over the limit.

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    potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    TxdoHawk wrote: »
    Fallout wrote: »
    i promised a donation to some police officer's foundation near me

    they called back later and were like ummm hi

    maybe they came to the door i dunno

    i couldn't find a website on them so i didn't want to give them any cash

    besides

    they're cops

    Supposedly a significant donation to those kinds of places will get you a nice big bumper sticker that will get you out of a decent amount of trouble if you get pulled over. I have never bothered though, because the only cops I worry about around here are such douchebags that they wouldn't even care.

    i think a bumper sticker that said "i <3 poilice" might be more trouble than it's worth in some neighborhoods

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    AgentBryantAgentBryant CTRegistered User regular
    edited May 2007
    eversman where in ct are you?

    i want something legitimate to post in this thread

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    CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Butters wrote: »
    Call jerks off onto a full body mirror.
    This is actually more true than you know.

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    ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    TxdoHawk wrote: »
    Fallout wrote: »
    i promised a donation to some police officer's foundation near me

    they called back later and were like ummm hi

    maybe they came to the door i dunno

    i couldn't find a website on them so i didn't want to give them any cash

    besides

    they're cops

    Supposedly a significant donation to those kinds of places will get you a nice big bumper sticker that will get you out of a decent amount of trouble if you get pulled over. I have never bothered though, because the only cops I worry about around here are such douchebags that they wouldn't even care.

    The bumper stickers aren't nearly as effective as FOP cards. And most highway cops could give a shit about your FOP card.

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    CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    potatoe wrote: »
    i think a bumper sticker that said "i <3 poilice" might be more trouble than it's worth in some neighborhoods
    Are poi lice the bugs that I have in my pubes?

    Cause, that would explain a lot.

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    ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Nope. Them's crabs, buddy.

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    TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Callius is there anything you haven't masturbated to?

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    TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Just curious.

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    TxdoHawkTxdoHawk Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    potatoe wrote: »
    i think a bumper sticker that said "i <3 poilice" might be more trouble than it's worth in some neighborhoods

    True enough. I wouldn't park my car in a ghetto too long with something like that. Of course, the closest we have to a ghetto around here is Shamokin/Coal Township, and I get strange looks around there anyway because I'm not inbred three generations deep.

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    FalloutFallout GIRL'S DAY WAS PRETTY GOOD WHILE THEY LASTEDRegistered User regular
    edited May 2007
    where i live they'll break into your car no matter what you have on it

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    potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Callius is there anything you haven't masturbated to?

    me

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    CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Callius is there anything you haven't masturbated to?
    Probably.

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    FrankoFranko Sometimes I really wish I had four feet so I could dance with myself to the drumbeat Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    My brother has a form of Multiple Sclerosis D:

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    CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Franko wrote: »
    My brother has a form of Multiple Sclerosis D:
    Do you fuck him in the eye and use his dick for a banjo pick?

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    PotUPotU __BANNED USERS regular
    edited May 2007
    Franko wrote: »
    My brother has a form of Multiple Sclerosis D:

    And thanks to Eversman he will die.
    Really, I'm so sorry.

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    FrankoFranko Sometimes I really wish I had four feet so I could dance with myself to the drumbeat Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Callius wrote: »
    Franko wrote: »
    My brother has a form of Multiple Sclerosis D:
    Do you fuck him in the eye and use his dick for a banjo pick?

    you've seen my website?

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