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Post your inconsequential triumphs here
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Gay as hell bro
always the bridesmaid eh?
:wonk:
Gay as fucking hell, even
fake-edit: WOAH WOH, wait up. The character sequence produces now?
look i just wanna go to a wedding drink too much and pass out on the cake
that's not too much to wish for mirite
Make sure to tell her you ranked this as an "inconsequential triumph". It will make her feel appreciated.
No but for real my parents and sister went as all out as a 20 minute ceremony would tolerate. My sister made a layered cake completely from scratch! And now we're going to her house to make pizzas! Like, everyone at this thing had much more significant triumphs than I did! I stood there looking good in my bespoke suit and bow tie and basically watched people succeed around me!
Also made scrambled eggs after not having done so in a while and nailing it is a boost to my fragile ego
What do I order?
I always get the spicy 5-piece tender combo, usually with mashed potatoes.
Need some stuff designed or printed? I can help with that.
I don't know what to tell you, I've had them twice, from two different locations, and they both tasted like baked elmers glue. Flour and water with all the water baked off.
Need some stuff designed or printed? I can help with that.
Rather have a dinner roll
Earlier I was doing my business in the bathroom, and in between the moment of wiping my bum and dropping the TP in the toilet, I started to feel a sneeze coming on and reflexively my hand with the TP in it started toward my face to cover it
Luckily I caught myself halfway through the motion, and let me tell you the relief I felt at not going through with that was palpable
weird
I've never had a Popeyes biscuit that didn't taste like flaky butter and sin
I typically go with either the 5 piece tender meal or the spicy chicken sandwich.
It's my go to for fast food chicken.
The text is too small and so are the buttons and also I’m old
Don’t do this to me Vanilla.
I need my old-style anonymous social media fix
Edit: I forgot which thread I was in. The triumph is getting drunk on fancy wine.
Conversely I now have a whole lot more threads with blue unread post numbers to annoy me
HAIL
The amount of squinting I've had to do over the last few days browsing this forum
"We have blue sign the likes of which even Gawd has never seen!"
That's not inconsequential...
Hell, it deserves its own thread!
EDIT: Hey!
Hard to believe my job used to be literally Noticing Things.
Norgoth... I--
No, I can't do this to you. Someone else must.
Edit: as for related inconsequential triumphs, I’ve probably eaten there once and then not needed to destroy a bathroom right away, so
I hope you are all ready to be redeemed.