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Penny Arcade - Comic - House Of Cards

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House Of Cards!

Penny Arcade - Comic - House Of Cards

Videogaming-related online strip by Mike Krahulik and Jerry Holkins. Includes news and commentary.

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  • RingoRingo He/Him a distinct lack of substanceRegistered User regular
    Butts Stuff

  • Rhesus PositiveRhesus Positive GNU Terry Pratchett Registered User regular
    Butts + Stuff, I think

    A subtle but important difference when purchasing butt-related items and/or services

    [Muffled sounds of gorilla violence]
  • Monkey Ball WarriorMonkey Ball Warrior A collection of mediocre hats Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited July 2022
    What happened to the kids college fund?

    Oh yeh, uh, so, a new game shop opened up next to the Butts & Stuff, see...

    Edit : or is it a poster inside the game store itself? Maybe it's like the store in the town I grew up in that was the feed store and the barber shop and the fishing and hunting license office.

    But I prefer the idea of a store entirely dedicated to butts and butt accessories.

    Monkey Ball Warrior on
    "I resent the entire notion of a body as an ante and then raise you a generalized dissatisfaction with physicality itself" -- Tycho
  • Rhesus PositiveRhesus Positive GNU Terry Pratchett Registered User regular
    It's the store interior, so I guess it's a board game

    Or an expansion for another game

    [Muffled sounds of gorilla violence]
  • MichaelLCMichaelLC In what furnace was thy brain? ChicagoRegistered User regular
    Rhesus Positive wrote: »
    It's the store interior, so I guess it's a board game

    Or an expansion for another game

    I've read the reviews. It's pretty tight.

  • zepherinzepherin Russian warship, go fuck yourself Registered User regular
    The next Pax will be called Pax College fund.

  • dennisdennis aka bingley Registered User regular
    zepherin wrote: »
    The next Pax will be called Pax College fund.

    Mike will be forced to come out of PAX retirement. I see a gritty biopic at the end of all this.

  • zepherinzepherin Russian warship, go fuck yourself Registered User regular
    dennis wrote: »
    zepherin wrote: »
    The next Pax will be called Pax College fund.

    Mike will be forced to come out of PAX retirement. I see a gritty biopic at the end of all this.

    At the end of it he'll be looking out on the crowd, hand shaking, bags under his eyes, he throws some visine in, take a shot of herbal tea. Then introduce himself, and then draw quietly for 30 minutes with a monitor overhead while the crowd goes nuts and shouts random things.

  • dennisdennis aka bingley Registered User regular
    edited July 2022
    zepherin wrote: »
    dennis wrote: »
    zepherin wrote: »
    The next Pax will be called Pax College fund.

    Mike will be forced to come out of PAX retirement. I see a gritty biopic at the end of all this.

    At the end of it he'll be looking out on the crowd, hand shaking, bags under his eyes, he throws some visine in, take a shot of herbal tea. Then introduce himself, and then draw quietly for 30 minutes with a monitor overhead while the crowd goes nuts and shouts random things.

    "By the end, I was snorting bumps of Lexapro every hour."

    dennis on
  • YoungFreyYoungFrey Registered User regular
    dennis wrote: »
    zepherin wrote: »
    dennis wrote: »
    zepherin wrote: »
    The next Pax will be called Pax College fund.

    Mike will be forced to come out of PAX retirement. I see a gritty biopic at the end of all this.

    At the end of it he'll be looking out on the crowd, hand shaking, bags under his eyes, he throws some visine in, take a shot of herbal tea. Then introduce himself, and then draw quietly for 30 minutes with a monitor overhead while the crowd goes nuts and shouts random things.

    "By the end, I was snorting bumps of Lexapro every hour."

    An Enforcer stands always at the ready to wipe the stray tear off his screen.

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