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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    sarukun wrote: »
    I got married yesterday to a woman I have lived and owned property with for two and a half years.

    :3

    Gay as hell bro

  • XaquinXaquin Right behind you!Registered User regular
    Magic Pink wrote: »
    sarukun wrote: »
    I got married yesterday to a woman I have lived and owned property with for two and a half years.

    :3

    revolting blasphemy

    always the bridesmaid eh?

    :wonk:

  • ElaroElaro Apologetic Registered User regular
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    sarukun wrote: »
    I got married yesterday to a woman I have lived and owned property with for two and a half years.

    :3

    Gay as hell bro

    Gay as fucking hell, even

    fake-edit: WOAH WOH, wait up. The
    :3
    
    character sequence produces :3 now?

    Children's rights are human rights.
  • Magic PinkMagic Pink Tur-Boner-Fed Registered User regular
    Xaquin wrote: »
    Magic Pink wrote: »
    sarukun wrote: »
    I got married yesterday to a woman I have lived and owned property with for two and a half years.

    :3

    revolting blasphemy

    always the bridesmaid eh?

    :wonk:

    look i just wanna go to a wedding drink too much and pass out on the cake

    that's not too much to wish for mirite

  • HefflingHeffling No Pic EverRegistered User regular
    sarukun wrote: »
    I got married yesterday to a woman I have lived and owned property with for two and a half years.

    :3

    Make sure to tell her you ranked this as an "inconsequential triumph". It will make her feel appreciated. ;)

  • sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    The real triumph was buying property and living together! This is government paperwork! Fuck the government!

    No but for real my parents and sister went as all out as a 20 minute ceremony would tolerate. My sister made a layered cake completely from scratch! And now we're going to her house to make pizzas! Like, everyone at this thing had much more significant triumphs than I did! I stood there looking good in my bespoke suit and bow tie and basically watched people succeed around me!

  • WearingglassesWearingglasses Of the friendly neighborhood variety Registered User regular
    Fuck yeah the egg I was gonna use for my scrambled egg dinner had double yolk

    Also made scrambled eggs after not having done so in a while and nailing it is a boost to my fragile ego

  • MegaMan001MegaMan001 CRNA Rochester, MNRegistered User regular
    I'm visiting my parents and their town has a Popeyes. I've never been there, but I've heard it's good?

    What do I order?

    I am in the business of saving lives.
  • SorceSorce Not ThereRegistered User regular
    Whatever your heart will hate you the most for desires. Just be prepared with a drink when you take a bite of their biscuits.

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  • TaminTamin Registered User regular
    MegaMan001 wrote: »
    I'm visiting my parents and their town has a Popeyes. I've never been there, but I've heard it's good?

    What do I order?

    I always get the spicy 5-piece tender combo, usually with mashed potatoes.

  • TofystedethTofystedeth Registered User regular
    My standard order is the 3 piece spicy tenders dinner, red beans and rice, blackened ranch for the dipping sauce.

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  • Librarian's ghostLibrarian's ghost Librarian, Ghostbuster, and TimSpork Registered User regular
    Six biscuits and loads of honey packets.

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  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
  • XaquinXaquin Right behind you!Registered User regular
  • XaquinXaquin Right behind you!Registered User regular
    oh haha it must not be opposite day

  • PinfeldorfPinfeldorf Yeah ZestRegistered User regular
    Any of y'all who say Popeye's has the worst biscuits have never been to this local diner chain here called Jerry Bob's. I don't think they use butter in the fucking things at all, they're dryer than the fucking sun.

  • TofystedethTofystedeth Registered User regular
    I have never experienced Popeyes biscuits to be exceptionally dry. I never get drinks with my meal.

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  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    Xaquin wrote: »
    WHAT

    I don't know what to tell you, I've had them twice, from two different locations, and they both tasted like baked elmers glue. Flour and water with all the water baked off.

  • UrielUriel Registered User regular
    Biscuits are overrated

    Rather have a dinner roll

  • HoukHouk Nipples The EchidnaRegistered User regular
    edited April 2022
    This is pretty inconsequential and at the same time very consequential

    Earlier I was doing my business in the bathroom, and in between the moment of wiping my bum and dropping the TP in the toilet, I started to feel a sneeze coming on and reflexively my hand with the TP in it started toward my face to cover it

    Luckily I caught myself halfway through the motion, and let me tell you the relief I felt at not going through with that was palpable

    Houk on
  • XaquinXaquin Right behind you!Registered User regular
    #pipe wrote: »
    Xaquin wrote: »
    WHAT

    I don't know what to tell you, I've had them twice, from two different locations, and they both tasted like baked elmers glue. Flour and water with all the water baked off.

    weird

    I've never had a Popeyes biscuit that didn't taste like flaky butter and sin

  • H0b0manH0b0man Registered User regular
    Popeyes biscuits are good.

    I typically go with either the 5 piece tender meal or the spicy chicken sandwich.

    It's my go to for fast food chicken.

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  • smofsmof [Growling historic on the fury road] Registered User regular
    Browsing the desktop-mode forums on my phone, and every time I successfully hit one of the tiny buttons without zooming in I feel like a god damn sharpshooter

  • FlarneFlarne Registered User regular
    edited April 2022
    I’m drunk on fancy wine and I miss the mobile forums

    The text is too small and so are the buttons and also I’m old

    Don’t do this to me Vanilla.

    I need my old-style anonymous social media fix

    Edit: I forgot which thread I was in. The triumph is getting drunk on fancy wine.

    Flarne on
  • MadicanMadican No face Registered User regular
    Browsing the desktop-mode forums on my phone, and every time I successfully hit one of the tiny buttons without zooming in I feel like a god damn sharpshooter

    Conversely I now have a whole lot more threads with blue unread post numbers to annoy me

  • JuggernutJuggernut Registered User regular
    ALL HAIL THE RETURN OF THE MOBILE FORUM

    HAIL

  • JedocJedoc In the scuppers with the staggers and jagsRegistered User regular
    You don't have to type in all caps, mobile users can see you just fine now.

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  • MadicanMadican No face Registered User regular
    Jedoc wrote: »
    You don't have to type in all caps, mobile users can see you just fine now.

    The amount of squinting I've had to do over the last few days browsing this forum

  • MadicanMadican No face Registered User regular
    Also we have blue sign again. I missed you dark blue background, never leave me again

  • Mortal SkyMortal Sky queer punk hedge witchRegistered User regular
    I might need reading glasses after how much eye strain the desktop-mobile forums gave me

  • ElaroElaro Apologetic Registered User regular
    Madican wrote: »
    Also we have blue sign again. I missed you dark blue background, never leave me again

    "We have blue sign the likes of which even Gawd has never seen!"

    Children's rights are human rights.
  • Captain InertiaCaptain Inertia Central OhioRegistered User regular
    Oh hey, I fixed the forum

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  • ElaroElaro Apologetic Registered User regular
    edited April 2022
    Oh hey, I fixed the forum

    That's not inconsequential...

    Hell, it deserves its own thread!

    EDIT: Hey!

    Elaro on
    Children's rights are human rights.
  • smofsmof [Growling historic on the fury road] Registered User regular
    I was three threads in to my morning forum browsing before I noticed mobile style was back.

    Hard to believe my job used to be literally Noticing Things.

  • NorgothNorgoth cardiffRegistered User regular
    Not being a US resident imagine my shock to discover, upon googling to see what a popeye's biscuit looked like, that the restaurant is apparently not Popeye themed like I assumed. Next you'll tell me Sonic burgers has nothing to do with sonic the hedgehog.

  • MechMantisMechMantis Registered User regular
    Norgoth wrote: »
    Not being a US resident imagine my shock to discover, upon googling to see what a popeye's biscuit looked like, that the restaurant is apparently not Popeye themed like I assumed. Next you'll tell me Sonic burgers has nothing to do with sonic the hedgehog.

    Norgoth... I--

    No, I can't do this to you. Someone else must.

  • JedocJedoc In the scuppers with the staggers and jagsRegistered User regular
    Well, their signature food is a foot-long chili dog, so I think the spirit is there.

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  • Captain InertiaCaptain Inertia Central OhioRegistered User regular
    edited April 2022
    Well, you do eat your meal in a thing that makes you go fast

    Edit: as for related inconsequential triumphs, I’ve probably eaten there once and then not needed to destroy a bathroom right away, so

    Captain Inertia on
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  • ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    edited April 2022
    It is Good Friday, everyone.

    I hope you are all ready to be redeemed.

    ChicoBlue on
  • IronKnuckle's GhostIronKnuckle's Ghost This is also my fault Registered User regular
    Oh, I'm way past redemption.

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