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Choose one of these super powers
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Cocky Stride, Musky odoursPope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
Cocky Stride, Musky odoursPope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
You come across a shitty wizard on your walk home from the train station. He's had a rough night and needs to borrow your phone to book an interdimensional uber to get home. You hand it over, he accesses a menu you've never seen before, and moments later a portal opens and a black Honda Accord honks from the other side. He thanks you, and before stepping through the portal and disappearing, he hands you a card. The card lists a collection of abilities that the wizard is willing to grant you as thanks for helping him get home. The choices are as follows:
1. For the rest of your life, you gain the power of clean break poops. Nothing but net every time, no wipe required.
2. You become a world class sleeper. You can fall asleep on command, wake when you want to, and when you do you feel refreshed and energized.
3. You'll never lose anything you own again. You'll never leave your phone in a cab, you'll never forget where you put your keys, you'll never leave your passport at home, you'll never drop the remote behind the couch.
4. You innately know the best thing on a menu, and when you order it, it's always good.
5. You can always find a good parking spot, you're always close to the cheapest gas in town when you're running low and you can always find a good shortcut to get around traffic.
You have the power in your hands to slightly improve your quality of life and no way to use it to help other people. What do you choose?
1. For the rest of your life, you gain the power of clean break poops. Nothing but net every time, no wipe required.
2. You become a world class sleeper. You can fall asleep on command, wake when you want to, and when you do you feel refreshed and energized.
3. You'll never lose anything you own again. You'll never leave your phone in a cab, you'll never forget where you put your keys, you'll never leave your passport at home, you'll never drop the remote behind the couch.
4. You innately know the best thing on a menu, and when you order it, it's always good.
5. You can always find a good parking spot, you're always close to the cheapest gas in town when you're running low and you can always find a good shortcut to get around traffic.
You have the power in your hands to slightly improve your quality of life and no way to use it to help other people. What do you choose?
Choose one of these super powers 150 votes
Perfect Paperless Poops
10%
16 votes
a Sleeper Hit
76%
115 votes
Parker Lewis Can't Lose
6%
10 votes
I'll Have What She's Having
2%
4 votes
Ryan Gosling in Nicolas Winding Refn's Drive (2011)
3%
5 votes
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nothing is more glorious than achieving perfection
we also talk about other random shit and clown upon each other
Did you know that a lot people just have this power already?
Maybe they'll have the occasional restless night, but some people really do wake up feeling good
Need some stuff designed or printed? I can help with that.
It has to be eight solid hours and then two more hours on top of that after I've turned off my alarm.
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Before I discovered the magical power of "Remeron" I would have chosen that as well.
But I can actually fall asleep now! It's wild!
So give me good eats.
i was going to brag that i already have powers 2 and 4, but i mean every once in a while I do have trouble sleeping so I guess its not truly accurate. but *usually* i am out within a few minutes and I stay out until its go time...
we also talk about other random shit and clown upon each other
So that one sounds basically like magic to me,
(While I’m sure everyone else in my life would prefer I selected not to ever lose anything again, frankly the idea freaks me out. It’s like someone suggesting you replace your whole personality with a different one)
I mean, I also just like eating good food.
Sounds like you'd end up losing your personality with that choice
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There's some good tricks I can think of to influence the business of any restaurant, and that's just the start.
The driving one is more straightforward but I have no interest in being a delivery driver. It would possibly make for an interesting career in Rally Racing though. Possibly endurance circuit racing like NASCAR too, depending on if the power gives you advantages in the Pit
2. I already fall asleep the moment my head hits the pillow.
3. I waste a lot of time looking for things
4. I always get something new on the menu that I haven't tried before, if I always got the best thing it'd be boring.
5. I don't spend more than 15 minutes in my car on any given day.
please let me rest brain I do not need to be awoken because the cat jumped on something downstairs
My wife has this super power! She goes, “hmm, I think I might have a nap” AND THEN SHE JUST DOES IT
Ever tried. Ever failed. No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better
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Even if it does have the requirement I still need you sleep a normal amount of time it's the best pick. Insomnia would no longer fuck me up at random, there's no nights where stress keeps me restless in a series of psychotic dreams, I don't need three to four alarms just to wake up on time (and even then I can and have slept through them all), and every single morning I wake up ready to go without the pervasive brain fog that plagues me until noon.
There's no other choice for me. Maybe if the menu thing also came with the food always being healthy no matter what it is, then it might be more tempting. Cheesecake, part of this balanced diet.
Menu only saves occasional disappointment.
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I will absolutely take that sleeper hit.
The way you described it sounds like I can be perfectly healthy on zero sleep or a 5 minute nap.
Nobody has that.