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Buy my NFT

Endless_SerpentsEndless_Serpents Registered User regular
in Social Entropy++
I am selling my NFT (Nonspecific Featured Trinket) if you would like to purchase it. Price is negotiable. Time is an illusion. The curse is guaranteed. Death is inevitable.

Purpose built for you personally. There is only one, and I’m willing to sell it to you all. No god nor demon dares buy my NFT, will you?

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  • BucketmanBucketman Call me SkraggRegistered User regular
    I like trinkets and their ilk. I am interested

    Hey Satan! My Amazon Wishlist! Wish Post! Thanks Satan!
  • HobnailHobnail Registered User regular
    I don't have any money would you be willing to just give it to me

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  • Endless_SerpentsEndless_Serpents Registered User regular
    Bucketman wrote: »
    I like trinkets and their ilk. I am interested

    Fantastic! I can’t wait to sell it to you. It will be a great investment.

  • Endless_SerpentsEndless_Serpents Registered User regular
    Hobnail wrote: »
    I don't have any money would you be willing to just give it to me

    Sure. I’ll send it to you now.

  • Endless_SerpentsEndless_Serpents Registered User regular
    Once you own it you can never not own it. It will outlive you, but that much is obvious.

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  • HobnailHobnail Registered User regular
    Oh.......

  • HobnailHobnail Registered User regular
    This isnt exactly like when I got that dirty old VHS tape of my own death but it's not unlike it

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  • Endless_SerpentsEndless_Serpents Registered User regular
    If anyone else would like to purchase it there is plenty more; it continues to grow.

    @Hobnail
    Feel free to leave a user review.

  • sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    Does it come in blue?

  • Endless_SerpentsEndless_Serpents Registered User regular
    sarukun wrote: »
    Does it come in blue?

    There are elements of blue in it, though much of it is beyond the visible spectrum.

  • Lindsay LohanLindsay Lohan Registered User regular
    edited December 2021
    I am interested. I'm a powerful internet influencer with nearly 60 Facebook friends and at least 10 followers on other social media like MySpace, Geocities and Parler. Can I get a sample of the NFC so I can give you massive hype and exposure across all levels of the Light and Dark Webs?

    Lindsay Lohan on
  • sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    Endless_Serpents wrote: »
    sarukun wrote: »
    Does it come in blue?

    There are elements of blue in it, though much of it is beyond the visible spectrum.

    This is an outrage.

  • Endless_SerpentsEndless_Serpents Registered User regular
    Lindsay Lohan wrote: »
    I am interested. I'm a powerful internet influencer with nearly 60 Facebook friends and at least 10 followers on other social media like MySpace, Geocities and Parler. Can I get a sample of the NFC so I can give you massive hype and exposure across all levels of the Light and Dark Webs?

    Yes, thank you. See that it spreads.

  • HobnailHobnail Registered User regular
    I'm having trouble thinking correctly there is a shimmer on my mind

  • Endless_SerpentsEndless_Serpents Registered User regular
    sarukun wrote: »
    Endless_Serpents wrote: »
    sarukun wrote: »
    Does it come in blue?

    There are elements of blue in it, though much of it is beyond the visible spectrum.

    This is an outrage.

    You’ll find that over time you will begin to see the NFT even without your eyes. Without the use of your eyes, I should say. You may still have your eyes.

    Buy today!

  • OlivawOlivaw good name, isn't it? the foot of mt fujiRegistered User regular
    Does it come with a free frogurt

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  • ProlegomenaProlegomena Frictionless Spinning The VoidRegistered User regular
    Any trades?

    Steam
  • TallahasseerielTallahasseeriel Registered User regular
    Is it cursed?

  • sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    Endless_Serpents wrote: »
    sarukun wrote: »
    Endless_Serpents wrote: »
    sarukun wrote: »
    Does it come in blue?

    There are elements of blue in it, though much of it is beyond the visible spectrum.

    This is an outrage.

    You’ll find that over time you will begin to see the NFT even without your eyes. Without the use of your eyes, I should say. You may still have your eyes.

    Buy today!

    But I haven’t bought anything yet.

    Can we buy NFTs without buying them now?

    What an age we live in smh.

  • Endless_SerpentsEndless_Serpents Registered User regular
    Olivaw wrote: »
    Does it come with a free frogurt

    Yes. The yogurt is also cursed.
    Prolegomena wrote: »
    Any trades?

    No.
    Tallahasseeriel wrote: »
    Is it cursed?

    Absolutely. I am on 5% battery on my phone, I am in the woods, the town is gone. It follows.
    sarukun wrote: »
    Endless_Serpents wrote: »
    sarukun wrote: »
    Endless_Serpents wrote: »
    sarukun wrote: »
    Does it come in blue?

    There are elements of blue in it, though much of it is beyond the visible spectrum.

    This is an outrage.

    You’ll find that over time you will begin to see the NFT even without your eyes. Without the use of your eyes, I should say. You may still have your eyes.

    Buy today!

    But I haven’t bought anything yet.

    Can we buy NFTs without buying them now?

    What an age we live in smh.

    I would love you to have my NFT by any means. Would you like it?

  • TynnanTynnan seldom correct, never unsure Registered User regular
    edited December 2021
    Endless_Serpents wrote: »
    Tallahasseeriel wrote: »
    Is it cursed?

    Absolutely. I am on 5% battery on my phone, I am in the woods, the town is gone. It follows.

    Is it Shia LaBeouf?

    Tynnan on
    Bucketman
  • MegaMan001MegaMan001 CRNA Rochester, MNRegistered User regular
    You can't, like, own things, man.

    I am in the business of saving lives.
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  • sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    I don’t think o have enough room at my house for an NFT.

  • Endless_SerpentsEndless_Serpents Registered User regular
    Tynnan wrote: »
    Endless_Serpents wrote: »
    Tallahasseeriel wrote: »
    Is it cursed?

    Absolutely. I am on 5% battery on my phone, I am in the woods, the town is gone. It follows.

    Is it Shia LaBeouf?

    It might have been, I’m not sure.
    MegaMan001 wrote: »
    You can't, like, own things, man.

    Woah.
    sarukun wrote: »
    I don’t think o have enough room at my house for an NFT.

    I promise you it can fit inside the crevices inside your walls.

  • OlivawOlivaw good name, isn't it? the foot of mt fujiRegistered User regular
    sarukun wrote: »
    I don’t think o have enough room at my house for an NFT.

    Yes how big is it, space is at a premium in my home and this NFT would need to fit snugly within

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  • PinfeldorfPinfeldorf Yeah ZestRegistered User regular
    If you had to describe the shape of the NFT, would you say it is more spherical or icosahedral?

  • sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    Hahaha walls, who am I, Richie McMoneyHaverGuy?

    Good one. Hah!. Walls.

  • Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited December 2021
    I am selling multiple NFT’s

    Send $50 to [email protected] and I will send you a unique drawing made by me that is guaranteed* to go up in value.







    *guarantee is not guaranteed

    Raijin Quickfoot on
    HEY SATAN! HERE'S MY WISHLIST! GO NUTS YOU DEVIL!

    https://www.amazon.com/gp/registry/wishlist/1JI9WWSRW1YJI
  • Endless_SerpentsEndless_Serpents Registered User regular
    Olivaw wrote: »
    sarukun wrote: »
    I don’t think o have enough room at my house for an NFT.

    Yes how big is it, space is at a premium in my home and this NFT would need to fit snugly within

    883 pixels wide by 1161 pixels tall, and around 9 feet the other ways.
    Pinfeldorf wrote: »
    If you had to describe the shape of the NFT, would you say it is more spherical or icosahedral?

    It’s more of a resonance than a shape, usually.

  • Endless_SerpentsEndless_Serpents Registered User regular
    Raijin Quickfoot wrote: »
    I am selling multiple NFT’s

    Send $50 to [email protected] and I will send you a unique drawing made by me that is guaranteed* to go up in value.







    *guarantee is not guaranteed

    I will now send my NFT to cleanse you of your own. Have a nice day.

  • TheStigTheStig Registered User regular
    When I was 13 my older brother took me out into the woods behind the school and showed me where him and his friends stash their NFT.

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  • CorporateRedCorporateRed Wooooooo! Registered User regular
    Is it going to hurt?

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  • Endless_SerpentsEndless_Serpents Registered User regular
    CorporateRed wrote: »
    Is it going to hurt?

    The NFT is incredibly fast and cost effective. You won’t even realise, it’s that fast!

    It is already inside this abandoned shack in the woods! I barred the door as best I could. I’m texting you from beneath a bed—buy today!

  • el_vicioel_vicio Registered User regular
    right click ->save

    whatcha gonna do
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  • CorporateRedCorporateRed Wooooooo! Registered User regular
    Endless_Serpents wrote: »
    CorporateRed wrote: »
    Is it going to hurt?

    The NFT is incredibly fast and cost effective. You won’t even realise, it’s that fast!

    It is already inside this abandoned shack in the woods! I barred the door as best I could. I’m texting you from beneath a bed—buy today!

    I'm in! I didn't wait too long, did I? PLEASE!

    I'll take a power glove too.

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  • Mortal SkyMortal Sky queer punk hedge witchRegistered User regular
    How many blunts is the pixelated seraph smoking

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  • DepressperadoDepressperado I just wanted to see you laughing in the pizza rainRegistered User regular
    does it come with frogurt?

  • TofystedethTofystedeth Registered User regular
    How many low effort monkey pictures are included?

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  • Lindsay LohanLindsay Lohan Registered User regular
    It arrived in my inbox while I was sitting in a parking lot. All the airbags on my car deployed and the radio is stuck on All I Want for Christmas is You on loop. I can't destroy the NFT, any attempts to do so result in a pop up of symbols of an ancient language and Flappy Bird then loads. 10/10 Would NFT again. Very powerful, very fungable.

  • 3cl1ps33cl1ps3 I will build a labyrinth to house the cheese Registered User regular
    How many eyes?

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