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This is the story of The Good Toaster and the day it made carnitas
An entire dutch oven containing a 8 pound pork shoulder in a toaster oven??? Why yes, The Good Toaster can do it. Yes The Good Toaster is dirty. It is a workhorse. Yes the timer says 14 HOURS.
14 hours later, it emerges, absolutely packed in there, rolled in dried chilies
The meat out to cool away from its cooking liquid
Lard and defatted cooking liquid are used to fry, then sauce the carnitas as a finishing step
Yes... YES
taco time
An entire dutch oven containing a 8 pound pork shoulder in a toaster oven??? Why yes, The Good Toaster can do it. Yes The Good Toaster is dirty. It is a workhorse. Yes the timer says 14 HOURS.
14 hours later, it emerges, absolutely packed in there, rolled in dried chilies
The meat out to cool away from its cooking liquid
Lard and defatted cooking liquid are used to fry, then sauce the carnitas as a finishing step
Yes... YES
taco time
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Totally regretting my choice of dinner now.
The Brave Little Toaster is all grown up now. *tear rolls down*
Gonna be so cute and comfy while not owning the libs
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it could be today chanus
womp womp
people are allowed to be total weirdos if it makes them happy i suppose
I made the Serious Eats no-sugar southern cornbread recipe tonight and it was good! https://www.seriouseats.com/southern-unsweetened-cornbread-recipe
It's interesting -- I just used 2% and not buttermilk since that's what I had, and I also didn't have a stone-ground cornmeal but just the standard big grocer stuff. I did also use a tablespoon of sugar like the recipe recommended since the mass-market cornmeal is The batter is super, super soupy when it goes into the skillet! Like, I thought for sure I had fucked it up. It cooked up fine though, and the texture is this intense crumble without being dry. But really, it crumbles. You also cannot eat that much of it / it's very satiating?
This is compared to grandma's recipe, which is probably more akin to a johhnycake -
*squints* that's....remarkably different. For one thing, it includes only enough butter to grease the skillet, whereas the other one has, uh, 14 times the amount of butter. This one, however, has 12 times the amount of sugar in it. And a third of the cornmeal. Weird.
Nice smokiness to it, would do again
Maybe I do need a toaster oven????
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One of the options says "phase cook" and I don't know what it does but I assume geordi la forge could explain it to me
Clearly, it splits off a pocket universe
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4 pounds pork shoulder
4 tsp light chili powder
4 tsp dark chili powder
2 tsp cumin
1/2 tsp cinammon
1/4 tsp nutmeg
1/4 tsp cayenne
2 tsp salt
1 large onion, diced
6 cloves garlic, minced
1/4 cup orange juice
two lemons or 3 limes, juiced
1 tsp apple cider vinegar
Pork gets cubed, 2 inch chunks-ish, and then all the spices and the liquid go into a gallon sized ziplock or two, and then the pork goes into the marinade. The next day or however long I have (it doesn't matter much tbh) I throw it in the oven in a 9x13 pan wrapped tight with aluminum foil, and I do it at 275 for 3 hours, 325 for an hour, 450 for 1/2 an hour, and then I pop the aluminum, shred it, and then broiler it for maybe 5-10 minutes.
I'm not frying them in lard afterward but the broil in the fatted braising liquid after cooks them right up
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