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Favorite Cheese [Chat]

EddyEddy Gengar the BittersweetRegistered User regular
edited September 2021 in Debate and/or Discourse
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I had to excise my personal favorite, Camembert, because I know y'all want a joke answer. Swine.

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Sardinia is home to one of the most dangerous types of cheese. Casu Marzu, or Casu Martzu, comes from sheep’s milk aged with thousands of maggots. Because of safety issues, various countries placed a ban on the international distribution of the infamous cheese.

"and the morning stars I have seen
and the gengars who are guiding me" -- W.S. Merwin
Eddy on

Favorite Cheese [Chat] 74 votes

Burrata
2%
RedTideAim 2 votes
Mozzarella
17%
ZavianuserHaphazardFuzzy Cumulonimbus CloudTcheldorBurnageKruiteDonkey KongthatassemblyguymilskiJusticeforPlutoKanabrynhrtmn 13 votes
Cheddar
20%
MulysaSemproniusMrMisterWeaverRear Admiral ChocokedinikBurtletoyamateurhourZilla360CoinageLord_AsmodeusmysticjuicertzeentchlingdaveNYCknitdanAlexandier 15 votes
Parmesan
8%
redxZeroCowMx. QuillChanusNobeardTenzytile 6 votes
Emmental
5%
HappylilElfironsizideronyaJobless Anarchist 4 votes
Brie
14%
ElendiljoshgotroIncenjucarLoserForHireXzekebeauLucedesFiendishrabbitSolomaxwell6Orcaspool32Tumin 11 votes
Feta
4%
TTODewbackTofystedethHahnsoo1 3 votes
Gouda
13%
QuidDoodmannElldrenButtersAiouaDesytinwhiskerszepherinMsAnthropyChall 10 votes
Gruyère
10%
VishNubjungleroomxBrodyAtomikaHonkEddySLyMKhepra 8 votes
Casu Marzu
2%
Archdiscrider 2 votes
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  • RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    Banana

  • MazzyxMazzyx Comedy Gold Registered User regular
    I don't see American and I refuse to vote on the basis of anti-American discrimination.

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  • SurfpossumSurfpossum A nonentity trying to preserve the anonymity he so richly deserves.Registered User regular
    Chu sits at a computer, typing furiously.

    Eddy slides into the seat behind him, pulling out a stopwatch and a gun and laying them silently on the desk.

  • ChallChall Registered User regular
    Gouda
    Hmm, there's no "Select All" option on this poll, clearly a huge oversight

  • tyrannustyrannus i am not fat Registered User regular
    klaatu burrata........

  • EddyEddy Gengar the Bittersweet Registered User regular
    edited September 2021
    Gruyère
    Mazzyx wrote: »
    I don't see American and I refuse to vote on the basis of anti-American discrimination.

    American is a subtype of Cheddar, I believe. I don't know what Carolus Linnaeus has to say about it tho

    Eddy on
    "and the morning stars I have seen
    and the gengars who are guiding me" -- W.S. Merwin
  • TTODewbackTTODewback Puts the drawl in ya'll I think I'm in HellRegistered User regular
    Feta
    You know what they say
    Everything is betta' with feta
    But also Gouda is good
    and also Cheddar
    and also

    Bless your heart.
  • P10P10 An Idiot With Low IQ Registered User regular
    wensleydale

    Shameful pursuits and utterly stupid opinions
  • ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    Brie
    it's a very eurocentric list

    where are the cheeses of the global south

  • AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    Eddy wrote: »
    Mazzyx wrote: »
    I don't see American and I refuse to vote on the basis of anti-American discrimination.

    American is a subtype of Cheddar, I believe. I don't know what Carolus Linnaeus has to say about it tho

    that it isn't cheese

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  • Sir LandsharkSir Landshark resting shark face Registered User regular
    saw a tiktok made by a girl that goes to the met regularly, reading all the art plaques and waiting for her mete cute with a nerdy art history boy

    anyways tagging @eddy for no reason

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  • NecoNeco In My Restless Dreams Registered User regular
    I don’t know what my favorite is

  • ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    Brie
    saw a tiktok made by a girl that goes to the met regularly, reading all the art plaques and waiting for her mete cute with a nerdy art history boy

    anyways tagging eddy for no reason
    i did this once

    there was no meet cute

  • LoserForHireXLoserForHireX Philosopher King The AcademyRegistered User regular
    Brie
    Eddy your betrayal of the noble Camembert is noted and you will be chastised at the next meeting of the good taste havers club.

    I'm not mad, I'm just disappointed.

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  • RedTideRedTide Registered User regular
    Burrata
    Today has been a pig of a day

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  • joshgotrojoshgotro nah nahRegistered User regular
    Brie
    Confirmed Eddy hates global south.

  • AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    anyway I protest this list for being so woefully insufficient

    neither my favourite bougie cheese or my favourite for like, the everyday

    bah, I say, bah

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  • TTODewbackTTODewback Puts the drawl in ya'll I think I'm in HellRegistered User regular
    Feta
    Neco wrote: »
    I don’t know what my favorite is

    you're your own favorite

    Bless your heart.
  • ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    Brie
    italian cheese getting btfo rn

  • EddyEddy Gengar the Bittersweet Registered User regular
    Gruyère
    When I went to the NGA-West, I walked into a hall and loudly bragged to my sister that I do believe that this is an El Greco

    *makes small, performative clamber over to the plaque*

    Why, yes it is! Ah, El Greco - did you know that despite his name he was court painter in Spain?!

    *long-suffering sister eyerolls and says that this is just like when music assholes identify the particular movement of a symphony*

    "and the morning stars I have seen
    and the gengars who are guiding me" -- W.S. Merwin
  • SurfpossumSurfpossum A nonentity trying to preserve the anonymity he so richly deserves.Registered User regular
    Where are all the real cheeses that people actually eat like string, whiz, sliced, etc.

  • TTODewbackTTODewback Puts the drawl in ya'll I think I'm in HellRegistered User regular
    Feta
    @Neco because you're dangerously cheesy 8-)

    Bless your heart.
  • nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    No American cheese?

  • TuminTumin Registered User regular
    Brie
    Gouda could be gooda
    Feta could be betta
    But theres no meal for me
    Like a wheel made of brie
    And a sleeve of some stale storebrand crackers

  • OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User regular
    Eddy wrote: »
    When I went to the NGA-West, I walked into a hall and loudly bragged to my sister that I do believe that this is an El Greco

    *makes small, performative clamber over to the plaque*

    Why, yes it is! Ah, El Greco - did you know that despite his name he was court painter in Spain?!

    *long-suffering sister eyerolls and says that this is just like when music assholes identify the particular movement of a symphony*

    When we went to that museum near Brookline I believe you probably did something like this but I was so incredibly uncultured I didn’t even know enough to call you out

  • emnmnmeemnmnme Registered User regular
  • KamiroKamiro Registered User regular
    No manchego? I’m boycotting this thread

  • EddyEddy Gengar the Bittersweet Registered User regular
    Gruyère
    Look, I made my cuts and my selections, and I don't have to defend shit to you media jackals except to eulogize my sweet camembert

    "and the morning stars I have seen
    and the gengars who are guiding me" -- W.S. Merwin
  • Donkey KongDonkey Kong Putting Nintendo out of business with AI nips Registered User regular
    Mozzarella
    I have to vote with my heart. I love all cheeses but I love mild, humble, uncomplicated mozzarella the most.

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  • amateurhouramateurhour One day I'll be professionalhour The woods somewhere in TennesseeRegistered User regular
    Cheddar
    I had to go Cheddar, only because a) my wife thinks it's weird when I just gnaw on hard parm, and b) Blue isn't on the list.

    are YOU on the beer list?
  • Donkey KongDonkey Kong Putting Nintendo out of business with AI nips Registered User regular
    Mozzarella
    No American cheese?

    the first person to make a crack about it not being real cheese gets a paddling

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  • TuminTumin Registered User regular
    edited September 2021
    Brie
    Truthfull, by volume I am 25% pepper jack cheese

    Tumin on
  • joshgotrojoshgotro nah nahRegistered User regular
    Brie
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  • SurfpossumSurfpossum A nonentity trying to preserve the anonymity he so richly deserves.Registered User regular
    Eddy wrote: »
    Look, I made my cuts and my selections, and I don't have to defend shit to you media jackals except to eulogize my sweet camembert
    Are you saying you




    cut the cheese

  • EchoEcho ski-bap ba-dapModerator, Administrator admin
    Seen on Instagram but I can't be arsed getting the image out of there:
    Jesus: We'd like a table for 26.
    Host: But there's only 13 of you?
    Jesus: Yes, but we're all going to sit on the same side of the table.
    Host: Jesus fucking Christ.

  • AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    anyway I protest this list for being so woefully insufficient

    neither my favourite bougie cheese or my favourite for like, the everyday

    bah, I say, bah

    which is chevre and port salut respectively


    tiny toasted slices of baguette - there is no way to toast tiny slices of baguette with ease, but still - with a preferably equally sized slice of chevre on top, put some herbes de provence on top and get your torch out and flambée it to perfection

    preferably the chevre slice should be just thick enough that the bottom of it isn't melted so you get that lovely difference in texture

    some halved cherry tomatoes on the side

    marvelous


    port salut is like, usually just a token effort initially to put it on bread for your breakfast but mostly you're just sitting there eating chunks of it

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  • NecoNeco In My Restless Dreams Registered User regular
    TTODewback wrote: »
    Neco wrote: »
    I don’t know what my favorite is

    you're your own favorite

    I just want to be someone’s number 1, even if it’s just me

  • WeaverWeaver Breakfast Witch Hashus BrowniusRegistered User regular
    Cheddar
    I've still got an hour left on my workout and ya'll got me thinking about cheese

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